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5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get down!
So what happened to the car rally? What happened? Start boozing. Time just kind of got away from us.
We just like teleported and now we're in Poland now. We're in Warsaw. We're gonna start our own car rally because I brought cars to Warsaw To meet us here because we didn't get to do it in Ibiza because we were too busy
Boozing
Whoa, Luke had a gin tonic. Luke had one gin tonic in Ibiza. I did have gin tonic
- Nice.
So welcome to Warsaw. So now we're in Warsaw.
Is this our life? Yes. Is it just different places? I'm Polish man. You make half a million dollars a month. Yeah. What else is doing more than that? You were Italian just a bit ago. That was Italian. Now, yeah, you're speaking Polish. Translate that. Comment section.
Guys, they have dumplings from 1913. I'm ordering. Same recipe. I'm ordering. Tapas? No, I just want the dumplings.
They sell like a selection board here. Various different flavors. Is that vodka? Yeah. It's a bunch of different vodka. Hello. Who's only? No, I want the dumplings. No, I don't want them. Thank you. With fruit. They do dumplings with fruit.
drink too much. I have a new beer. How many beers do I have? Two. Luke isn't allowed to drink ever again. Starting now. Not old enough. Look at the jealous look on his face if I sip my beer. I'm 0% jealous. That beer doesn't look good. You look so jealous. I know. Look at all the fruit and beautiful things we just ate. You're clearly jealous. I'm not jealous of you.
I don't see the pleasure. I don't see it. It's okay. You're not allowed to drink it ever, ever again. That's the new year. Luke is not allowed to drink it. Agree. Agree. Fuck it.
*Burz sound*
Luke's a lot of drink, but we are. I never... No! Although I will admit...
Alright, take on the Dolanet Fully here. This does look fun. It is fun! We're drinking from the game off! It does look fun!
We're going to have three.
Who's allowed to drink all out?
I've been around that loop. It's my life and drink. I need a chaser. A mixer. Mix it down with a nice beer. That's not a chaser. It is. I don't know if it's just water. Beer is just water with alcohol. Do you like water?
Yeah, wash that booze down with some nice refreshing beer. Woo! Woo! Who can't drink? Who can't drink? Who can't drink? Who can't drink?
Thank you.
I'm not going to die.
So interesting.
Do you have a stalker? - I'm a totally stalker. Stop messaging. Are you in front of the hotel port office? Are my cars? - Yes.
She goes, "Yeah, wait there three minutes."
I said, "Three minutes, what are you talking about?"
For what? For me, I want to teach you.
I'm stalking you. Yeah. Show these to the camera. No one believes this.
These are real messages.
Nice.
So some girl is messaging us, knowing where we are, and is saying, I need to meet you, I need to meet you.
Yeah. And now she's come to the bar of our hotel and he keeps messaging. So we're all going downstairs in case it's a dude in its hands.
It might be hands. It might be hands, I don't know. That's where we're going with the Chisipos on.
Amen.
Let's just accept them on Christ.
Nice.
Not bad. Stalked his dick. Stalked me. You're stalking me, hoe.
So,
So everyone knows it's not bullshit.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Yes.
What do you think Tristan? Do you want to marry a doctor? Tristan you should.
So what else? My brother is really interested in this.
Yeah, I can see. He's curious. He just looked at me on the stairs. I didn't know who you were. I thought you were a stalker. On the way down the stairs he was saying, I get this energy from her and I feel like we will be forever.
I didn't say that. Honey, I didn't say that. He did. He did. I ended up studying so much for it. He's just shot. Yeah. My brother's making it. He shot. That is not true.
on the show.
yeah just kidding he's shy my friends he's out he's shy
My friends like to joke. I think you two should leave you two alone.
- No, we're on a drink, then we have to go. - We have to go. - Yeah. - You wanna come with us wherever we go? - I would like to have a drink.
You're very welcome. You guys need to drink your life. I'd like to have an agronomy. Sure, no problem. My brother is actually very rich. I think you and him will go on purpose. He's actually lost money.
You know what? Someone just DM'd me. Tate, is your life actually that good?
And I'm sitting there thinking, is my life actually that good? I mean, it looks to the outside world like I have it all, but do I really have it all? So I decided to give him a breakdown of my last seven days of my life. Last seven days of my life. I'm supposed to be going on a supercar rally.
Supercar riding gets canceled. Charter plane to Ibiza.
Staying to Seven Pines Resort, one of the most luxurious hotels in the world.
