Transcript
*Dramatic music plays*
*Dramatic music*
I'm going to take a picture of the train.
Thank you.
the greatest of them.
Thank you.
This is awesome. Today's going to be an amazing day. We're going to drive. We've taken one third of my collection out. We've got four supercars. One car. We're going to drive around the Transfiguration. One of the best roads in the world. What car are you driving? Huracan. Huracan Spider. One of the best roads in the world. Today's going to be one of the best episodes of Takeoff Metro ever. Yeah, but I'm going home. What? Why the fuck did you go home? Yesterday, sparring.
Yeah, finally, finally, the whole world is up.
Thank you.
So I call you baby hands all the time. Yeah. And you refuse to admit that you're baby hands. And now you're... I'm going to drive the drop top Lamborghini on one of the best roads in the world. Yeah, exactly. So sorry, Take Confidential. This is also... So there's going to be no filming for Take Confidential, no footage, nothing. And you're going to be at home. Yeah. Fine. That's fine. The rest of this entire episode, I want it to be you at home. That's it. So all the people at Take Confidential know this is all your fault.
We have a 765LT in the Clarity Limited Edition. We have the Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate Limited Edition. We have the Porsche 911 992 Techox Van. And we have a Lamborghini Huracan Spyder. And we're going to one of the best roads in the world.
world
And you're refusing to come because you hurt your hand. So there's no filming. There's no beautiful mountains. There's no beautiful scenery. There's no fast cars. There's nothing. The rest of this episode, I want to be you at home. Everyone at Takeoff Adventure is going to know it's all your fault. It is my fault. It is your fault.
Have fun. Nerd.
Day one.
Home alone.
It's all being remodeled.
So there's actually nothing here.
Hand.
still destroyed.
This is gonna be the best Take Confidential episode ever. We're gonna hang out the whole time, me and you guys.
This is my hand.
*sniff*
It shouldn't be this way.
But I have a feeling all the blood and stuff is going to make it extra powerful. Just wait. It's in the evolution process of becoming iron.
True Tate Confidential watchers will know why my pinkies are fucked up, so you can ignore that.
Yep.
*door slams*
God damn it. How bad is it?
Where is it? Oh, shit. Yeah.
- Big little lightning sticks. - Kissy stitches.
You also may notice the sweat. That's because, because of the remodeling, it is super hot in here.
The ACs don't work.
you
Thank you.
Luckily, I have water.
*knocking*
Thank you.
Ah.
Much better than booze. This is gonna be a no booze episode. Zero booze.
No booze will be consumed or even seen in this entire episode, the Luke episode.
This is Luke confidential.
By the way, this is how my normal hand looks.
And the fucked up one.
This is going to be a blast.
Me and you guys.
Comment if you want more Luke Confidential episodes. It will just be me.
talking to you guys.
as I sit here at my workstation
working
*Romanian radio chatter * I can't see any bears or any clowns.
*Romanian radio chatter *
You're driving and you get a bigger warning. It's fucking insane.
There's a fucking bear. Oh shit, I see it. I see it. It's right there, dude.
Another day.
Day two.
So I'll try and actually talk to you guys more. I know I don't talk to you guys enough. I'm still here. Same spot.
Day two.
Yesterday I did actually go out with the War Room guy. Sorry that's confidential, but um...
Yeah, hand.
still looks stupid,
I kind of understand baby hands now. This is a baby's hand.
But I think it's starting to heal, slowly but surely.
Day two, I'll try and teach, what do I have? I have coffee.
with bone broth inside.
That's what I'm drinking.
Haven't eaten yet.
Day two.
This is my diary.
Welcome to Take Confidential. I hope someone has never watched Take Confidential before and they think that this is all it is. It's me.
Talking to you.
In the same spot, never moving.
*sniff*
See you next time. Few hours.
um
I'm going to try to get the engine to start.
so
*BANG*
How you doing man?
So I've decided to lay on the floor.
That's what I'm doing now.
It's day two.
I'm starting to become depressed.
Maybe I should just do it.
*Dramatic music*
so
Thank you very much.
*Rolling*
Thank you.
It's day three.
and something amazing happened.
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Nothing amazing happened. I got you. I'm still here. It's just a different day.
Am I losing my mind?
Is this like isolation? Have I lost my mind?
The end.
-
*sniff*
Thank you.
Yo T, where you taking me bro?
I'm taking you to Dracula's house. Yes, it's a real place. I'm trying to volume on the fuckers in America asking Wow is Transylvania real as a racist track lives matter?
Alright man, we made it to Dracula's neighborhood. He's a real person, stop thinking he isn't.
This was his house, he lived here.
Hmm. Maybe I'm drunk. Wait, maybe you are drunk, little brother. You got it?
Food or soldiers outside. You're just chilling. That's it. Come get me. Come get me pussy. This is where you collect ashes from. Yeah. Bring me your shit. Pay me. Bring me the virgins and the wheat. I'll send my dudes down there. Not much has changed in the world. They still got their dudes that can send me out of this city.
Okay, good.
Their uniforms, that was cool though. No, not really cool.
is make sure there aren't any versions.
Yeah, no, that version's not good.
*Dramatic music*
so
*music*
So I have bad news for Take Confidential. The best episode in the world has come.
has concluded, thereof.
*sniff*
Fuck you. What are you talking about? The best episode ever. We had a blast. Who's we?
Me and the Take Compilation reviewers.
- Fuck off. - We were the ones driving around in supercars. Didn't do shit. - What do you mean? I was with them the whole time. - We had loads of fun. - No, they kept me company.
No, because you're recording this like a week before they'll see it.
Thank you.
Nah, you guys were with me the whole time. You guys know the best episode ever. And they're going to comment.
and want loop confidential.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - What's the problem?
It's not.
So why did I get called in here? So now it's emergency means again. It's this same old story.
I came back from supercars driving through the mountains. Well, actually, this emergency meeting is very important because I actually have something very important to tell you about. This is not a joke. This is actually super important. What has happened is...
Thank you.
I get called Morpheus a lot. I get called Morpheus all the time in my DMs because I'm trying to wake people up. If the Matrix is real and you are watching this video, I am Morpheus.
I am the guy trying to wake you up from slavery. I get messages all the time. And the most common message I get from people is, hey Tate, you know, once I paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I feel more financially free. I feel like, you know what I need? I need a weapon knife.
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