0:35.01Thank you.

0:40.17I'm out.

0:41.40So what's Harrods? - A load of Harrods, spend loads and loads of money.

0:45.08More. Because we haven't spent enough money. It can't be around two. Yesterday we spent a million. Yesterday was a million pounds. We're going to spend more. We've got the rolls, we've got the roof for the house.

0:53.30- Yeah, I need things. - So we bought the Rolls Royce, and then we bought, how much did I spend on Armani?

0:56.96No, more. No, eight, nine, nine. Eight, nine, ten.

1:01.70went shopping in a bunch of outlets, I bought a wallet that cost $10,000. Wait, wait, wait. I think it's no losers allowed, no babies allowed.

1:11.98Tristan, you want to get out? So you broke the lift.

1:15.11So now we're stuck in this hotel all day and there's no possible way to move my stairs. Tristan. As if that's possible. There's no possible way.

1:21.63You can walk down three flights of stairs.

1:24.45I bet you, our entire network, that you can't get down to the vault of these things.

1:28.75One, there's a trick. Two, I have control of most of our network on my phone. There's no way on God's Treanor if you can walk down three flights of stairs.

1:36.09He was scared to take challenge. He was scared, wasn't he? He was scared to take challenge. Could have had a chance of winning 10 million.

1:44.64and all the body on your phone.

1:46.82To be fair, Tristan did walk up that Dubai stair thing. Listen, I know you don't think he's gonna need to walk the fly, I'm just talking shit.

1:55.06Because there's no way Tristan makes it to me. Zero chance. Zero percent chance.

2:01.38- Tristan, it's over.

2:03.72There's no logic broken there.

2:07.44You have to walk back up. You're going to walk back up and you're back up. I guarantee you.

2:13.32*laughter*

2:14.32- Yes.

2:17.10A little bit, since there was no way in.

2:20.58There's no way you're going to stop.

2:23.33Are you done?

2:24.60Even better.

2:26.17Should've took the bat. Why didn't you take the bat? That was fucking stupid. Go to the rich!

2:30.33God bless you. Tristan, millions and millions of dollars.

2:34.83- I'm a million.

3:07.09He's a loser.

3:07.11car and get out it's parking yeah if the car stays there what's really gone wrong this just doesn't make sense you can't choose a hotel that has no parking because of its bargaining the inflation indicator is bullshit the reason it's absolute bullshit is because they're talking about a little basket of groceries is that what you want to dictate your life on is that what you want to

3:37.11base life, food to live, bread, eggs, crap, right? The real indication of inflation is the rich people shit. Because I'm guessing if you're watching this, you want to be rich, right? You should want to be rich. You don't want to go through life thinking, I hope I can afford bread forever. You want to go through life thinking, I hope I can get a London penthouse next to Harrods. Hope I can buy a Rolls Royce. You want to be rich. Let me tell you something as a rich motherfucker who buys rich people shit. The inflation on rich people shit is through the roof. The price of

4:07.11London penthouses and premium property and expensive cars and boats is through the roof. The inflation rate's like 50%, something ridiculous. You would not believe how much more expensive this stuff's getting. The only way you can truly measure inflation is measure against the lifestyle you want. So when the government's saying to you, oh no, inflation's only this much, you know it's a lie anyway, right? What you really need to consider is shit.

4:30.81I was making this much, hoping to have a rolls that cost this much. And what's going to happen next year is you're going to be making this much and the rolls is going to cost that much. Do you understand? You got to get your shit together today.

4:44.79Now, I say to people all the time about speed.

4:47.78I think I'm making it up. You need to act quicker. Anything that's in your brain that you're half considering is a fuck up.

4:56.01I live my entire life with instant action. I look at shit and go, boom, three seconds of analysis, yes, bang, done. That's how I got fucking rich. You're going to sit around and wait for inflation to eat your ass like a dumbo. Get it together.

5:21.05This is the best steak in the world.

5:52.51It is fucking good. It is fucking good.

5:55.29- Thank you.

5:56.80So Tristan, you think you're gonna find a way out of Harrods? Yeah. No, you're not. I am. It's like Dubai Mall all over again.

6:05.98You've been saying this for three days.

6:08.68It hasn't been three years ago. It has. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here a bit. You've been saying this for three days. Andrew, how long have we been in this mall?

6:15.45Three days.

6:16.23- Yeah.

6:17.06three days we're gonna spend three days in here i know the way

6:21.99Good thing we won't get hungry. I think I know where the food is.

6:26.10- I'm very sorry.

6:28.45Andrew thinks we're gonna get out. He doesn't realize how these places are built. They're built like a maze to get lost so that you spend all your money.

6:37.06Three days later, you finally get out, find the car.

6:40.32on your barbecues.

6:42.12We'll talk to you.

