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Good shot there from Tate!
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*Money's voice*
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Thank you.
- Thank you.
A little bit more.
I'm going to go to the top.
- It's nice and sweet people.
We're real here.
Oh.
I gotta kill myself in your eyes.
I'd rather kill myself. In fact, I don't know what would kill myself faster. Anything sweet tea. I'm just kidding myself. I don't know how much sugar is my husband.
that is horrendous.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
No, that's it.
Oh, thank you.
How long are we going to?
Stop talking to anyone there. It's not how you fucking talk. Rookside mile!
Look at a cowboy hat. Don't buy a fucking cowboy hat.
You look like a good... You look like a cowboy hat. You'll work. I will. You'll work.
Thank you.
Driver named Mike is coming to pick us up at a Chevrolet Suburbal.
- Thank you.
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Ha ha.
*Loud laughter*
Does it shake?
Why would I?
Booker is, I know we go on a book of course all the time, but isn't, I don't know. I mean, maybe you have to see bookers is fun. There's always girls. There's always.
parties things are full
You're going out, you get the super car, you're cruising, you do drive like a cycle.
It was just like...
Why?
Nah...
Cookies?
No, I'm not killing myself. We're Americans. Every time we're in America, we kill ourselves in Germany. Every time. You've got a broadcast. Okay, a double doozy. A double doozy. I'm not eating. You're not eating a double doozy? No, I'm not.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Be a hero.
WE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO
So you can do that, isn't it? There's nothing else to do. So we eat junk food until we feel sick and then we go back to Romania and lose the weight.
Double Dudes' law.
Yeah, fuck it, why not?
Cheesecake brownie.
It's so easy to get mad.
I put my jeans in the washing machine last night.
went to press go and I went
Did I hear some change in my pocket? So I opened jeans up, went up change out.
and $4,000 sitting up on it. They washed four grand. $4,000.
Lucky.
All right.
- Thank you.
- Hello, hello.
Thank you.
I'm not.
Let's do this.
I'm here.
Half an ass.
Have a good day.
Not for a while.
- I'm not gonna lie, it's good.
Bullshit.
Ha, ha, ha.
It's pretty good. It's good, but it's good shit.
I was going to go and say either send us so, we fucking get to that.
I see Martin. I think he's a big man.
I'm the original big man. The big man are trans-vane, tons of more followers. You're a vampire, you see. It's got much else.
I was like ready. I was camp white. That was our final.
Sometimes we get the fuck out of here. Then we spent like 15 grand to come here. We really need it for 48 hours.
I don't know. You got it?
You guys spend 48 hours anyway? In clubs and shit. Wednesday.
I think maybe we'll be trying to get out here on Saturday night.
So today, tomorrow, Friday, three solid days.
Saturday maybe during the daytime program.
by Saturday night. I can't do it.
America is the lowest place
Please make this walk. Let everyone know America's shape.
And when we're in New America, look around. There might be a nice store here. There's nothing here. I've seen zero attractive women's explore. I've seen zero attractive people. Everyone's on the street.
Everyone's like ugly and sick and old now. Sucks.
or on the beat
*phone rings*
*Screams*
She was the best thing I were, right? Yeah, back in 1996.
I feel like they were selling the exact same things. Like, I remember the balls, it's almost like the same shit.
It's stuck in 2001.
It's the same crap it's always been. Tristan, do we need a super high-powered flashlight? I looked at that and I was going to say the same thing to you, but the answer was no.
We can buy this in Romania.
a super light but we can buy them in Romania slingshots
Crab, those slingshots are lethal. Those slingshots aren't a joke, bro. If you fired them, we'll have a ball bearing and kill somebody. Yeah, here you go. A couple of rifles.
Guns.
Now we're talking. We're not talking. Can we get an air gun across the
No. I can't buy anything good. Buy a couple of them.
You don't need cheese balls, stop it. You don't need cheese balls, you don't need $5. Bro, look how big it is.
Thank you.
Yo, I might if I can ship that home I buy it. Oh
That's what it's a good one.
