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Today is Andrew's birthday. We're on our way to the Formula 1 race in Abu Dhabi. Now, are we fans of Formula 1? No. Can I name more than one or two Formula 1 drivers? No. The reason I'm doing this is because me and Andrew have this thing where we like to do what we call rich people shit. Now, we grew up broke, but rich people go to the Formula 1 and stand on yachts and drink champagne.
These are the things that rich people do. I don't even know if I'm going to like it. But I get to stand around in my rich people mask with my poor self underneath, watching how these people move and how these people interact. I find it incredibly entertaining. So today, rich people shoot. Oh, it's Mr. Plantese.
Thank you.
Mike is pissed
edits i had no problem mike but it's just like hurry the up now we're here to buy f1 claren that's a 650. i got 720 because i'm a real baller i buy myself a clothes i'm not gonna buy it but still
Our boat's called the St. Dave's Sea. If I had a boat that big, I would give it such a good name. Better than the St. Dave's Sea. The judge of the ocean, the judge of the seas. Something that sounds intimidating. Fuck, the judge of the seas has arrived.
The judge. I had a cigar, yeah, the other day. My father, the judge. My father, the judge. That should be the name of the boat. My father, the judge. Devil's sign on the boat.
I need booze. Booze. You can bring me booze? Alcohol. Yeah, bring me alcohol. Booze.
Booze, yeah. Go to the barman and say booze. I'm strong. Booze.
I need booze. Good birthday. Come give me some booze.
Rich people shit. I'm from Moss Farm. Representative Julius Garden. LU3. LU3.
I don't know where the driver sits. Once again, you've got Rampard on water. No life jacket.
No life jacket. No life jacket either. I can't swear. Yeah, kick him off. And you ruin your finest clothes and your cigars if you fall over. Oh, well.
So much of it is not seen basically.
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We interrupt this program for a special news bullet.
I keep getting asked. People keep saying to me, Andrew, why have you launched a Forex trading academy when you already had the Bitcoin War Room Trading Academy? What's the difference?
The difference is obviously crypto and Forex.
With the War Room Trading Academy, you can make a lot of money, but you need a deeper understanding of cryptocurrencies. I've had a lot of people come to me and say, "Look, I'm old school. I don't care about cryptocurrency. I want to keep my money in dollars. I'm very comfortable.
my money where it is. I don't want to start buying Bitcoin, moving things around, et cetera, et cetera. I want to make money. Is there anything we can do? Yes.
We can do the Forex. That's the entire point of it.
We are making so much money in the Forex program. I'm gonna give you something that I didn't give anyone for the Bitcoin program.
I will allow you to try the product out. 10 days, unlimited access.
You have a trial where you can sit and watch your money grow.
It's that simple. What more do I have to say? Why do you have to listen to me? I'm on a roof in Dubai. I've been in Dubai for a month. After this, I'm going to Miami. Then I'm back to work. I'm all over the world, but that doesn't matter. The point is I can prove to you you're going to make money with a trial.
So all the rest of it's bullshit. Come along.
C, try the Forex program. You don't need an understanding of cryptocurrency. If you understand what a dollar bill is,
The Forex program is going to make you dollar bills.
I'll see you inside.
Well, how do you write this circuit by the way? It's beautiful on pictures. It's beautiful on pictures. The way the downforce works on these modern cars, the downforce is too efficient.
I'm good in a Lambo. There's something about a Lambo. I'm good in a Lambo. Like, I wouldn't even say genuinely, like, other cars, I'm a good driver. I've had a Lambo for three years. I know Lamborghini. So anyway, so we're racing with these other chefs, whatever, whatever. We get to the end, and the guy who's driving at the front gets out, and he looks like a geek. He's 17. I was like, how old are you? He was 17. I got some scholarship with Lamborghini, and I've been driving since I was five.