6:44.32You have so much confidence, just like Dubai. Tristan, how many days did it take us to get out of Dubai all?

6:49.2210 minutes. No, it took us three days. I distinctly remember

6:53.81Thank you.

6:54.58We just didn't film at all.

6:56.63Many hours later... So we couldn't find the stairs we asked someone they definitely told us the wrong way to go. Keep us in the infinite loop. Tristan I think we're gonna be lost forever. We are! Tristan thinks he knows his way out. I think we've passed this shot three times now.

7:13.04It's been four hours. It has been four hours. It's been four hours.

7:23.34I'm taking another turn. Oh, I gotta try right instead of straight this time after time number four. Yeah, we're off forever.

7:30.31I accept it. Yeah. I live in Harrods. At least they have food. Yeah, at least let's try and find the food section instead of trying to find the exit. I feel like if you try to find something to buy, it's extremely fast and easy. They have food and we have money. We'll be fine. Yeah.

7:44.77Okay, Jerusalem, you ever lost enough? Going through the Eagles again. Third time going through the Eagles. It is true.

7:59.49Thank you.

8:03.60Justin, you already looked at this a few times now. I mean, if we're going to buy it, we're going to buy it. I haven't. I'm going to buy it. Okay.

8:10.28So after his fifth time looking at these gloves, he's finally decided maybe he actually wants them. I haven't looked at these five times. Yes you have, we've been here loads of times. It's not true.

8:22.28Tristan, what are you doing? I think this way to the stairs. What do I want? I want you to stay square or lift. No, they're just there. So you're scared of us for that. Day two. You're scared of us for that. Yeah, day two. You're scared. We still haven't gotten off this floor. Get away!

8:38.19So Luke, you admit Harrod sells good things.

8:40.39Yes, they do. Can you admit you're jealous of this?

8:42.84And you admit you're very, very jealous.

8:45.05of

8:45.86my sterling silver line crocodile skin

8:49.41- See you guys.

8:51.64- Not really. - Huh? - Not really. - You don't want one? - Not just.

8:55.09No, not really.

8:56.97Ashley's a one.

8:59.55You're just going to say the same thing again. Just ask me for one.

9:03.60Alright, can I have one?

9:04.77You want a drink with your smoke?

9:06.44No.

9:07.94Where does the Pope shed?

9:10.71We all know where he sits. Where? Where?

9:13.46We say it at least 10 times a day. We let the world know. Where does the Pope shit?

9:17.57Yeah, where?

9:18.48and his hat.

9:19.39Exactly.

9:20.05Why else would he have that big ass hat that wasn't for taking a shit?

9:22.87It's true. It doesn't make much sense, does it? That is ridiculously big.

9:26.87Yes, what it's for.

9:27.96But it could fit. Big Vatican turds.

9:30.93Exactly. So it's not actually ridiculously big. It's just very functional.

9:36.00To take confidential note that that's where the Pope takes the shit,

9:38.46No, I don't think we've ever said this to Take Confidential. Take Confidential is like 5% of our life. I know. People think our life is fun. It's 1%. It's less than 1%. Our life is so much more fun than we can possibly film. We forget. That's the problem. We forget or we get banned on you. Yeah.

9:52.02'cause it's us three, 25 girls in a hotel,

9:55.77It's just stupid.

9:57.51You can't record it.

9:59.19Anyway, is he allowed a cigarillo or not? No.

10:01.95So that's the new questions, the drink water.

10:04.29And I'm always going to lose to that one.

10:06.50Exactly.

10:07.55Telling the truth about the Pope was easy.

10:09.39Thank you.

10:17.10Is that coffee Luke? It's not coffee. It's not. It's got espresso.

10:26.44Mine's not coffee. That's not coffee but this is not pure coffee. I don't like coffee that all my food.

11:11.32I hate you.

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12:10.48I'm coming.

12:13.95What do you mean, come on, let's go? What is this?

12:17.94He just bought a Rolls.

12:19.58and his Ferraris for driving.

12:21.47We're driving this car to Spain.

12:25.05I'll come back and get the Rolls. The Rolls isn't ready so I need something to drive in the meantime.

12:30.27Drive to Spain.

12:32.13Luke!

12:32.84Get in the car. You can't just tell me to get in the Ferrari. I don't know this Ferrari.

12:42.16we are simply in a ferrari so yeah the roll source isn't ready so you can't just get ferraris okay and i have connections aikido you didn't i didn't have a car i will admit and now i have a ferrari you did aikido it andrew has the other car so you got this car exactly that is a bit of aikido it's aikido yeah i told you i'd do an english lunch you did i'm fucking addicted to

13:10.38cheese better sponsor this channel i'm actually super addicted to wheat crunchies i was just making fun of chips these chips are the for poor people when you're rich you get to eat like pure meat sticks and we've eaten a bunch of them it's literally for american people they don't know what these are i don't believe you have them although i was quite poor it's just chicken on a stick literally chicken on a stick from gas stations so that's what rich people eat poor people eat these

13:40.40I'm good. You're poor now. Yeah, I'm poor now. I'm going to eat my wheat crunchies. Let me tell you something. I don't eat protein. When I used to be a traveling salesman, the highlight of my week was when I had a spare 10, 15 pounds at Goodloe Gas Station and buy all the snacks. Now, I'm the snack man everywhere I go. Wow.

