Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
Am I bringing our flashlights?
On with the new flashlights.
Emergency, gotta go off road.
Machete, flashlights
This is a new time.
What flashlights? I bought some new flashlights.
any emergency cover? Wait a second.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What if we get stuck out on the mountains overnight? Bro, these aren't flashlights. These are flashlights, bro.
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*BANG*
They're the world's brightest blackouts.
- '94 Marauder. - Yeah.
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Some of the brightest flashlights in the world.
You can actually like blind people with them. Bro! Ah! Come on!
So if you don't need these life slides, if you're stuck up your mountain overnight, you need these life slides.
How did you not make things?
to bring this on with us. How does anyone not need this?
And you need to use it as a weapon to smash someone over the head. So I'll bring my flashbacks on that. I'm not playing 20 kilos. Why am I buying it? I'm not playing 20 kilos. I don't know why. Do you know how much she's cost?
Let's go.
one of them.
I'll give you these things.
rations, flashlights, 'cause I like to be prepared, unlike you, Mr. Baby Hands.
Thank you.
Can't tell you where we're going.
Where are you taking me? You know I'm not going to kill you. That's all you need to know. I don't know sometimes. When I'm in a place like this, where there's no civilization at all.
I could kill you. Sometimes I wonder what you have in store.
Andrew, are you gonna kill me?
It's about time Rory. You've had a good run. I think I deserve it sometimes. We owe it to him.
Why are you up in the mountains in a $12 ,000 car? Why is he up off -roading in a $12 ,000 car? This is fucking Johnny Cage.
Because it's cold. You're off -roading in a $12 ,000 car. Yeah.
cold out here.
This is fucking Joseph.
I am Joe fucking
He is. He is Joe Smooch. Also wearing one and a half thousand dollar sunglasses, what's your problem? He is Joe Smooch.
Thank you.
We're halfway there, are you gonna tell Rory and Luke where we're taking them yet and why? - Back. Halfway.
Yeah. Bro, we're up on the map. So, both of you
Okay.
*laughs*
*Loud noise*
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I'm coming here in the summer.
Why?
You're swimming, bro. You're bad. Swimming?
and the summer just will be thick, bring some room fees.
Bring some hoes. Yeah. Waterfall hoes. Waterfall hoes. Mermaids.
Mermaid, basically.
I'll take you all water.
I still don't know where you're taking me.
We don't need to though.
- Super.
Superlore.
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He is baby Harry.
- The baby house.
Why am I driving so long? Bro, I can't be bothered. Just you drive. You're making me drive the whole mountain. I don't care. I don't want to drive in the mountains. Bro. What the? The whole mountain? It's like four hours drive. You can't wear a hat like that where you look like a gypsy and not drive my 4x4 through the stuff. Just drive. Just drive. You're making me drive the whole fucking mountain. Look, you'll be fucking fine. You wouldn't kill me. Wait, wait, wait. You're not going to crash and kill me. We both know that's not going to happen.
Just do the driving. Not my fault we're hungover.
I've been drinking all night. You're the one who was drinking with me. Yeah, and you're making me drive up a fucking snowy mountain in a 4x4. Well. Off road. Yeah, well, I'm too lazy. Stop complaining. Just do it.
See, Rory, that's why I asked you to drive me. Andrew's stuck.
Well...
Thank you.
Yeah loser how'd you get stuck I trusted in the four-wheel drive system so Rory's better than you
Absolutely not. The guy also did tell him. The guy said it would go.
So Rory's a better driver. Our instructor said yes, it'll be okay. So Rory made it and you didn't. Did Rory make it? Maybe he didn't go in the deep part. Yeah, because that's not what you're supposed to do. Why not? So Rory made it and you guys didn't. There's one two things we can get out of this. So don't you guys wish you had a flashlight right now? No. What do you mean? What if you get stuck here overnight? It's daylight. I don't care. I'm going to bed. Yeah, but if you're stuck here all night, you'll need a flashlight.
flashlight in the front of the car going to sleep is always your solution to everything.
how bright it is outside. How would a flashlight help? It's early in the morning. You need flashlights in survival situations. You don't. I'm never going anywhere without my giant flashlights, starring now. You've heard a briefcase full-time. Yes, full-time. You say that now. But I know you won't. Yeah, alright, good luck.
I'll escape the frozen wasteland. Alright, no need for flashlights yet, but you'll need them.
Cheers everyone. Cheers.
Baby hands, cheers.
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Dark room,
Warm bodies, bright lights when I think of you. I move right to every beat that I've found for you. I can't love what you feel. This is me too. I can't trust. I can't trust. Go back tonight and I'll live for you. The words that you said echo like we're no good. They were no good.
I'll break it up, yeah, so you can't lose all of you, but this is the dance of the heartbreak.
Cause this is what I'm doing.
And I can't help what you feel. This is how you dance to. I can't dress this rhythm dress. Just go out tonight and I'll live for real.
That you said I feel like you're no good They were no good I'll take you I'll take you See these are people This is the answer
Outro Music
When everything feels like a mistake
Try and you can't catch a break A heartache all the time This is how you dance through heartbreak
This is how I'm going to come to the words that you said Echo life would have known good, they would have known good
Thank you.
You just have to try harder than you fight. You might be lost like sunshine in the night. You know what they say. Life's about to wait. If you want to be someone, you don't have to wait. You just have to shake.
What if I were you? Would it be easier for me? To be heard and to be seen What am I supposed to do? Is it all not to you? I am not that strong
Outro Music
You just have to try harder than you fight You might be lost like sunshine in the night You know what they say, life's about to wait If you wanna be someone, you don't have to wait
You just have to try harder than you fight.
So basically, we drove seven hours up the mountain to have a beer.
Thank you.
And now we're driving seven hours back.
I think so bro.
I think so.
He's going to be gone for months and months.
But his vehicle is still here.
So I've decided
to become an Uber driver.
I'm gonna use his car, and I'm gonna drive Uber
in the city.