Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*sad music*
Why are you listening?
Thank you.
Why is he listening?
*crying*
Who do you think you hear this? I think it's okay to see your people's identity, you cunt. Who am I, Andrew? Who am I?
Is that a black eye? Is that a big gun? Yeah, because I can't block punches. I block punches in my face. Wait.
Huh?
You wanna better be me? Or I do?
Can someone please fetch me a water, please? Alright, pass me some vodka.
What's... what's... Oh I'm a Drew Volker, no I can't Drew Volker. I know if you can Volker I'll cry. No. Pass us the bar.
You sure you want vodka? I want vodka.
I don't know how it'll work like this. Why should I just sleep? What kind of lady now? Nice can!
Or just lay down.
Sleep my day away.
Oh.
Andrew Maire.
It's all gone out.
Another few words. I'm Lou. Let me text my hose. I'm your cousin, Texting Hose.
I don't even know who's who anymore. Oh, let me just text my... Oh, wait, I've got no hosers. I've got no hosers. My baby here, stop me from texting her. I've got none.
Ah, what am I going to do?
I'm done.
Thank you.
So Tristan, we found happiness. We found it. Can I do it a few? We don't have a wireless speaker.
shit there's nothing to do in a power car but play an electric car
because we found happiness
Tristan, we're done. We can retire now. We found it.
Oh no! Tristan, what are you doing? Electricity is off in the house. My phone is not on batteries.
And I want to sit by the pool.
You can't just get in your Lambo to charge your phone. Yes I can.
Perfect.
my 4.8-year engine.
charge my iPhone.
I'm living in memory now.
Got a full tanker.
I could sit here all day.
Is this how rich people charge their phones? Yeah, I like that.
Boom.
Lock of electricity.
can't stop Christie.
Thank you.
Let's go, look at the moon!
you
When you, let me ask you a question. When you're at the gas station,
And you see a dude get out and he has a fucking Lambo and a hot chick.
Do you think, oh, he's a drug dealer or he's a mafia boss?
Or do you think, oh, he must be a guy who went to school, went to university and worked hard?
- Drug dealer. - You know what I mean? No one looks at the guy who's successful and thinks, "Oh, he went to school." No, they look at the guy who's successful and they think, "He knows something I don't. "He hacks the matrix."
Which proves that everybody knows subconsciously that school is bullshit.
And this is what I was talking to somebody when I was talking about my hustlers at university, saying, I'll teach you how to make money.
He said, oh, I already went to school. I said, school doesn't teach you how to make money. School teaches you school things.
Yesterday I made half a million dollars.
Half a million. Now what's interesting about this is if I were to try and click, let's do the math.
How long does it take me to click 50 times? Let me get a stopwatch. I'm gonna click 50 times.
We're going to see how long that takes because I have a feeling
I made more money than I could click into existence yesterday.
Are you ready?
We're going to stopwatch this.
And we're gonna do some complicated math for everyone watching at home. If we're sitting out thinking what they're gonna do, don't worry, it's gonna make sense.
So I have to click 50 times. All right, ready?
10, 20, 30, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40
50.
Right, it takes you 12.1 seconds to click 50 times. So yesterday I made half a million dollars. And how did I make half a million dollars? Because Hustlers University will tell you exactly why and how I made the trades I made.
So half a million,
divided by 50.
It's 10,000 times.
12.1 seconds times 10,000
means it would take me 121,000 seconds...
If each click was a dollar, it would take me 121,000 seconds to make half a million dollars.
divided by 60 is minutes, divided by 60 is hours.
which is 33 hours, which means yesterday I made more money
that I could possibly make. If I were to stay up for 24 hours straight and click and not suffer from fatigue and sit there for 24 hours and every time I clicked I got a dollar, I still wouldn't have made as much money as I made yesterday.
That's how much money I'm making.
So when I get out of my car at the gas station,
Get out the Lambo. Hot bitch. They can just tell, look at me. They can tell by the way I move. I know something they don't know. Do you think they're looking at me going, I bet he went to school. Or they're looking at me thinking, this guy knows hustler shit.
Hustlership. If you wanna learn everything there is to know about how to make money, we're not gonna talk about anything else.
Fuck subjects studying, dropshipping, website design, no geek crap. How to get money into your bank. Because that's all I know. I'm going to teach it to you inside of the Hustlers University.
Thank you.
5:30. It's literally impossible. No, you'll come out the door. It's not. It's impossible.
You guys aren't going to bed.
They're going to come out the door eventually.
I give them an hour too, bro. They'll get super bored.
I have to have a little nap. Wake up. Yeah, these are naps. These aren't sleep. This isn't good night. It's nap time.
Siesta.
We'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
It's midnight. It is.
You can't sleep. Tristan. I'm tired of you. And you guys have all quit Red Bulls because we couldn't sleep. We all felt terrible. Yeah.
So I'm to do everyone's Red Bulls for them.
What's going to happen to you? Extra energy to do well. Yeah.
I'm gonna put it with my full
utmost
Power.
Tristan, this doesn't make any sense.
- It's you, Dom. - I'm gonna drift off the sea.
You need one.
*Sigh*
I'm ignoring you. You can't ignore me. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. You normally don't fucking knock on your bedroom door at 3 o'clock in the morning. Why? I thought you'd be asleep. No, well. Ah, you got yourself, didn't you?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Tristan, actually don't do this.
It doesn't look good, does it? No, it doesn't look good at all. That looks more than I thought.
Tristan, don't do this. I can't do that one. Bro, you can't. You actually can't.
of what is going to happen.
Yeah.
I don't know, heart attack?
Don't drink this... I'm going to drink two liters of Red Bull at midnight. Yeah, this isn't a thing. Tristan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not a thing.
Bubbles.
Why?
Why do you do this? It's so cold. I hurt my brain.
There's no benefit. There's zero benefit to this.
What's that? I win. You don't have it. It's not a thing. It's not real. Didn't they get sued for saying he gives you wings? It's so cold.
It wasn't cold.
I get to drink it.
Whoa.
So you haven't eaten all day and you just decided to drink five Red Bulls at once.
*Gunshot*
*
.
Thank you.
He had a Red Bull before this.
He's a warm-up Red Bull. Give me energy to do that. Without energy, how would I drive that?
Thank you.
Tristan, you need to stop. I felt like I was going to have a hard time.
So give me energy to stay alive.
Andrew talk to him. Why are you drinking another for energy?
We haven't got as much work done as we'd like today. That's a fact.
Red Bull's not the end. You drank, what, seven Red Bulls?
In the past hour? In the past three minutes. Yeah.
I will not. You can tell me what to drink. I'm a quote-unquote fucking man. It's true, we can't really tell you what to drink. But you shouldn't be doing this.
Thank you.
At least Red Bull should sponsor us.
They won't. They do not want their product used in this way. Red Bull, do not sponsor me, because I will die, and I will sue the Coca-Cola Corporation.
That owe you.
*BANG*
Thank you.
*BANG*
Thank you.
.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*music*
Thank you.
*Dunner*
*thud*
Thank you.
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Hey!
*pigging*
*BANG*
What? What?
Right.
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- Wow.
*BOOM*
I need to stop nothing. I have never once died in my whole life.
Never.
*thud*