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Fuck off, Luke.
They're just drinking up there. Yeah, we're just drinking. I came to hide. We're just drinking down here, mate. Find somewhere to sleep, Luke. I know I'm sleeping.
Take confidence in yourself.
Out of my heart, that rap we playin' Wash your machine, trick, ooh Shawty got me in crip, ooh Know what she came to do, then she still, ooh Head monster, set up a puttin' My soul wet, need yo' anointin' Way too good, man, buy you somethin' Made a whole song, see, I act like it I should run for you, I'm gonna run for you Damn, man, got me trippin' Feel my head, man, I'm gon' eat your shit You gotta have fun
*Drums*
*music*
I don't wanna be a savage, but I really gotta have it.
I was playing with that pussy had a dripping on the paddock in his water.
This can't be the real world. The real world can't just be supercars driving around.
anywhere, doesn't matter.
Love you all.
That's not the real world, guys.
This isn't the real world.
I've lost my mind. I think I'm filming for a show called Take Confidential, and I'm just filming what we do.
but we aren't actually doing this.
somewhere else.
Mental ward. This can't be real.
Thank you.
This is not the real world.
First time, figured it out. What? This is actually not the real world, and I've actually gone mad. I've gone crazy. I'm actually not filming you. You're not real. What are you talking about? The real world cannot be us driving around supercars, going, doing whatever, and just doing anything. That's the real world. No, it's not. No, I've gone insane. See? No.
to stay in my insanity. Tristie, you can't just close the window. That's what I do. See?
So we're in the super boat. We're in the super boat. We're in Spain. Literally a mega boat. Luke, do you believe in eggs? I knew this couldn't be real. Do you believe in eggs? That's what I mean.
worth and ultra high net worth individual cannot be asking you whether I believe in eggs do you believe in them now I've gone mad I've gone insane this is a big fantasy let's wait eggs right so it's an egg yeah and if you eat it it's good for you but if you don't eat it it becomes a dinosaur or chicken yeah or like a crocodile yeah you believe in that yeah what do you know I can't I've eaten them many times I haven't seen them going to dinosaurs but I do believe that that
it up who's trying to trick us everyone's talking about eggs i just don't buy it doesn't make sense sorry man you can't just not buy eggs listen if you're watching take confidential reply in the comments yes or no do you believe in eggs i won't have a vote i personally do not believe in eggs do you believe in eggs either yes i believe in eggs or no i do not believe in eggs guys eggs must exist eggs don't exist there's no universe they're hard on the outside but soft on the inside and they turn into dinosaurs you can buy 12 of them for like two dollars
- Sorry, not logical.
- Is it not logical? Are eggs a fucking lie?
Hey dude, this can't be a boat. This is a boat?
- I don't believe in eggs boats, sorry. - I'm not sure I believe in boats. - You're on a boat. - No, this might be, you know, it's one of those things where they put you in, they close everything, and then you kinda teleport, but not through water. - Or you want an egg.
No, it's like it's on real.
I'm never going off Harry Evergad.
Sorry bro.
Yeah, hose for cleaning.
Listen, we're breaking in.
Listen.
I've been to jail for weeks.
I'm not scared of one of these.
What do you mean? It's impenetrable. Listen.
Eggs aren't even real, so.
I mean, I guess if eggs aren't real.
- For my protection? - Yes. Oh, for my safety.
I would hate for something terrible to happen to me by putting my bag in the room.
I can't drop my bag in the room?
Depends what company you have. 5411.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate it very much. Thank you. I'll be really careful.
Thank you.
- Here's a mic.
Not my mate, your mate. He's your mate. He's my protection. You don't know me. I've been to the fuck. You don't know me, bro. Fuck.
No, what do you mean? Bro, bro, bro, wait, what are you doing?
Be careful.
Watch. FUCK.
Oh, we got the same room?
Wait, you're 411.
Yeah.
So where are you seeing them?
I guess here. Listen, Luke, let me taste some of it.
When people say the name Andrew Tate, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
Punched woman.
-Fairy bitches. You know me on the-- -Wait, fairy bitches? You know me on the fairy, I'm going up there, I'm going to the bar, I'm going up to some bitch.
Listen, I'm a captain of the ship.
There is 0% chance I don't end up with fairy hoes. This room is going to be off the chain.
