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Good shot there from Tate!
you
*music*
Oh, my God.
*music* *music* You plug in a printer. We've been to the moon. Why are they filling so many complicated parts?
what you want to do with it. It's not like you're plugging in something that can do lots of things. A computer should go, "Oh, a printer, okay."
He wants to print things, so when I click print,
It should print.
I will throw away my second printer today. It wants to get fresh.
I've opened the document, I've clicked print. That's all I should have to do.
Says Red.
Find out.
M54, yeah, okay. Print.
Processing.
That means
The moment of truth.
There's no reason for printers to be complicated.
So you're the kind of guy that will hit you and throw it away. Oh, I'll do more than throw away. I'll fucking smash it to fuck.
I'm not playing games.
Not troubleshooting the printer.
Luke, before this target, I'm going to carry out. I don't mind.
I think he heard about what happened to his brother. So printers are shared. Here's my new fucking...
*thud*
I think he saw. He made us. I thought, fuck.
God.
See, easy. All right. Print works. Other ones like, "Print where do you print what where?"
Put the document on the printer you piece of shit.
Lucky. You survive another day.
- Okay.
Always got the cigars.
Always ready. Don't have it.
*Gunshot*
- Oh.
I'm too fly for Corona.
I'm thinking
laughter
While this whole disease thing's going on, your attack vehicle, five hands of ham and hide in your house, well, I'm going to be coming to dress fresh.
Hit the streets when all the other players are at home. Get me some bitches.
This is a $40,000 watch. You think of a disease he's just going to walk up on?
I'm too fly. I'm too fresh.
I'm too clean. What do they say? What do they say to protect yourself from Corona? What do they say to do?
Wash your hands. Stay clean.
I'm too fly, I'm too fly from Corona. This makes more sense than a flashlight. Thank you. It does. I'm too fly from Corona. I'm a psycho.
I'm cleaning my material. I'm hitting the streets. And I'm getting some bitches.
What's the huge charge you pay for long term?
I'm ready.
How much this jacket costs?
I'm going for free.
for free. Yeah, tailor-made for me.
This is what I'm on. I don't care.
I'm going to go.
I don't care.
or watch of
- Yeah.
about $15,000, $42,000 watch with sunglasses.
- Bro, if you don't look fresh at all, bro.
Give a fuck. I'm hanging out with three dudes. Why would I give a shit? The only way to protect yourself from the coronavirus is to be too fly to get sick. Bro, I got one. Brothers who look like me don't get sick. I'm too fly for corona.
I called the girl on the phone.
I'm a home owner. No need for a loaner.
That's what I'm gonna be out on the streets singing that exact song, Drop Talk Lambo. I'm too fly for Corona.
He's a puppy man. The girls are like, "He owns a home? I can hide in?" and he looks... We both own homes. You're so too fly! You don't look... I'm just saying.
Puckets bulging and shit. When you're sick, you know why. I'm not going to get sick. It's Armani. I don't care.
I have nice clothes at home. I'm hanging out with men.
Tristan sounds like you're gonna get sick. - He's definitely gonna get sick. - When someone gets sick and I have all the provisions and the flashlights. - Provisions? - Flashlights?
It's a bait sink.
Just wait and see, you motherfuckers, I called this when the virus was only in China I started stocking up.
I started stocking up. Now it's everywhere. Italy's locked down, quarantine, a bunch of Romanians are coming back from Italy. Just wait.
wait provision bruv I got what the Lord will judge you Louis Vuitton shades
So do I Gucci at home from I put on my Versace road
Who is the loser now?
Nice. Build.
Who's the loser now?
- Enjoy your power cut.
well i want a candle what's those uh i want coke and some spicy sauce tabasco or something
i need a big mac menu large large coke
i need a mcchicken sandwich menu large
menu. Okay, what drink for the chicken? Go, go, go. I feel a confusion on the menu? Yeah. Large. With orange juice. Mix it up. I need 10 sauces. Pican. 10 sauce? What sauce? Pican. Spicy. Tabasco.
That's it? That's going to save me from coronavirus.
100.
2, 1, 2, 1. Card. 1, 2, 1.
Thank you, bro. Thanks. Yeah, so basically, all the restaurants in Bucharest are closed because of Corona. There's one restaurant open. McDonald's. Which means, by law, it must be Corona-proof. It must be.
Tristan, it's to end days.