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29 28 grams of sugar
How can I have that much salt in it? Who salts their drinks?
People are all dying of fucking diabetes.
Okay, one second.
It's suicidal.
I feel sick.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Is this going to make your
Doubtful.
Yeah, yeah.
You could taste salt.
It's like salt water.
Shimmer
and colors.
But...
It's going to make me powerful.
I'm fucking drinking water again now.
We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Hold our hands open.
You know what? Everyone's going to ask us. I'm going to say it now in advance. You know what messages I'm getting? Everyone's messaging me already saying,
How do you, how are you guys so rich? How do you travel the world? How do you have such a fucking amazing life? How are your arms so big and chiseled?
And the answer is the same.
We make a lot of money, we make it online, I'll teach you how. I'll teach you how.
I'll put a link in the description. Stop fucking asking me that question. Stop inboxing me. How do you make money? It's in the description. That's how we make money.
Thanks.
Bye.
*music*
wonderful
Here we go.
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I'm going to get you all over YouTube, Alex. I can't ban you.
They can't get rid of you. They're going to be there.
Keep going.
- I'm not sure anything else.
That's it.
For days, I've been left to bed. I came all the way to Austin, Texas, and I've done nothing.
So I decided to kill myself.
I think so.
Well, my method of suicide
is gonna be going out in Texas and trying to have fun
and ending up dead.
by getting shot.
whether police or criminals
or Von Foll for making him go with me.
It's a bad idea, bro. Why are you scared to go out in Texas? You're the black one. There are lots of black people around.
You look like you fit in. I don't. I don't feel like I fit in.
You are a bit too tall.
We can say that you're an NBA player with a British accent.
That's even worse. They might spare me the bullet. I feel I've got money.
Thank you.
Yeah, true.
One fold is wrong, it means you can run off.
- No.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I've got a secret weapon. Ready? Yeah.
It's a Texas Zippo light bulb.
So people could think I'm from Texas. I was like, oh yeah, you want to rob my friend?
My big black colleague,
Flick open my glasses lighter.
There, on the cover.
Convince a Texan.
I've got a recommendation from a fat Texan saying over there, there are girls. I don't think he knows what girls are. It's your main.
Wait, wait, but your song's on. Your song's on. Your song's on. Like, we did not plan this, YouTube. This was not planned. That's a sign. It doesn't make the night to be there. It's good to keep smart.
*laughs*
No one in the universe.
- It's a red bull.
The fuck you know, bro? Holy America.
I'm good the whole thing.
No more YouTube. No more YouTube. The Red Bulls. It's 15.
Thank you.
The pipe is really...
Oh bro, we're diving this stuff.
We're staring.
All right, cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
- Thank you.
- Don't mind.
But our finger planks.
I'm going to go.
We're gonna get diabetes before we do the marathon. Yeah, Tootsie Rolls. Yeah, Tootsie Rolls. What Tootsie Rolls? A Beirut. North Peppermint Patty. You don't know about this shit. I grew up with this shit. You don't know about this run full. Big chew bubblegum. What does Ron Paul know about big chew bubblegum? Nothing. Nothing. No shit. English people. Learning. Literally.
Pop Tarts. Literally before I actually die. You gotta get out of here. This I need.
Thanks. Thanks. Thank you all.
I do it.
Thank you.
Die with me, Antoine. Let's die.
Got it.
white mystery
Brilliant.
You're a black mystery. Why are you eating a white mystery?
One for the blackness.
- Yeah.
White mystery. They put random flavor in it.
It's literally called White Mystery.
Thank you.
This is the largest red belt I've ever seen.
I've got giant ass hands.
What is 20 fluid ounces in like...
250 minutes, a quarter of a liter.
in a single can. No one needs that. I'm gonna drink guitar thing.
It's going to make me strong.
What was that cinnamon crunch thing I got?
to construct it.
*scoffs*
Thank you.
Cheese
You're telling me. Before you kill yourself a minute. No.
You don't want that.
What? What can I do? It's so sweet. It's sweeter than regular. It's a big four.