Right? And it has to be a four to one ratio, four girls, one guy. So unless you find four girls, four fairy hoes, you're not asleep here.
You're taking a walk.
Shit. I fucking hate fairies. Everyone knows I'm a fairy. Gee, I'm the captain of the fairy. No, it makes sense.
It does make sense. I have to admit, I'm not surprised. Okay, and do you all submit that eggs aren't real?
No, eggs are real. Eggs are real. You'll get it one day, bro.
So, you also put me on mask prison ass. We're not wearing it, but everyone else is. It's weird. I'm exempt. I've got a medical condition. Yeah, I do too. I've got balls inside of my sack, so I don't wear a mask. Ah, I have the same thing. Yeah, it's weird. But I see all these other people. I swear they have that condition, but...
balls in their side. Yeah.
Weird. Well, that's life. Not worth it. Maybe we can start a mutiny. Anti-mass mutiny. Take over the boat? Yeah, take over the boat. No mass allowed. Where do we drive?
I think we just keep going to Spain, right? I mean, that's where we want to go. Why take a mutiny then? Why not just let them drive us?
True. Ah, but then we wouldn't own the boat when we get there. Get to Spain, own the boat, sell the boat. Do you want this
it how much do you think this boat costs do you believe in eggs i do believe in eggs i still believe in eggs eggs must be real all right so what happens
Why do you have the lamp? Because I went to buy phone charger.
- I'm big, I'm French bitch, you're me.
- Masks here. So I don't wear a mask. Why? I'm exempt. You don't accept exempt people. How can you not accept me for being exempt?
"You do not accept, you must leave." So I carried on walking around the store, refusing to leave to another section. "Follow me, you must leave now."
So I said, okay, I'll do that. But I was already holding this because I was going to buy it from Marcel and say, are you married? And he'd say, no. And I'd say, then why do you have a little lamb?
But he got him. - They were already holding this. They demanded I leave. So I was like, "Okay." So I walked out with the van and stole it.
- Nice. - Now I've got free lamb. - Okay. So, so,
Nice. So yeah.
So if you don't wear a mask, you get free lamb.
Nice.
If they want to throw me overboard,
They can. You can throw me overboard. I can swim.
I'm hungry.
I'll walk the bike.
Thank you.
Marcel is your real name, man? You live with... Marcel? He's also scared of bubbles. Yeah, he's scared of bubbles, by the way. Oh, no, not Marcel.
Yeah.
What about me?
Scared of water bubbles only. He's okay with coke bubbles and stuff.
scared of bubbles run full edit something scared of bubbles i can't go through my life without getting angry
one dude orders sushi.
Some other dude scared of bubbles.
Pussy ass dudes.
We are filming in my cigar lounge. It's not yet complete.
But this is a room in my house that's going to be specifically for cigars. It's a cigar lounge. We've got oak on the walls. We've got very expensive...
Liquors, not that I can tell the difference. Like whiskey, I bought a $1,000 bottle, bought a $20 bottle.
Tastes did the same to me, but that's what you do when you're rich. I've got a cigar lounge in my house.
Because I'm a G.
And that's going to lead on to the following point, that how the only water I drink is sparkling water, because sparkling water is for rich people.
And I'll tell you why. You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap.
The government gives you that shit effectively for free.
Sparkling water you have to buy.
So if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink rich man's water. I explained this to someone, some bumbacla, and of course he replied with the typical, but I don't like sparkling water.
You don't like sparkling water. You don't like water. Yeah, but the bubbles.
The bubbles...
You scared of bubbles, you little bitch?
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Tristan, why do you have Pirates tickets? Stop giving us Pirates tickets. I do want one though. You're not allowed one. So I'm not allowed a Pirates ticket? No, you're not allowed a Pirates ticket. Alright, but can you pass the charger?
I don't see any, I don't see any chalger. I can't even look. You can't try and look with the small chalger. You can't see a chalger. You can't even try to turn this way. I can see it.
coin.
What's in the bag?
Oh, don't touch my bag. Don't touch my bag. Shit, fuck. Anyway.
So just a bit, you've got some chargers. I didn't buy chargers. That's why you went. You can't just buy piracy.
6 a.m. so if you would like to wake up that early bro
And if you can donate anything to ORPHA,
Anything would be appreciated. Thank you very much. Mr. Doesn't believe in whales.
