Transcript
*BANG*
They confident it's bad.
I'm driving a Ferrari F12 through Spain.
all the way to Marbella. After Marbella, I'm going to fly back on a private jet to London, pick up the Rolls Royce Tristan ball, get in the Rolls, drive to Warsaw, Poland, where I left my 812 Superfast. I've been sitting there for six months.
getting that drive back to Romania and get home just in time to relax for a week before I go to Ukraine, Kiev for the operator summit, the war room summit. I don't understand how you met. And this is a message to all men on Twitter. This is not just the people who follow me. I see people with big Twitter accounts, big following. How you live an existence so mundane. Where is your action?
at my feed, it's non-stop adventure, and you guys are just like, I went to the gym, I read a book, gonna cook dinner now, look, what the fuck are you doing with your fucking life, you're a man, and the most masculine essence is to seek risk, to seek adventure, that's what you're supposed to do as a man, this is why I never believed the corona shit, when all you did, you ate it up and lapped it up, because you've been conditioned to start thinking
after the kids, oh, duh, duh, duh. Men, we're not supposed to be safe. We're supposed to get in cars with a hangover and drive as fast as humanly possible and cross foreign lands looking for pussies. That's what we're supposed to do. I really am amazed that when I look on the Twitter feeds of all these other people who are successful, all of their lives are brutally mundane, brutally. And they can say, oh, but I'm just happy reading a book. Well, that's good for you. You're just happy
adventure and take risk as I do permanently, then you need to accept a part of you has become feminine. That's the reality because men are out here doing shit.
*Painful music*
Car can't do it car can't handle tape it can't do it it can't do it they changed something to it so it just simply
Cannot handle the turns.
Super fast better.
Yeah, super fast takes this whole day.
You keep saying they're my mates. They're your mates. Look, who are all your friends? These are all your friends. Look at them. I thought nobody liked you. Ah, you know whose fucking friends they are.
Fucking Tristan's.
- They're Tristan's friends. - Yeah, they're definitely Tristan's friends. Look, they're about to greet them.
Yeah, yeah, Tristan. They're all going to greet him. Yeah, Tristan, right, and she's just trying to throw him. Yeah, they're definitely Tristan's fucking friends. Typical. Typical Tristan. Yeah, that is what Tristan does.
Thank you.
Always had so many friends. Fucking loser.
Ah, so you tried to say they're Tristan's mate, but they're your mate. They're all my mates, yeah. They're all your mates. Okay.
- They're all my mates. - They're all your mates.
I knew No no no I'm in it now
Finally!
Thank you.
All your mates. How'd you get all these mates in Spain? We all talk about how we hate you.
it's fair nobody likes me so we're going to talk about Mr. I Hate Luke appreciation I Hate Luke I understand now this is the I Hate Luke group
Nice. Welcome to the railroad loop.
We'll be right back.
So Marcel can drink more than Tristan, confirmed. I can drink more than Tristan and I can drink less than you. Easily. Guaranteed. You can't drink less than me. 100%. That's not possible. He seems confident. Bro, this is the life I live. You can't want to drink less than me. Bro, I can be more sober than you can be. And I can be more drunk than Tristan.
both I just saw you do I could do that same time and I'm super ready for the heck up this is I'll
- I'll drink more than you and stay more sober than you. - Good question. - Ooh. - That's actually a doable bet. - We might stay more sober than you and drink. - No. - No. - You're sober than me. - Bro. - He has to drink more than you. - Where are the shots? - Where are the shots? - Where are the shots? - You already did this.
Where's the shots? You got family and shit now, Marston. I'm not so I can kill you anymore. I'm not so I can do this to you in 2021. Listen, this is your thing. Where's the shots? I'm a family man now, bro. Think about other people like yourself. In 10 years, I'm here, you're here, he's kind of here. Where's the shots? Where's the shots? Andrew, where's the shots? I don't need shots. No one needs shots. Where are you?
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
In the real world, you drag supercars around the world and order thousands of pounds of food and just drink endlessly. No, steal other people's shit. She literally just brought four beers. Four beers. For someone else that we've taken. And when they find out, I'm... It's true. No, they don't want the smoke. I'm a booze pirate, you see. I take what I want. I give nothing back. All the booze. You can take mine. Give none back.
- Oi, matey. - Oi, matey. - No, you can't give it back to me. - No, but you can take it. - That's yours though. - If it's yours, you can't give it away. - But you're a pirate.
- Marcel, why do you do this? - Something in my DNA that's-- - No, but the eight double whiskeys is coming. - No, I'm here. - It's real, like,
There's something in my DNA that doesn't let me back down for anything. But the words... Regardless of what it is. Even if I can't do it, I would do it. He's a superhero. I'll give it to my level. Do you believe in X?
