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So Tristan stole the Lamborghini and went to Italy. I've now got McLaren's 765LT Limited Edition. And I say we go to Italy and call them names.
I'm gonna just run. I'm just gonna run.
So where are we going? Why did you take me here? Remember I made that video for Twitter where I bought a Lamborghini and ticked every single box on the configure error. I bought it cash with my debit card to try and prove some stupid point. Let me configure my dream Huracan.
Oh, it's only 300,000 euro, chunk change.
It's chump change. It's chump change. Turn my order forward. Lamborghini Huracan Spyder 5.2 V10 640 litre.
LP 644 EVO.
Previous owners, zero.
Vehicle price, rah-dee-rah-dee-rah.
Shasis number blah blah blah, Nero Noctis
black.
Electric heat and seats, smartphone interface for connected devices.
Cup holder cost me 700 pounds. I paid 700 pounds extra for a cup holder. For a cup holder? Yes, bro! Yeah, I remember. Well the car's turned up now so obviously we don't need it and it's a bit inconvenient actually but we have to go get it. So uh here we are in London. Today's quite an annoying day because I have to go collect my number. And the weather's horrible.
It's hard life.
- Okay.
First world problems.
Thank you.
- Come on, Bill, let's get the body for the leg.
I'm going there, and then I'm going to Prague. I'm going back there to do a car ride to Ibiza. I'm going to Ukraine. All you have to do is get to the cannon.
So never do anything. Can and won't. I've done it a few years. It's always been a shit show. It's fun. Yeah, so never ending, man. I never stay still.
Bye.
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And that's your handover check sheet which I'll go through most of the controls with you.
- You just need a signature for that. - Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
Good.
There you go.
No.
So, it's the experience part. Everyone loves it. Ready? I'm ready. I'm ready, bro.
- Yeah. - Whoo!
You know what?
I bought this after two gin and tonics.
I was drunk and I had two jay and collars and some guy was
Don't know how he does it.
- It's a powerhouse.
- This is the one we left.
- Pretty tough.
And here we are, the corresponding right. Take GDP, the good number plate.
We're good to play.
This is my second marathon. I've still got yellow.
This is bad.
- Yeah.
The Lamborghinis are the sexiest.
Don't care.
carbon
Thank you.
- I mean all of it, you've got the Sinsona, it's just-- - It's smack, it's smack. - Mega smack. - Yeah, I've got the Sinsona, I've got the carbon,
I ticked this carbon something. I can't remember how much it costs.
A bunch. Super, super happy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, I've used what fire up. All right, fire up. I can do that. Same as the other Huracan, right?
So you'll find that the, uh, it is slightly louder. Yeah. That's not a problem. Not going to complain about that. And then this, I just basically have to just work with this a little bit, work it out, right? It just leaves me like a nine times a dozen. And besides that, everything else is basically the same.
- So you're used to having dials up there. It's all on the screen now. - Okay. Doesn't this hold the key or something now?
But you need it, 'cause the old Huracan had nowhere for the key. - Yeah, and if you put it down here, sharp turning would make it fall on the floor. - It's got a key place there. - It's also got a cubby hole behind the screen now as well, that you can just chuck stuff. - Oh yeah, you got one there. What's this, this is a cup holder kind of thing?
- A ashtray.
- Awesome. - We need an ashtray.
I don't know what else to say but awesome. I mean I...
Pretty smart. So they embedded it into the design. I did fully spec this car, didn't I? I think mate, there's nothing that's not on it. Because people were like, "You didn't just fully spec and click every single box." I was like, "Yes I did." This is most probably the highest specced car that we've specced. Every single, every single option.
after all. The old reminder you know. So we own different cars for different reasons. And now we're driving from here directly to Munich, getting the new 765LT and racing back to Munich. That's the plan. That's the plan. We have the new Evo against the new McLaren and those McLarens are fast bro. They are, you can't say they're not quick. They are so fast. Hopefully. This has the grip right now. Let's have this, let's have this, let's have this
- The 765 works on like a 720S, which is in the shop, what, half the time we've owned it? - Yeah.
Why? Why? Why is this London's fault? Okay, the Palestine thing is not good, but...