I'm sure it might be with every single dinner of two grand, three grand,
Four grand. I spent 25,000 euros on Ibiza, I'm shilling, right? This bitch hit me up on Instagram.
One of my exes, you know, they can't forget about me. She's like, come to Moscow, come to Moscow. I'm like, bitch, Putin won't let me in Moscow. It's COVID.
I can't get a visa! She's like, "Please come!" I see a picture of her big-ass titties.
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
I'm like, I'm going to Moscow. Hit the war room. War room. I need documents. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Guy in Moscow, I got work for his company. Boom, boom, boom. Get the visa. Bang. I'm going to Moscow. I'm pumping this hoe. Walking around Red Square and shit.
I go, "Gee, finish there, private plane to Warsaw, Poland." And I thought, "You know what, the supercar ride will cancel. I haven't driven in a while. When I get to Poland, I want a car." One phone call. Two of my 17 supercars from Booker Stramanio got put in a truck and brought it here to Warsaw.
I get to the five star hotel. I've got two supercars waiting for me out front. I land here, I tag myself, and then some Polish moles slide into my DMs because they heard I'm in the city and me and T have to go out and deal with those two bitches.
- Please, let me know you.
Thank you.
- Just not.
Weak them.
Woke up this morning, pushed the bitch out the way, went to the fucking someone else bitch, sell the wrong skin.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Combo!
Pfff.
Went to the gym, drove around the city, did a police stop to me, went to Louis Vuitton, bought some shit.
And it's Friday, what are we doing tonight?
We're going to the fucking club. Don't ask me about my life, pussy. Worry about yours.
Yes.
- Wow.
one of the things
*Pewds*
you
Thank you.
You don't want any booze now, no? No. No? Did you both jam or what are you doing? I have my resume. So Andrew, as long as these girls are drinking champagne, how many do you have to pull that vodka between us too? Almost got me. I don't want any.
First tag in the video, this is gross.
So, they expect one of us in a wreckage, brother.
Have we started the fire? Yes, the fire rises.
Andrew, Andrew, the first people. I switched it to Moe. The first people are out here. They're out. We've drunk them out, Shantay. And we've just begun.
How's no drinking going for you, loser?
*Sigh*
Let's do it!
- We're making videos, come on, let's be with us. - I know.
Mr. Bagman. How's your non-hangover, Luke? It's good. It's good, yeah? Yeah, it's sunshiny. You know who also isn't hungover? Me, and Andrew.
I was up all night having sex.
After drinking booze.
And I'm not hungover. Are you hungover? Hungover. What about you?
- What are you, baby? Luke's probably more tired and hungover than me, Luke.
And he didn't drink any booze.
Alright, so we're going to drive to Posnand, yeah?
So, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
How long do we have?
three hours of drive because I'm going to need a coffee or a Red Bull, some energy.
Moscow milk?
Driving moves. Driving moves. Moscow mules. Let's go. Let's hit it. Moscow mules. You're not allowed.
who's all right.
Bye.
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Thank you.
I have to drive two hours to Poznan, so I need something to wake me up. Can I have two Moscow mules, please? Of course! Thank you! Javka Camp Chia, please!
Two Moscow mules, four double espressos and a cappuccino. Okay, and that helps you with the driver? No, no, I'm driving.
Of course, the Moscow Mules for driving power.
Give them focus. - Focus, strength. - Driving moves? - Yeah, driving moves.
- Don't worry, I've got the driving booze, it's fine. - He's got the driving booze.
Boots is on its way. Driving Boots is coming.
Don't worry.
situation handled.
So you're driving, you still driving, me and you are driving at me.
Yeah. Yeah. Nothing like a Moscow Mule in the morning when we wake you up. Luke has no hangover, but then we have no hangover and we got loads and loads and loads of booze. Yeah. Why is that? I don't know. So Luke, you're not hungover, no? I'm not hungover. Luke's definitely more sleepy and tired than me and you.
I'm going to go.
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refreshing
NERD. DORK. LOSER.
It does kind of sound good, but I know it's poison. The ginger vodka refreshment. Perfectly ready for a nice wine. Nice Moscow Mule. Get you ready. Take a 800 horsepower supercar. Three hours for the Polish countryside. Countryside. Luke, I think I'm done with the sofa.
- One, what? - I think I'm done with the hall. - I think I'm done with the kitchen table, baby.
What does this mean? Where's your fucking space suit? That's what it fucking means.
you
*Gunshot*