- Which is evil twin? His arch nemesis from a parallel universe. - Nah, Andrew knows whales exist. He's trying to get us.
So ladies and gents, now I'm going to have some live music for you next. From our lovely audience, me and Mr Jones.
- Berries her ass.
I think this is right. It's in California. California, man.
*BEEP*
So, Luke Confidential. Hey, how are you doing? Good?
fairies are trash. I've disappeared, it's just Tristan and Marcel drinking loads, so I've hidden away and I'm going to my room where they'll never accept - they'll never expect me.
5 -4 -1 -1.
They're just drinking up there. I came to hide. We're just drinking down here, mate. Find somewhere to sleep, Luke. Thanks so much. Thanks, mate. Bye. Fairies are fucking ass. I fucking hate fairies. I genuinely hate fairies. Fairies are shit. So it's just Tristan and Marcel upstairs, and now Andrew's just doing whatever in the fucking room. It's fucking ass.
Bye guys.
What do you mean, what? Interrupting our conversation.
Yeah. It's kind of smoky here. What are they going to do?
Well, they're definitely going to...
Thank you.
Hit the fire alarm make everyone evacuate.
I don't have one.
Anyway, you know, I have a really good idea.
Room party.
Us three. You want a party? Three amigos. All right, booze? No, water. No more booze. Water party. Well, Marcel bought this water, and I want it all, and it's all mine. All right, I don't need water.
Really.
But I think we should all hang out in here. I don't want to hang out. All night. Do you want to hang out with him? No. I don't want to hang out with you. Yeah, but I don't have a room.
Thank you.
sounds.
- Do you know where to sleep?
You can't see peer. Yes, I can. Me neither. Floor, maybe. Floor. You can't see floor.
Luke, get the door. I'm not getting the door. You're getting the door. No. I'm not getting the door. You guys go fuck off. I'm going to bed.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
What were you doing here? You kicked him out.
so he came to trouble you
Yes.
We lay on the floor snoring.
Why is it not a four-letter?
There's nowhere else to sleep. I can't just sleep outside.
This is not human existence.
This is not fit for a human. You're not a human.
So you slept on the floor all night?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Why didn't you sleep in the bed?
What, man?
*knocking*
*laughter*
Ha ha ha.
Oh, you're a loser, Luke. You know what? I was curious what this was last night.
but I did give it a look.
No, you guys are doing things to the door to try and lock me in here.
Why would I do that?
Because I just heard the door rattle like three times and then you guys said you're leaving.
You guys did something. It's a blockade of some sort. I didn't do anything. How old do you think you are? I'm not even sure about that.
Yes, you are. I'm a kid, though. No, that's exactly who you are. I'm a grown man now.
And now I'm certain, now I have 100% guarantee that there's a fucking blockade on the other side of this.
Yeah, fine. I'll find my way out.
Alright, finished my shower. Now we're gonna see what they did.
Mm -hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They actually may have fucked me.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ah, the ladder trick.
Thank you.
so i have to move it up anyway confidential i'm gonna deal with this and then get back to you
You know, I don't think Spain's ready. Spain is not. I don't think they realized what's coming off this ship. They are not ready. They just saw another ship. Ah, ship's coming. Yeah. Ah, very old people. They have no idea. They have no idea. We're the shit show. What is coming to their country. They're not ready.
engines i'm sure there's zero filtration in here just revving as hard as possible yeah of course
i want you to be able to drive these people are not ready spain should not let us in they should make this ah nice so he got that guy though
Stop.
Thank you.
- I got armed. - Yeah, he is armed. They are ready.
They're super ready. They're super ready, man. So Spain is ready. Bro, Spain's actually super ready.
They went from not ready to super ready. Yeah, they went from not ready to super ready. They are literally super ready. They're all armed with assault rifles. Just ready.
All right, so first car's out the race. First car's out the race. We go off the boat, and the Lambo blew up. Okay. Off to a good start. One down, 49 left. 49 to go.
couldn't finish the run.
It really upsets me. It pisses me off actually they're gonna go through all this effort
all these police, they're armed.
all this shit just to try and pretend eggs are real.
- Is that what this is about? - Yeah, of course it is. What else is it about?
So they stopped me now, they're saying, "Take my license."
Because I said X was in it.