0:02.44Tristan, we have an order to meet him. Can you open the door? *gunshot* Please. No, I can't open the door. Why? Yeah, why can't you open the door? You can open the door to your own house. Yeah.

0:13.25access denied.

0:14.64What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off the thing. Someone's deleted your fingerprint. Obviously someone. So in your own house,

0:51.40access to life.

0:53.34Mr. Merce. What?

0:56.02A booze emergency. Tristan. Woo! It's been two days of non-stop booze. It's a booze emergency, bro. There's 10 girls outside.

1:05.09I know, and I'm hiding.

1:06.90You're not hiding. I'm hiding from the booze. You're not hiding. There's booze out there. I'm hiding. The booze left. With me, the booze comes to find you. I know. I'm hiding.

1:14.23I've been hitting. Ah shit, got you. Let's move. Ah.

1:19.59Tristan, actually though, why is there a party going on?

1:22.17because I had a boss.

1:24.36- Filled with women from the park. - I know. - And the bus stops here. - I know.

1:28.14So I poured some boots. - But no, but yeah, that's what, why, why'd we do that step?

1:33.15All the other stuff, right?

1:35.56I mean, why did you say, come inside the house, we're going to have a huge party again.

1:41.01And then start pouring booze.

1:42.93Because that's what I did.

1:44.16Why does anyone do the things that they do? I don't have free will.

1:48.27The universe dictates my movements.

1:50.29Oh, there's a bunch of girls here. Let me just send them home. Is that what you want?

1:54.65- Tristan, it's been two-- - What am I, gay? - It's been two days of hard boozing.

1:58.44And here, you keep pouring me shots of fucking vodka. It's evil.

2:04.41If you don't like it,

2:05.67You're free to wrestle me.

2:08.51You're a wrestler. I don't want to wrestle a wrestler. Yeah, I'm a wrestler.

2:13.65Let's move.

2:15.05Andrew, why is he doing this to us?

2:18.11Let's go.

2:20.16There's so many.

2:22.50How do you and there's more come Tristan? I just saw some walk in. Yes, I know. I

2:27.45I'm a wrestler.

2:28.80You said it was just the bus people.

2:32.07It's more than one bus. What's that? More than one bus?

2:38.59Amen.

2:41.75What's happened? How? It was supposed to be two days. We said two days, we'll have fun. But now, it's the third. I want to work. I know you do. Tristan doesn't know when to start. I'm trying to be at my computer. How am I supposed to work in this house?

3:19.67How? He's been doing this forever! So Andrew's still playing with God. He's praying. My life is a disaster.

3:55.75A beautiful design.

4:19.27Tristan, we have an order to meet him. Can you open the door? Can you please? You know I can't open the door. Why can't you open the door?

4:25.77The cabinet door is your own house. Yeah.

4:30.05Access denied. What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off. Someone's deleted your fingerprint. Obviously someone. So in your own house.

4:38.42Access denied.

4:40.94Access to the... You delete my fingerprint.

4:45.38No, you haven't. Ha! You are the only loser who can't open the door. But I don't want to talk to you guys anyway. Emergency meeting, you have to. Yeah, you do.

4:52.89It's an emergency. - It's an emergency meeting and you can't open the door.

4:55.53Okay.

4:57.11Admit it. Admit it. - Access granted. - Yeah, that's a good sound. Access granted.

5:05.24Dris has the Democrats spoken to you like that? Set access granted.

5:08.79Who has the longest cigar in the world? Body and Orange? No. Who wants to throw the longest cigar in the world? Oh, B. I spoke about literally 5 million cigars in my life. Yep. Yep. Too many. What's this booze? This extremely expensive booze. You didn't buy this. You didn't buy this. It was given to me as a birthday present. Yeah, I didn't buy this.

5:27.60- It's not, let me get a little bit of it.

5:29.01It's fucking legit.

5:30.50We should.

5:31.27I already worked down. Yeah, because I did not purchase this. I didn't know this. One of the people from the party bought this for me. Yeah, probably.

5:42.29I do buy plenty of expensive booze.

5:44.10If you cross the button, it opens off like this.

5:47.76And then...

5:51.32This booze does look very nice. And it's very cold.

5:56.72Does the box insulate or something? Hennessy Paradis. Hennessy Paradis. Three shots?

6:03.70No. No, it's been nonstop booze for three days.

6:09.38Thank you.

6:10.08Thank you.

6:10.59I'm going to like this one.

6:12.95Nobody likes you. But you don't care.

6:15.21That's the problem. You guys don't care.

6:22.02Ha ha! How's that feel? How's it feel? To what? Nah admit it. Wait what?

6:30.91Where does he meet? How- when did this happen?

6:35.73Shit, if he removed my fingerprint, that would fucking get me. Excellent.

6:40.73Close it. Close it before I enter.

6:42.44Ah, I might remove your fingerprint.

6:46.35- Yeah.

6:47.15Thank you.

6:49.09Access to life. Access to life! How's it feel?

6:59.58Ah

7:00.73Nice. So what have we decided? Retired of Tristan ordering Taco Bells. We're going to dice every minute to the slide bar.

