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Threat!
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Good show, let's retain.
Bye.
Hey Andrew, how are you? How are you? Nice to meet you James. How are you? Hey, how are you? I'm Joel. Good to meet you. We're recording for YouTube. Good to meet you man. Would you like a coffee, water or something?
Uh, black, milk, sugar? Like me, brown, strong.
How was your try, how was your flight? Yeah it was good man, it was good, it wasn't too bad. What time did you get in? 2am? Yeah I missed ten but I flew last minute so I got here about 2pm.
Good morning, guys.
So I got it in.
But I had to come get the watch, right?
Of course, and it's ready. You want to see it? You make the coffee, I'll get the wash.
Thank you.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, two o'clock last night, yesterday morning I decided you know what time to bail on this temple. I'm not a big fan of this temple.
This is very nice. Tristan, this wasn't much of a bad idea. Andrew said bus. Yeah, anyone would get a bus. Yeah.
Tristan did innovation. Private van.
Luxury van. This was the way forward. And now we can just go anywhere. Anywhere we want.
- Goodbye's goodbye, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, here we are. - So, just some free stuff. There's a cap. - Amazing. - That's your paperwork in there. - Amazing.
Travel case.
Good, perfect, thank you. Here is... You want to unbox it or do you want me to do it for you? I want you to do it, you're a professional. So we'll record it. We'll record the professional unboxing. Okay, cool.
So this piece, obviously, is crazy. There's limited numbers, you can't find them. The skeleton is super rare and soon this might be discontinued and the price is just going to go through the roof.
Okay We had one piece
I don't know, you messaged me, you said I want it. Straight away, done, flew in, picked it up. - Yeah, I think, you know what, before you open this, I was thinking from your perspective, it must be weird to have some random guy on Instagram
You must get this all the time, right? I want this watch, then you're like, yeah, yeah, it's a waste of time. You know what's crazy? We get people that like,
waste time message I want this and then never hear from them and then you get people that go okay cool I'll take it and then just wire you the money
Just like you did. - Give me your voice. Alright, cool. - The difficult thing is you can never really tell. And like, it's different levels of money to people, right? So like,
The money that you pay for this watch is a lot of money. For some people it's
unimaginable to some people it's
small. So it's like different levels. Some people like, and you get people that won't wire you $200. People that are just like, "Well, I've just sent you 300." So it's crazy. So here's what you've come to see.
This city is massive.
I can build a bigger one. You can. I have Lego.
You could not build a bigger one out of Lego. Technically, I could. No, there might not be enough Legos in the world. Yeah, but they manufactured it for me. And you, hand by hand, built it. With some friends. You get no friends. You have no friends.
help you. You got no friends. I'm also not trying to build a Lego city. Bigger than us. Bigger than, yeah. So you admit you can. Yeah, I admit I can. I'll admit it. Nice.
VVS diamonds, G color.
over 2000 stones set by hand.
Wow.
I think I'll attract a little bit of attention, no?
A little bit.
It's so crazy. It's beautiful.
Okay.
Yeah, man.
It's really beautiful, it's gorgeous.
I was looking for something completely unique, right? That was why, that's how I came to you guys. I was like, I want something completely unique. Yeah, I can buy a gold AP. You're in Monaco, you're at the table, everyone has a gold AP, right? Exactly. So it's like...
- Exactly. So like this, you will probably not see anybody with this watch ever. - I'm sure I won't. - Like the watch without diamonds, you don't see anyway. But with the diamonds and the quality of our work.
41.6.
So obviously with this,
one year warranty on our diamond settings. So like if you ever unlucky and there was a stone we fixed
- Amazing. - It hardly ever happens.
But yeah, I mean, it's,
Unbelievable, it's over 20 carat of diamonds going into this watch. Wow. Can we see the backside?
Yeah, I agree with that.
Thank you.
AP. Always pimping, right? Always pimping.
Or they say always paid as well. That's always paid. Take that one. Either one will do. You have our warranty card as well. And at the bottom is your actual
of the serial number for
watch tells you about everything
Amazing.
