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Good shot there from Tate!
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The Grand Hotel, Grand Hotel, Skandek Grand Central Hotel, Chante. What's that? It's simply called the Grand Hotel Stockholm. That's what it's called.
This place looks too nice for Corona to be here. I can see it in Book Rest. I can imagine it. Corona and Book Rest. Yeah, I can see it. Look at...
This place can't have Corona. I think we've escaped. Have we escaped Corona? Or have we brought it here? Why have we brought it here? You're the- I was the isolated one with my cans and my food and my mache. Andrew was basically so jealous of my preparation techniques that with no food and nothing to eat, he fled to Sweden. And I came with him to back him up.
But I was prepared. I could have stayed there for six
Months why we actually serious not how to read up his sleep and tell the camera how I read up his
Thank you.
This is the only country we could find out without law. No, because you wanted to leave because you were unprepared. I had my gas masks, I had my flashlights, I had my food, I had everything. I was down. I could have stayed there for a million years. Never left my house. You ran out of food, dressing stylish, wasn't going well for you. So you had to run away somewhere where the virus didn't exist. Stockholm.
- Wow.
Super nice.
Thank you.
that we need to know
- Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Not bad. Nice. Not bad at all.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Why are we in Sweden?
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Thank you.
It has nothing to do with anything. Nescafe. I think it does have to do with both of you.
It definitely has something to do with both of us.
I have the cans on.
Thank you.
You got your key? Yeah. It's going to be exactly the same.
and it's a footmark. Oh no, I don't expect this thing.
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Thank you.
Alright, hit the streets.
Thank you.
Alright, it's fixed to do well. So is this actually 300 pounds? Yeah, it's caviar. Where'd you get fish? Pregnant fish. You ever seen pregnant fish? No. Exactly. They have to find it. And it has to be a sturgeon. And they're now extinct in the wild, so you have to farm them.
and they don't make eggs until they're 15 years old. - But who else buys this?
I know you guys buy it. I understand that.
but everyone else
Do they not expire...
Rogue Boys don't buy it. No, Rogue Boys don't buy it. There are Russians who eat this shit for breakfast. Richer than me. It's 300 pounds and look at how much it is.
It's 50 grams. We spend our money on important things. Ah, present we bought Luke.
Oh, yeah. No, no. You got me a president. We're worried about anything happening to you in Sweden. You just got me a mask, didn't you? Coronavirus. I knew it. I know. I'm thinking all these things happening. We don't want anything bad to happen.
So, we keep one with you at all times. You keep one in your bag, I'll keep one in my bag. And that way, we know you're safe. You're a baby.
Keep one in your back at all times.
That way you'll be okay. If I need you I can get my baby. I can get out. Say Luke, Luke. Checker, he's got me a baby. Yeah. We got him.
Alright, you got me. Oh, then you got me. How's it feel? Come on, let me do some ridiculous things from the camera. Alright.
and you go back to your normal life.
You can tell all the broke boys. You can try all those things that Emily needs to do, like caviar and five-star hotels, etc. And it's basically just overrated. Yeah, caviar. Tastes like tuna. Yeah, it tastes a little bit better than a can of tuna.
So I can have a can of tuna for 50 cents. For this, which is half the size, for 300 pounds.
Alright, we'll try.
but it's round. See?
circular.
- Yeah.
Tuna, brown tuna. Yeah, it's okay. Salty.
Everything's overrated, bro. Yeah. Threesomes, caviar. The only thing that's not overrated is supercodes. It's the only thing you can buy with money that are not overrated. Everything else?
All right.
Fucking hell.
In my room,
They left a note for Luke.
What do you mean?
It's a note for you. They didn't leave a note for me. They definitely did. Read it. Zoom in.
Okay.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
You are a baby. You became baby hands when you refused to take your... You should have just took those fucking things off. And these baby hands wouldn't have lasted forever.
You look like a baby.
Oh, my thing, my thing, my thing. By the way, your baby monitor needs charging before you go out. Yeah, that is true. We're not going out unless you have a baby monitor on your old times. Yeah. Otherwise, you're not allowed out with us.
to the fancy places of school.
I set up. This box is baby proof.
That's right, I've got it for you.
