Transcript
So why are you in my car? Because I broke it again. Luke broke his Ferrari again.
*Squeak*
Now we're talking! They're back. So Tristan, Andrew, we're in the rebellion. We're in the rebellion and it's kicked off and the police came into the restaurant because everyone was having too much fun. Way too much fun. And then we started rebelling.
And now the police are back. They're back. It comes round two.
- I would hate it.
and we just got off again.
So we'll see who wins.
So, there's three of us driving. Tiaş. Wait, weren't you in your Ferrari? I was in my Ferrari. So why are you in my car? Because I broke it again. Luke broke his Ferrari again. Again. So I've had to organize a truck to go pick up your Ferrari. And now we're continuing to Tiaş. Yes.
many other supercars on a truck to give to you maybe i would appreciate it driving super fun do i give you one of my other supercars i mean i do have a bunch of them you do have a bunch of them that is true dice for supercar dice for supercars if you win i'll put another one on truck and bring it to you you lose no car shit dice for supercar supercar dice no one realizes
Yeah, because they break and shit. They do. You need loads. Yeah, you need loads. You can't have one supercar like a peasant. Anyone watching this with one supercar, you do not drive enough or as good as you should. Exactly. That's the only reason you're okay. That's right. With your one, oh, I have one supercar, that's enough. Yeah, yeah, right. If you drove all the time and you drove it hard, you'd need more. You need more. You need all of them. Exactly.
You know what? You suck!
you
Luke has no Ferrari. I have no Ferrari. Fuck yeah!
It does look good.
Does that? It is? It does. How many supercars are outside the hotel right now?
At the Grand Hotel in Tsibishwara, how many supercars are outside?
Two.
Why are there two? But three left the house. Yeah, I swear. I was driving to make the house.
And I sold the McLaren and I was with another Ferrari. There's two Ferraris. I remember thinking I have to fight two Ferraris in my McLaren. But what happened? I don't know. I'm confused.
I think the driver is a fucking geek and broke it somehow. I don't want to talk to you guys. Why doesn't no war in the fridge? Why don't you break the Ferrari?
War.
Who needs water?
I've drank all of Tristan's water. I'm Jesus.
Luke, drunk, hold of water. That's not Ferrari. I'm Jesus. So what did Jesus do?
Well, you do, Luke. What did Jesus do? He drew water in the wine.
Why are you guys...
That can't be good. Now we're talking. Crack me up, it can't be good. Lou.
Drinking is classy. I'm gonna be a classy guy. Look what Luke's drinking.
Water.
why are they calling Jesus Christ
Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
Is this vodka? Why do they call me Jesus Christ?
He turned water into wine.
What with the real world?
- Ahhhh - Okay. - Ahhhh - Delicious.
Vodka's ass.
Cool white wine ain't that fine. Cool white wine ain't that fine.
Finlandia.
Nice can of beer.
Wish you weren't here.
If we ain't hitting our targets, we're hitting the ball.
AHHHHH!
Thank you.
Open the big square, Luke.
What are we doing?
It's hot wine. So why did you want wine? You guys are a weed mom. Why did you stop from wine? No, that's not actually what happened. Let me tell you what happened. This was water until I walked past. That's a true story. I saw it, and then it became wine. And then it became hot. Then it became hot because I'm hot. That's why I stopped here. I want some water. So I can turn water into wine like Jesus.
Yeah, I know. That's what happened. That's exactly what's happened. No, what happened is that I made this thing. Oh, to the witch. The witch did it. There was a jackpot.
Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, my friend. I speak English. Yes, I speak English. Only. No people? No, I'm not from nothing. Yeah, you're not doing that. So what's happened?
Thank you.
I have changed my name.
to Duvant, Ma.
That's my name now. You've ordered wine. Wine man. Yeah. I turned into wine in the hotel. We already have a bunch of wine. We have loads of wine. Why is today wine man? This wine is like three legs.
So we can drink loads. The bottle I just bought is 1,900, like. How much is that? 500 euro. How many of these wines is that? Look.
You bought a bottle.
500 euro one.
No, no, no. You turn water into wine. Why does I turn cash into wine?