They're better not touch my fucking land. It's hands if they do. No choice.
*Counting the number of people who have been killed*
We don't do this in Israel. I wonder why.
England's always had this quote, that all the world's issues end up here. You know what I mean? They let you in to live in their country.
I'm not even anti -London. I just don't see why this is London's fault.
I shall.
Where are we? We're in Munich in the Kopinski D'oh. Of course. We're just in Miami. The most expensive hotel in the city. Yeah, we were in Miami. But then we went to London and we collected the Lambo and then...
We had too much luggage from Miami. So me and Tristan argued about how we're gonna fit all in the Lambo.
And then, one morning when I was having breakfast, all the luggage in the Lambo drove off.
Music
Nice passenger seat. Yeah, he drove to Milan with all the luggage and left me in London by myself.
which annoyed me because I felt like driving a supercar. So obviously the only intelligent thing to do is to fly to Munich and buy a supercar.
So we're here to get the McLaren.
- Okay, of course. - So we're here to get the McLaren. - Of course, what else am I gonna do? - Another super car. - Yeah, I collected an Evo three days ago, and Tristan stole it from me and annoyed me, so I'm here to get McLaren.
What the fuck would I look at, a peasant?
Sure this isn't a peasant place, is it?
Okay.
It's a superhero's place. So we're gonna go get McFerrin. That's what we're gonna do.
*music*
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Green car, McLaren.
You want some McLaren? You don't want some McLaren.
My 720 looked that good. Yeah. Doesn't it? Yeah. It looks fucking beautiful. Yeah.
I never see it from the outside. I've seen it. Might come in the wrong way, I don't know.
Bye-bye.
Okay.
*thud*
Hello. Hey, hey, hey.
- Are you doing good? - Yep. - Yep, that's all. - Oh, no, no, no. - Corona, okay, corona, corona.
Erwin.
He's in the back so... Perfect. Perfect.
Perfect.
- I think the charm here is more.
Thank you.
- Big wing, the fixed wing. My wing's fixed. It doesn't drop down. - It's the first time I've seen one of them.
That's not good.
Amen.
It's a pretty cool car.
So wait, that's the exact one you get? No, this is the same model, the exact same model, the cure sport. Yeah, it's a limited edition one. It's not called the mobile one. It's called the fixed one. Okay.
This is my one that's coming.
And yeah, it's the one that's designed more for cornering instead of straight line speed. I think it's a little bit slower. It can only do
350.
- 50 kilometers an hour, so 400 or something.
too slow too
How do we get through? This way or this way? This way. Follow you? Follow me? Okay.
you
- Oh.
We'll be right back.
Bye.
I'm sorry, my man.
This is where all the cars are.
No.
All of them.
I want these. What are these? It's a fast car.
- The centers, I think they're like 1.2 million.
Completely honest.
and not use it.
Hello guys. Hey, hey, hey. My name is Yannick. Good to meet you. Enter Tate. Hello. Luke.
Yannick, hi.
- I don't know.
Hope you're doing well? Yeah, we're surviving, you know. Picking up your wonderful
765. I'm excited to see how different it is from my 720. So I'm curious. It's different, it's reassuring.
More more more aggressive?
- Yeah, 'cause the 720 wasn't aggressive enough. It wasn't fast enough. - Come on. - Come on. - We needed a fast one. - It's a super fast car. - I know, man. The 720 is already too fast. I don't know how much I'm gonna be able to use it.
Bibles.
Is that my cheesy?
- Do you want to eat cheese? - No, no, I'm full.
Here we go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
laughter
Looks mean? The police and the radio are going to hate me. They're going to hate me. They're going to hate you. They're going to be like, what?
is this.
You can't drive that this fast.
wrong
- That's no? - Yep. - Oh, is it? - Yeah, it is. - It looks a lot meaner than 720. Like all the arrow and the carbon and the vents and stuff, it looks a lot meaner.
It looks a lot more.
It's a lot lighter, it's a lot louder. Tell me everything that's different then between the 720. It's louder, it's lighter. That's it.
Pay more, get less.
Any more, get less.
For sure it's a limited car, you've got a better aero, you've got more torque.
