0:30.105, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jacked!

0:42.28So it's cancelled. It's cancelled. We've drunk loads of booze and we're supposed to be leaving today to drive around. But Luke's family. But Luke's family, the French, have said that we're not allowed to leave the country. I don't know how. They must have seen it on social media and knew we were all coming and it cancelled. We're not allowed to leave the country.

1:00.12across the Euro Tunnel. I'm literally depressed. That was our plan for the next two weeks. So now what the fuck are we going to do? I was looking so forward. And now we're in Luton. We're in Luton. The worst place in the world. We're depressed people are meant to be though. I feel at home here. The universe has returned us to our original place. Our base state of existence. Being in Luton. We're supposed to go out deep though.

1:31.64What Jay should do... Is there any way you can put all the cars on a plane? There's no point flying cars to... I beat those there. You got your jet contacts, call them. We're the jet guys.

1:45.79So can I even say that on YouTube or they have to bleep that out? Anyway, it's gonna happen. This is the last one. Nice. Because there's never gonna be a camera ever again, is there? The French are c*****. The French are c*****.

1:56.84They know about us, they don't want us to come. It's because last time we had too much fun in France. The last time we all got arrested for speeding that guy up. So now the French don't want our trip to go. Apparently for no reason,

2:09.09He smashed it.

2:10.34Jay's windscreening. Jay's another guy who was

2:13.08smashed his windscreen in.

2:14.61And then all the guys got out.

2:16.08and jumped it.

2:17.61and then smashed his house up.

2:19.38Then they tried to pull a gun And they took the gun off Yeah So it turns out The English Have beaten the French Once again

2:26.22It's true. It is a shame. It's 1815 all over again.

2:28.95and Trashman got disarmed and got his house smashed up.

2:32.22He basically surrendered. Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's... Call J. Put him in touch with our jet people and see if we can get planes to bring the cars and the people in. Maybe we don't need cars. Maybe we all just need to fly to Ibito and get drunk. Maybe we need to get a plane, charter a plane, get all the cannon run guys, get them on the plane, start boozing, teach Luke a lesson, and then go to Ibito. Just be in Ibito. And just go. Call J. Put him in touch with our jet ride. Make it happen. I'm depressed. Fucking should be.

3:01.36Beep.

3:05.48It's going off. It's going off is it? It's going off, it's going off. Cannon run air flying out of London Biggin Hill. Done. IB for got it boxed.

3:25.28Thank you.

3:31.05Oh.

3:34.79- Edger, what's happening?

3:36.84So,

3:37.59We weren't supposed to go on the run.

3:39.48And then we talked about plantains, and then I suggested

3:42.15Here we are.

3:43.28A plane has been chartered, an individual plane for everyone on the campus.

3:46.79And we're going to a beat.

3:48.00You can't just get a plane. You can, you just buy a plane.

3:50.69If I plane, say hi, I've got 150 people.

3:53.03Give me a play.

3:53.82You spend lots of money.

3:55.67Thank you.

3:58.21What do you mean you just got a plane? We've got a plane, we're our plane.

4:01.10Bye.

4:01.95Is that one?

4:03.78That's just everyone's stopped, everyone's parking the cars, and we're going to fly to Arvitha.

4:07.10- I'm not sure if you're a question.

4:08.23Yeah.

4:09.51- KTV. - If you cut out the driving.

4:12.43of this trip.

4:14.16What's next?

4:15.60just the boozing.

4:18.66Can't you drive can you?

4:20.34I'm super excited. You can drink and fly. I'm not sure Luke is excited.

4:24.79I am excited. But it might get really, really nasty.

4:32.33You'll be alright.

4:33.68You alright?

4:37.89I love the cat and run. You say that now. Yeah. You just wait. I'm gonna make you hate. Who's this coming? Right now it's just coffee and nice music. I'm super excited.

5:33.99Oh really? It's like that?

6:05.77It is! It is!

6:23.05It's going to be here!

6:27.30I'm watching now some of you are just sipping. Oh man! I'm running check Jake, I'm running check. Balls upside down! Balls upside down! She's knocked the bullet one in! Give her one! Who's gonna get fired? Who's gonna get fired?

6:44.36We've been in training for this Luke. We've been training. This is it, this is the shit we shit fight. This is it.

6:53.64Right, let's get some more clothes here. Where's that train?

7:00.02Let's go again, let's go again. We're coming again. We're fucking going again. Tell him, Tamar, tell him. We're fucking going again.

7:14.04Oh, we're going again. Don't fucking ask that stupid question. American, though, American. You know, you look, take it back to the old kid road.

7:26.54Ready, steady, up we go. Knock it back, knock it back. Keep an eye on him, keep an eye on him, keep on, keep on, keep on. There you go. Upside top.

8:23.26Welcome to the real world, Luke. One round to go after this.

8:23.26Luke's Aikido.

8:23.28drink they need to be trained. Since he's come to Europe we've been teaching him. He's gonna fucking neck it neck it neck it neck it. Americans think having two beers is like a drink at night out. Fuck they can't drink at all. Yes! Why are you making me an extension? The jet is for sale at one and a half million quid. Should we buy the jet? Should we buy the jet? Right, take it. You've heard it from everybody. If you don't buy the jet, you're the one that stopped the sale. This is the man that will stop the sale. Buying the jet, carry on 21 is

8:53.28What's going on? Peer pressure. Peer pressure. It is peer pressure. It's going to peer pressure me into buying a fucking plane. Which I never see and he uses nonstop. Yes. That's what's going to happen. Peer pressure. Are you ready? Tate. I'm ready. Right. Go.

9:16.50The problem is with these is they only pour as fast as they pour. Now. So you pour out.

9:20.72It's going to be a draw.

9:22.90Huh?

9:25.74- Yeah, it just doesn't look good. - What are we on? - Yeah, it doesn't look good. - Buying jets, booze all the time. - Buying jets and booze, I don't know. - Buying jets and booze, that's what this is, isn't it? - I don't know. - Nothing makes sense. - Nothing does all the sense. - I was gonna stand up the whole day and be like, "Yes!"

10:08.37He was a saxophone player on a plane. Come on. You might be insane. I have to stop hanging out with you. Too crazy. We're bad for each other. Trust me, you don't want this.

10:22.51I am working on behalf of the

10:24.54of Jay Cannon who's given me the authority to boss people around. Now, I don't give a fuck what you're doing. I don't give a fuck if you need to piss. We are landing right now. So just get in the seat. We all have to sit down. There's no way around it. The air store disses have insisted, but they said I'm scarier than them. So they've given me the job of telling everyone to sit down, take your seats, and we're landing. And you can take a piss.

11:24.46be done about 10 minutes time. We're not kids, we're not children, it's all good. Thank you.

11:54.34Thank you.

12:24.38Thank you.

12:52.12I'm a grown man.

12:54.66It does look nice. I'm in the worst places.

13:02.42It is nice, isn't it? It looks good. I'm here. It's inside me.

13:54.42All the day, guys!

14:24.46*BEEP*

14:24.48the car rally. What happened? We started boozing. Time just kind of got away from us. We just like teleported. And now we're in Poland.