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So it's a new year? Yes.
I've done the numbers from last year, and we made over $5 million.
Yeah. During a pandemic. Yeah. We made over $5 million. Yes. And we traveled around Europe in supercars and stayed in the most expensive hotels and presidential suites and champagne and caviar and bought new supercars and flew and proved at private jets.
And now, at the end of the year, we have basically none of that money.
Herb TV, you guys want some smokes?
Big cigar each. Yeah. Smokes. What's in it? Black one?
What the fuck are you doing? What is this?
What is this?
- A glass. - It's a brandy glass. - A whiskey brandy. - And what do you drink from brandy glasses? - Booze of any sort. - Yeah. - From brandy. So I have a special please see this is our first drink of 2021. Just the one Luke, just the one.
I've commandeered us.
Hennessy, Paradis.
Cognac.
How do I open it?
Oh I see, the bottle's trying to fight me. What even does this make? It's just booze. What about a box? It's booze. It is booze.
is very expensive.
Top of the line, premium exquisite booze. So it's booze. It's about 1,300 American dollars per bottle.
Good. I don't want any. Well, you have to.
Well, you have to drink with me, because that's the way it is.
You said $1,300. $1,300.
on this booth. It's premium booths.
It's excellent quality, top of the range booze. I don't even like booze.
Thank you.
What's a good analogy?
booze that's like buying me one thousand three hundred dollars of yeah i've had cars that cost less than this boots it's horrible i don't know why the flash is on but it's just how it goes
Bye.
Can I mix it with Red Bull? You cannot mix it with Red Bull. Why?
It tastes terrible. You can't eat one. What do you drink brandy? You'd be the only man. If you do this, brandy people will kill you if you do this. What do you drink with brandy?
Let's figure out what's going on and pretend it tastes good. With Coke?
Nah.
So does poison. What about coffee? Is coffee a brand new thing or is that not? Yes, you put three coffee beans in it, but we don't have fresh coffee beans. But we have Insta-Coffee. You're not putting instant coffee in my Hennessy parodies.
Listen, hear me out. No.
Take a fucking sip of booze. No, no, wait, wait, wait. Let's think about it.
Insta coffee! Don't put insta coffee in this. No. Whoopi! Three coffees.
Georgiana, come get some. Woofie, three coffees, quickly.
Coffee's on the way. Nice.
Bye.
Problem solved. Problem solved. What went to the real fucking world? Yeah. Booze is poison, so you have to add nice things like coffee.
Imagine if I just put coffee grains inside.
I'm gonna pour my coffee in, get my booze going. Yeah. So you're scared of coffee.
you
I thought you said Brandy goes with coffee.
If you have coffee beans, Randy goes with coffee. That's gay.
Super day.
What about this?
Yes. First you'll be turning to me. Ah! Take Confidential 2021.
Thank you.
Let's make a New Year's resolution.
For the rest of the year, for Take Confidential, no more just pointless sitting in this room, shot in an emergency meeting.
Drinking and smoking cigars. Disagree. Disagree. Hard disagree. Absolutely. That's my favorite thing to do. That's what we do. That's all we do.
Whatever.
People think all the other things we do is cool. Swing.
Why do you really fight, weirdo? Because George Johnson is expensive, please.
He likes this stuff
Here.
- We divide. - Expensive babies.
- Turn for the ball. - George and I, there's machetes all under here now, so be careful.
Oh yeah, the people in Tinko Veneto know about the system? Nah, they don't know about the system yet. Explain the system.
So...
We always have weapons at all times.
Extremely accessible.
As you can see, there's a handle. Giorgiana could get a machete now. We have magnets under the table so we can draw knives at any time. Any time. Under every table and under any desk.
In the house. In the whole house. There might be seven things under this table. We don't count. We just reach and it's there.
It just changes.
I'm the Chad Stabler.
See? There, boom. Ah, you see how it's going now?
And it's back.
Everyone says, new year, new me, this is going to be my year. 2021, I'm going to do this. I'm going to kill it.
But none of them have a plan.
I'm gonna kill it. Okay, how are you going to kill it? When's the last time something amazing happened on accident? When's the last time you saw some guy who's in fantastic physical condition? You said, how did you get in such good shape? And he says,
Accident.
How'd you get that Ferrari? Accident. How'd you get rich? Oops!
Never. Nothing good in life is gonna come to you without a plan. I say this to people all the time. They say I wanna be rich. I say what's your plan to get rich? Oh I don't know man. Then how the fuck are you gonna get rich?
It's 2021. You should have a plan. A lot of you talking about this being your best year ever just woke up hungover. You have a plan for nothing. You have hopes and dreams.
I don't deal with hopes and dreams. I deal in plans.
I am happy to give all of you $10 million. I'm happy to make you $10 million.
In return, you're going to give me $1 million. That's how it's going to work.
I will give you a plan that allows anybody, anybody watching this, anybody with a smartphone and social media to make money. You have to be prepared to listen to me,
You have to be prepared to work.
If that is you, and genuinely if that is you, and if you want a plan to change your life for 2021,
DM me.
If you're not prepared to listen, if you wanna sit there with your hopes and dreams, like everyone else who works in fucking McDonald's, hoping and dreaming, sitting on YouTube, looking at cars they can't buy, scrolling through Instagram, looking at a life they can't have, go do that. If you're serious about making a plan to ensure this is the best year you have ever lived,
DM me right now.
Thank you.
