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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Tristan
I need to stop nothing. I have never once died in my whole life.
Never.
He's been drinking Red Bull non-stop.
For probably the last 24 hours. Why would I stop? How many Red Bulls have you drank the last 24 hours? Well, the cleaner was here this morning and she took about 12 cans of red acid.
this morning
Thank you.
This afternoon. Tristan, you need to stop.
and to keep it up.
disengaged from sleeping, ever.
Just...
This can't be healthy.
I'm the healthiest man alive.
You can't be.
Thank you.
Ha ha ha.
You cross over to the dark side, okay?
Tristan wins. Tristan did win. We give off. He was right. There's happiness in Red Bull. There is happiness. There is. It's the next stage of human evolution. It is.
Oh by the way, I just finished watching the latest cake confidential.
Why did you burn my fucking wallet? It's the first I've seen of it.
Why did you set it on fire?
I'm actually white on YouTube right now. I don't appreciate my brother crying his eyes out.
Human tears. Or baby tears. While I'm lying around here. Let me tell you something.
Cause and effect. Maybe your bullet wouldn't have got sound fire. If it didn't set my fucking bike on fire.
Maybe if you could start being a dickhead, things wouldn't happen. Yeah, but you could buy a new bike here. I have to go to England to get a new bank card.
Oh, wait.
- -
Did you steal my money? There was no luck to 50. Did you tell me you didn't earn the money? Listen, don't worry about what I did or did not do.
Worry about the fact that you started this shit and you deserved it. That's what you get from being a cop. No, no, it's okay.
The bike is replaceable, so you burn something I can't replace. No matter what you burn, I'll burn something. You burn something. No matter what you burn, I'll set the whole house on fire. I will burn everything you've ever loved.
Everything you've ever seen, I will burn to the ground.
- Cool.
*laughs*
We need to stop drinking Red Bull.
We know you guys. So, that can be no questions.
to stop. I know. Stop recording me. I have to. No.
That's enough.
To the people at home. I haven't had that many. This is only my seventh grade. You've had a ton.
And I've had problems.
I don't have confidence.
This man might die. I will not die. I never die.
Look what I made, I'm in for the office.
Make extra money even though that he's here.
It's my friend. We call him Peperné Peter.
Pepiné Peter. Yeah, Pepiné Peter is his name.
My mate. Tristan, why?
Leave me alone. You need to stop. Stop filming me. You're being judgmental. Andrew.
You need to talk to your brother. You're Red Bull shaming me. You deserve to be Red Bull shamed. Stop caffeine shaming me. Look at this. Yeah, you've had the 25 Red Bulls. My body, my choice.
This is for that one and kill yourself.
Leave Peppity Pete alone.
Ah, shit.
Shit.
How many of you just fall? I mean, it's a little on the table, samurai space.
Thanks.
Table of four.
I guess Marina comes tomorrow.
He is your friend.
I'll throw him in. I like that name.
- Walk.
Amen.
Shit.
I didn't want to bet you this night.
Glasses.
Yeah?
Thank you.
Hey, you wanna do it ninja style? Sit him up!
Cut them in half.
Thank you.
Obviously, you have to knead it in and take it out to slice and put it back.
I promise you're not too samurai like me. I got both beer cans.
- Hmm.
Thank you.
About one hand, yeah?
Yeah, I was gonna say sideways. I was thinking sideways. Yeah. Sideways? But there's a film everywhere.
-Fuck it! -Oh, that's true.
Alright, alright.
Two now! Ready? Yeah. Okay, how many gets a door?
Kind of.
Finish them off, team.
It's not gonna go where you slice bastard. Bro, it's gonna go fucking everywhere, bro. If you slice bastard up, you should just...
Bro, be careful the computer. Don't...
It's going to go everywhere.
I don't think it is, but
Wait, I'll give you a better angle. Alright.
*BANG* Because you missed what kind of miniature are you. Although that is the perfect size piece for you to start.
Yeah.
- Cheers.
It's a juicy one, man.
Luke! Andrew, I'm gonna prove to you Luke doesn't know shit. You ready?
Luke
Who is the man who will risk his neck for another man?
- I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
to Batman.
Batman! Batman!
John Shaft! How do you not know who John Shaft is? You should be ashamed of yourself.
They ruined him. They made a new movie where John Shaft's son is like some liberal California kid like Luke. Yeah, John Shaft.
Fictional character. Fictional? John Shaft is not fictional.
Better fucking grow up, get with the program. What have you done Rory? Shaking my head. I'm all rolling my ass. How's that a thing? It is a thing.
So we're going on an adventure.
Thank you.
Yeah! Alright. Kristen. Andrew's tricked me. You don't look excited. I'm the fun one, and he calls me the boring one to make me do things I don't want to do. So now I've agreed to do all the shit things he's just proposed. Like, go to my mom's house in England.
Yes. Why would I do that?
- What do you mean? - Where's the jacuzzi? - It's an adventure. - Where's the pool?
It's an adventure.
I don't think you understand adventures.
*crickets chirping*
*sad music*
Thank you.
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- Wow.
*Sounds of the wind*
You don't need any more nuggets! So we just ate 36 nuggets each, yeah? Yes! No more! Let's go back to McDonald's for ice cream. I want a McFlurry, yes. I would like 80 more nuggets. No, but that doesn't make sense. That part doesn't make sense. It does! No, a McFlurry makes sense.
Right. Well, for it, hundreds of nuggets. I'm fat, so I'll eat stuff on the way home and work. Loads of nuggets. Andrew's not here.
Yeah. Nothing to do but drown ourselves in a...
You don't deserve much.
I'll get to him.
But he might never come back, we can't just eat nuggets.
I'm going to go.
Thank you.
When this all started...
We were trying to limit ourselves as to what we should eat. And now we've realized that there was happiness in them chicken nuggets. There wasn't. I'm depressed because of the nuggets.
so you want ice cream instead yes ice cream McFlurry Oreo McFlurry okay no don't get him nuggets we really don't need the nuggets get me nuggets
Yeah.
Rory, we don't need the nuggets. We don't.
What are you doing?
Why'd you do this? You know that's... as requested bro. Nice. Bro. I've got four McFlurries...
seven fries.
- Four fillet of fish. - Did you get my big taste in it?
I've got two big casters and that's it. Why? Yeah, it's time to die, Luke. We just had so many nuggets. These are nugget arms.
I need nuggets, my biceps.
My power.
I'll start with 36.
So I feel like 36.
Why? No, but this doesn't get... It does!
Oh, come on.
What? What is this?
Snugget time.
What do you mean there's more? More adults!
Rory, why'd you do this?
You do realise it was a joke? You've been healthy. It's a joke around.
Thank you.
Okay.
Andrew, if you see this, we need you back.
sense in this house.
I'm drowning my souls in the woods.
He did run out of us, didn't he?
*thud* I still don't know where the fuck he is. No one knows him.
You don't know about this. Pussy!
When's he coming back? No idea.
When the nuggets are gone,
For now, let's go eat our nuggets. The nuggets are never going to be gone.
I'm not doing this nugget bullshit. I've already had 36 nuggets.
We've all already had 36 nuggets.
We don't.
Andrew's finally back.
Rory, how long has it been? Ten years. It's been forever.
How long has it been? Two, three days? I don't know.
Has it? What?
I don't know. We have no idea where he's been.