five they start in the car so they're young and all this shit so he's racing for lambo already i was like all right cool i was like how fast are you going around the track like in comparison how fast you can go he goes i was driving with one hand maybe 30 percent and i said and when i came back i said that if he wasn't driving one now she goes yeah i saw him he was on his phone pissed me off so we're all trying to keep up with him he's like on his phone around the track so when
molested and this is the closest I've ever come to stacking a car so I said to myself look I don't press the brake lights till he presses the brake lights I don't know if he lets up the accelerator I follow him and I'm not letting go so we start going and I'm on him and I can see I can see him starting to speed up and speed up because he wants to prove me and get away from me but obviously I'm not a race driver but I'm crazy so I'm on him I'm refusing yeah so we go around this corner and come
And when we go out, around the bend, when we come out, we're both in Aventadors. My front right wheel touches the grass, my baby, this much. With this, on the bend. And I swear to God, I completely lost the car. They start going left, right. I was fully counter-skipping like this. Like, completely all over the place. And I recovered it and kept going. And the guy kept racing. At the end, he goes, how the fuck did you save that? I was like, bro, I don't know. I don't know.
I fucking lose it. - How much does that car worth? - 400 grand? - Fucking hell, man. That was an expensive day. - Bro. But when I got controlled again, I was straight back on it. 'Cause I knew how I fucked up, so I wasn't scared. I was like, "All right, don't touch the grass." I was back on it again. And by the end of it, he goes, "You can drive." He goes, "You're the best driver I've seen on this in a long time." I was like, "I'm just following you, bro."
I don't know how they do it, but I just fall in. Are you the best driver or are you just more crazy than anyone? More stupid though. Plus you don't look like a fucking geek. You look like a hell. But yeah, it was a badass thing because driving lambos aren't yours or something. The way he's biting you over, right? That's fucking awesome. You can't bite that sort of accident.
I'm very impressed with the women from my country. I've heard lots of beautiful Romanian girls speaking Romanian around this dock here in Abu Dhabi. I didn't know so many of them were, you know, boat captains and uh,
Sailors and Formula One racing staff and you know pit engineers. Man Romanian girls are talented. I had no clue.
Don't be a pussy. Men like us should be drinking bottles of white lightning on the fucking road. Fucking ace, ace snicker. With people throwing us train outside gates, bro. Instead we're in Abu Dhabi. We're the biggest toast in the whole arena. Liquid.
Cheers, Rumpo.
- All time, all time. - All time. After our thing, all time. - Cheers, indeed. - War room soldier. War room. - .
we got our own waiter we got our own waiters i gave him like 50 dollars now he's ours every other one
No
No, it's not. It's not.
I was looking at tickets. The guy said, "I want these guys to play the camera man." He said, "Bro, three and a half grand for a ticket." He said, "I want the camera man." I'm like, "That's what he said." I'm like, "Yeah, that's what he wants." He said, "What the fuck?" Camera man, bro. You need that left. The run fault. The run fault. Run fault.
I can do that though, I can do that, it's not impressive I can do that.
Give me the car. Start. Go. That's right. Go right now. Can't be
Give me this shit. Give me it. Give me the car.
They won't give me the card because they know I'll win. They won't give me the card.
They know I'll win.
When I see someone do something I couldn't do. I'm like, "Oh, I could maybe." Which is very rare. But I'll drive a car.
But if Lewis Hamilton got out of his car and like I had to fight him for his car, unfortunately he's like this tod. Pussy! Pussy! I break his spine! I'm stacking him! I'm trumbling into the ball!
Why? Why? Who the fuck is Lewis Hamilton?
He's saying the cold. I'm like, do you know how many Miami Heat players that big ass black basketball players
the size of the
You were unfolding. But that fits before. Do you think Lewis Hamilton, the 5'1 vegan, is making any kind of impression?
No fucking way! Driving around in the car! Like a fucking... Take, take! Go! Go now! Go now! Yeah! You look like a geek, bro! He looks like a geek! He's a bitchy in a car!
Awesome!
You're gonna get your friend out to direct you into the space you're a fucking deep.
You look like a king!
You want to talk? I know we've got enough drinks, right?
Listen, I'm tired. I've got enough of your chest. I'm tired of Luke.
Luke, yeah, no, no, I'll come to you. Bro, let me talk to you.
Amen. Let me talk to the people.
- So where are you?
Brother Luke, you think eggs will save you? No! Look at that. Look at that. Luke! We're going fucking drinking! We're going fucking drinking, you fucking-
We're going fucking drinking! Put on your drinking clothes! Let's go!
We're going drinking, kids!
Okay.
Okay.
Put on your music, boy! Fuck you, dog!
What?
I'm sorry.