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Good shot, Ackerman T!
Thank you.
My super expensive cigar.
I've loads of cigars in there, about 100 pounds each.
and one of the other cost me 600 pounds.
And Andrew who can't tell the difference.
decided to smoke, and it's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same. I smoked it, but it's exactly... No, you like smoke.
- Thank you.
Clearly you like smut. He's challenged him to a final.
I mean, if you want some smoke, some top-quality smoke, I've got plenty. Don't get to steal from me, you could just fucking ask. Chris is talented to his strength.
Now we're interested in how to have a straightener over a cigar.
Why'd you smoke it?
Because you like smoke. It was very expensive.
So now I'm getting ready to fight on Russell. I was drawing my spot to go. But I can't say no to a straight.
Exactly. You like smoking.
I put some smoke to you right here. Come on, let me see.
.
Thank you.
*Drums*
*BOOM*
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Okay.
*sad*
Give me a pep.
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*BOOM*
So Andrew, Tristan just put us on this bus. Yeah, it's the surprise bus. There are a lot of whoopies. There are a lot of whoopies. Whoopies on the bus.
Can't be that bad.
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Oh no rules, oh no rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules. These rules are not about safety. What happened is I went to a party and the virus is bullshit and I do what I want and nobody can control me. I have a 99.9% chance of surviving Corona. This is not a good enough reason for me to stay in my house and hide. So I do whatever I want. That's what happened.
some rules about parking and this kind of stuff. Oh no rules, oh no rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
These rules are not about safety. It's 99.9% chance of survival, my friend. You think these rules are about safety? No. These rules are about controlling people. I'm more likely to die in a car crash than I am of Corona. I'm more likely to die of palinka that I drank last night than I am of Corona. It's bullshit.
It's nothing to do with safety. It's doing with controlling people. They want everyone scared and they tell everyone to be afraid, stay in their houses. And it's bullshit. I will not listen to the rules.
Put me in jail.
I will not listen. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. I do what I want.
*music*
Bye.
- Surprise party, Tristan's imagination. - Yep.
It feels Christmas. It feels super Christmas.
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*Piano music *
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I
I've never seen such a thing. And I'm a woman, I'm a woman. Every time I'm open and I'm a woman. What do you do? I'm a woman, I'm a woman.
I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman. I'm a woman, I'm a woman.
I'm a woman, I'm a woman.
*MUH*
What does the name mean?
And my watch. And there's a man locked in a room. There's a man locked in a room. We found the key now. None of this makes sense. We found the key for the man locked in the room. This is the aftermath of the party, which we recorded not enough of. I can't find my phone.
and I can't find my watch. I never take my watch off.
So if I can't find my watch, I have to buy another one.
Shit. I mean it was like 30 grand or something. So it got beyond fun. Where's my watch Georgiana? Georgiana. My watch on my phone. Why are their shoes just outside the room? Freeing the prisoner. You're free. You're free. We freed you.
How did you get locked in here? I don't know. Where's my phone?
22,000. So I made about 50 grand yesterday. I was really drunk. I didn't really check my phone. I checked this morning. I'm on track to make another 10 or 15 grand today. So the money's keeping me sane. Otherwise, I'd be really depressed. Yeah, close to killing yourself. I can tell. I see the depression. Get ready to cave in.
Thank you.
Tristan.
You'll notice no one else has clothes on. You're out of my coat. You have shoes on.
you
- My coat. - I smoke cigars. - Yeah, who smokes a cigar in this sauna? - Who doesn't? - Clear my lungs.
Mmm. Mmm.
Sauna Cigar Aikido? Yes. Sauna Cigar Aikido. I've never been on the fight. I need my coat. Coming back.
Nice glass.
That's all booze. What's wrong with this man? He's gonna be sharp. Serena!
He calls out some girls name as he leaves.
Who is this interesting man? Who comes in? Come on. Have moves please. It's gonna be close. I don't think you're gonna be sure because it's close. Ruby, close the door, close the door. It's okay.
Oh, see. - Hey, Ruben, get a picture, get a picture. Ready? Ready? Three, two, one.
- So Tristan actually came back with this coat.
I'm depressed.
Luke, man's not hot for us, it's my birthday. Tristan's man's not hot. He is not hot. I tell him man's not hot. Luke, you look hot. He's never hot. Babe said take off your jacket.
The girl told me take off your jacket, I said babies man's not hot.
So baby, nice and cold.
Exactly exactly this girl knows man's not hard. How's he not hard? Perspiration ting. Perspiration ting. Link's effect. Link's effect.
I'm going to get a little bit of a drink.
Thank you.
Why does Tristan do these things?
Why?
We need to make sure he's never connecting to the speakers, ever.
Fuckin' roll! Tristan, we were ha-- Beer, drink it. What do you mean? Drink the beer or it's hands.
Why can't we just get gas like normal people?
Yes!
Sorry, Andrew, sorry. What'd you do? Andrew, I'm sorry. Andrew, bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
Drissan, no one knows what you're talking about. Sure you don't. I just told Georgiana to tell every single girl on the massive bus that there's a party at my house the moment it arrives at my house.
fucking Manelli and start pouring the booze and you're drinking with me Luke you fucking faggot. Tristan it's been non-stop for two days. Luke this when you dance with the devil you wait for the music to stop. The music has stopped. The music has never stopped. It never stops. There is no off ramp to this. Welcome to big school Luke. Where's my beer?
Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. I'm sorry. Andrew. Happy birthday. I'm sorry. He's sorry. I'm sorry. Andrew, he's really sorry. I'm sorry. Happy birthday. I'm sorry.