14:07.58Andrew, what is this?

14:11.38We're driving supercars. Tell him.

14:15.58What are we doing? We're rich. We're rich. Welcome to the real world. We've been here. We've been here. We live here. We do this. We do this.

14:29.38My esteemed colleague here is going to drive us. Number one, this is the Ferrari, the big boy Ferrari. Yeah. Buggy. Buggy man's driving us. Which is faster, your Ferrari or this car?

14:44.10*crying*

14:44.10We're going to Spain! What do you mean? We're going to Spain. Just like, we're going to Spain, Luke. We're going to fucking Spain. We're in England. Yeah, we're in England now, and we're about to go to Spain. So are we going to my home country? France? No. Fuck France. La France? Wait. Fuck France. No. Fuck France.

15:00.03We're skipping France. What? How?

15:04.65I'm just kidding. That is true. Luke, who's the poorest one on this buggy? Me. Marcy? Alright, I got you. Butter, are you French at all?

15:16.81Are you at all friends? No?

15:18.31No, no. I got a hundred M's in Spain. He does about it. Exactly. Exactly. We're sleeping in France. We're taking the boat directly to Spain. What do you mean boat? You can take a boat? You can take a boat to Spain. But we have cars. Welcome to the real world. What do you mean cars? That doesn't make sense. This doesn't make sense. Welcome to the real world, Luke. Every car here is the best person possible. Remember Richard.

15:41.95Marcel is the champion. Take confidence you might not know this man.

15:46.65This man is a champion. You do not understand.

15:51.15410 confidential system

15:52.46No, Tristan, this man is a super champion. I told you. I told you. He's ready to take lives.

16:00.45Let me do what we've got to do. That's it, man. He is a super duper champion. They don't know. They don't know. They have no idea. Tristan, they have no idea what I just witnessed. They don't know. Sorry, how many drinks have we had so far tonight?

16:19.08I don't know. You know what, Tristan? I wish I recorded the table as we left. No, I did a disservice to take confidential.

16:28.82And then you just poured two big beat balls. Yeah. And I said, my son, watch out. Don't go to this devil yet. Yeah. He's straight in the face. Yeah. Looked him straight in the face and drank it.

16:38.34I didn't do it. I thought you were lying. No, no, no. Marcel needs to take my place. Tristan, this man is a super champion of the world. There's no replacing family. Tell them. Exactly, so Luke, you can never take Marcel's place.

17:01.98It's true. This man. You can never replace Marcel's.

17:19.53is the super champion of the world.

17:19.69No one understands. I should have filmed it because it's not real otherwise. We've been forgetting. We've been drinking forever.

17:28.35- Thank you.

17:34.51- Dude. - You better turn that camera around. I didn't know. He did it. He did it. - Woo!

17:41.77- All right. This is my last drink. Tomorrow we gotta drive all day. I don't see the point in getting so drunk I can't function. - Oh wait, who's drunk Marcel? Who's drunk Marcel? Who's drunk? We're all drunk. Why are you standing up like you're gonna beat me up? - Six, seven. - You're not six, seven. - Seven.

18:05.89I don't know. Why are they doing it all day? No, I should have recorded the table we left. I didn't record it. No one understands. Marcel, why? Why? It's going to hurt you inside. Yeah, for no reason.

18:30.91You can't just dance. I think he wants. Oh, no, no, no, by the way, by the way, no, no, no, you don't know this. Marcel's got the dance moves. Andrew, don't even fuck around. Marcel's got the dance moves. I ain't gonna help him when I beat him up. It is. I ain't gonna help him. I ain't gonna help him when I beat him up.

19:25.05fucking driver sitting in it, forgot about it already. - To be honest, I probably lost my mind. This is all just fake.

19:30.09It's all just me. I'm not even recording anything. I'm probably staring at a wall. The Rolls Royce guy emailed me this morning. We need to collect a car. And I'm like, maybe January. I'm busy. I didn't want anything. I'm too busy. It's your fault, Luke. It's not my fault.

19:58.73So what happens? Why do you have the lamp? Because I went to buy a phone charger. I'm bitch. I'm French bitch. You're me.

20:06.34The mask is here.

20:07.41So I don't wear a mask. Why? I'm exempt. You don't accept exempt people. How do you not accept being exempt?

20:12.57Yeah.

20:13.11We do not accept, you must leave.