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Good shot there from Tate!
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Let me tell you a secret. I don't have much faith in the Swedish since they've given up their country to liberal insanity and immigration. However, I cannot imagine some kind of world emergency in Sweden. They're ignoring the virus, they're going to get sick. I can't imagine Sweden has decimated by viruses. They'll somehow reinvent the pill. They're those dorks. They're dorks.
They're too nerdy. They're nerds. They're not afraid for a reason. Same way geeks not afraid of math. Everyone else is like, "Oh, the math problem was hard, but the Romanians." "Two plus two? Stay home!" We will invent Nokia calculators. Yeah, not this Nokia, something. No one's gonna die. I actually, for some reason, have strange faith in the Swedish just so much.
Swedish cuisine. 7-Eleven, not a bad idea. But I see a giant fucking Burger King over there. Luke obviously fucked us at the airport and closed down that one.
So we're going to eat six Angry Whoppers each.
It might give us the power.
to go out and get some more Swedish girls tonight. I'll meet you in Burger King. I'm going to sit there right here. See you there.
To be fair to me, the machine was set in Swedish. Yeah.
Mm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
You got wet with your tears.
You're crying your eyes out
I can see. Put your milk for your baby.
Drink coffee.
melon j'mock, melon j'mock
Melon mark. You got melon mark, not milk.
So, I'm gonna get this all.
come stronger than you.
again
Calm.
I'm excited we're gonna do a little bit of fucking gambling. Oh boy, I lost a hundred grand. I lost a hundred grand. What, bro? Like you. A hundred grand, what's that? Nothing. Boom.
Then you will come out rich.
No way. Nobody's seen a shot.
No way! Vahar Tufok Stockton's... Well it says it here in English.
- COVID? - COVID?
Okay. I hope the driver must listen.
Yeah, tell him Uber him us.
This is bullshit.
They know it's gonna fucking...
- Shut them down. - Yeah, you're gonna take all their money, bro. - I got to cash the credit to turn on their lights.
Shit.
Full stop. Is there another casino? Oh, we think it's coming. Straight to booze then. So Corona keeps ruining our lives. It's ruining our lives.
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So Romania has banned flights from the UK and America to further notice. That's smart.
because Armenians would all go back for Easter even if they had the coronavirus. And they're making a list of
further countries for banning, so we love to stay in Sweden.
or we should try and go back now before the band's with
How long is the lockdown going to last?
percent until June.
- Shoot.
*sniff*
and blocked out until June.
So we either try and go back today or we stay in school.
- Thanks, brother.
Let's go back to Romania.
stay in quarantine for a week or two.
You can always fly.
private
that we need to, I know you're sick of that girl, you met that girl, I remember
girl and he said she's a dickhead and she'd be like
What girl?
I met a girl here. I meet so many girls all the time. I can't quite remember. There was some girl you were talking to. You remember you said something like, I can't stand her. She's super annoying.
Oh, her. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember her.
At least Sweden.
*coughs*
Okay.
See you later.
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So we're going back. We're going back to our two weeks in jail, mandatory quarantine. But after those two weeks in jail,
Romania is still not open. We're coming back here and staying here forever. Come back into the world. The real world. We're going back to give Romania a chance. Drop this bullshit. If they don't, we're back here. Back to the world of food, bars, smokes. Excitement and adventure. Back to our normal lives. Exactly. Cronus fucking this all up. Trying.
There are two flights.
two.
2. Bucharest and Budapest.
That's it.
Thank you.
Two flights all day.
Two flights.
- Yeah.
I've got you something.
Better than Red Bull.
It's a little cow.
that says
I love Sweden.
It's for you.
*BANG* *laughs* That cost me 15 euros.
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Uh...
Andrew, we know you love Sweden.
He loves Sweden.
He just doesn't want to admit he loves Sweden.
.
So we made it inside. We're inside the country. Yeah. Like to prove to them that I own my house here. Yep. And show them the property deals. They did not really want us in here. Because where would they send me?
I told them that my house is here.
My dogs are here, my cars are here.
Where would you like me to go?
Do you have residents of the city? European Union man. Yep.
I didn't see it.
The Summer Declaration! Rory's almost done! Mine's done Wednesday so
I've done my time in jail. Rory's done his time. I'm gonna be off the block.
Oh, you've got three MLG.
Free MLT!
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You guys are going to help me carry it.
What do you mean?
getting delivered.
I was delivered by you and you to help me carry that.
What is it?
I'm going to say that.
Amen.
Thank you.
You can. There we go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Thank you.
Thank you.
What is it?
I'm gonna let the internet know my plan.
There are no clubs. There are no bars.
I'm gonna serve my quarantine time
And after that,
I'm opening, I'm creating a pool club
right here in my house for free enough to pay money the drinks are free there's going to be a pool club here at the house i'm opening it this summer hit me up on facebook members only so if i like you you can come hello how are you doing i have no clue bro i have zero idea delivery i have
Super strong. I am super strong. Look, I'm opening a pool club, and every good club needs... What? DJ? I don't know. Champagne. No. Yeah. Champagne. Here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. There's a call. Thanks for you. Don't bring it in.
More.
Teach you an incredibly violent lesson about quarantining me.
I have 400 beautiful women and about seven or eight of my friends.
at this house. Drink your champagne all summer long. As long as you want to quarantine me, as long as you want to quarantine me, the Tate Pool Club is open. In fact, I'm making a Tate Pool Club Instagram page. Thank you. I have Dom Perignon, obviously.
It's all good. It's all good. It's okay. So what's going to happen is I'm going to create a Facebook page for the Tate Pool Club. It takes a badass pictures here. Follow it if you want an invitation or a membership card. It's members only. Drinks are free. It doesn't cost any money. I'm rich enough. Everyone can just drink it free. As long as they quarantine me, that's the way it's going to be. That's the way it goes. That's the way it goes. Well, the pool clubs are closed. I'll open my own one. Say, Tate, what do I always say?
You've got to be prepared. You know what I'm prepared for this time?
The pool clubs of Bucharest, player pool club, all those cool places that hang out during the summer are going to be shut.
I'm opening.
A members only pool club here in the house. Free champagne, free drinks.
Members of it. Members. Yeah, people I like.
Well, yeah, we know the other guy there won't be single male members
- All right, two or three.
Eddie Power.
I'm
Isn't he in quarantine like us? Well, when he's out quarantined, he's gonna be here drinking champagne.
So yeah.
Clubs closed down, the talisman's prepared. Boom clubs right here at the house. I'm getting sparklers.
ice buckets, dancers,
DJs. The moment my quarantine is over, the party is going on non-stop. And everyone who comes has to party for two weeks.
Because I've been locked in.
Post -apocalyptic
Post-apocalyptic host. Admit that you're beginning to believe in my dreams.
Admit I can see the future in this summer, this place is going to be off the chain.
Thank you.
I believe so.
I believe. You've convinced me at this point. Everyone begins to believe in me. Boom. More champagne's coming.
That's all he had for now.
Thank you.
What is this? Vanelle Park. It's a Vanelle Park. It is. What do you mean? It's a Vanelle Park. Yeah, I'm taking no shit about Vanelle.
Tells one of you guys to be drunk. I'm covering quarantine because you go to Vanelle Park, isn't it? With no girls.
We don't need girls. We're not Manelli. Does Manelli replace girls? Yes.
Thank you.