Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
This is Mr. Plan B.
Nice.
Ooh, sick boy on the beat. Such a bad motherfucker.
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I'm counter punching the ball for sinker three times a million.
*outro music*
Bye.
- Yeah.
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you
There's two countries open. I've confirmed clubs and bars are open in two places in Europe.
Minsk, Belarus, Stockholm, Sweden.
I say to go to Belarus. The only problem with Belarus is, there's a 14 day self quarantine. So we'll just go in,
Pretend we're going to self-quarantine.
Get booze, start drinking, go straight to the club, same day.
Uh-huh.
If I got sent,
to jail in Sweden for violating some sort of curfew.
That's fine.
You, you, especially you,
Even me, none of us want to go to a Belarusian jail. And Belarus hate foreigners. They say, "Hey, let me see your passport." They will, they're itching to find some foreign media out
with their fucking quarantine paper stomp. I get it. They're itching for it. And don't even pretend that you're down. Okay. Well, that leaves us one option, which is Stockholm, Sweden.
And is Stockholm as good as Book Rest? No. But Book Rest is fucking closed.
So we go there, and we go there for a very important reason. I'm a revolutionary figure.
I'm like the kind of guys who used to fucking overthrow governments. The American Revolutionary War, the Tea Party. That's me. I'm not doing this dumb shit where some Romanian is gonna say, "You must stay in your house." And all the Romanians will start going, "The virus." And I'll start sitting in their house. And I'll text all my hoes, "I'm not allowed to leave the house." And then I go out today in the Porsche, like a Jeep, hitting the streets against curfew, and the police are running around looking at me, like trying to chase me down and shit. This is garbage.
I need to leave the country, drink loads and loads of booze in Stockholm,
Then, come back. And at least then I feel like I've won. They told me to stay in my house. I went and parted in Stockholm when I came home.
then I have some kind of victory.
I can't live this way.
We have to go.
They'll definitely love that.
Definitely.
So we're going to Sweden.
T?
I've already signed a declaration, so I'm probably risking going jail. But I don't care. I'm up for risking it. I think you're fine, bro. You're going out the country. They're going to move you from quarantine into, what, another quarantine plan?
wahh
Yeah, the only thing is, will they let us back in? But of course they have to let me back in.
to fly for corona.
I'll put on nice clothes at the airport. Done.
Stockholm, Sweden, five -star hotel.
Rent landlords.
Show these fucking nerds how Flexin's done.
Are you in or not?
Thank you.
I'm outvoted.
nice that's an it don't go to stockholm we're going to stockholm we're going to stockholm
Yeah, but thanks.
There's people quarantining in one bed flats.
They've got nothing.
Maybe you want Wi-Fi.
You've got a gym,
a pool.
A jacuzzi.
fucking
Thank you.
loads of stuff to play on.
You've got a cigar room.
It's true.
These are all true. This is the worst jail ever. It's not the worst jail ever. This is all true. There's people who fucking loot and hoot
who can't even go and get bread.
We've got to get to
Steaks delivered to the house. There is worse things happening.
This is like a drug kingpin's jail. I feel sorry. It's barely a jail. This is like Pablo Escobar's jail. I'm unhappy.
with my current situation. Girls come in!
It's very much a kingpin's jail.
Oh! There's space.
You either jump in the pool with me or you have another drink. Jump. Drink? Yes. All right, let's go. All right, let's do it. So you'd rather jump in the pool than have a drink with Tristan? I'd rather jump in the freezing cold.
Out the jacuzzi. Nice, warm
A 36 degree jacuzzi.
Whoa! Fuck my ass.
Censoring out my dick. It's gonna be small. It's gonna be small. So you just jumped
out of this.
Woo! Into there!
That's fucking cool. Rather than have a drink with Tristan. Yes. Why?
Why, Lou?
Oh!
Is that not so?
It kind of feels good.
Luke, hold the camera, Luke. We're on your turn. We're recording. Shit! It's your turn to roll on.
My turn to walk.
It's your turn to jump!
Jump at the fucking pool, bro. Hold on. Let me just get this right. You want me to jump out of a 36 degree jacuzzi into a fucking 6 degree pool. Exactly. Yes. Can I wear the hat? No. Yes. Yes. You can wear the hat. Fuck.
I just want you to know, it's cold. Fuck it!
We take the fight for free!
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Okay.
Okay. Okay. I've knocked my hat. It's the last, is that? But that is not fucking cold. That is not cold. That is six fucking...
Freeze! That is cold! I'm using the hat to center out my penis because it's probably soft. Oh fuck! This is painful bro! Oh my god! Can I do that more? I could have got out soon, but I decided to save my hat. Because I know Luke steals it.
Okay, now this is painful. Yep, yep, now's the burning.
oh a nice burn
Oh, well, quarantine. Okay.
Thank you.
We're going to Sweden. Sweden? Why Sweden? Sweden is the most boring place in the universe. However, right now it's the funnest place on the planet. It's the only place
that's still open. Nightclubs are closed as soon as nightclubs suck anyway.
Restaurants and bars are still open.
So the Swedish people have done the same things we've done, said coronavirus isn't real,
Fuck it, we're not scared. So we've got special permissions and paperwork to leave our house to get to the airport.
so we can fly to Sweden.
that you have to come with us.
Take a pack.
Thank you.
- The first time I was in the first time, I was in the first time.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ten different currencies. Only 25,000 euro. You're unstoppable.
Back. Wrong.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Mario's voice*
Thank you.
Completely empty.
Thank you.
rush hours.
Yep.
The flight rush hour.
One sec, there's nobody here.
It's just you.
What do you know about Chris DeBerg, Lady in Reds?
You don't know about this song, you're too young.
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Well, that's going to be shocking after.
See you next week.
- Okay.
Can't even gamble
of all this season.
Thank you.
you
Wow.
Literally no one.
- Bye.
Too fly for Corona. I don't see no virus.
- Where?
Where's the virus?
Let's say everyone's going to the same spot we are.
I'm going to go to the next one.
- The main terminal bullet.
Nothing useful.
Really?
I just want to be like a...
flight.
The private terminal, private jets.
No clue. We'll find out. Yeah, well, it's not probably the main camera.
And you look like a kid.
You do.
- Thank you.
This is the shittest airport. Bucharest airport. Bucharest is from me. This is Stockholm airport? I can't believe it.
What are the streets supposed to be? Make a like... But they were rich. I thought this was their capital. Everyone looks like it was welded together.
Bye.
monkeys? Romanians.
I'm not.
I'm a main view.
Maybe that's why there are a bunch of Romanians on the plane. There are Romanians on the plane because they can't hear it's personal.
I don't blame you. These are the ones that write the orange after the chocolate. They're passionate.
Grand Hotel, Stockholm.
Why? You do realize why eating this annoys me? Why? You do realize why eating this annoys me? But random meat from the Orient. Yeah. Why would that bother you? Look at Europe right now. Who do you think started this? Whose fault do you think this is? I don't know.
- You don't know.
Thank you.