So,
Even a client on Sunday called me and told me he drove 365 km/h with the
the 7th of,
which is crazy fast.
Wow. You know, it's crazy for us.
365 kilometers 365 yeah it's like 220 miles an hour
things.
Thank you.
Is there anything different? Like there's no controls that are different? Nothing really, no?
Nothing different, just the
Back here, number 387, I see, no, 27.
- 327? - 327 of 765. But there's less than 765, 'cause I've seen at least 20 blow up on Instagram. So we're already down to 745. So if everybody keeps crashing,
the price of my car will go up.
So that's what I'm hoping for. That's the way. Because every time on Instagram I see some 765 spin and fucking some guy drives. Yeah, but you will see it's very hard to drive, so it's...
It's more the driver car, you know, even though you will feel the difference,
um
The big difference to the 720. That's already a driver's car. Yeah, but it's more daily than this one here. This one is a track car.
- Four.
Thank you.
Wrong.
It is mean. Yeah.
It looks much better. That thing up front, this right there, holy shit. Yeah, the carbon. Some bad hat stuff. I paid a lot for the extra carbon, because this could have been plastic, but I put carbon,
Carbon blue.
I'm sure it's true. I'm sure it's true.
- Bro, it's incredible. - It's incredible. - I don't know what to say. Thank you very, very much.
The body's all carnal.
It's all common, yes?
You get a full carbon fiber mobile cage
No.
Please look at me. Yep. I'm going to be like, we're taking this guy's license.
I'm like, "Which one, motherfuckers?"
Man, maybe my life's going okay after all. You know, maybe my life's not too bad. No, it's perfect. Come on. 17 cars, 20 wives. Maybe it's all fine. Everybody's jealous. Come on. Yeah, I'm doing all right. You know, I'm doing all right. For a man from the streets, I'm doing okay. Here, your key. Thank you very, very much. Thank you very, very much. We really appreciate it. Absolutely. And we have more business to do, my friend. Stay in touch. I have to go buy some more cars. I don't like this place.
We're going to stay in touch. Thank you very much. Safe trip. Very safe. Just give me a short call. Thank you. Thank you. I will open you the gate.
And it continues, another car! Another car! This is your fault! Do you know this song? No. It's called Liar. I typed liar into YouTube and this song came up. I'm not gonna be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video. Because you just lied to me. You said there was no cars left to buy. But when I go on the McLaren website, they have an upgrade of the 720S, a 765L T-Limit Edition, which I can buy!
So you lied to me, Luke. You told me there was no cars left to buy and if you would have shut the fuck up, I wouldn't be on this website and now I wouldn't have to spend 400,000 euro on my 16th supercar. I know. You told me there was no cars.
But there was! There was!
I'm sorry.
Right. Andrew...
Don't crash. That's the name of the game. The name of the game is to not crash my brand new 765 on the way home.
So it's like Bitcoin. More and more is getting lost all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Limited supply. People are destroying these things. Nice. They're completely impossible to drive, supposedly. Literally, the car reviewers are saying, I don't know how this is legal. You should need a separate license to drive one of them. How can you get one of them with just money and a license?
money shouldn't give you one. You should need to qualify. But I do qualify. You do qualify. I do. You do qualify. I cannot.
Tristan stole the Lamborghini and went to Italy. I've now got McLaren 765 LT Limited Edition. And I say we go to Italy and call him names. What do you think? We should just sit there with him and for hours just call him names. Horrible names. All day. All day. Don't explain nothing. Don't say hello. Just sit there and just say you're a fucking loser. You've always been a loser. Nobody likes you. That would fucking get him. That would get him.
anyway. Yeah, it'd be the truth. Okay, so we're going to drive to Italy and call Tristan names. That's the plan. Nice. Good plan. So mission accomplished. Yeah, fuck Tristan. I mean, the new Lamborghini Evo is a very fast car and it's got like four wheel drive systems, got the best grip and all that shit. So I had to take something that could smoke it.
So we have the German plate, Mr. Tate 765.
That is G.
*panting*
Nice car. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. Bad weather though, no? Bad weather.
You'll see another day.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go ahead and go.
F***!
life might be good are we rich are we just are we just cruising around hitley and brand new