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Good shot there from Tate!
Thank you.
*Music*
We went to the party.
and broke all the COVID restrictions. No one was wearing masks.
There's too many people in the small room, and it put all over the news. Controversial Tate Brothers.
are having a party in the pandemic. And now everyone's messaging.
saying you're all over the news.
and they're threatening to fine you or arrest you.
*gunshot*
For full steps to a whole nother domain.
Oh no rules, oh no rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules. These rules are not about safety.
It's 99.9% chance of survival, my friend. You think these rules are about safety? So I, Antenna Stars just called me and said, aren't you worried about COVID?
He said, I'm more worried about the police on you.
I'll take on some of the money.
99% chance of surviving COVID. To be fair, 50% chance of surviving the polenta. But the polenta
Definitely kills it.
Definitely.
Listen.
I would rather have COVID than drink a bottle of wine.
Yeah, figuring the ball up link will make me feel worse than COVID ever could.
So the Romanians could drink polenco all the time. I don't know what they're so scared of COVID for.
I told them they have one hour.
antenna stars and the news channels have one hour to put up a picture of me saying I'm actually a good man.
Otherwise,
I'm going to teach him a lesson.
real
Oh, a real part? No, Tristan.
A real park?
Yeah, open up the bank, spend it all.
A real party. The bears will dance for us.
You have enough money.
Lions of biology.
Why are we here? Because this female told me here they sell a food which is so spicy I couldn't eat it, which is a direct challenge. So I have to waste my time and waste my life and get out of my nice warm house and go out in the cold and sit here in this stupid terrace, which is not heated and we can't close the door because of fucking COVID and eat some bullshit food, which I know is not going to be too spicy. It's going to be fine. You've wasted everyone's time. I've dragged my brother along and my cousin. You've wasted three full grown men's time.
story you're not ready for this so we're in some restaurant supposedly it's gonna be super spicy supposedly
So she's backing out already. Yeah, always backing out. This is spicy enough. I'll have something more. I thought this was the ultimate. Yeah. It is the ultimate that I have tasted but my friend just recommended to me something even spicier. You are so lame. You and your friends are lame.
So now it's all ready if it's not spicy. Here we go. Oh my gosh. Okay, we're gonna see. We're gonna see. Just wait and see.
I'm actually super excited.
$1.52.
Thank you.
Right.
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- Thank you.
Yeah, I'm with you.
So?
Do you feel anything?
No.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
- I don't know how to.
No.
It's quite good. Is it spicy? It's alright.
I went for the hit. It's not like Mexican food. It doesn't hit me. I can see you've tried hard because you've told them make it spicy. I can see how much they've attempted to damage my superhuman taste buds. I actually didn't tell them. I just told them spicy.
Let me finish the whole thing without a drop of water and I'll talk about how spicy it is.
- Oh, it's so good. - It's so good. - It's so good. - It's so good.
- Why do you say so? - Yeah. So Luke's got finished his. - I finished mine. - And this is yours. - Yeah. - Can I have some more? - Please take it. - Thank you. - I'm so done.
Um, screenbusters are still going to be there.
The milk, the milk's the most disabled.
I'm saved by my iron fortitude and will.
Not that I need much of it.
Is it good? It's okay, it's not bad. Thank you. Perfect. Alright, spicy sauce. Some chili sauce, exactly what this needs.
'Cause you lied to me. - Put it all, all of it.
So I had to ask for chili sauce.
to try and actually make it a little bit spicy.
Is their chili sauce spicy?
I don't know, I'm not a Thai.
Thank you.
*laughs*
Stop, bro.
Thank you.
If I was them, I'd take it as an insult. I would try and spice it as maximum as possible if you ask for spicy or sour after.
Thank you.
You wasted my time.
You underestimated your man. - At least you had lunch. - Completely underestimated. - At least you had lunch, guys. - You underestimated your man.
what would you have eaten at home?
Why did you underestimate me? You should never underestimate me. KFC hot wings, just as spicy. You should have had it and it should have been spicy. You should have gone, you know who would eat this with ease?
My man. He's the fucking man. Next time. You fucked up.
Next time I'm remembering something even spicier. You have no respect for me. You have no respect for me and it's over.
Okay, wait for it.
So now Anne is looking through the text messages to find out. So what were we told? Because this seems to have been a lie. What were the claims, Anne? What were the false claims made about this food?
That's all right.
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I just ate the spiciest thing ever and I eat very very very spicy. My heart hurts. It's that spicy.
I said, "I don't believe you."
What? Why? Look, it's supposed to be meat and it's hot red. They filled it with chili. I gave this little piece to my friend and she couldn't finish it and she's crying.
I would eat it in your weeklings. Okay, next time we go out we come here and I'll order you this. Deal?
