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Where's that loser? He thought he could fucking hide!
You have a present for me.
Want to have a present for me? Absolutely. Come look at this Luke.
Thank you.
Mr. Emery Tate.
Sheer on.
- Thank you.
I'm excited.
This is a owner's book.
owner's book.
Every...
person that owns a Bugatti show and gets this book.
Wow.
- Thank you.
Wow. And your name. Who has such nice handwriting? Must have been a girl. Must have been a girl. Beautiful. It's actually one of the designers who does this. Really? Yeah, exactly.
And basically this is the whole story of the development of the car.
Wow.
the technology, the design.
everything else behind it.
Let me know when you're done reading it.
When I lose my license and I have nothing else to do and I can't drive, I've got something to read now. Thank you very much, man. Thank you very much, man. Thank you. Thank you. That's nice.
It's a nice little coffee table book. Amazing. This is amazing.
Oh, we have another present.
Bro, you look after me too well. I mean, maybe when you spend millions of euros, people like you. I don't know.
part of the package so this is for your office or your wall it's basically just a sketch of it
of the pure sport so it's a framed sketch that you can perfect you can turn along perfect
And the good thing about having Bugatti stuff is you always have the odd idiot with a Ferrari t-shirt on who doesn't have a Ferrari, right?
But when you have forgotten stuff,
You have to have a baguette. So it's like, what? Is that a baguette? Yeah. He came with the car. No big deal.
Man, awesome. Thank you very, very much, my friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's the least. Right. Let's let's finish the smack on this big guy because we have a few things to discuss here because
Your specking options, funnily enough, on bigatties are...
expensive. Do you want to spend an extra 300,000 for this?
little thing? It's like, yes, I do. So let's, let's, let's go through it and work it out. You have to say yes, right? Nothing happens without you saying yes. I have to say yes. Right. Yeah. But, um,
I can't wait for this car, man. I'm so excited.
Can't wait for this car.
Can't wait.
I have a lot of cars and I keep collecting cars. I collected two cars this week.
But I've got you to be guy right?
Is it the pinnacle? Have I reached the top? Am I done with cars after this? I think you're gonna sell all the others ones to
- Oof. - You might be right. - Yep. - 'Cause the thing is, when you drive fast cars, it's not just about going fast, it's to flex, right? It's like, "Ha, ha, ha, look at me."
And how do you suppress it for gay?
It's just going to make my Ferrari feel like me.
Lots of people are what's a for our yeah, it's kind of gonna do that to me Well, it's like when you fly first class for the first time after everything's in English
been sitting in business or coach before and that's it you're done you're spoiled you're ruined that's right you can't go back exactly you can't go back
Same thing.
So I've already chosen the first option. I chose my favorite color, my favorite color design scheme. Here we are. So this is a 285,000 year old.
option net.
to have a painted line. Well, no, it's more than that.
But...
Um,
I've really...
Reconsider this let's have a look at this at the later stage again why you can turn the car on because basically so you see this line here is Increased to here in visual carbon fiber. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a 285,000 euro plus VAT.
that's my other cars I'm trying to choose a color you're choosing a color for your Bugatti it costs more than the McLaren I just thought there's no problem you're selling a Ferrari anyway so there's your car yeah this is true it's true
It's true. All right, okay, let's stick with the motto then. Let's stick with the motto for that. We can add that later on. Okay.
Okay.
This is why I needed you, bro, because I would have gone through the configurator, just taken everything, and I would have added up with...
crazy amounts of options I didn't need.
So this is the sheet of colors that we have.
Okay.
We went for the ruby red.
which is definitely the best red so you have the italian red but that belongs to cars you soon won't own anymore those trash ferraris we have a
A darker one, but that's too
- Old, it's a maroonish color that doesn't really work. So this is the-- - Are all these colors the same price?
Peace out, yeah.
What about these?
patterns down here they are a little bit more that's visual carbon fiber
How much is that going to cost?
So if you want
You know what?
Thank you.
Would you buy my cousin from me? I'll sell you my cousin. Take him and give me that. How much is this visual carbon fiber camera? So I have to correct myself before. So this
The split is 185, not 285.
wrong. So the full carbon fiber of
is 285, so that means the full body
in visual carbon fiber.
I mean if you want to go down the carbon fiber route,
then I'd do that. - So that's full carbon, carbon, full carbon, 285,000 plus VAT.
it's more bang for the buck but
Rather than going just half pregnant with it with 185 if you want to do carbon, that's what I would do
but
Thank you.
I don't think the car necessarily needs it.
I think it's great colors, there's nice tints to it.
Um,
Something like the blue is insane. We're not showing you guys what we're clicking and specing because you guys have to wait.
for the shilling to arrive.
before we show you guys
it's gonna look like. It looks fucking incredible. - Man, it looks awesome. - Man. - I'm glad, man, it looks awesome. It looks incredible.
It looks incredible. No one's ready for this on the street. They're not ready. No one's ready. No. They're going to be like, what is that?
