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Good shot there from Tate!
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See that big sign, Luke? I do. In the food court? What's the advertising? Burger. Why? Because Burger King's whack, and they need to get as much advertisement as possible to get business. Burger King is awesome. What are you gonna eat? Burger King is whack. Romanian food? I'm gonna eat some Romanian meat. You're boring. No.
I'm in Romania. What do Romanians do? You know what? I'm eating nothing but Burger King.
This entire trick. Oh my god. No way. That's a bad idea.
Is Burger King shot. It is because it's shit.
You see?
Luke, your negativity has fucked me over. You being negative has made Burger King not function.
- Okay.
No way! They're gone. They're done.
This is fake news. This is your fault. It's not my fault. Yes it is. I know this really good place. You did this on purpose. You're full of shit. I'm...
Yeah, the business lounge where I could drink wine.
You obviously don't know the Business Lounge exists. You're a geek.
So to confirm.
When me and Andrew sit down,
and have our competition
who had the most
fun journey.
only thing he's going to have over.
in Paris.
is gonna show us all the stuff he did in Paris.
with more.
That's why...
instead of flying straight to Zurich,
or flying to Paris first,
for five hours.
have more fun than Andrew
in that time.
So when he says power,
all show that we had no fun in Paris than in
He won't even know we've been there.
Yep.
What is this shit? This is better than Burger King. Where is my Burger King? Burger King's whack. It's closed. You're a liar. It's closed. This place is open for a reason. It's your fault.
No.
This is Romanian food in Romania. It's better than Burger King.
Burr King is whack.
At the restaurant.
Luke had purchased these small bottles of sparkling water.
And we were getting up on our way to the business lounge, and he was taking them with them.
And I said, why are you taking them with us?
Why?
It goes all on my Patreon
He's never been to a business like that.
So to teach molesters,
I'm taking this for free, however.
refrigerator business lounge.
and I'm making him drink.
whiskey and coke
Thank you.
in the real world.
Shit.
This is true. True story.
What you get? I don't know why I did this.
and
No good, worthless.
Well, I have no clue.
about business lounges.
So this is it. This is Paris. Joui, joui, Paris. Fucking dicks. I've been here, I've been to France like eight times to fight and I beat them every time. They're always so proud. Like, vive la France. I will beat your man up and fuck your ring girls. I'll jizz in them. I'm gonna have a French baby. Andrew, you can't do that. If I have a French baby, I guarantee he still doesn't speak French.
to speak this stupid language. Who's this dude? Why is no one in France look French? He's clearly from fucking... This can get the channel banned. I'm allowed to get political. He's not French. No one here is French. Point to a French person. Even Mr. Moped. I'm gonna get my fucking car. Dig.
Is this man from France? Is this man from France? This guy? No. He looks French though. He isn't. Who's his crackhead? You see him covered up in his coat. There's crackheads everywhere bro. Bro I've seen more crackheads in Paris in the last five minutes than I've seen him looting in a month. Bro look at his crackhead. Look at him. Cracked out speed walk. Crazy. He's hiding his face. He just hid his face. You see him hide his face because you knew he was cracked out. You knew he was cracked out. Bro let me tell you something. Cracked out people have the cracked out speed walk.
walk.
And they speed walk when they're cracking. They get cracked out and they start speed walking. And he was speed walking and he was cracked out. I can see it. Crack head, crack head, crack head, crack head. Everyone's a fucking crack head here. Look at all these brothers on the corner. Are they French to you? They look French to you. Look at these bread does on the corner. Keep the camera low before they fucking rush the car. Right here.
Boom. They're definitely crack heads. Are they French? No. Who's my man with the fucking rucksack in the...
Here, this guy. Mr. Fucking Mountain Explorer.
crazy rotted it's just crackheads and fucking big black dudes NBA all-stars up in this motherfucker your country's whack your country hasn't been good since Napoleon
I have croissants and cheese, and champagne. How more French are you there? Tee, you're not more French than me. Yes I am. I have a French passport. If you're sleeping, I'm a little cold. I don't need a French passport. Croissants, champagne, I'm more French. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. I surrender. Shit. Got it. How's that feel?
It is true. It happened. That is history. You do have croissants. But you did struggle. Cheers.
Business class. So T, why are we in Paris?
I don't know. We have no reason to be in Paris. We're in Paris to have more fun in Paris than Andrew has in Paris. So when he tries to pull his Paris fun out in his argument...
We get to win. Is he even in Paris yet?
Right. I'm going to win your hat, Rory. You're not going to win my hat.
You're definitely not gonna win my hand.
