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Confidence is ground.
Now go hold your ground Luke. Going backwards does nothing for you.
Good. Good. Hold your ground. Perfect.
- Yeah.
Hold the ground Luke, come on, you're walking back too much now. That's better.
Perfectly fine, counter attack.
Good.
Or back.
Woo! This is the real world, Luke. I'm gonna feel like you.
48 hours.
This is the world we live in. It's a violent place. We're gonna remain in our office. We're gonna have room for cowardice on the team. One more round.
If you're trying to get your ass kicked, then walk backwards.
If you're not trying to get your ass kicked, don't walk backwards.
Side to side and forward only.
- Yes.
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Good, he dodged the punches, but so? Stay there. All right, walk backwards now. Luke's gonna start getting his ass kicked.
*Grunts*
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Good look, and throw. And throw.
He's walking backwards, he's walking backwards. He's getting his ass kicked time.
See now he's gonna get his ass kicked. Here it comes.
Alright, I'm changing teams. Andrew, work the body.
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I'm sorry.
Back again. Yeah, we're back.
We're still crying in our eyes now. Yeah. Oh no, people aren't scared of Corona.
Oscar is shit. No one in my party died, by the way. They're all still alive and healthy people.
Now.
- Yeah, no. - Wait for COVID to get 'em, Tristan.
Tristan, we basically just committed genocide. There's no COVID at my party. Tristan, listen, this was basically genocide. 50 people, it's not genocide.
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So what does...why? Emergency. They want me to fight tomorrow.
Against some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
their opponent opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
So...
I'm gonna fight tomorrow. I think I need some whiskey and cigars now to power me through the fight.
What do you think? Textbook? No, that's not textbook. That's training. What do you mean? What do you know? How many times have you fought pro?
Okay, zero. Okay, exactly. Okay. Exactly. So you agree. So you agree that you don't know what you're talking about.
That can't be textbook. So I'm gonna do a little bit training. I'm gonna sit here and have some whiskies and I'll fight tomorrow.
Nice.
Bye.
Because I know you, he's going to get his ass whooped.
Exactly, because I drink whiskey. But no, it's not the whiskey. Without the whiskey. No, it's despite the whiskey, not because of the whiskey. No, it's because of the whiskey. No, it's despite it. It's because of the whiskey.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Why don't you leave the pros to talk about...
- Fine. - This is true. - And you can talk about
Whatever it is you do.
*sniff*
Thank you.
I'm going to loosen up my left hand. I'm going to smash a boss's face. Keep going.
Listen. This is how I train. This is how I train nowadays. Oh, fuck. Oh, get tired. I spoke to Misa Garza. Listen. Tired. Tired is a social construct. I'll be tired after the fight.
They're gonna find a fucking someone awkward. Left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg. If I land, he's done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*claps*
Thank you.
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Thank you.
I'm Shepard.
They are. The memes are good. The memes are why Bitcoin prices skyrocketed. Hey Luke, do you mind going outside? I've got food for us.
God damn it. No, just wondering, do you mind going outside? Food's here. Yeah, what food? Delicious food. That's what I thought. Exotic cuisine.
Yeah, he's outside. He's calling me now.
Where are Japanese people from?
Where are Japanese people from? China. Mexico! Why don't you go get our food, Luke?
Because it's ass. Okay, there's the car. I can hear it now.
One sec, let me send this meme.
Taco Bell's banned from the house though, Luke. So what do you think I have? Last guess.
McDonald's. Burger King. Chicken and rice. McDonald's. Chicken and rice, Burger King. Good guesses. So Taco Bell's banned from the house, yeah?
Some of the Mexican food. Some of the Mexican food. What is that?
Ah, it's time. You know you made it yesterday.
Welcome to big school. You can't say I've banned it and then order it. Can I?
The forbidden fruit tastes all the more sweet. Did he at least get the french fry things again? Yes.
Thank you.
If you're going to order Taco Bell, why do you order so much? Every time. Way too much.
There's fucking cheesy fries, 10 burritos, 10 tacos, 10 of them big circle things, cakes.
That's literally enough to talk about for 10 humans.
10 people. Yeah. And we hate Taco Bell. You don't even want it. I eat one cheesy fry, feel disgusted with myself, and then don't even look at the other things. Why is it when you're in a club that you're like,
you order loads of bottles of champagne more than anyone
I'll tell you why. We're talking about bitches who like champagne. Every time you order a Taco Bell, we're talking about a bunch of fucking hoes who love Taco Bell. I wouldn't complain. It's just us three feeling sick. It is. You bring- No Taco Bell. I'd rather literally have zero Taco Bell. Zero. Zero is better. Hoes love guacamole, bro.
I'm just saying.
Bye.
Why do we do this? I feel sick. I'm sick now. I was happier before. I think this is giving me corona.
I might rather have Corona. Me too. I'm not eating anymore ice cream. Yeah. All right. Taco Bell's banned from that house. You banned it yesterday. It's banned for real now.
It's banned for the next two weeks. It's not real. It is. I promise that we're going to talk about it for the next two weeks. I know, but I also know that's bullshit. I know why. Why? Because we're gone.
Thank you.
There will actually be no Taco Bell in this house. I bet Dubai has Taco Bells.
I feel super sick.
I know you do too, and you just keep eating just to try and prove a point.
You're not happy. I'm enjoying this. No, I can see your face. You're not happy at all.
It's nutritious and delicious.
You're the virgin strong one.