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- The boss for us.
Because I'm a multi-millionaire.
That's what they do, isn't it? That's what I do, yeah. That's what I do. What else am I gonna do?
Andrew, it's not gold. No. I have a solution to your car problems.
Bye.
Okay. I found a way we can exchange this solid gold coin. It's not solid gold. For at least three new Ferraris. This isn't real. It is. It's from the Yash Museum. And it's solid gold. And the greatest thing about it is, it only cost me 10 lei. It only cost you 10 lei? 10 lei and it's solid gold. And Luke doesn't see the genius in my maneuver.
because it's not a gold no one would accept it for anything I'm not sure you could get ten lay back for dogs of gold
It's not gold. It's not gold.
That Mr. Bitcoin. Listen, precious metals, man.
you
This is the future. We can spend all our money on this. More.
How many of those can we buy? All of them. We can actually buy all of them. I know this.
Thank you.
this isn't real this isn't gonna help the Ferrari problem at all
I'm depressed. New driver, mate.
Why have one Bugatti?
I know what you're gonna do.
Why would we only have one Bugatti Trista?
when I found a way
to make off.
Richard and Beyond are wildest dreams.
We thought we were rich before, we're not back to being rich.
Sell this information online. We're about to get rich rich. This can't be about the coins again.
Solid gold coins. I thought we were going to the car.
It's all in golden horn.
They're not solid gold coins.
This castle doesn't give you solid gold coins for 10 lei. I know it sounds crazy.
Don't trust me. It can't be real.
My friend.
If it worked once, it'll work again. Ah shit, maybe they worked out.
Looks like they worked out that they're giving away solid gold coins for only 10 lei. I don't think it works anymore.
Try them. They make this souvenir clothing for us.
But it's gold. These are gold. No fucking way it worked.
Thank you.
Huh?
Repeat and repeat. Let's keep going. Stop wasting the light. I'm not wasting light.
Well now they're only 20. Millionaire.
You're a millionaire, huh? Solid gold coins. See how much I must be worth.
They're worth less than $10,000. Maybe $25,000, $30,000 each? All right, wait.
Used indefinitely. Okay. No. Wait, no. Okay, it's 10 per hundred. 10 per hundred. How many can we get? Tristan, we're going to be fucking rich. Stack them up. This isn't how it works. Luke, how else do you think we keep buying all these expensive cars?
This is our key, but if anyone knows where Timisoara is...
Or where Yash is, sorry.
They can steal our idea. Wait, has this been the whole business the whole time? Yes. The whole time has been this. This is all the money we've ever spent. We made it this way. We're gonna have all the coins before anyone else steals our idea. Nice. So we're gonna be the only rich people. Empty the machine.
You can't empty...
*Dies*
also send me to jail.
Like, okay, this one, yeah, but how do we do about these ones up there? This one's fine. If there's a town... Well, we just have to get to the nearest big town, right? That's the objective. Big town, hotel.
Boy, that's just easy. Wait, yeah. Wait a minute. Go down this way. No, I've got it. If we go around these cops... Are they up here? Where are they? Are they there? Keep going. Find it.
They're all on the DN. Because we need to get out towards Ployes somehow.
There must be a way. I think there's a way. Back to Podogoria. Around to Saralescu.
Are we really going to do this just to try and avoid it? It's kind of fun. It is kind of fun. It's kind of fun. I hope we're not breaking any laws. Let's go down to Ramunka Sarat. And then let's navigate towards... Brasov. Brasov. That's a long way, bro.
I think we win. I think we win this. I think we're fucking the best. I think we're good.
Oh, look at the old lady. She's seeing us plot our escape.
So, we're doing the dirt road move. No one has ever been on this road in this car. No, no one ever.
ever. This is the most net worth that's ever been driven across this road ever in the existence of this road. In the existence? Of the entire existence of this road. This piece of earth probably. If we're actually thinking about it. This piece of earth. We're just in between two fields on a dirt road. I know. And $600,000 in the covers. Yes. It doesn't make any sense. It does. To avoid a speeding fine. Yes. And we weren't even speeding. That's the thing. Of course you weren't. We weren't even fucking speeding. We would never do that.
