Transcript
You told me there's an island.
It's an island which can only be accessed by boat in the Danube Delta where cannabis grows everywhere.
*Sings*
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
*music *
♪ Don't think you'll stop me ♪ ♪ I'm all the way up ♪
♪ Don't think you'll stop me ♪
I'm all the way up. I'm all the way up. I don't think this is coffee. I'm all the way up.
- Go speedy, baby. - Hold, hold, hold.
*singing*
This is how we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is how we do it.
This is how we do it. Another one.
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
With my ass twice and making great peace The city said yes in New York, many of you never died My name's Justin Waller. If you want Tabasco, then come near me, Mr. Hot Song. You ain't a girl alive who can't resist licking a piece of this. I put up a steel building day and night, seven days a week. I'm going to catch some ginger man on the face of the plant.
Hey, can't argue with the man.
*Squeak*
learn at the feet of our master and commander andrew tate and tristan and these other men
exact place you need to be. The world gave you the perfect opportunity. I don't think you find a
If you find it, it won't be that easy to join. You only live once. You only really have one life. And you deserve, you owe it to yourself. The best place to do that is to go.
And then I see an app message, and he's like, no, someone messaged me, and it was Andrew. I was like, holy cow, and he's like, I remember he said, this proves you can make money doing anything.
If somebody isn't currently in the world, what I would say to them is that the people who are on the inside are more knowledgeable, more well connected and more successful than the new way I am. And I was looking for brothers that I could relate with and make tons of money. That was really it.
Joining the war room opened my eyes because I saw what was possible just through what Andrew and Tristan were doing.
This is a war of all these experiences. This is how we walk. We've got to find the bandman of this caliphany anywhere else in the world. Except for the people of New York. Thank you very much.
*music*
Outro Music.
*BEEP*
Narcos Romania. So, uh, obviously being the big boss that I am, I got an email probably about six months ago from a friend of mine who says, "Tick, can you sell weed?" I was like, "Look, my friend, I've changed career paths. I no longer sell weed, but how much you got, how much you want to move. It needs to be kilos while playing games." And he told me,
There's an island.
It's an island which can only be accessed by boat in the Danube Delta where cannabis grows everywhere. There's cannabis all over the ground. Local people have no idea as regards to the value of cannabis out in the real world because they're relatively isolated and they don't really go out into the real world.
it's considered a weed all you have to do is pick it and sell it completely 100% bio you know for all those vegans and them motherfuckers who don't like fertilizers blah blah blah there's weed everywhere on this island
But you have to get to the island. And then I've got the local contact who's going to make sure the locals don't want to shoot you in the head. And then you are going to help me find the people to pick it and sell it out there to all the heathens of the outside world. So I was interested and I've decided to go and visit this island, which is where I'm currently standing.
Turns out there's a lot of wild horses.
as you can see, completely wild horses on this island. Wild horses and weed. So, uh, this is the story of Narco Romania.
Oh.
you
*music*
*Tonk*
Thank you.
Driving beer. Ah yeah good. Makes you drive better. Good. That's how I drive.
Leta village and we'll go in a Russian village.
So there's five villages. One is Ukrainian. This is Ukrainian. Leta village is Ukrainian. It's Ukrainian village and then we have a Russian village. Yes. And then three Romanian villages. One Romanian village.
- Three Russians. - Ah, so there's lots of Russian villages inside of Romanian territory. - Russian villages, but less people, because we know what we need. We have only seven families, and another one, three families. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. They have a nice, easy life here, I think. No problems. But I'm here now, so I make some money, you know, maybe I'll take it to them. Start the party. Happy Island. So they cut the grass and burn the grass and everyone gets high and they don't really understand the value.
Thank you.
And you said there's no police here, no? No. There's a police station with no policemen? Yes.
Zero please. Zero please.
you
It's good to know.
I'm going to go.
So basically I'm Luke And Luke
Keeps breaking his Ferrari But I fixed it And now he's away being a baby somewhere Something about his baby hands I need to go to America I need to go to baby hands In America everyone has baby hands Like a little fucking bitch Usual shit from Luke
Baby hands, baby hands.
I don't want to drive my 458 Italia, because I got baby hands. I'm busy at home, icing my hands.
Pussy ass. So now I'm Luke. I'm the new improved Luke.
I'm bigger, I'm stronger, I'm richer, I'm smarter, and I have the hands of a full-grown man. I've got man's hands with diamond watches. Luke ain't got shit.
Fuck Luke.
I'm the new Luke. Fuck Luke. I'm going to go to America and have my baby hands look dead.
Fuck Luke.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*music*
Okay.
.
Bye.
*music*
The End
Go ahead.
Thank you.
The End
I think you scared him. Luke is a bitch. This car is fast. He just doesn't fucking drive it. He should have the smart car.
Smart car.
They won't let me out, no, they won't let me out, doctor. They won't let me out, they won't let me out, doctor. They won't let me out, no, they won't let me out.
You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!
Heavy! Shut up and sit down, you big bald fucker!