So we'll size it for you as well in a minute to make sure it's
It's not far off.
- Yeah, all sides. - Maybe one. - One, yeah, one. - Depending how tight you like it.
Well, I live in Romania, right? So when I'm walking around Romania with this on, they're going to be like, what the?
No one's going to take the watch off you, right? I've seen some of your videos.
I'm retired now, but I've got a couple left.
- Yeah.
I've got good friends to call. That's better.
Thank you so much. Have a safe trip.
*Splash*
- I don't wanna do that. - Is that a zip line?
Okay, so the champ's been shooting a little too well.
Time to turn it up a bit. He'll have no idea how many rounds are in each magazine, and when the stoppage is coming. Let's see how he performs with that.
*sizzling*
That's your number one.
Don't say I don't trust you, Joel, but I'm suspicious. Yeah, rightly so. I'm suspicious. I need a second. Alright, thank you, brother. Let's see.
Ready? Sounds bye. Don't fuck up, bruv.
This looks nice. Nice.
Tunnel. The roads are quite bumpy, even in this executive transport you organized for us. Yes, they are bumpy. But why are you making me take a tour of this tunnel? I was happy in my five-star hotel.
No, because we're basically in a five-star hotel, just in a van, a luxury van. And I don't get to see things.
Have you seen rivers before? Have you seen that river before? Yes. Have you seen it in this van? No, in this van. That's what I thought. You're welcome. You are very welcome.
*gunshot*
Bye.
Thank you.
Oh, mag change again. He's out of ammo. Switch to the knife. Good drill, bro. All right, bro. Shooter ready. Threat.
No rounds, what do we do?
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Just there's the boat ah mister
It was the boat. I'm not buying that boat. Take off and no we could though. We could afford it. We could actually probably buy it right now. I could buy probably hundreds of them. What time you need it with dinghies? They're not called dinghies. They're called boats. Real man boats. That's all a boat. I wish you could have seen it. They were good. There was two too. So we could have had one each. I need a pirate ship. You don't need a pirate ship. I do.
It's the direct competitor to masculinity, right? The reason masculinity is directly attacked is very simple. Every single rebellion in history, every single revolution in history took place when men got pissed off and went to the streets. If you're the elites of the world, there's only a few of you and there's a lot of very pissed off men. You have to make sure men don't realize I'm working for fucking nothing. They're forcing me to put a mask on. They closed my business. They've taken my travel away. If you wanted to do something like Corona, you need to destroy masculinity. Absolutely. Think how many politicians got blasted for less. I mean it.
I mean it and just like think how much how many bad things happened to to whoever rulers or whatever for doing a lot far less Sometimes it's restricted freedom than Corona. How do you do you remove masculinity and you do that specifically by taking one man? Putting her with one woman making it basically possible from two leaves. He's gonna face a financial downfall or destruction and
Let him sit there in a sexless marriage with kids who don't really respect him, paying taxes until he dies. You have to remove the warrior spirit from men to control a society. If men still have warrior spirit, you can't control us on this. Everyone's going to be like me and we're all going to say no. You don't want that. You don't want men to say no. So this is the reason it's done. It's all done very, very purposely. Don't think that, oh yeah, society is trying to make me live a life I'm not happy with. And it's reducing my testosterone levels and it's making me miserable. Why does it do that? It's all done absolutely and utterly on purpose. It's absolutely and utterly purposeful.
It's purposeful. And that's how they control us. Because it's the men who are going to stand up and say no to things. But we don't stand up and say no. You know why? Because the wife will be mad if we're out late. No rebellions. Got to be home at nine.