Okay. Oh, rechargeable. Smart. Well, do you have to plug them in? Shit.
Bro, these might be plugins and only one's a receiver.
So the phone goes and looks for him.
Here, one for you.
I'm taking one for Andrew. Now you can see if you're crying during the night on his. He can hear you talk. Hold yours in.
I'm gonna bring Mars. The doctor told me not to take him off. The doctor. The doctor. Doctors say a lot of shit. Doctors think there's some virus and here we are in fucking...
Oh they need battery as well I think. No wait.
Hello? Luke? Wait, you have a talking one. Are you okay, Luke? Yes.
So every time I ask you're okay, you can confirm why it is.
No, because I can't hear you normally. You can. Are you okay? Yes. Perfect. Situation solved. I'm going to come out.
- Okay.
I just tested positive for hose. In different area codes. Different area codes. Hose!
Hose! It's all completed!
Thank you.
Thanks, bro. So where are we going? There is a bar slash restaurant.
And you know what it's called? What's Luke's name? Luke. No. Mr. French. So Luke set us up. He made sure everywhere was closed apart from the place he wanted to go. That's what he was named after him. That is what he was named after him. That is exactly what he did. Mr. French. You think that's a coincidence? We're rolling with Mr. French. I know. We need to clip this. Straightener. Straightener?
situation? Bare Knuckle. That's not a bad idea. See what you call them. Right now it's totally close.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
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Thank you.
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- Wow.
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so no one in sweden cares about they literally care zero they're out with their children gathering in public spaces yeah it's because they've realized that the sun beats it it is cold
It's surprisingly cold. People watching this video won't realize how cold it is. Yeah, they'll think it's a lot less cold. Yeah. It's about 4 or 5 degrees. I think you can buy the best car and buy a Volvo.
You've got a Lambo here. They don't like Lambo here. They're boring. You even think they have a Lambo garage? Bro, they're boring. You should make money and not spend it. Why? Why have you? Like, if you show off with a car, it seems classless. Classless. My life is classless. My life is cars and women and booze.
- What?
- It's because they still want to have sex with me, so classless now. - Who's classless when you're sucking this ding dong? - Pose.
Hose?
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's a madman.
Yes.
Tristan, why do we let him do that? I don't know.
Is it even mentor?
It is.
Thank you.
He's a madman.
He wasn't kidding.
What is he doing?
I don't know.
I think he thinks it's a game.
Andrew, what are you doing?
Why'd you do that?
I think it's...
That?
Dunno, some random meat. We're gonna eat it. You and me.
Andrew, I know...
You're not afraid.
Or you're afraid of a fucking start of a global pandemic.
Virus. There's clearly no virus.
Clearly he's not real.
Eat your bat like a man.
How else do you become Batman and then be back?
Tristan fix his band, we're gonna eat this and whoop his ass. This stupid coat.
You realize why eating this annoys me? Why? You don't realize why eating this annoys me? Random meat from the Orient. Yeah. Why would that bother you? Look at Europe right now. Who do you think started this? Whose fault do you think this is? I don't know. I think you don't know. China. You must know. China. China. Luke, someone must have some idea whose fault this is. China. China. China.
Oriental meat. Oriental. We both know who's responsible for this. Who? The Lord will give me a sign.
Thank you.
So not only is everyone everywhere
But no one's wearing masks. Yeah, it's a nice decision.
Just walking around, coughing on each other, prepared to die.
All right. All society. This is just common. Thank you. Thanks.
Good Corona for Swedish cardamom. Yeah.
But there is no Corona here. It's too sunny. You tell your secret. I'm a homeowner. Too fly for Corona. You own your home. I own my home. I'm too fly for Corona. I called the girl on the phone.
I tell her I'm a homeowner. No need for a loaner.
That's what I'm gonna be out on the streets singing that exact song. That's true. Fact. Do I own my home? Yeah. Okay, so how about Corona?
No. Louis Vuitton sunglasses. True. Hublot watch. True. Fucking bullet pie leather jacket. True. Louis Vuitton shoes. True. I'm too fly. So I had all the cancer foods. You ran away to sleep. You had all the cancer foods. I got a bitch. So you ran away to sleep? Yeah. You ran away. Chained up.
I know.
Thank you.