Transcript
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Welcome to the Jets Podcast.
Spare a thought for everyone locked down working from home in a shitty western country. You know what? I have a genuine view. My view of the world is simple. The weak have always been
whether it was a religion or an ideology or a skin color, the weak have always been subjugated and crushed. This is the law of humanity, right? So when I look at people who continue to put on their mask and have not yet awoken to the fact that COVID is a scam, continue to comply and sit in their police states and obey, all I see is people who deserve to be destroyed. This is the human way. If you're an idiot and you'll allow people to treat you like a slave, you'll end up a slave.
now there's a few places left in the world one of them happening to be beautiful sunny divide where you don't have to stay at home with a mask on and be afraid to hug your own wife all this crazy these people deserve what's coming to them it's slavery it's nothing less and you know what death is not the worst thing you could hope for death death is not the worst thing that could happen to a man slavery is the worst thing that can happen to a man and if you're going to
yourself to be a slave without thinking you know what they've taken so much from me they've taken my job they've taken my freedom they've taken the future financial security of my children i have nothing to lose by standing up and rebelling what do you have to lose and you still stay at home with a mask on and you deserve what happens you deserve it hey bro what time is
I can't see the time. It's hard to see. I don't know. I don't know. Andrew.
Yeah. Track experience in one of their McLarens. It's 10 grand for two hours. US. 10 grand for two hours. You need to drive that. Yeah. I'll do that. Why not? Because you have two of them at home. Listen. It's just numbers on a screen. I don't value numbers on a screen. They're just numbers.
make more the numbers go up you do some work they go up you spend them to go down who gives a fuck it's not real let's go it's not real i need to be very careful what i tell you g
red or white brother we live a hard life don't we Joel I'm not gonna fight you for it I'll let you
you
Thank you.
Yeah.
Ladies, my welcome.
I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
You know why I came to Dubai to him telling him because I was in Istanbul with Luke and he's a little bitch wouldn't wear a space suit and
Everyone at home knows
You should be wearing this space suit.
And I'd like you to tell me why
Since Vegas, you've refused to put it on.
Because I don't own one. Do you know why the strip is empty? Because Luke's not wearing a space suit. So I was thinking what space suit? His space suit. Luke never wears it. So I had to come to Dubai. Space suit? His space suit. Alright, understood. Our racing supercars through the desert. It's all Luke's fault. Fucking hell, Luke. Typical. Expensive shit too. Expensive, I know. He owes me a lot of money, little cop. Better start saving.
Yes, yes. You fuck with your job, Sacha. I'm going to sit down and I made the money, son. I'm going to come to my man.
*Pink*
Bye.
*sad*
So, let's go.
*Tonk*
I'm going to go.
I am the only person that you interact with, the only person who you actually can DM and talk to, who's been in the highest echelons of society. When I say that, I mean,
I've been with world champion athletes, all the UFC fighters, all those guys, all the multi-millionaires. I've been at the Bugatti dinners when I bought my Bugatti.
the politicians, I'm right now, I'm on a
one of the most expensive car rallies in the world through Dubai, hanging around with sheikhs and all the Russian money, the criminals, all that. And all of these people who are the elite,
Thank you.
are remarkably unimpressive. If you're a normal person and you're imagining that the elite of the world are extremely impressive people, they're not, they're short, fat, ugly,
They've got some money, or they've got some good friends, but they're very average specimens of humans. The idea that everyone at the top of life, as I am, is as marvelous as me. Tall, strong, smart, genius IQ, can fight, intelligent,
interesting, witty, charismatic
gorgeous, humble,
all of those qualities, I'm the only guy up here who has all of those qualities. All those guys just have a bit of money or they're strong, but they're stupid.
So, if you're a normal dude thinking you don't stand a chance of making it to the top, obviously you'll always be my inferior. As all these dorks around me are my inferior now. It doesn't matter they have billions and I have millions, I'm still a better human, they still would rather be me than be them.
However,
There is hope for the average man. The elites are extremely unimpressive, very average people who just got
either lucky, right place, right time, or they know somebody.
But keep that in mind. You do not need all of my brilliant genetic gifts to be successful as a person.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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*Dunner*
Thank you.
you
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Good,
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
*door slams*
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Ah...
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One, two, three, four.
- Three.
Four, five, come on, step up. Fight, come on, fight. Good.
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Come on, hand up, focus.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Thank you.
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30 seconds. Good.
*gunshot*
Oh.
Don't say you're going to rock.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
*Buff*
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*BANG* Fuck!