They are not ready for this on the streets.
It looks incredible. And the accent color we've chosen, all the accents we've done, the engine band. Everything. Everything. It's going to be beautiful.
it's gonna be beautiful yeah no one's ready well done they're not the world's not ready
It's not ready. It's not ready, is it? People like me shouldn't have things like this. This is what people don't understand. There's people in the world who are allowed things like this. And there's people like me from the street who never get this.
And now I'm here.
So I'm gonna do it my way.
You know, we're going to go gangster with it. It'll be the only baguette in the world where someone's smoking a cigar and pumping gangster rap out the window. Yep. It's like, people like me shouldn't have these things.
Man, beautiful.
so we're in italy we're in italy we're in germany it was rainy ass it was fucking rain we're in austria it was rainy ass and we're in italy and it ain't too bad so far they keep charging me money to drive on their roads nice i don't have any money i'm a big scam i'm poor
go through free. No front number plate for their speed cameras. Hello. Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us. We don't care. We don't care. So Tristan's called us he's in some little hotel in some town in ailing. So that's where we're going. To find Tristan. We're coming for you Tristan. We're going to call you loads of names. Loads of names. So many names. Until he cries. He might cry. We might be able to get him to cry. We're going to make him cry. Maybe he cares. So.
Oh yeah. Yeah, might as well let them know. So we've been stopped by the cops at a gas station. We're just chilling. We're really on our phones just chilling. We're drinking Red Bulls. The cops just rolled up on us. Can you show the cops what they're doing? Yeah. I don't know what they're doing anymore. They're just roller haters. Yeah, player haters. Is this car yours? Put me in jail. I don't care. So it's doomsday for the crypto traders.
Everyone's getting fucking wiped out. Annihilated. Also, a bunch of paper-handed bitches are selling their crypto and using their little paper hands as tissues. They're crying. You know what's funny? If you got liquidated or if you're feeling pain right now, one of two things happened. You were either extremely greedy or extremely slow. One of those two things. You sat there and turned 50 grand into 500 grand, and you didn't think, hmm, something strange is happening here. I should take some profits.
genius I'm a genius I'm so smart not smart this was coming the gods must be fed blood most of you fuckers must go broke so people like me the whales can continue to enjoy the giga pumps into eternity I don't have to trade crypto y'all have to go long you know why if I want a million of Bitcoin I take a million cash and I buy Bitcoin I'm rich rich so while you're crying your eyes out I'm getting
I longed it and it went down more than a, I'm at a brand new McLaren 765 LT cruising to the fucking Alps in Italy. I don't give a fuck. Oh no, instead of 30 million in crypto, I have 22 million in crypto. How will I afford gas?
I don't give a fuck. Listen, you're either greedy or you are slow. There's a lesson to be learned here. You have to make sure it doesn't happen again. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put together 10 trading tips, 10 trading tips on a PDF. So in the next bull run, you don't end up sitting there holding your dick with no money. And if you want it, you can have it for free. All you have to do is DM me and say, please, can I have your tips, Kate? Don't say please, you don't get them. For the rest of you paper-handed bitches and all your traders that
Have fun staying tall.
He thought he could fucking hide! Ha ha! Well we found your Lambo, Mr. Fucking User. Yeah! Ah! Way to be inconspicuous! Nah, wait till we talk to him. Come on. Shh.
You done?
Just you're a loser.
No, are we done? You're a loser. Wait, wait, wait. Now I have a difficult and hard...
I don't want to hear what Tristan says about the doll.
And I also want to join in Luke calling your names. You're a super loser.
Tristan, you think you're Italian.
You're not Italian.
My drink is empty and your drinks are full.
So this is not the right time to be insightful.
Although Luke does need to finish his
He does, because I've had...
10 drinks and three people.
Yes.
At least 10.
Probably 12.
Everyone who's ever met you has disliked you.
I don't like you. I'm aware. I think you should kill yourself. Because I like you too. Oh, shit. Can I say that? Nobody has ever liked you.
- Ever. - Ever. - Or you think I like both of you?
I'm sorry.
I'm stuck in this team.
You're both a pair of cunts. You can't keep up with me.
We don't want you around. Nobody's ever wanted you around. When you have your full glasses, your insults are falling on deaf ears. I'm too drunk to hear your insults.
You were soberly talking to me.
Real cute.
What is this, fucking preschool?
I need more fun. Every single person who has ever met you has been disappointed.
Extremely. Yeah, but...
- C'est ça? - Yeah, especially the women.
Tiny penis.
Thank you.
He's getting himself. Yeah. I'm half black.
My dad was black, but I get my penis from my mother.
I give up. I give up as well. Tristan does win, doesn't he? Booze time. I just beat his body.
Is that what happens?
We came here to insult him and he doesn't care because we didn't booze. It was only an eight hour drive loop.
Checkmate. It always ends in the same. Boom.
Welcome to Big School.
God.
I'm sure about that.