That's what it is. Simple as that. We've got an Instagram boyfriend behind you in frame while we're talking about this shit. But this is the reality of it. I understand completely why as a government they've come along and said, look, one man, one woman, sit there, even though they know it's not biologically normal. There's a few reasons for it, right? So we've got the first reason. Let's talk about the one man, one woman thing, where it came from. Because everyone knows it's not biologically normal. The human biological norm is that the top men have all the women and the lower men have no women.
something like 99% of females have reproduced this to dawn of human time. Only 23% of men have. So the point being that in the olden days, 23% of the men had 99% of the women. And that isn't necessarily a genetic thing. That's a power thing. That's a success thing, right? You can be a king. You ain't got to be something special, but you're the king. So you fuck all the girls, right? All those other dudes never got pussy. So the reason societies come along and say one man, one woman is for two reasons. One is because it destroys the spirit of the man, like we just discussed, to avoid rebellion. But two, when you have a whole bunch of men who don't get laid, they're dangerous.
they're the people who are going to revolt. They're the people who are going to riot. They're the people who are going to commit crime. It's not good for society as a whole. All these men can't get laid. For a long time, we killed them off in wars and shit. But now everyone's living too long, right? So now we all exist. So it's like, all right, everyone needs a partner and they sit there miserable with their partner and be too busy, too depressed, too sad, too self-absorbed, too selfish to worry about the bigger picture. So the reason men haven't marched on the street because of Corona is because they're too busy, upset and sad because their woman's being mean to them. That's literally it. It's also the reason
Why do they promote mental illness at every corner? Because if you're so busy living inside your head, you don't give a fuck about what they do to you outside of your head. I'm depressed, I'm sad, I'm anxious, I'm depressed, I'm sad, I'm anxious, poor me, me, me. Self-absorbed. If they self-absorb everybody, then we're not going to rebel. Why do the Western powers also promote diversity? If every single person who is inside of a city doesn't think the same or look the same or have any kind of common ideology, how can they rise up together? How can they all get together and band together against clear injustice? They won't.
this way. Diversity, feminism, matrimony, all this shit is deliberately designed to stop the men at the bottom realizing they're getting fucked and standing up and doing something. That's all it is. It's completely a plan. It's been put together in the elites and pulled off fantastically. That's
*gunshot*
Okay, so I'm very glad I met you. Same. It's been a pleasure. Yeah, yeah, very glad. You know, I was looking for someone who could ruin my life and back run me. I was like, who's this handsome guy in the bar? That's what friends are for though. That's right, this is Bob. Thank you very much. Pleasure, thank you very much again. Thank you, Andrew.
So that's the second Diamond Watch this week.
You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. I've completed AP. AP's done. We need to get a photo with one on each wrist, I think. Yeah, a proper gangsta. -A video of both on each wrist. I'm going to have to do it. -African dictator style. I'm going to have to be in the Bugatti with the... I'm going to have to do it. -No one's going to compete with you.
- You know, I was just gonna have to do it.
Honestly it really suits you that much.
It's different, this is really comfortable. - Yeah, yeah, I mean. - With the rubber. And also you're used to, was it your Hublot, I think you have, is it the leather or the rubber?
kind of a similar feel. And now you've got like with these you've got a dime watch or
And no, you're not going to see anyone with either.
Yes, yes. Statement piece, both of them.
Nice job.
Amazing.
you know, the white gold steel,
- The rose gold, like the plain ones? - I'll wear this like the most
and I'll wear that like all night out.
yeah amazing very happy i was going to send you the details of it but i thought he's just
- I thought the skeleton-- - You don't know me, Robin. - You should've seen it. He just changed hands. - No, I saw it on your Instagram. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's this?
what's this
Corby Dunn.
Amazing.
Thank you.
Alright, Jules, does that watch fit you? If it fits you, it's yours.
I'm brother, I love you. - Well, we've been to your mind a few times, you have to tell me if it's good or not.
but it's
Cutting off the circulation from it.
a little bit tiny.
And there's no way, I mean, there's no class increase or anything.
He will buy the watch now, he's like that man
The problem is...
Getting these links is really difficult. I can't get them.
Yeah.
we'd have to make one and then with the baguette, by the time you've done it,
give me that two months.
Yeah.
