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*gunshot* Where's he? Look.
We need pancakes.
That's the worst emergency media ever.
This is actually a castle.
No, this is a very nice house. Castle House. If you put the spaghetti...
you've got the ultimate power.
Do you know what this is? Don't talk. I do. It's something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido. Castle House Aikido. Never been done before.
No, we'll wait at the front.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Our house is nice.
and it's a million dollars.
where millionaires do live.
This is a millionaire's house. Yeah, but do I have enough bitches to fill this house?
- Easy bro.
I think this house has 34 rooms up.
This gate is a little narrow.
I was thinking the same thing, especially with that little device. With these sensors here, open, open...
I don't know what cars will fit here, but you have to widen that gap. Yeah, you have to knock it back here. Where? I'm not scratching my car. Of course. It's not worth it. Even the headache of having to be careful every time. That is wide enough.
That is a big deal. I have to widen the gate. I'm on it, man.
- No.
This is affecting the millionaire's house, you know why?
because in 1904 whoever was living here was kept in romanian money bags he was wasn't he yeah it's not you you were past life you weren't living here in 1904 past life it's true does you know about reincarnation you have to have a gardener and all the flowers yeah rose garden
No more than a little sport.
- Uh, uh,
So, can you hear me,
get in the first place where he's
- Yes.
And who said he?
- For number C.
- It comes with a glass, maybe, in pizza.
Okay.
And this is a common practice
Because this is a big category one.
Always with me.
Servant entrance. Nice.
.
Thank you.
- Serpent stairs. - Yeah, serpent stairs. - And this would be
This would be the office of power. This would be the office of power.
because of the office.
can come in office and in the room.
- Yes.
That's a good example.
This other shape. You're going to see a few of them amazing. The ears are a little hard building. There used to be a grok villa there.
sometimes destroy you. - You can go to the right, there is.
This must be the place
- You're parking moved, eh? - Yeah. - You moved it. - Yeah.
- You're parking. - Yeah. - You're parking. - Yeah. - What's that look up for this? - Yeah.
- What's that look up for this? - Yeah. - What's that look up for this? - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I hope it's not too much golf for you. Never enough golf. I really like it. I always ask you. It's really golf.
Yeah.
- Okay.
Yeah.
Very nice.
They work a lot for this experience. - Two years. It's beautiful.
And there's no possibility
for furniture to come in. The houses have no furniture they had inside before, they wanted to get rid of it,
I'm kind of looking for a house I ought to do anything.
Amen.
I think we can provide some
Some designers can run a lot of
You won't design right here.
Yeah.
So, uh...
Yes, they are selling like this.
Is it unturnished?
Four.
Dojo's gonna buy a castle.
It is a hit. It's something like us. It's big deal with a 24-carat gold leaf.
Yeah, it's called
Goal.
Do I need a gold house? Gold hole, Tristan, I'm moving. Fuck. A true millionaire. I'm a true millionaire.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Police sounds*
- Thank you.
This is perfect.
Nice. - I saw one of the gazebos, loomies.
- Blue man.
gold
Gold Pool man. Yeah, change the title for Golden Pool.
tiles.
- How are you?
-
And you'd have to have nice-- you wouldn't have to decorate it differently, just really cool furniture that would suit a cigar.
Built humidor. Oh, so that bit up there would be the cigar.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Need a place for emergency meetings.
We play smoke and drink.
What do we do? That is not a game. Smoke and drink is not a game. We're all getting very good at it.
smoke and drenching it.
I like cumin.
You just put 40 bottles of lunch in the garage and the house.
Why would you order those if that wasn't true?
*BANG* Emergency. Look, we need pancakes. We don't.
That's the worst emergency meeting ever.
We need pancakes. Can we at least go eat steak? No. I found a place that will... I don't care what you found. I found a place that sells good pancakes, and we can go right now. I don't want pancakes. We have millions of dollars. Nothing's stopping us. There's nothing stopping us walking in, sitting down, having pancakes. There's nothing stopping us doing anything. I like pancakes.
Pancakes.
Or I can get some girl to come and cook me eggs and bacon. And eat eggs and bacon.
and black coffee. Do they have eggs and bacons at the pancake place?
I don't want... So, do you want to go, yes or no? No. What riders would know?
Go. He got him. You said no, didn't you? You said no, which means go. Yeah, go.
Woo!
Tristan, I'm very excited for pancakes. Pancakes are very good.
You have to come.
Roll as a team. I don't have to go. I'm a full grown man. Pancakes.
I'm excited.
Didn't even get pancakes. I don't want them. I'm living in a dream. So you tell me you don't want pancakes. No. You tell me these don't look good. It's time to wake up and face the real world. What are you talking about? You're living in a fucking dream. He is, isn't he? He's inside the matrix. He's refusing to wake up and see what's currently in part of his eyes. Pass me some.
How it makes you feel, that's what it means. Exactly. It does make me feel pretty bad. I did want salt.
No, Tristan, maybe you can ask me. I can pass. I can reach it. You can reach it.
Tristan, I can reach the salt. I mean, you don't have to get up. I'll have to move it again.
Why? Why one? Tristan said we didn't have enough booze, so I ordered the biggest bottle of vodka. I said give me the biggest one. Whatever it is. Biggest. If I'm big enough I'll get two. They come with 12 weird.
You wouldn't eat your fucking pancakes. And you will pay the ultimate price.
That is, that did happen. Oh, Tricky with a bunch of girls is punishment to me. This is punishment. Why did I become a millionaire if you won't eat your fucking pancakes? Yeah, keep smoking that Cuban. You're gonna regret this. We're gonna regret this. We're gonna regret it. I won't. Get him with whoopies and boos. Whoopies and boos. He's not, two things, two things he's not used to. His weakness. His weakness. His kryptonite. What? The whoopies and boos. Okay.
I forgot your name, babe But I'ma take you home tonight and if it's all the same, babe I promise I'ma do you right, this party's off the chain, babe I swear that I remember your face but I forgot your name, babe Sorry baby I forgot your name What's your name baby? You need to come near The club's a little loud So it's hard to hear A drink or half a beer Well let's make it fast I ain't buying champagne 'til I seen that ass I need to know your name
But it's all the same. Too many years I done played in this fucking game. I had a lot of love way before the fame. I don't feel drained. Every day I make it rain. Baby, baby, give me the first and last. I'm going to burn the whole club down. You and me is fucking pancakes. Tristan!
So they've caught us. Police are not serving. We have the party silently. You think that's because the police are here? We have the party silently.
Fine. I know enough Romanian. I talked to them. I said, "Poolah." Police.
I know, but if you just tell them, "Poolah." I think "Poolah." I hear that.
them, they'll stop. I
think the uh, he's not drinking police are here. Oh, the Luke's not drinking. Yeah, they're here to get Luke's. Because Luke's not drinking enough booze, the police have come. That's what's happening. There's one answer, Luke. I'm sorry, guys. There's only one answer. Don't ruin the bar, eh? They closed the shutter here. Shit. The fucking booze police. The booze police. Have they catch me? They caught you. Did we guys tell them? Did you guys tell them? Who told them? They knew. They watched take off the show.
They watch it in the future. And they travel back in time. Cause you don't drink. Bye.
26 hours of flying and Luke's saying oh the Talos is scared to keep drinking because he has 26 more hours in the sky. Luke's challenged you to a booze straightener. I've never lost a challenge yet. I haven't challenged you at all.