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Good shot there, Fritzschild!
Thank you.
So what are we ordering to eat? Japanese? You told me to order Japanese?
I also remember you saying it was a surprise. It was a surprise of us.
Maybe I'm surprising you, we'd love to go to Japanese food. How much Peking duck should I have ordered?
Andrew, there's Peking duck with spring rolls, the one we had last time. How much should I have learned?
There is no universe where you're actually ordering Japanese food. I'm ordering Japanese food. Japanese food is very nice, and it'd be very nice of you to do this. Yes. And that is not your style. Believe me, it's not my style to be nice. No. I'm one of the nicest men in the universe. It's not your style. It is. You're going to surprise us.
With something horrible. Like McDonald's. I would never do something. Yes you would. Yes you would. I've ordered luxurious Japanese food.
from the restaurant you've never asked me if i wanted that nice rice with soy sauce or whatever you said ever before when you've ordered japanese food so i know pineapples with rice and shrimps i do and they're like those they're very good and i do like them i'll keep that in mind i kept that in
I know you did.
I did.
Because you kept it in mind while you were placing McDonald's orders. I was not placing McDonald's orders.
You probably were. I absolutely was not. I would never do such a thing. You would?
Listen, I need a cuisine. McDonald's is American real estate.
I'm a man of the world.
I like exotic cuisines.
Did you order Japanese food, yes or no?
I did order Japanese food.
Thank you.
So the food is here. It is. Yeah. George R. is going to go get it.
No. So this is the moment of truth.
Yes, I'll see you soon.
Thank you.
It's not my gun.
It's KFC then.
Nope.
I like exotic cuisines like Japanese cuisine.
I like Japanese food because it's not Japanese food. No, I mean I like Japanese food because it is an exotic food.
I'm depressed.
Andrew, why do we do this to ourselves?
or KFC or whatever. Some bullshit.
The normal ones.
Okay, you did the bullshit. You don't have to be.
No, I'm hungry, I'll eat it. I'll eat the bullshit.
It's wonderful.
It may be the best food in the world.
Is it?
Where are Japanese needed from?
Japan? Japan? Japanese people, as we all know, are from Mexico.
What do you mean Mexico? I'm a hot dog.
Two big backs.
I'll talk a little.
for extra power.
I knew it. Don't be a hater. I knew it.
Thank you.
I knew it. I knew it.
I know it. You know, it's wonderful.
What's your program?
Exactly. I just didn't know the level of bullshit would be. But instead it's just too much Taco Bell. Oh, too much, yeah? So fully loaded nachos are a problem for you. Maybe I'm happy. Maybe Taco Bell's what we deserve.
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I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Last meal.
So I'm chilling, about to have some pizza.
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Where are we? Castle. Why? There's not a real castle. Luke. It was clearly built last week. Luke.
You need to go to the store.
Buy some butter.
Shit.
Put it in a pot.
Mix it up.
Bye.
That's what you need to do.
- You do.
Isn't that what Luke needs to do?
I mean, he does.
When was the last time you did that?
I haven't done that in a long, long time. It's true. There you go. It's my exact point. It's all icy. Why do we drive to the mountains? Go? Yeah, we did drive to the mountains. There's a bunch of supercars in the ice.
Okay.
And now, the only next logical step
It's for you to go to the store,
Buy some butter.
put it in a pot
and mix it up.
Doesn't make sense.
I want you.
What usually happens here? It looks like a bull.
Usually in the summer, this is full of water and all this is a big club and there's fucking...
girls everywhere, but it's Corona and it's
minus one in the icy mountains and there's no fun at all.
So there's absolutely no reason for us to go inside to that empty bar and start doing shots of vodka. That'd be fucking stupid, wouldn't it? That'd be fucking dumb. Luke would hate that, especially. Luke would hate that. In ourselves, just drink your vodka for now. Alone.
We'd be like, no sex. - That'd be fucking stupid. - Let's just go home.
- Nurok! - Nurok!
Thank you.
- Oh.
Welcome to Big School Luke.
Where's Ukes?
was in Elephant's
I live in elephant world and space. He's afraid to escape and
turtle or something.
Turtle realm's horrible too. It's all horrible. Yeah, but Turtle realm ends. Elephant space is forever. My mind. Do you have any phones to me? No. We're in the mountains. So?
We're in.
Dark territory.
Okay.
The power!
Who doesn't know shit, does he?
So we're here at the castle in the middle of the villages and Luke refuses to have a single drink. I am dying. He's dying because we had four Heneses.
I think I might be the best cameraman in the world.
You might be.
There we go. It's a magic trick.
Now you see it. Now you're on. Now you're fucking dope. Come on look. You can't have a cigar until you finish your boots. You do want a cigar. No. No really.
It's good.
Luke you need to go to the store and
buy some butter.
Put it in a paw.
and mix it up.
- Ow.
- Drink your booze. - No, the cigar gives me power. - It doesn't, to not booze.
Now I've got burning ash all over my $13,000 coat.
Nice. Drink more booze.
Nope, can't do it. I'm watered. Andrew, your cousin is a baby. I'm actually dying. People who take on vigil don't understand. Why do we let him hang out with us? Everyone troll him in the comments.
He's refusing to have a single drink.
Trollist. What are we doing? We're at Manele recording studio. Secret party.
So Luke, you won't have one drink with your cousin.
Just the one.
Just the one. Just the one. Just the one. Just the one. What did he tell you about the gloves?
- I hate whiskey. - I hate whiskey. - Whiskey's ass. - Whiskey is ass. - Wah!
- Instead of drinking that whiskey, you should go to the store, buy some butter, put it in a pot, and mix it up.
Woo! Ah! Woo! Woo! Hold on. No, no, no, I can't do that to you anymore. I know. Welcome to big school, Loon. This is Romania. Yehudsun Rumun.
*Muchas singing*
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- A party last night called to do it.
We went to the park and broke all the COVID restrictions. No one was wearing masks.
small room.
But all over the news, controversial Tate Brothers,
are having a party in the pandemic. And now everyone's messaging.
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From footsteps to a whole nother domain. Oh no rules, oh no rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules. These rules are not about safety. It's 99.9% chance of survival, my friend. You think these rules are about safety? You're all over the news and they're threatening to find you or arrest you.
So I, Antenna Stars just called me and said, aren't you worried about COVID?
but I'm more worried about the Palencon.
99% chance of surviving COVID. To be fair, 50% chance of surviving Malenka.