7:08.77Dice! We all want different things. He wants expensive Japanese food.

7:11.67I want steaks, and you won't talk about it.

7:13.84*sniff sniff* It makes me powerful.

7:15.93They're deciding us.

7:17.51Yeah, but I'm going to go.

7:19.06Tristan, you can't win. The gods can't. He is super good at dice. But also your back's...

7:25.47Your back's not against me. - Yeah, it is.

7:28.68I'm just going to get two.

7:31.87Three. Okay. Luke, go on. Alright.

7:36.46So I know what's that is.

7:37.86expensive Japanese food, let's go. What's gonna be? 3. Okay. 3? Shit. Shit. That's bad.

7:44.28*thud*

7:46.47Come on. No, no way. Can't happen. Two. Two. Ha! Ring roll. Ring roll.

7:52.32Oh no, steak. That's gonna hurt me.

7:54.87- Okay.

7:56.31Thank you.

7:57.89Six! Six? Okay.

8:00.03Thank you.

8:04.52I'm fine with steak. I can live with steak.

8:08.14Six. No way! Okay. Okay.

8:13.38So what are we gonna eat? The dice gods are deciding. For? For? Luke's first. Could it be possible?

8:23.454! What is going on? What is this? The dice gods do not want me in loop. They don't want us to eat. They just don't want us to eat. They want us to play dice forever.

8:33.16Alright. This is it. Just get three, and I'm your choose.

8:41.26Three. Three. All right. As predicted. The dice are supposed to be using this reality shooter. Tristan, Taco Bell.

8:47.66Woo! Woo! Woo! Why? What about? Why? Woo! Why?

8:54.80We could have a nice taste. I thought there was no pressure. Welcome to big school. I would have rolled with more conviction. Oh, you think you need Andrew Archer, but you can work against a team.

9:04.80- You can do your tacos.

9:06.30What did I say?

9:08.06The exact same thing happened.

9:10.79Ah, actually Andrew, this was you.

9:13.47The exact same thing happened. I'm very hungry. I eat two tacos.

9:18.48And I'm still hungry, but I feel super sick, and I don't want to eat anymore. This happens every time you guys order tacos. We should have a little baby food jar. Seems like maybe we need to straighten this out.

9:30.64Shit, I don't want to straighten her. Straighten her? No. You can get over and eat your fucking taco, man.

9:37.01Yeah, where's the nacho cheese? Shoot some dogs. Do you know why you can't have this? Because it's not Cho Cheese.

9:44.53- Got 'ee!

9:49.29- No, you didn't eat loser. - We could've just had duck. - You're a fucking loser.

9:52.99- Yeah, good enough, yeah?

9:54.66about fucking burritos. Fucking dice cards.

9:57.30They fucked me.

9:58.74.

10:01.59Aha! I told you! You're on the news. Tristan.

10:08.37I told you guys. On the news. Yeah. No, I'm getting rid of this stuff. These fucking car figures. Why don't we have an option for me to just click? Wait, wait, wait.

10:26.57Let me hear this.

10:26.57Wait, let me hear this.

10:31.67Wait, didn't the cops tell us not to throw the party? The cops tell me not to do lots of stuff. You do know they know exactly where we live. Why is there not an option to tick every option? Obviously, I want sports exhaust. Obviously, I want 20 million travelers. Why do I have to go through and select them all? The Romanian government. Andrew, we're on the news. Why do I have to go through? We should be a Porsche fully loaded button. Why is there not fully loaded button? How are we on the news?

11:00.15We're getting told off.

11:32.17That jacuzzi did look good though. It did look fucking good. Hey, Tom off. Ooh, please come and arrest me. Alright, Andrew, it's all loose ideas. Please come on. What is my idea?

11:32.19for throwing a party during COVID after they specifically told us not to.

11:38.55I decided to throw my brother this pair of pig parts. Oh, here we go. And I did it.

11:42.87somewhere outside of Bucharest where I rented the entire hotel

11:46.32I paid people in the entire village. So, now the government knows I'm disobeying no one purpose. There were masks, I refused.

11:53.52to respect the quarantine laws. - Nice. - Wait, look. - The reason why we're choosing to respect these laws-- - It's all right, man. - We're in trouble. So, what color? - So I'm thinking, yeah. I want the 21 inch out of the way, so we need the sport exhaust.

12:05.08I want to tech art. I want to put a new body kit on it. Titanium exhaust system. Obviously upgraded sound system. Absolutely everything. But the fact I can't just tick everything. Everything I need. What do you mean? What am I doing? New Turbo S. It won the drag race against the 720S. How am I going to fucking buy one? I think I'm a little shit muncher. Do I look broke to you? Are you not interested in the news? Dude, do you see the TV though? Do we look broke on TV? Do I look broke on TV? So why do I have to go through and manually select each option? He looks broke now. Luke. Ticking those boxes. Luke.

12:30.35Doesn't he, Luke?

12:38.86Where are we going? Where are you taking me? The gypsy Romanian Manelé songs said, if you have enough money, the bears will dance to you. You didn't tell me!