And I've just transformed more cash into wine than you've done. Why would you buy 500 euro wine? Why? We don't like wine. No one likes wine. No. We don't like wine. I super like wine. You don't. I do. That's a lie. Everyone who knows me knows I love wine. That's a lie. I'm a big wine guy. He's lying. He is lying. He's lying again.
I am not lying. Jesus just said your lying. I love you. I saw him turn water into wine. I turned water into wine for free.
and you bought 500 euro wine.
Yeah, I love wine. And lime. It's my favorite drink.
Yes.
Why do we do these things? I don't want wine.
This wine's okay, because it's warm. Even though I'm kind of sick of it. And the cool white wine ain't that fine. Get a glass of that down there.
Citrus and this is the wine you ordered. Yeah, wine's actually an energy drink.
So the original energy drink is hot. It is. All wine tastes the same. Why would you buy the most expensive wine? Yeah. I like wine.
You don't. This is lying. You're lying again.
Huh?
You think I don't care?
I've been two balls. I've been two balls.
This can't be a thing. Everyone knows wine is the original energy drink. That's not true. No one's ever said that ever.
I've heard nothing but that.
You're a liar. For years. You continue to lie.
Thank you.
You like it? Yeah, I just know. Tristan, come on, you must want to smell it.
He'll try, he's French.
I'm fine, thank you. Okay, you want to taste? Yeah, pour it. Yeah, taste citrus. Just pour. Okay, just fill it up.
Nice, perfect.
We're sure it's good. Which one? Her or her?
Nice, just try to get me.
nice yeah big wine man who loves loves wine oh no no i'm about to really give you
Let's keep it going.
How are you going to see forget me? Wait, is he going to down it? He's going to mix it with the other wine? I knew it. I knew it. With the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant. He's an idiot.
He's going to take both of them and put them in the same cup. Really? And drink them together. All right. That's what he's going to do. I bet you. No thanks. I don't like wine.
I don't know.
Please.
- What? - I don't like wine.
It's fine, thank you.
So we knew it. He was lying. So he just wasted our money. He just wasted it. Go on, you better.
Thank you. That would have got you though.
I've ordered it and then said, "I don't like wine."
Whatever. Maroc.
No rock.
Thank you.
*crash*
Thank you.
Thank you.
1% better. Tastes like wine. I mean, look at my city. Tastes like wine. So it's wine.
*laughter* Yeah, so it's wine! It tastes like wine, crazy!
crazy nice
Thanks Tristan, I didn't know. You're welcome. I will happily spend 500 euros for wine for you. Any day Luke. Thank you. You're my friend.
*thud*
So...
Tristan, why do you do these things? Do what things? You order the most expensive wine they have, and then you don't drink any. We all don't drink any. You didn't drink any. I know. I don't like wine. You're the wine mole. Yeah, but you didn't drink your wine. I know. You drink the wine, Luke, it was expensive. They drink wine, you. I want wine. No one wants wine. Literally no one. You say we bought the most expensive wine in the restaurant, we're not drinking. Yes.
Who's gonna drink the wine? I don't want wine.
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- Oh, my baby.
What is this?
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What do you mean what? It's just a drink. So it started with one, then two, now it's four.
What for?
*Tonk*
Thank you.
The amount of drinks I've had or you're trying to give me. Here's another two.
2 + 2 = 4.
One, two. My straws are still here from the last ones.
That's one. How many drinks is this? Two. No, how many drinks is this on his own?
It's one but this one. So it's just the one.
- Plus one. - I just had two. The straws are still here. - Well, ghost drinks. - One, two, three, four. - A straw's a drink. - All right, Poirot.
How's the straw I drink? Oh, Sherlock.
Bye.
Just the one.
Just on the hook.
It's just one.
It's not just the law, it's four. It's just the law.
Take confidential. This must make sense. Please comment if it's just one or four because I'm very confused now. Can someone please tell Luke in the comments?
that we're just having the one drink, it's just
You guys can all count. You're not retards. You can count how many drinks
has Luke had tonight. That is the new comment that
comment.
And the answer is just the one. No, it's four. Now it's four. It's probably gonna be like 10.
It's never just the one. Just the one's not real.
- Amen.
*Sounds of the game*
This can't be about the coins again. Solid gold coins. I thought we were going to the cars.
Huh?
- It's a solid gold coin.
*BOOM*