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Good shot there from Tate!
you
There's a fair society down there. Fair society everywhere. I have no idea how we ended up picking the car. Oh no!
Germany!
is a failed society!
I have a ticket right there.
From here, this is too small. We don't can scanning. But you don't speak German, I think. When here is, this is for printing. Please go to the 261. 262.
Next one, please. No problem. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you very much.
oh man 261
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I'm not taking him to Vienna to kill himself. Now we're in Vienna. We abandoned our car. We're in Vienna. There's no plan. We're running trying to find happiness. Happiness is not at the end of a train journey. Happiness is something inside. Trains leave. And we're all miserable. So it doesn't matter where we go. We're going to be miserable just the same. It doesn't matter where we are. It's all the same shit.
*thud*
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Thank you.
.
What is this?
Are you trying to bring shame on our family in public? The ghost of your father is frowning on you at this very moment. Your ancestors hide their faces.
The trip to Alabama is canceled.
You've been uninvited
Thanks a lot. You're going to have to change your name.
Bye.
Thank you.
When we go Thailand, we're the only guys who get kicked out of Thai bars. We're allowed to do anything.
You can throw up, you can throw drinks, you can grab girls' tits and do anything, but somehow we get through that. Nick gets asked.
It's not us.
He gets past
Maybe, though. Politely, yes.
- Shit.
Mike is not right.
- You're not ready.
You need hardcore training.
As soon as it gets cold here,
We're going.
It's all.
Tristan's on a date.
We were on a double date.
My girl had to fly to Frankfurt.
So she's gone. Trish is still on a date.
I asked what's happening.
Night now.
I need to buy one. I don't have one. I'm a terrible person. I tried to steal the train, but you called me. We didn't. We ran to the train. How many persons? Four. I want to steal it. How many persons? Four. I should pay every punishment. The very thing. Jesus. Where do you want Budapest? Hell, it's here. Budapest. Budapest.
I don't know. You don't know? Okay. I have no idea. Somewhere in Budapest. Okay. Four persons? Four people, please. Yes. How much is this going to cost me?
163.
For four persons. Aren't you concerned about my mother not being able to get Christmas presents this year? Because I spent all my money on the train to Budapest. I'll call her. Don't worry. I'll call her as soon as we're done and let her know. Yeah.
You took all her money, call the hospital that she's in. Yep, no medicine for you I'm afraid. You're just gonna have to die. Grandma too. So please enter your code. Thank you. We're texting by.
What's your name? Sorry, what's your name? Lena. Lena. It's Lena's fault. Thanks for life. See you next time. You should talk about this earlier. You should talk about it on the train because it's more expensive in the train.
but my plan was when you were coming i was going to keep walking like hide yeah and then i got really lazy so then like a combination perfect storm and here i am bankrupt
you can send a nice postcard to your mom yeah that's true the last postcard she'll ever get yeah include the ticket see mom that's my that's my christmas present to you
so the tickets for four of you thank you thank you
I'm gonna take it. - Oh yeah? - Nice.
- Santa's wish list.
- Efficiency, I like that.
- No one likes beer. - Do they have real booze? - Did they sell alcohol? - I only drink beer when I'm not drinking.
- For the last two years, all we've done is spend billions of dollars on booze. Every day we drink. Every day.
- Final work! - Fuck this guy.
- Thanks.
I almost flew in here.
Kimi Payne, Lei? She's from Brashow Pro.
*music*
you
Hungary is not a failed society. It's the first society that we live in a week and a half that's not failed. We're still hoping.
*music*
you
you
you
you
Bye.
you
*music*
*music*
*Dramatic music*
The beer bus is out of beer. Yo, Nick, go to this store here and buy a bottle of fucking Jack Daniels. Yo, Nick, grab like six or seven cold beers as well. Don't worry about it.
Let's get some beer for the beer, Basman
Damn.
- I'm not sure.
- Forever.
Yeah.
I broke your thing, bro.
I'm trying to get into the lose corner.
How are you, sir?
whiskey, scotch, anything.
What you got?
Done.
What's
the best.
- The best.
game.
- Yeah.
All right.
Keep it simple.
Jack Daniels, the middle one.
maker's farm.
*laughs*
- Thank you.
Yes.
Sorry.
You hate me. You hate me.
She hates me so I'm gonna buy her a drink.
She already paid me.
- Thank you.
*Bedding*
Security!
Great, great, great. Thank you. The Beer Boss isn't out of beer until Big Money Lick and Tristed are out of money. And we're not out of money ever.
- Wait.
I don't know.
Ah!
*crickets*
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Oh my God.
Oh.
I was testing out your shoe.
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She likes it, it's okay.
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Bye.
Thank you very much.
Good bye. Good bye.
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