Transcript
*Bell rings*
Some words to be in the heart.
An emergency meeting a long time.
Our life is good. Why? It is good. Why?
Right now, we are in a jacuzzi.
warm while it's cold outside and just look outside.
The snow looks nice
in a giant mansion.
Our life is good. It is actually good.
Why do we always talk about killing ourselves?
I don't know. Maybe we need more time in the jacuzzi and more snow.
Bye, guys.
We got whiskey, I'm depressed. Nah, we could just kill ourselves.
Luke says life's good and he wants to drink a load of whiskey.
Yeah. I never said that. Luke said, I want to drink as many as much whiskey as I can.
I was wrong, life's not good.
- I don't know if you'd say that.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Take off and enjoy. I was wrong.
It was good.
It was.
Thank you.
How long inside of the
What cool do you think it'll take for me to die?
15 minutes.
You think only 15? It is kind of frozen over.
Thank you.
It is called "Foy".
I can do like four.
It's sort of frozen on the top ice though
I don't know.
15 minutes
It depends, it depends if you're used to, don't you?
There's literally ice on the pool.
Literally the pools literally frozen over like an ice lake. I know interesting keep saying I
A vulnerable snowman something? The snowman? Who are you?
Oh boo!
- You want?
Booze doesn't keep you on. It does. It's not real. I've had a lot of booze, haven't I?
You can't drink loads of poos and jump in frozen pools.
That's not safe.
I thought we'd do one of them.
What's wrong with them?
Don't get in there.
Thank you.
Why?
It's minus five outside. I know.
You can see it. You can see the shark.
And my dick is gonna look so small on camera.
Do ice cool Aikido.
It's bigger than this, I swear.
Ice koala kida.
- Oh.
It's usually very big. It's never been done before. I promise. Invented.
- Just a bit and let the ice pull up.
Thank you.
*pain*
*crash*
Thank you.
I've had quite a few messages for today from people who are depressed so I decided to make them feel better by highlighting my fantastic life in my mansion with my billion dollars at
smoke a Mike Hibon, Mr. Creeper.
Let me make something clear to you.
I don't believe in depression.
Don't message me about depression because I don't believe in it.
If you're asleep in your bed in the middle of the night and you hear a noise, and you believe in ghosts, now you're afraid.
But if you don't believe in ghosts,
Ah, it's the wind and you go back to sleep.
You give the ghost
power.
by believing in that.
Your house is only haunted
if you believe in ghosts.
belief is a powerful thing
If I were to stand in front of you,
And I want to tell you that I could
I'll punch you as hard as I can in your sternum.
And I could fracture it.
and send a splinter into your heart.
Would you allow me to try?
You wouldn't because you know I believe I can.
I believe I could hurt any man on the planet.
And that's why people are afraid of me.
and you believe depression is a crippling disease,
And that's why you're afraid of it.
I don't believe in depression. I cannot be depressed.
That's why everything you're messaging me is bullshit.
Imagine a man who owns a casino.
So obviously you're going to be a bit intimidated by the man who owns a casino. What kind of friends does he have to own a casino? Now imagine a man who owns 15 casinos. And imagine said man was a retired four-time kickboxing world champion. Good shot there from Tate! Beautiful! I told you this kid is dangerous!
fun. Imagine said man had $10 million worth of cars, 16 supercars. Imagine this man's living in Romania, a mafia-infested country. He just rolls up. He's respected by everyone. He goes where he wants, does what he wants, fuck what he wants. No one fucking talks to him. No one touches him. Big G. Imagine this man is going to teach you how the world works. Are you ignorant enough to sit there and think that this individual doesn't know something about life that you don't know?
Imagine this man was a certified pimp, had over 75 women, make him $10 million online. Imagine you knew a man with beautiful women in the webcam game, Bitcoins on the blockchain. And imagine this man said, look, I know something about the world you don't know. Are you stupid enough to not listen to said individual?
pimp world champion kickboxer who's affiliated up to the highest possible level i'm talking about 10 passports political friends political fuck the mafia shit because the real mafia are the politics anyway and he said i'm gonna teach you about life i'm gonna allow you to join my network i'm gonna give you the blueprint to absolute freedom you know what i would do i'd fucking
Do not DM me any more stupid fucking questions. If you're serious about your life and you're serious about learning from me, you just DM me, I want to learn. That's it.
you
Are you made of booze?
Everything is made of booze. I think it's water.
I think he is made of boobs.