- Yeah.
Minute left.
- My left side.
- I'm gonna left, brother.
All good?
- So good?
got to know us.
No, I don't have to listen to myself.
- That's a relax, relax.
- Right.
Mr. Jack, go.
- Let's do it with the jack. - Go ahead and do the jack first.
She passed the button, right?
If I seem too fast, you've got to use your fastest weapon. It doesn't work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*pain*
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- What up?
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So what's happened? We're here with Doritos. As always, why not we eat Doritos?
You know why. Because you don't pass them to me.
We can't put it on YouTube. Please pass me the burritos.
- What is your crowd?
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I was having loads and loads of fun to buy and I came back.
to be a youtube cums i realized it was a grave mistake we didn't want you back we thought you were coming no no it was the biggest error i've ever made no we didn't want you back so you're not happy with your doritos and
- You're happy in the Doritos. - I was buying diamond watches, and I'm such a beautiful woman. And now I'm back, sitting with YouTube cards, having endless margin meetings,
Okay. Yeah, it's an emergency.
What's an emergency?
There was an emergency. We're super rich and I'm fine.
Now we needed the Doritos. What if we didn't get the Doritos in time? Yeah, me and Luke could have done something stupid. Very stupid. It was an emergency. And now we have Doritos.
And everyone's happy.
You two, finish your fucking Hennessy.
Why are we drinking? Drink your headset. I don't know. Because it's 4 p.m. and we need to...
but
Action happening.
There's no action that I have to see. I always thought I was rich and do all these amazing things. I'm just sitting around and do cunts. To be fair, we got fucked by the commercial. Should we-- us cunts should be sitting around in the molding. And Doritos are super good.
- Two guys are good.
Would we be a Rifter without Corona? Without the Casino's? No, we'd be poor.
We have casinos. I think we'd be poor. You think?
Eh, I don't know. Same.
Thank you.
Good question.
Let's travel through time and find out.
Let's visit alternate universes, right? If something do it, it'll just pass out.
That sauce is super good. Which one? The red one. I've run out things to buy.
No, there's always Doritos. More Doritos? Well, I don't know how to spend my fortune. I bought Dine Mortis.
I've got Fortune, I don't know who to do that. I've got every car in the world. How much do you think a Dorito factory costs?
Andrew, I have an idea of what you can do now.
I do too. I should spend money, not...
Not what? Not what. Do something.
Because I know what you're going to suggest.
I'm not gonna. - Well, take confidential, we'll ever find out.
They knew as well. They would know.
I suggest you do it. Why? You both should do it.
Nice.
Ask me about these burritos.
Thank you.
We've all got the wheels right now.
So no one can do it.
Mmm.
You know what a foister is? No. You ever had a smoyster in your life? You know what a roister is? No, I don't know any of these. Luke. Baby ants. We're living in time and space.
It's the luckiest day of my life. Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey in the back of the car. I sit in the back for once and there's Jack Daniels back here. You know what that means? That just shows all the times Luke was in the back.
He ignored the booze. He ignored the booze. That's typical Luke, isn't it? I assumed it was a Coca-Cola. How about you drink some? Front or not? And you have some as well. You're driving. You need it. Steady your mind. What? Why do we have booze in this car? Well, why don't we have booze in every car in Russia? That's a good point, I guess. I guess it does help steady the mind. Yeah. Dustin's right about that. Yeah, it does. Driving booze.
*Rainful music*
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- The first time I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital.
Thank you.
Tristan, it's loud ass. So?
It's 7am Tristan. So where are you seeing me?
Emergency's happening. Loud ass.
It's literally 7:00 AM. Living Loud House, we decided to do a brand new driveway.
And they decided to start working at 6 a.m.
So go get the fuck out of here.
Just been to Dubai, I've been home for about eight minutes.
Not all of you.
Fresh and baked oatmeal cookie.
Oh you want a fresh baked cookie? No, I don't know. Dye made. I don't like that. You didn't make shit. That does sound nice. See? Thank you. Thank you for making these. You're welcome. You didn't make those. Who made them then? Yeah.
Who made these delicious homemade cookies?
And how would you get them here at 7:00 AM? Exactly. If I didn't cook them myself overnight.
Listen guys, we're living in two, there's two emergencies.
One...
It's a pandemic. Okay.
Okay?
Two.
By embarking on a huge, funnily enough, didn't cross my mind, but if you embark on massive construction projects,
It's super loud. So I say we go to--
you
Pull.
Yeah.
All right, amen.
Don't know why, Poland. Darn it.