I told you this is gonna be a very unspectacular finish.
to the whole you can't eat this saga. We literally had to eat yours. You didn't want it. Yeah, I ate yours. Next time I'm gonna try harder. We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
*Dramatic music*
Have you ever taken cryptocurrency advice from a man with a machete?
Probably not. So this is the first time for you.
But listen to me.
Crypto is going to crash. Everyone here is talking about the bull run. Everyone's getting their little panties wet, jizzing.
Oh, the bull run, the bull run, the bull run. Anyone with a brain understands a crash is coming. Last week, it all dropped by 30%, 40%.
What did I do six hours before it crashed? I fucking sold. I put the screenshot on Twitter to prove
I saw
Now we're getting near the all time high. 20,000 is a huge psychological barrier. Even if we break through it, there's going to be a point where it dumps and it crashes.
I have been putting emails out saying look join the War Room Training Academy I have a team of analysts
which tell me exactly when to buy and sell my crypto.
After the last dump, I got so many emails from people saying, I wish I joined your trading academy.
Not only would I have access to the Training Academy, but even though I paid the price, I still would have saved a bunch of money because I would have sold when I was supposed to.
The price is up and down, right? Up, down, up, down. You need to sell at the top, buy at the bottom. You need a team of analysts telling you when to do that. Because if you don't have it, you're just sitting there, FOMO, guessing, hunch, maybe, gut feeling, playing with the market, and you're gonna lose more money. It's gonna cost you more money than if you got some expert advice.
What's cheaper in the long run? Your car's broken, right? You go and you pay a mechanic to fix the car. Or you just try and do it yourself. Let me just wing it. Let me just do it myself. Let me just change this random part. Oh, fuck it. Let me just put gas in the oil tank. I might fix it. You have no clue what you're fucking doing.
Most of you people fucking with crypto want to get rich, but you ain't got a clue what you're doing. Let me tell you something. I've got over $15 million in crypto.
I don't need to know what I'm doing.
And even though I do know what I'm doing, I don't need to because I have a team of people who do know what they're doing. And you can get access to my team who will tell you what to do. And you will save money if you get inside of the War Room Trading Academy. I put together a full broadcast that will teach you everything from start to finish. Explain exactly how it works and you can watch it for free.
What's happened snowing
You're telling me
I spent $3 million on cars.
and then Earth decided to snow.
with no consideration.
for the fact that every single day I drive a supercar.
I'm not one of those guys with a super car and takes out sometimes.
Every day, I drive one of my cars somewhere.
And look.
This is bullshit, Lou.
Okay.
With all my beautiful cars coming to snow.
Thank you.
This is a bit bullshit, isn't it? - Bullshit!
- Ring out of option.
We either run away and go Dubai,
But I was in Dubai for my birthday last year.
And wasn't Tristan supposed to be having some huge party to fight the police because of
what they said about us on the news. Yes.
Is that happening?
I assume so.
It isn't mentioned.
We just straighten this out. Straighten it.
No.
Okay.
*Sigh*
*door slams*
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
Thank you.
*Gunshots*
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
I'm going to go get some
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*Gunshot *
*Gunshot*
I'm sorry.
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Okay.
Stop recording.
*HUHHHHHH*
Woo! My feet are dying interested.
Thank you.
*snoring*
Ah!
Ah!
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Happy birthday.
A bit of whiskey.
My birthday is an emergency meeting with whiskey. Yes. Whiskey and soda war.
It could have been good though. It had a chance, maybe next year. What are we doing by the way?
We'll get rid of them that way. Eliminate you. Next year, all-time high.
next year.
Next birthday.
I thought you were throwing a big party when you pissed off the COVID authorities. What happened to that?
I woke up this morning and I don't see anything. Loads of work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What?
It's loads of work. Similar solution. Three whiskeys, but so to war.
emergency meeting
Crypto dream. Yeah.
You don't need a part. You don't need to celebrate.
This is celebration.
a cousin and a brother like us.
You're welcome. Cheers.
Cheers, Luke. Cheers.
- Oh.
That's what you get.
for knowing me.
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You do know me.
You do know him. You can't deny that. So whose fault is it? The things that I do to you. If you know me.
It's not my fault.
So there's no party. I do the things that I do. I'm asking you to start a party.
If not, no. There might be.
What did we do on my last birthday? We were in Dubai, right?
Yeah.
on my F1 y'all.
Yeah.
I just got a video from Dubai.
We're having a party. - You didn't say that. - I know I didn't.
I tried to book flights to Dubai. He said, "No, don't worry. It's in the bag. It's all under control." Correct. I've woken up. It's my birthday.
We're having an emergency meeting. Yes. Let's keep some of that. Good party.
to also our people.
I didn't fucking tell him.
It was actually in the bag. It is in the bag.
Thank you.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! Tristan!
Happy birthday.
Look, I don't care.
So we didn't get you cake, but we got you a muffin.
and the firework.
It's a good firework though.
*Dramatic music*
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