0:29.32It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. We both said it's a bad idea, yeah?

0:43.58I'm just planning, just planning.

0:43.58So where are we going? We went, we drunk on the plane to Dubai and we got really, really drunk. And then we went out in Dubai and got really, really drunk.

0:50.53and we stayed up all night drinking.

0:52.98and after

0:54.5641 minutes sleep.

0:56.37I'm going to drive the fastest production car in the world, the Gage Hero.

1:00.85Why I drunk so much, I don't know. Who were those girls, I don't know. Why can I not just enjoy the car without feeling like trash, I don't know.

1:11.61Welcome to the real world, Luke. Where are we?

1:15.74How's this real? Why am I here?

1:18.12I just don't like this, okay? I'm from the streets. I'm not with the guy. I know. I'm not with the guy. I'm a G like that.

1:23.67I deserve it. I've worked hard.

1:26.00- Yeah, you're--

1:27.54Thanks.

1:55.50Have fun

2:08.58- How'd I get a baguette?

2:09.92Five years ago, I was broke. Now I'm broke again, 'cause I bought a baguette. - Nice. Different type of broke. - Different kind of broke. Broke with a baguette is different than broke without a car.

3:00.28It's pretty quick surprisingly

3:30.28*Sigh*

3:30.28- Oh, they're not back in England. - No, exactly. Crazy.

3:35.00- This, karma has to take off.

3:39.96- Launch control. - Yep. Press off.

3:52.08- Imagine a man who owns a casino.

4:00.30intimidated by the man who owns a casino. What kind of friends does he have to own a casino? Now imagine a man who owns 15 casinos. And imagine said man was a retired four-time kickboxing world champion. Good shot there from Tate! I told you this kid is dangerous! He got in the ring last month after smoking cigars kicked the fuck out of someone for fun. Imagine said man had 10 million dollars worth of cars. 16 supercars. Imagine this man's living in Romania. A mafia-infested country. He just rolls up.

4:30.30what he wants, no one fucking talks to him. No one touches him. Big G. Imagine this man is going to teach you how the world works. Are you ignorant enough to sit there and think that this individual doesn't know something about life that you don't know? Imagine this man was a certified pimp, had over 75 women make him $10 million online. Imagine you knew a man with beautiful women in

5:00.30on the blockchain. And imagine this man said, look, I know something about the world you don't know. Are you stupid enough to not listen to said individual? If when I was broke, I met a casino-owning pimp, world champion kickboxer, who's affiliated up to the highest possible level. I'm talking about 10 passports. Political friends. Political. Fuck the mafia shit. There's a real mafia or the politics anyway.

5:30.30I'm gonna teach you about life. I'm gonna allow you to join my network. I'm gonna give you the blueprint to absolute freedom. You know what I would do? I'd fucking listen. If Mike Tyson tries to teach you how to throw a punch, you pay attention. Do not DM me any more stupid fucking questions. If you're serious about your life and you're serious about learning from me, you just DM me, I want to learn. That's it.

6:05.92you

6:06.69you

6:10.04I look like a rich Arab. I look like an Arab. You do a bit. I'm a gold watch. You do a bit. I'm gonna get my sheesh on.

6:21.40So you're Arab now. Arab tape. I drive a Bugatti. Shake tape. I'm in Dubai. Why am I here? Shake tape. I can see why they wear it. I feel rich. Yeah, but we are a bit rich. I'm in Dubai. I drove a Bugatti all day. Fucking cool chillin by sheesh.

6:38.58I'm a big gold watch. Only problem is I'm too muscley. Too fucking... Yeah. Too... You're not strong like... Powerful. Yeah, I need to get fat, weak, and then I can be an arrow. And I've got oil money because I'm slick. I'm gonna wait a fucking bitch. Something something rich. Leave your man in a ditch. New Instagram rhymes coming up. Coming soon.

7:11.20So, I have a question for you. There's a restaurant that's supposed to be the best restaurant to buy. Okay. If you get a table tonight, it's fully, fully, fully good. I know somebody who knows somebody I get a table, but it's going to cost minimum 10 G's. Do we need a $10 ,000 dinner? No, we don't. But I have royal money.

7:35.20You do drive a Bugatti. I do drive a Bugatti. So what's 10 G's? What's 10 grand?

7:39.62That is true. I lose more than not running for the bus. So basically we ain't got a choice. We need to have a 10 grand dinner. You're going to enjoy it because you like it fucking enough.

7:51.46That's people's wages. How many hours is that? Minimum wage. I think that's a year. Minimum. Since when I ever does anything to the minimum rate. What's minimum? All I know is maximum. I don't know minimum. Maximum dinner. I don't know what the minimum spend on my car is.

8:08.58the maximum amount of my car. Because I've tried to breach the maximum and I've never tried to breach the minimum. I'm a maximum kind of guy. 10 grand plus boobs. $20,000 a night. Shake take. Andrew, why are we at such an expensive place?

8:57.16Andrew, why are we here? Why do we do these things?

9:27.22*music*

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10:23.53No one!

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11:09.53Nobody like us!

11:09.53More moments later. It's a good idea. It's not. It's the best idea I've ever seen. What a good idea! It's a bad idea. I'm not kidding. It's a bad idea.

11:18.59We both said it's a bad idea, yeah? Yeah.

11:51.01Why is this happening? Anyway, it's recording. It's on, it's now known that we set the radio. Do it!

12:21.01*Sigh*

12:21.03you

12:23.47That is the Rolex that leads downstairs to the place that we came into. You've been saying this for three days.

12:29.88It hasn't been three years ago. It has. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here. You've been saying this for three days. And how long have we been in this mall?

12:36.66Three days.

12:38.28*Mario's Outro*