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*laughs* We fucking got it. Got ya! We got ya! Got ya! We're doing more Paris than you! You see how sunny it is? And how beautiful it is. Yeah! Absolutely beautiful. We got ya! Andrew, we got ya. We got ya. You can't say you didn't get that. We're smoking cigarettes opposite the Eiffel Tower. We did Paris better than you. We're more French than you.
had a croissant with my nice espresso sparkling water and a cigarette looking at the apple tower
i'm starting smoking now to be french we're from in while i'm in france i smoke we leave
we got here we had more fun in paris than you did look at this beautiful day with all these other parisian people who and andrew's there it's raining and snowing by tonight yeah three
we got him we got him it's one of the best gifts we've ever gotten what could their adventure be we're getting stuck car way better than that way better they didn't even know about this part they didn't even know they were in paris they didn't even do this this isn't even the whole thing we've got a train we've got a bunch of shit our venture is better our venture is much better i think we would live why are we in france to get angry we have no reason to be here
I'm going to take a break by the Everton Tower. We're actually, we went the wrong way. Yeah. We went over Swift Guard twice. Yeah. In the opposite direction. We passed our mission. Yeah. And now we've got to go back.
In style. In style.
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So it starts snowing.
It's snowing in Germany as well. I know in Germany you need to have winter tires by law. I, of course, have summer tires. What the fuck is it snowing for, boss? Why?
I'd rather get stuck in Germany or crash and die. One of the two. What about summers on this M5? The Porsche we're collecting has winters.
There's already snow on the road.
Should be fun with the worst driving conditions ever look at this shit. I think we should take traction control off from the car
What
What can we do this year?
I'm driving through France in snow and the roads haven't been grid and
And I'm on summer tires in a 600 horsepower M5. So if I die, I just want all you motherfuckers to know that I died rich.
And that's the thing. Let me tell you something, man. People say money doesn't buy happiness. That's true. But being broke ain't going to make you happy. Being rich ain't going to hurt you in any way. It's only going to improve your life. It's going to improve the life of people around you. There's no way it's going to ever detriment your life.
to be rich or richer. Now I sit here every day and tell you I will make you money. I explain to you how Forex works. I explain to you why now is the perfect time. And I give you a trial so you can try me out first and call my bullshit. If you read this thread, you'll see all the proof. You'll also see nobody coming along and saying, I joined this trial. It didn't work. Nobody.
money because if it didn't work, people will be coming on here going, this is bullshit. There's no hate. What more proof do you need? Join the trial today. And if it doesn't work, come out on the internet and you can come out and fucking say, this guy's full of shit. And if it does work, you make some money. What are you going to lose? Read the rest of this thread. You see all the proof in there. Go to corporate date.com. Any more questions, message the live chat agent.
motherfuckers driving across France on summer tires and m5s in the snow. Can't leave all the adventure to me.
A few moments later.
About to happen. Someone's fucked up. It's a little chief. Someone with winter tires. Someone less
bro, you better calm the fuck down, so what happened here? Let's see. Let's have a look. Fire Brigade are there. That guy, it's alright. Fire Brigade. Is he in the ditch? Ross! Ross.
Rotted!
Car fucked! Jesus Christ. Probably a woman. I'm a man, I can drive like a man.
*Sigh* Willy! *Sigh*
My tampons fall out! Bitch!
*Tonk*
What is this?
It's not Belgian coffee Bro, I want coffee. Stop being a baby and drink. Basically I'm more French than you. Oh yeah, we should also mention that the food here is whack. They do not have sandwiches.
Is the food here good?
You have lots of meat. Yes, they do. And pickles and mustard and free red wine. That's true. But, T, I wanted a sandwich. And you said that they'd have super good food. Sandwiches are for English people. I'm French. They won't even let us really record. I'm French.
- To eat more French. - So to see who's more French, we are putting as much deodorant mustard on this as possible. Alright T.
Thank you.
I'm going to go to the next one.
- Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I am more French than tea. I think I can do it.
Watch. Yeah look at that pain. That's not Frenchman's pain is it? I finished the Bichon mustard.
and I'll be the champion.
Mustard on all sides. Is this enough?
No.
You need to take it from your fork and roll the top. Now I'm going to lose some dujon. You see I just lost something.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, that's good enough.
Keep it, keep it.
Straight face.
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Shit, you might be more frightened than me.
Thank you.
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I can see the pain though. There's no pain. I know. The pain was visible. No pain. I'm French. The pain was visible. The French can eat as much as your mustard as you can. I bet I could drink more red wine than you though. It's true.
I'm not even going to play that game.
He hates people who can sleep. He has a blind hatred for all sleepers.
Mom! He thinks? I'm on to his tricks. He was going to pull this, and the arm was going to move. That is exactly what was going to happen. Yeah, but you can't sleep if you're worried about my tricks. I can.
weren't ninja enough. I heard something. Something was going on. It was this buckle. Some buckle moves.
I will never be allowed to have a Swiss bank account. They basically said, oh, that's very interesting. Oh, you have lots of money? No. Gambling, high-risk industry. Pornography, high-risk industry. Webcam girls, strip clubs, all the things that I do. High-risk industries. Plus, I have an American passport. They just told me, I highly doubt, even if you gave away your American passport and cleaned up your business affairs, I highly doubt any bank in Switzerland will entertain giving you an account.
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