That is pure poison.
Thank you.
So we're leaving Italy. We're leaving Italy. I want to go Slovenia and I want to go Croatia. I'm a G like that. But I do really like Italy. I really like this town. I want to come back at some point. Waste loads of time. Italian sitting around talking shit over espresso. Italian. We already speak Italian. We could stay. Talk English and do this. Forever. Exactly. Check out Italian.
Do you think these are the only supercars that they have seen? Nah. They won't see Lambos. They won't see McLarens. Yeah. Lambos and Ferraris. He was wondering what this car was. The one guy kept trying to look for a license plate in the front. Yes. Land. No.
Life's good. Life might be good. Are we rich? Are we just cruising on Hedley and Brad Nussie? Is that Tristan in Lambo?
It just might be. It just might be.
even close bro that was not even close not even close not even close yeah we had completely
it through two borders which you're not allowed to go through because of corona but we always seem to make it through we always find a way i think i think this whole time basically anyone can go anywhere they just try to discourage you yeah yep you actually roll up and go like no that's where i live i have to go i have to go yep okay but where am i going so we don't know where we're going but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter because this is the best car i figured it
So long the mystery. This car.
So much grip.
Best car. It's the best car.
It's a wonderful car. I'm lost on the map. Man, they even have this. This is. Apple CarPlay. Man. Any idea?
No, I'm not. I've never been to correction before. What do you think I know? I don't know what these words mean.
Huh? Nobody likes us. Andrew, I'm lost, by the way. We're lost.
Fish picnic
Yeah, fish picnic. Anti-stress for men.
You have gray hair, you need this Luke. Nice. To be fair, I have - Oh, there's a lot of anti -stress for men. I have loads of that at home and I'm pretty stressed out by them. They're all quite stressful. What's this one? Why do they sell these things? Why do they have this? How's this real? This can't be a real land. Antistress for women. That probably is true. Hello.
These two please.
I don't actually need the postcards. Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, okay. Just need cash. I don't need them. Yeah, they're kind of cool. We don't need them, but that is interesting. How much? That's super cool. I don't care about nothing. In America, you wouldn't be allowed. Okay.
Of course, America's whack. You want me a lot because it's bad. Getting shot's fine. It's okay to get shot.
Literally.
Why are we here?
No one will believe the reason.
It doesn't make any sense.
Hold on.
It is fucking cool.
I keep getting emails from people who are watching Take Confidential saying, "How do you afford all these things? How do you afford to travel the world? How do you afford to use cars, etc, etc?"
I'm going to tell you how.
But what's amazing is even when you tell people how you make money, they still don't.
because you're stupid.
So here's what we're going to do.
If you're not a moron,
You can ask me because I don't want to tell you if you're a moron and then you not do it.
If you are not a moron,
send an email to cobertaintenews at gmail.com saying, I'm not a moron.
Also tell me your age, country you live in, and your current job. Do those things and I will tell you exactly how I make money.
You can do it too.
I'm going to go to the next one.
*sniff*
Cheers. You're telling me you don't want to go in the aquarium and terrain.
Yeah, but those lizards.
I'm going to start a bit.
fish talk to you appropriately.
Here are five.
Let us know. You can tell us all now. Did a fish flop and touch a Winky?
That's true.
Yeah.
What happened? We're working.
An aquarium in Croatia
And the fish came out and the lizard was watching.
Hold on a face, it looks like that.
What about snakes? Are you scared of snakes?
I am now, yeah.
If they're here, your fan.
- We're done. - Yeah. - Let's go. Just you have to face your fears sometime.
Bye.
You have to face your fears.
Face the monster.
I'm a man who won't even drink a beer.
Yeah, exactly.
I like to face my fears, so I'm going to tell you to face yours.
Come on Tristan, it can't happen a second time.
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They're not marketing.
Thank you.
Nice.
Oh, and...
Yeah, maybe it's not a parking ticket. I bet it's a leaflet for some advertising thing that they want to do.
Yeah. Nah, or... Hmm. I don't think Croatia would expect that we hate this. What's that on that?
Letter?
talking to you, bro.
Punch it.
- Told you. - Oh, wonderful.
Nice.
Tristan, did you get a parking ticket here? Why can't you park here? It doesn't even make sense. I clearly see the blue line.
gives a fuck. For a hundred of their shitty pennies.
- Yes.
Thank you.
Ah, Tristan did too.
*sad music*
-
Thank you.
I
I'm going to go.
Tristan, they tricked you as well.
- Wonderful.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
I
Thank you.
So Tristan, what are you going to do now that you're impoverished?
Because I have to pay a hundred of their money. Yes. I don't even know what their money is. Technically, I don't have any of their money.
Where's the ticket? Nice.
Nice they got you. You're poor now. You gotta sell it. Sell it all.
So let me explain to you the confidential app. We were in the casino. They told you he was a loser. They told you to stop filming. We were in the casino. We lost 25,000 euros. Nice.