*BOOM* Guys, the fucking glasses here. What's happening? Tristan? This isn't me. Don't fucking look at me.
You called the emergency meeting. No, Andrew called the emergency meeting. Alright, that's...
What are you doing? Mandatory booze. It's 9:45. Mandatory. It's 9:45. We literally just woke up. You can't start your morning with a bit of booze.
Well I can, but this should be my... why is this your idea? What's happened? Because I watched a documentary yesterday about a guy.
who was in the drug gang.
for 10 years. His brother was killed
Four of his friends were killed.
And when you got out of it all, you had three million.
we have free money and all we do is sit around during emergency meetings and no one's dead and no one's dead so we need some that is good cheers
That's a good cheers to that. There's people out there dying for the kind of money we have.
And we just do endless. We just have it. We just have it.
Cheers.
So it's a new year?
I've done the numbers from last year, and we made over $5 million.
Yeah. During a pandemic, we made over $5 million. Yes. And we traveled around Europe in supercars and stayed in the most expensive hotels and presidential suites and champagne and caviar and bought new supercars and flew and drove private jets.
It's expensive. How much? How much is it going? 358 ,000 euros. Boom.
Don't chase me. Don't want to like possible. Nobody likes us. We don't care. We don't care.
And now, at the end of the year,
We have basically none of that money left. We've spent it all...
Every single day, boozing, driving fast cars, crashing, not crashing, we left cars in Germany, abandoning supercars, sitting here having emergency meetings, drinking $5,000 bottles of fucking booze, the most expensive cigars in the world, just spent every single penny, $5 million is like someone's net worth, and we've blown it all, it's all gone. We haven't done any epic adventures, we haven't been to the Great Wall of China, nothing. We just boozed and drove.
All of the money away. It's all gone.
Yeah.
It's a dream, isn't it? Yeah, money's trash. Exactly. We have to get rid of it as fast as humanly possible. It's garbage.
What else would you do?
Put it in a bank account. Save it.
Why would anyone put ice cubes in a safe? Where either the greatest people in the world were idiots. George Best said it best. George Best said, "I spent half my money on alcohol, gambling, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
- I was completely right about that. - And now we're drinking whiskey in the morning. - Yes. - It's 10:00 AM. - You started this. - You did start this. - We finished the Black Label and we're drinking
Jack Daniels. So we go.
Shit, so this is what it feels like to be broke. Jack Daniels only.
Spent it all. Oh Jesus. Jesus. Why are we having four of these in the morning? Bitcoin's at 35,000.
- It is nice. - To be fair. - We're rich again. - To be fair. - We've spent all the money, and we're rich again. - In the past 24 hours, crypto-wise,
I'm up.
about 140,000 bucks.
Let me tell you a secret.
Takeoff financials gonna last for about three years till we run out of money. So let's make it a good series.
But this year, we have to make sure we do something more adventurous than just booze and supercross.
Oh, you want to do it?
Take trains. Yeah.
Sip coffee. Yes. Super Carson Boots.
Alright, then this year we have to do more supercars.
and more boos than last year. Oh, I'm down.
What about the trains and coffee? No trains, no coffee. Nobody likes us. Shit. Nobody.
*clap*
Thank you.
it's underneath we're broken i must hit a rock or something wheels had to be realigned blah blah blah but she's back boom
and I'm slowly getting all my cars back on the drive. All this time I've had all these cars, I've never had all my cars on the drive at once. Always something's getting fixed, something's getting repaired. But it's December, I can't drive them, so I'm gonna fix them all. So when the summer comes, it's ready to rock and roll. Every single one's gonna be in pristine condition. Well-oiled machines, M5 competition.
Not a normal M5 competition. I bought M5 competition. I got 100 grand and threw it at it. That's 900 horsepower.
720s is back mclaren i got the 765 lt on the way i didn't even sell the 720 i'll keep the 720.
Porsche 911 992 sent to Germany TechArt.
Body care on it for power kit on it. If I knew exhaust for five eight now, you both that fluke some fucking life
V12, Aston Martin Vanquish Us Ultimate, only 175 in the world. I'm a G.
- Cheese!
Why do you guys insist on this? You guys know I'm super sick. But, booze! No, yesterday I literally lived in a haze. Luke!
You want to be the third tape brother. Let me tell you something like the tape brothers used to function. Me and Andrew would agree, or disagree. You want to booze, I don't want to booze. We fucking dice.
And Dice, the winner, has to do the moves.
or has to go drink the booze. How about this? You need to drink one glass of booze,
Or you can take the ultimate risk and gamble it, and you can dice. If you win, it's no booze. But if Tristan wins, it's unlimited booze.
One glass.
Easy. Not worth it.
Nope, not worth it. Not worth it. Not worth it. Not worth it.
The only real risk- He failed to turn out the terms of his agreement. The only real risk is not Hovran. That's the real risk. Hey look, you should have thought closely about your Ts and Ts. Do you want to run that risk?
I'm currently being super fam- All the lyrics! I'm being tricked! You're all boozy! I'm being tricked to the max- One flash! Did- what- sorry, and I repeat, I would rather have-
One glass. End quote. Luke Lelius. 2020. Someone said in the comment section that we have too many emergency meetings.
No, impossible. But they don't realize that's how we make all our money. That is. They don't realize. We don't make money. We don't realize that we have too many emergencies.
Yeah!
All right, cheers.
One glass of booze, come on.
You said it.
Are you made of booze? I think he's made of booze.
I think he is made of boobs.