End day's Bible verse.
I just went out and all the restaurants are closed.
End of times.
For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each of us may receive what is due us for the things done while in the body, whether good or bad.
It's the end times. The end times, Steve. Every restaurant closed except McDonald's. Therefore, McDonald's must be corona-proof. The more McDonald's we eat- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So...
Sorry, I'll make it on the podcast, I'm trying to make it on this.
So if someone had the foresight to stock food in their house, you'd be happy.
Is that what you're saying? However, do not rejoice that the Spirit submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written to you.
Wait a second, wait a second.
What happens, I'm too fly for the coronavirus. I am, but the restaurants aren't fly.
*sniff*
I'm fly. The restaurants aren't fly. And therefore, they've closed. So you're fly and hungry. And I go, no.
- It's what I'm going with. I'm going with the cronoproof.
The more McDonald's I eat, the more Corona-fru five will come. That's why it's allowed to stay open to you.
So we're decided to eat as much McDonald's as possible in the coming days, it'll become stronger than ever.
*thud*
Big Mac? Corona-proofing himself.
- He's not crying. - The only choice! - Think about it. It's the only restaurant open
Do the math. Right, keep showing cans, do we kill ourselves?
Chronos get kills anyway.
We're going to kill ourselves first. So it's end time. It's the end time. It's the end of time. Do you need more quotes? So I've got all the food.
I've got McDonald's. I'm talking about McDonald's. No, but I've got McDonald's food. If McDonald's food is going to be fucked.
It was almost called as all of new directions.
But that day hasn't come yet. It won't come. It's grown approved.
We'll see.
So I'm the champion of the coronavirus. We'll see.
*Mario plays * What do you mean? What?
Drink to my victory. What victory? My victory - Hey!
You're drinking to my victory. Oh, you don't drink it. That's nice.
I'm right, you're wrong. Coronavirus is killing us all. I'm drinking champagne.
For end times.
I have enough food.
And you're going to have to drink champagne with me if you want to qualify for rations.
That's the way it is.
transform our lily bodies.
You're describing me. I have transcended from heaven.
to bring rations, food,
And flashlights to an emergency life or death situation. But McDonald's is open.
Listen, when that closes, you got to fuck.
- Victory.
Is that a victory?
God bless you.
You must keep it glanced. No one even drank champagne.
No. Alright, no more rations then. I have McDonald's. No, zero rations for you. That's cool. I'll see you and drink champagne by myself.
and you two don't qualify for rations.
You're not gonna share my victory. You're not gonna share my spoils either.
You told me, I think you're going to be so.
Silver lining. Every cloud has a silver lining, you've heard it before. The silver lining is right here and your stupid ass ain't doing nothing. Let me make this extremely simple for you. I make money with Forex trading. Forex trading is currency versus currency. Is the dollar against the pound? How's it gonna fluctuate? Which one's gonna become more powerful? Which one's gonna lose power, et cetera, et cetera. The worst thing that can happen in Forex trading is that everything's stable. 'Cause if everything's stable,
then we can't make any money. It doesn't matter if one goes up, it doesn't matter if it goes down, it doesn't matter which way it moves as long as it moves.
Do you have any idea how much this virus is affecting global currency markets?
Do you have any idea how it's fucked the world if everything's closed? Everything's closed. The Dow Jones is like, it lost the most points it's lost since 1987. This is the best time to be doing forex trading. There's huge validity in the markets. We're making huge sums of money. I'm sitting at home in quarantine, banking thousands of dollars a day, 20, 30,000 dollars a day.
You can copy me. I place a trade, you place a trade.
I make 10%, you make 10%.
You can copy me for the next 10 days during a trial. Don't take my word for it.
Try it out. Go to covertape.com, message the live chat, tell them you want to join the trial. If you still don't believe what I'm saying, you can ask the live chat agent for our last three months trading history and see all our wins.
There is no excuse for you not to be making a whole ton of money off this virus, besides the fact you're a lazy pussy!
Get inside!
*BANG*
Just finish that!
Stand close to the ground. Stand close. You can't see me when you punch me. Just stand close.
- It's right here.
As you step back you give him that English.
That's where you come from.
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Tuck yourself in. Yeah! Please, man! Tuck yourself in.
Welcome.
I'm not.
That was good, that was good, well done.
*Dramatic Music*
Thank you.