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Wait a minute wait wait a minute!
This is not what we've never come to.
So this is us when the business is over.
- Correct.
It's very rare
feel safe.
*Sigh*
This is me, emergency meeting.
Is this our new... It's our mode of speed for today. Call the Kalinka, don't worry. Soldier Ferrari.
No. One horsepower. So now I'm at one horsepower. Emergency meeting, Luke. Emergency meeting. I miss our old spot. No. It was warm. Oh, we had a bar and scotch. And you guys only allowed me to have one glove on. Yeah? I had to inverse it so I could use my right hand. Exactly. Tristan has the good glove. Yeah, sir? I'm...
One glove. Are you going to even explain to take off a natural why you're only allowed to wear one glove? No, no, no, you're only allowed to wear one. That's it. Just the one. I'm not explaining myself. It is true, just the one. They probably heard that before. I got the booze. The air with booze.
Thank you.
It's never just the one. It is just the one. It never is. It might be. Sometimes it is, but other times it's not. It's just the one with the things that you want two of, like gloves. And it's always multiple with the things you want just the one of, like- Like booze. Nice.
Look, listen, so what's the word to say? You
are in a time, space, hyperloop paradox. I've escaped the first one. No, you didn't. I did. No, you're about to wake up in the chair in about an hour. Oh, fuck.
Unless you finish a significant amount of booze.
So this is the way out. It's the only way out. It's the only way out. It's an escape. Look at Vlad. There's space here. Do you know what you're going to do with me? I'm going to do it. Hey. What's up? Surprise? Surprise.
What's his name? Tipti.
Of course, madam. These are massive cups, so I'm not going to fill them all away. No, no, that's fine. So Tristan's becoming a village, man. Yeah. I'll make sure our driver's nice and drunk. We're safe. If you want to bring a pedrata, the police will be... Nice. For people at home who do not know, this is pure gasoline. Imagine going to your car.
Instead of putting gasoline in the pump, you put it in a nice cup. And then you take it in a second and sip it. Alright. Take your shake again.
Beautiful.
Thank you. This is good. Yeah, please. Natural sparkling water. Natural sparkling water.
So it's not a big famose. I thought they put air in all of it. That's because you're American.
I didn't know this existed as a thing. You didn't know about the mineral water was natural and sparkling? No. Why would it be? I've done that for like...
12 years. But why? And Blase tried to tell me. Explain me some science. Tristan, I need some science. Because there's carbon dioxide in it. Why? Because there is. Why is there zinc in it? Why is there magnesium in it? Because it's around metals. You can stop by the side of the road and get natural sparkling water from the spring. In Romania. If you have a horse camera, would you take that? I don't think a rainbow would go up here. It wouldn't.
But also, ATVs would. Would if I drove.
It's true. It probably would if Andrew drove.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's just not fun. It's all sleep. Andrew, where are we?
Thank you.
Why are we here?
We're stuck in a time warp.
Is booze the only way out? I'm not sure what the way out is. For 3,000 years, we've lived the same day on repeat.
I've been trying the booze.
as it works.
Thank you.
Hasn't worked yet. Maybe anymore. I don't know.
There are worse places to be time to work in, though.
There are.
That would be ass.
- If you just have a lighter one, like this. - That's all the gas. - All the gas waiting for that. - Sit down, sit down. - What gases is it? Do we have the lighter? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but the gas gets removed.
What gases is it?
The most important thing is that the water is here in the surface.
Yes, so the gas of emofet is a post-durcanic activity.
- Yeah, first of all. - So someone saw this bubbling and just built a little house on top of it. So I come to the house, it smells like farms. - Yeah. - So there's mainly sulfur, as you can sense, bro. - Yeah, yeah. - There's a couple other minerals.
Sit down please.
- Tell me what you feel after you start.
uh...
for a few minutes.
This is weird
Thank you.
Let me take a snack.
Thank you.
I just wanna don't... I don't wanna... - I don't wanna...
I don't want to stay in the light. So you feel it's a little bit warmer.
It's gas from the earth so it's warmer. It's carbon dioxide, sulfur, couple other minerals. Once you inhale them, they're good for your body. You can't inhale them.
You can get dizzy if you're too low to it. And the feeling is, they say if you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling to your testimony.
Wait a minute wait wait a minute. Oh wait first of all you're not gonna speed past that like you didn't just say what you just said
So if you want, you can stay as long as you want until you get that feeling.
No? You can get that feeling any day of the week. There's other ways to achieve that. Many ways.
It's about 2 minutes to stay in the house
and the next one is the second one
Thank you.
yep there it goes no i'm telling you i put my i put my face low put your face low see it's hard it's hard it's hard bro it's very hard i'm telling you i didn't just filming just thinking oh you made it under it's hard like crack yeah i told you
hit super hard at that level. You could scoop it up. Carbon dioxide. Yes you can. Yes you can. That was actually me. Sorry. Ah it hits my eyes.
*laughs*
Have some poison. This is where A-Qido is useful.
Okay, now we lock you guys out.
No, I put my face down thinking I'll breathe something a little bit.
Hey, you survived. Yeah.
Thank you.
Where are we? Nothing makes sense. Come on.
Sojour, these are better french fries. Oh, you knew about them. Huh, okay. I knew about them. They're french fries, but better. Yeah, big fleshy. Everyone, you should have this. You, you're in America. You've never had this before, I guarantee you. This is french fries done better.
This can't be this can't be that big this it's too good.
He didn't you didn't at all but shit. Yeah, I'd kill him too. Stabby Sab.
- You want me to fight tomorrow?
I guess I'm doing it on an hour.
Somebody had to go.
their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
So,
I'm going to fight tomorrow. I think I need some whiskey and cigars now to power me through the fight.
What do you think, man?
It's textbook. No, that's not textbook. That's training. What do you mean? What do you know?