I mean, beautiful piece, I love it, but it doesn't fit.
legitimately if it's going to be too tight on you obviously I would
out of anyone.
Yeah, exactly.
Thank you.
It's a shame, my friend. I'm ready to bite for you right now. Take another 30 seconds to think about it. It's yours.
Let my hand go blue.
- Because of shit I was saying. - Yeah, yeah. That's right, blue looks good with diamonds. - Hey! - It looks good together.
Very kind of you man, I appreciate it, but it doesn't fit perfectly.
The problem is you have to decide now is
which one you're going to wear them on.
That's right, yeah, it's hard life.
of our life, same problem with cars.
women.
But the good thing is I genuinely have, other than the white gold one I showed you, I've got no more AP coming. So you're safe for a while. Amazing.
Okay. And you've got the best two. The thing is the skeleton
is a little bit more
I didn't get to live it up on the receipt.
- It's more difficult. - It's more difficult. - Like this you can ride your motorbike. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. - You just don't look badass with a motorbike. - This is when I actually realised
Obviously, I realize when I met you, you were a very serious guy, but especially you took the watch straight out on a motorbike out in the desert. Oh yeah. I'm like, I'm not really not worried about coming off the bike or anything like that. We were on the range, man. We were running.
- But you know what, that's so cool because
go enjoy it.
People buy these, they stick them in their safe, they go, "Oh, I scratched it, I don't wear it in drinking."
scratch it, we can polish it,
Okay.
Just did a dark swipe now, I'll refer you.
- Do you want me to take it tomorrow?
trust me I'll take it now whatever about 35
Awesome!
You gonna say no? Look how much self control he has. I'd be like, "Fuck yeah, I lose my hair. Lose a shit." You'd be sure. I'd be straight with the treadmill after that. I'd be like, "I'll slow it down."
It'll stretch, bro. It'll stretch. It'll stretch.
Exactly like the Huracan, I love it but it doesn't fit in there. What are you going to do? They are great cars but like...
you were driving them every day, they are a little bit-- - Oh yeah, of course, I bought one, but yeah, it might be like a long drive through Europe
Especially the spider, because the spider's got less room, Mike, because they're both headed to the back. I've got a spider, and it's fine for an hour and a half, fuck, around in the seat.
if I take a long, if I'm going to do a long drive through Europe, I'm never going to do it.
The best studio cars are like
Ferrari's Aston Martin.
'cause they've got the tiny little seats at the back that you never use, but it just gives you that room. - Yeah, exactly. I got super fast, it's good for that. - Yeah, nice.
- I mean, I bet you.
I fit in the 720 but it never worked. They never worked. 720 turns on has a bunch of all 720s are female
They're all women, because sometimes they're fine, and sometimes it's like, "Shh, beep, beep, beep, beep." And you're like, "What the?"
- What now? - When it's good, it's good.
Yeah, when it's good, it's very good. It's like a crazy bitch, right? When it's good, it's very good. But when it's bad, it's like, ah...
*laughs*
What do you think? Penthouse news?
I am pretty - I am rich. I should be waking up to this shit. Like, you know, a pool.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Not bad.
*sniff*
- Okay.
Thank you.
It does look like Dubai.
No, I'm in Dubai, right?
No one's gonna be like, "Where is he?" They're like, "Dubai, he's in Dubai."
He lives in Dubai now.
you
Thank you.
Yeah, that's the amount of beach fun that's what I'm not saying.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- This is all of the same.
You're welcome here.
I need a rat to make a sign out for this one. Number one, they are going to be on the table today.
see this one.
I want to have one death.
- You can send me links to them all, but I don't like this one so far.
the guest.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then how does it work with like, do I get any amenities that you get from the hotel? Do I get like cleaning and room service and all that kind of stuff from home?
All right.
*Dramatic music*
you know why I came to Dubai to tell him because I was in Istanbul with Luke and he's a little bitch wouldn't wear a spacesuit so I was thinking what space in his space suit Luke never wears it so I'd come to the body