Oh my god.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Wow.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Nice, polite heat-up. That must be horrible.
How cold from the scale 1 to 5?
What a...
That was a scale, I'm mining.
*laughs*
Woo!
Tristan, what the fuck is this? I don't even know what I'm doing here.
What the fuck is this?
This is bullshit, Tristan. Why did we put this? What is this for? I think I know what this is.
some herbs to meet in the heart.
- An emergency meeting alarm. - I had it installed. - Why? - So when we meet emergency meetings, there's an alarm throughout the whole house. No more sleeping, no more always in bed, no. The alarm goes off, and you have to attend the emergency meetings.
all times.
- Day or night. - Personally, I like it.
I think it's a great emergency. No, it's loud and annoying. It's an emergency. It is an emergency.
What's the emergency? How is it emergency for just having a nice massage? Listen,
I'm having a massage and a smoke.
How's that emergency? That's an emergency. We are running low on cigarillos. We're running low on cigars. We need to go to the cigar store. I've also decided to cover my Hublot in diamonds.
you
- That was an emergency. - See? - Okay. - So we've got things to discuss. - It's a real life emergency. - Real life emergency. This is the fastest car in the world, the Bugatti Chiron,
is on the way, but then the fastest car ever from a quarter mile, the 765LT is on the way, and my Hublots get covered in diamonds. I'm having a massage, and I'm smoking my
premium Cuban tobacco inside of my cigar lounge in my house
It's an emergency. And crypto keeps going up, and no matter how much money I spend, I keep getting richer.
I looked at the price of covering my watch in diamonds, and I was like, pfft, pfft, pfft. That was my actual reply. I was in the jeweler saying, I would like to completely cover my Hublot, my extremely expensive watch, in diamonds.
And they were like, oh, and they went away, they came back and they kind of showed me the price. And I was like,
*pfff*
That was my exact moment. I was like, you can do it. Take them off and do it again. I'll pay double. What the fuck is this?
Tristan, money is no longer real. Numbers don't mean anything. 1,000, 10,000.
50,000. Me, me, me.
Nothing matters anymore. The numbers don't matter, do they? We're trillionaires!
We are trillionaires. Robe trillionaires. Official world's first trillionaires. We are trillionaires. We're trillionaires. Robe trillionaires. That's a real thing. We're rogue trillionaires.
I need my road. When I get my road, then it's official.
Rope trillionaires. So we're trillionaires. Money isn't real anymore. I'm covering my watch in diamonds. It's an emergency. We now have an emergency meeting alarm. I've also decided I want to change the entire house to make it look more like a...
Gothic castle
Thank you.
Wait, what? I'm down. Call the castle? I said that. We need to do that.
that needs to happen.
Yeah.
I've also decided we should go to Las Vegas. Speak to the assistant, put first class sites to Las Vegas. I want to gamble.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This all happened just now. So we have emergency meeting button and a bunch of things have all changed.
Wanting to go to Las Vegas to gamble. That's an emergency if you're gambling. Go to Vegas. I'm taking $200,000. I'm going to become...
richer than ever, a double trillionaire.
Nice.
So where am I navigating to? Where am I going? Well, I decided to make our house look more like a castle. Okay. And I got the quote for it, which was ridiculous. Okay. I'm still going to do it. But then I thought, if I have this kind of money, why don't I just buy a castle? So I found a house that's kind of castle-y. I don't like buy a house. A castle-y house? Yeah, I don't like buy a house. In Bucharest?
- I know we're rich. - No, no, you don't know. I'm about to teach you. - Bro, I saw the bears dance. I'm convinced. - Yeah. - You didn't see the bears dance? - The bears danced. So we're gonna go buy a house, maybe. I don't know, we're gonna look at it. Maybe it's worth three million, whatever it is. - Three million? - Three million, two million, one million. - Meh. - What's three million to a motherfucker like me? - Yeah, what? - Quite a bit. - Trash. - Fiat, fiat, fiat's not even real money. - Yeah. - They don't even want Bitcoin. - They late print it. - Like a good percentage of your money. - Well, like what, well, like 1%.
He is a robed trillionaire. You might not notice because he doesn't have the robe on right now. But I'm still a robed trillionaire. He's still a robed trillionaire.
Tristan seems to have forgotten.
This is actually a castle. No, this is a very nice house. Castle house. If you put the...
you've got the ultimate house.
Do you know what this is? Don't talk. I do. It's something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido. Castle House Aikido.