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Good shot there from Tate!
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Night out in Bucharest, first one. Since the quarantine has lifted, so I invited a few people. A few friends, one or two. It's me, you, Rory and Andrew, and I've invited a few people.
Sounds fun. It will be. Very fun. Everyone.
What do you mean everyone? Everyone. What do you mean, what do I mean? I wake up in the morning, sexy. I'm a shirt on, sexy. Check the bank, money. Lambo outside. Pictures on the phone. Club, club. Come to the club, come. Yeah, I'll come to the club there.
Have you ever seen the scene of Leon the Professional and Gary Oldman says, Well, how many officers? Blah, blah, blah. This guy's here. Bring me everyone. Is everyone?
- Swat!
Bring me everyone.
You meet everyone.
Everyone!
That's what's happened. I think they have a few friends. I invited everyone. Everyone. Look.
Ohhhh. It's been a long time. Comeu returns. Comeu. We're back. We're back. We're back.
Stop! It's been too long with this COVID. Stop!
It's trouble, look who it is.
*Squeak* Crosmode baby! Crosmode!
I'm making cash. Cash money. Cash. What's the word of the day? Cash. Word of the day is cash.
*music*
- Everyone!
Come! Come, come!
Come inside. He's gone beyond everything. Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense. We all had a single target and he's just invited all these random. Nothing makes sense anymore. There's no single targets anymore. We can't close. There's too many. It makes complete sense. It doesn't. It does. No, but that. I have faith in this man. There is no plan, Rory. Rory, you have faith in nothing. Something that doesn't exist.
There was no plan. Anything you believe is real. Right. You're drinking from the mind. I love what it is. Open the mind.
Andrew, we're in elephant world. We're in elephant world. Nothing makes sense. There's elephants everywhere. We're in monkey world.
I'm pulling my man out of here.
Rory did leave with the pizzas.
We all left. I've driven the other girls home. There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... - In the pool eating pizza. If... So...
He's... That is a Rory thing to do. If he is in pizza...
But how would he eat it in the pool?
- I don't understand. - He must be getting it wet. - I can see. - Wet pizza?
Trevor, are you in the pizza before?
No way, Tim, bro. I don't even like the ball.
Thanks.
They left their hat. One of my girls besties me, and she's driven home. There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool.
Nice.
Up!
Rory, did you scare the girls away?
Rory is that pizza? That is pizza. Oh, what do you know about? Yeah, I'll talk about pizza.
There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool. Why are you doing that? Oh, that was me.
Why?
I've been living my best life. - Do you think?
I live in a million dollar house.
with a luxurious swimming pool.
For you to scare all the... It's for the girls to be here, not for you to do this. This was not in my mind when I bought this house.
So I got in the pool.
You do nag on the back.
You did get in the pool. You put it in there. Why is he in the pool?
What is my best life? Pizza on a floaty. Rory is kicking the house. He's the greatest man alive.
Rory, that does actually look quite fun.
It's no problem. This is what I do for later. But that does look fun. So Tristan. I'm here at Falcon Island.
Why did you buy a floating island of ice? Not for this!
So I can't eat pizza on a floating island and live my best life in the sun.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
Well, Tristan?
You are a killjoy. You are a bit of a killjoy Tristan.
parties and atmosphere. That's not atmosphere. This is atmosphere. You know what the best thing about what this is?
He paid for the pizza. He did pay for the pizza. Thanks, Tristan.
More cookies on the way mate.
Tristan, we have more cookies, don't worry.
Tristan! I'm knocking my door.
You can't lock us out.
Thank you.
*door opens*
Thank you.
Rory, I'll join you. Want a slice? Yeah.
Let's see.
slide
- It's the worst photo I've ever seen in the world.
It is quite shit.
Thank you.
What a sail to seven seas.
like this.
Thank you.
Roy, I think it's actually quite difficult for you to get out.
Nah, easy.
- Yes.
Use my hand as a power. - Maybe I am wrong.
Well, basically,
it's going to be hard not getting my pizza box wet, so I might have to
Thank you.
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That's not real. That's not a plan. This is real pizza, Luke. Look.
Ah!
Thank you.
- Grill.
I don't wanna get my pizza wet.
This cost Tristan good money.
Okay.
That is nice of you. At least you're not wasting Tristan's money. I won't waste Tristan's money. Yeah, that is nice of you.
That's what I mean. It's just so unappreciative.
He is, isn't he? Tristan, you're a cunt.
- We'll hang around with you guys.
Rory just cares about your well-being, and this is how you treat them. I'm not hanging out with you.
I hang out by myself
corner.
Well...
Before you go over there, I want to help you with these people.
- Thank you.
Tristan, he needs your help.
I feel like Pizza Impossible is getting up very badly.
- I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Well that did fucking well, did it? I'm super glad I recorded that.
Andrew, can you read some drink?
I've got another one, it's like, oh, now I'm a cook.
I knew it was going to be hard.
This is going to be...
No, no, you're gonna miss.
Yes!
Just a bit of crust. That was a good loss. Alright, alright. I'm slightly impressed.
You made me win it me over. I've got a wet foot and a one pizza down.
I won't be beaten. Now I'm anchored nicely.
Tristan, he didn't want to waste your money, but you wouldn't help him get out. He just broke the island.
Shit!
Thank you.
This is not going well.
One.
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- Thank you.
- Ugh.
House
But that was an ordeal.
What am I going to do about this?
Three minute rule?
Thanks.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Oh, God.
Don't know why you're laughing, I've got to order a new one now. You're proud of me. Oh, you've won me over, Roy. I'm happy now. You've won me over.
I'm convinced this was a good idea.
*laughs*
- Uh. - Oh.
Good.
Got a wet foot
*Gurgh*
Pop.
So, we've decided we don't talk to Rory anymore. No, we're making an agreement. Me and Luke are making a pact.
Between both of us.
Not to talk to Rory. To at least tomorrow. At least. At least. We might decide we don't want to talk to him at all. Exactly. Forever.
We'll see how it goes. Yeah.
24 hours until tomorrow, no talking to Rory. Cool, we're going to trial it. He's going to try and get me here.
okay but you do agree yes i do agree all right not talking to rory we'll see how it goes
I'm not replying.
Because... Oh shit, I just replied. But still, I'm not talking to you two either.
Thank you.
So Tristan, how was your day? Wonderful. There's this cunt called Rory.
So, me and Luke decided not to talk to Rory anymore. So, you just missed Rory jumping in this hot tub, wearing loads of clothes, and now apparently he's going to go lay on Luke's bed. But we can't talk to him. We can't give in. We've been ignoring him for hours. Yeah. He splashed water all over my wireless charger, which is probably broken now. He's basically a terrorist. He's become a terrorist. And we cannot negotiate with him.
talk to him. Yeah. I don't want to talk to him. I don't either. He can't make us, can he? He can't make us. He really can't. We can't ignore him forever. Yep, we can. Try to do all this bullshit. It needs be. I'll float myself to the middle of the pool in that white thing and just stay away from me. Although he would sink you.
Why do I know him? So we live with the terrorist. Yeah. He's coming back.
That was a weird experience. You are going to have a wet dream tonight.
It's Tristan. Is it happening to you too?
Tristan, I might just leave the house. I might leave the house too. You might just have to leave. I have no faith. What's up, guys? What's up?
For the sake of the camera, someone's touching my foot. It is not me. And I'm going to throw a super hard kick, as hard as I can kick, if I feel anything touching my foot again. It's the only choice I have.
No comment, Your Honor. No comment.
Climbers, go!
Get out of the corner, Luke!
30 seconds left, let's go!
Thank you.