I still believe in it.
Sats, bro.
Sats.
Now this, to the uneducated viewer, they think it's what, vodka and apple juice? What is it? Southern Comfort and sparkling? What is this, Mark's mom? That's 100 % missing. Why'd you do this? I told...it was gonna come. It was gonna come. That's why. No, no, no.
- I know, but I feel like-- - Do you see ducks?
Any dice on this table? Is there any dice on this table? There's no dice. This ain't a fucking game. This ain't a game.
Two of the same car? Two of the same? No, it's not the same car. That's the Huracan. That's the Huracan Evo. He's nice on this guy's.
See you next week.
It hurts, right?
He didn't dice. Do you see any playing cards?
No. 'Cause this ain't no game! This ain't no fucking game!
This ain't a fucking game.
What's up? What did you do to us? Why'd you do this?
You don't like booze either.
Why'd you do this?
He doesn't like boons! He's not a boozer! Because there's a lesson to be learned here, kids. Always fuck it up.
Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day. I want that. Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day. Rafael Uncle Marcel's lesson of the day.
Sorry Andrew Marcel, no way did Luke just beat you both up. I saw the whole thing. He added to Sparkle World, but Luke just - No? Luke just beat you up.
Death before is better than death after. Marcel, are you Andrew's cousin? What did you say? You might be Andrew's cousin. What did you just say?
It's horrible. He doesn't realize it's trash. It's evil. He's gonna realize about now. You see, you see, you see there. You see the pain. You guys couldn't see it because I didn't have the camera turned towards me. But that's the pain I got. You see the pain.
You repeat me. I'm not doing that. It's evil. It's evil. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
I will finally beat me. I will not down that right now before I eat my food. I know. I will feel horrible for the next three days. I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna relax half an hour and then I'll drink.
I ain't doing it though. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. What's up? You did this to us. This didn't need to be real.
When you dance with the devil you wait for the music to stop. That's why I don't start dancing. He likes to dance. He is a good dancer. He keeps dancing. He keeps starting the dance. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon like this? No, I mean I have. I don't like it.
Tristan Walsh desserts. Yeah. All the desserts. Yeah. I have four mojitos please. I knew this. That's why I brought the phone out.
Vodka and Red Bull.
I need juice. I need juice. I want dessert. No hot chocolates. Thanks. Tristan, that's not dessert. Dessert? Dessert means like ice cream, brownies, cookies. Sweet, delicious. Yeah, poison. Yeah, it's not poison.
and chocolate milk. That's dessert, a chocolate lava cake.
Some sweet tuna. I didn't even want dessert and you still ordered me your version of dessert. Two of them, two servings. It doesn't make sense. It will tomorrow. I still have my beer.
*Mario plays*
I just don't believe it. It just doesn't make sense. How can eggs be real? Eggs are real, bro. Ah, bro. Listen, I've been thinking about this a lot. Put some real time in. I think it's actually one of the biggest problems of the world is that the powers that be have convinced everyone that eggs are real. Bro, eggs have to be real. How can they be real? Dinosaurs come from eggs.
and chickens and birds yeah bro and lizards from eggs but i can fry them and eat them that makes sense that doesn't make any sense could you eat a dinosaur you might have got me there have you ever eaten a dinosaur no maybe eggs aren't real see eggs aren't real bro and they're hard on the outside and soft to the inside and doesn't add up doesn't add up sounds like sacks
They brought me some potato crushed up like I'm not stupid. That's true. You need oil and eggs. Eggs are real.
*music*
Thank you.
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I'm going to go.
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Yes sir. Come on. 4 turners. It's the conductor. Driver? Come on please.
*Loud noise*
But it is not all.
- That's good.
It's fun.
- Yes.
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- I'm in there. - Okay, help me. - Oh, I'm in my chair.
Okay?
really upsets me. It pisses me off, actually. They're going to go through all this effort.
All these police, they're armed.
cars, all this shit just to try and pretend eggs are real.
Is that what this is about? Yeah, of course it is. What else is it about?
So they stopped me now, they're saying, "Taking my license."
Because I said eggs with her.
I was driving to speed the man. No problem.
No problem with the way you're driving, but we heard your opinions on eggs.
Where do they hear your opinions? I don't know. They must have microphones around.
So now the egg patrol about to take my life.
Thank you.
We got her.
- Yeah.
Do you believe in eggs?
Do you believe in eggs? Eggs.
Yes, do you believe in them?
What kind of eggs? Any eggs.
Do you believe eggs are real? I want to say no.