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- So it's a 50/50 kidnap or this is the car? - I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes,
From 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen. That's I like that. That's I can roll this way. Yeah
Now we're talking. Nice healthy breakfast for your cousin, Andrew. It's literally not even 6am, man. Sorry, we'll sit down with some of that. Yeah, sure. White wine is that soup.
I thought it was grape juice. It basically is.
The other difference between wine and grape juice. One's older. That's it. You ever heard a story about the king who lives in a castle and he was trying to plow his fields?
Watercolourist.
I'm not talking Andrew. What's for breakfast? J .T.'s. Nice. I eat possums. Nice possums. It's got me in French. Special bread.
Fuck off, flake shirt. What's flake shirt?
I've had 10 G&T's, he's had 9, that's why. It's 7:30 a.m. Oh, it's 7:30 in the morning. 7:45 actually, lunchtime.
Got tissue for his issue. Luke, here you go. Here you go, mate. Here you go. Here's a tissue for your issue. Yeah, for the tears. For the tears. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. One more booze. Is it booze? What is it? You ordered it. What is it?
Vulcan tonic
Welcome to the real world. It's not even 8 a.m. yet. 7:49. It's almost 8. We've only had 15 drinks. Yeah, right. 8 a.m. somewhere. This can be really cool.
I asked for a hot dog. - This is sweetener. - I didn't ask. - To sweeten my beer, I removed the asphalt. - Yeah.
- You know what? - I wanted a hot, I just wanted a hot dog. - Yeah, I did. - You got me beer and Doritos.
It's cold in my brain.
These aren't hot dogs. So hot dog would have been hot. To counteract. Beer Aikido.
The cold beer.
Yeah, we like this. Nice cold beer.
- Thank you.
It's a problem.
Thank you.
You ever hear the story about the king with the queen and the fields?
No.
That's it. How's the beer loop?
Okay.
I had some wild hot dogs.
I think you want hot dogs. This isn't a hot dog. But I was buying. And I have fucking Doritos. I don't like Doritos.
Yeah, but I need to get you them.
to stop you from doing something stupid. In hot dog,
How many vowels are there?
- Two.
And beer, how many vowels are there?
- One. - There's E twice. - The ear?
E-E. Vowel. Are you drunk? We're not talking about syllables. Did you just say "on" syllables? We're talking about vowels. I thought you said
No, in hot dog, there's two O's and in beer, there's two E's. Okay. I thought it was syllables. So there's the same amount of vowels.
So we admit that beer is effectively hot dogs.
It's exactly the same.
More nutritious.
Nice drinkable glass. Welcome to the real world Luke. Look at the big school. Finish your booze.
Okay.
- Thank you.
XRP is a scam.
Sell it all! Sell it all!
Duke.
We're up over 50% today. We went on a plane and now we're up 50%. We should sell it all. It's a scam. Scams pump the hardest.
*music*
Not as in grief.
it's a why are we more saw so I say we go to
Poland.
Yeah.
Why are we more so while scam pumps to the moon?
Does that make sense? - All right, they were pros, they were boos.
Okay, too many bones. Too many good news.
Is Warsaw Knox? It looks very German. I'm f*ck off in Germany.
Are you sure you didn't trick me we're not in Germany?
Two balls, two balls.
two hennessies three whiskey but guys i'm worried that we're in germany mask police didn't stop me though so maybe i'm maybe we're not in germany
Now we're talking.
Thank you.
I like pulling. Pulling super nice.
Nice hotel.
It's nice.
Too bad everything's closed.
I don't know why I'm here.
- Thank you.
We're in Poland.
I know, I've been following before. Many times. What do you mean you've been here before?
Tell me you've been to places before.
This is my first time pulling. I'm excited. I'm not care. I'm not care. I'm going to hang out with him.
Try my best guys. Try my best. Do you want your coffees? Yeah.
Thank you.
I know, he got you.
Thank you.
I'll learn that.
They got you.
Okay.
Me and Andrew are drinking the 3 AMS today. What happened to you? I went back. Why?
Why does your cousin go to bed all the time? Isn't he the young one?
Shouldn't he have more energy than us? It's true. Something wrong.
- Yeah.
- Morgan.
I fixed your problem. This didn't solve any problem I had. No, you had a problem and I fixed it. I didn't. I had a nice coffee. We had a problem.
Me, you and I
If I don't get a beer in the next five minutes, I'm going to get fucking kills.
That would have been a problem.
That would be a huge problem if I murder someone. I'm going to be here in the next few minutes. I'm going to kill someone.
You understand that, right? I understand. So the pro- I now understand the problem. The prob- yeah, the problem is someone was about to die. Yeah.
because you're a psychotic.
Whew.
Good thing they serve here.
Good thing.
Good thing you say someone's like that. I was close.
*Mario's voice * Well, Luke? It's your move.
We're the only guys in business class. *Mario's voice * Why do we approach our entire life like an enduring sweat? Everything has to be as hard as possible. We've been drinking for two days straight directly. That's why we've reached levels. That's why we've unlocked the secret levels. Like brigades.
He would love another one.
Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
Beautiful, isn't it? It's not. It's never-ending. Somehow, it never empties. It never empties? It's the never-emptying cup. And I just wish it was water. No, in business class, cups don't empty. I know. But my water cup seems to be empty.
I don't know. I think it's different cups. They got the wrong cup for each drink. I don't know. Yeah, but water is cheap. If you had one cup that never emptied, you'd choose the gin and tonic cup. You could sell them. Pour them out.
Tristan, you want to buy my gin and tonic cup? No thanks. Sure. Nope. Got my own.
You hear that sound?
That's the sound of your failure.
to hear from both sides now.
- The sound of you being a loser.
Well you wake up to the real world. You're a Gin and Tonic. What does Gin and Tonic stand for? What does G and T stand for? Bad Tonic. First class. First class.
- Who's this fake?
- Sir, I'll finish your question in there. My answer is question after I finish this G&T. - It's not fake. I'll have everyone know it's not fake. It's not fake at all. It's a real G&T. It's a real shaking I hear in my ears.
The coffee's real too. This is real.
- I'm doing real well.
So we've gotten papers and I have no idea what they say at all. You told me to fill out this piece of paper, yes. Yes.
Anyway, ah, here.
It says here. Okay, translations. Well done. Yeah, translations are there. Nice.
Do you have a pen?
No, no pet. He wants, I only have notes worth 30 euros each and he wants to do this. Yeah. That looks fun. What else do you use 30 euro on? The driver's here in one second. Yeah, yeah, and he's our driver. Tristan.
Tristan, I'm gonna travel with him. He does have clean shirt, doesn't he?
Thank you.
So we made it.
The Kinskosia. Yes, exactly. Ooh, it's cold. It is cold. You were right. You did tell me it was cold here. Bring a jacket. It's cold. It's cold, depressing, communist winter. Nice. I speak Russian.
- So it's a 50/50 kidnap or this is the car? - I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes,
from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen. I like that. I can roll this way.
I'm an old school kind of guy. I can happily roll this way, you know?
Follow the clues to traditional Belarusian food. Nice. We're in Belarus. Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food? Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys. I think if we work together, we can find them.