We're always at the speed limit. I wonder what the speed limit is here on this road. Well I don't think I could break it if I wanted to. I'm doing 18 miles an hour. It's a rough ride as it is. Good old Romania.
tenth of the price of this car. I could buy this street. This entire block. Instead of this car.
I wonder how this arrives. It must be just like Big Bomb, but like even poorer. If I spoke Romanian, I'd pull up at someone's house and ask if we could park and have lunch. That would be good. Hello. We are trying to escape. Can we please have lunch here?
Tristan, what is this?
It's an emergency. It's not an actual emergency. Okay, first of all, this morning we were out with cigars. Check the humidor.
Okay.
we were out of some of those one crisis in Baltimore I don't know what Chris was doing
He's drawing.
something to say, I know where things are going to be fine because I've realized something about our business.
Guys, what I've been putting together
is my vision for the family's future.
Okay. Do you want a cigar? Yes, please. I'll take one of the small ones. Cool.
My vision for the future of this family. - Andrew Gallenform?
I've been plotting it out.
Now.
I'm going to celebrate my vision over a nice drink.
So I've had a-- - These are massive. - Oh, so? It's just the one.
We all know that's not true. Just the ones like a man. Just like Santa Claus.
Wait.
I can't talk until there's a new candle on the table, because candles make me mad.
Agreed?
Alright, take a sip of that and tell me it smells good.
Yeah.
What is this? Whiskey soda with sliced lemon peel. Sliced lemon peel, nice. Nice top.
It's a nice touch. Wonderful fucking touch.
- So you have to make it. - It actually does taste good. I'll have to admit that these are actually quite good.
Where's the cigar cutter take? Where'd you put it?
Yes, near me.
There you go.
Nice candle.
Thank you.
I knew it.
I took a lot of...
All right.
*whispers*
I'm finishing touches.
Thank you.
and my vision for a better future.
Thank you.
I'm feeling I know what it is. I have feeling I know what it is.
I just can't say it on YouTube.
Go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just the one. My vision for the family's future goes with what somebody asked me. I know what it is. Stocks only go up. Stonks only go up. Crypto only goes up. Everything's going to the moon. We're going to be rich. We are smart. We're not smart. We are smart. Smart's not a thing. It is a thing.
Where's the crayons?
Do we eat them or put them in our mouth? Favorite flavor only please.
I like red. - Aaron, I just liked the stonk.
- I just liked the stonk. I knew it, okay.
Everything's going up. There's no reason to worry.
We're heading off for crypto that we're already going to be nine-figure millionaires. Okay, so...
How is this an emergency?
It sounds like only good news. Because we have cigars. We didn't have any. That is true. And now we're going to be stopped. We have to celebrate with just the one drink.
That's not very slow.
It's not real.
You have to admit this is a good drink.
It is quite good.
*Siren*
Why are we in Turkey? Why are we in Turkey?
We came to the airport not knowing where we're going. Now we're in Istanbul. Why?
Tristan, I remember him saying he's not talking to you. Do you know why we're in Istanbul? I have no clue. I don't care. I'm not talking to him either.
So this is going to be a silent take on Metro, just me narrating, basically. I'll talk to you. I'm not talking to you anymore.
So why are we invincible?
- What's that?
Do you not remember?
When you went all the way to Las Vegas and didn't wear your spacesuit.
Do you know why the strip is empty? Because Luke's not wearing his spacesuit. What do you mean, spacesuit? No. When's the last time you wore your spacesuit, Luke? Well? Are you in outer space? No. Why is Luke not wearing his spacesuit? Again. Again! No wonder the strip's fucking empty. I do.
Are you wearing your spacesuit now? I am not. So you have not learned your lesson. And that, my friend, is why I wear this memo.
establishment and said,
What is your most expensive hotel room?
It's one of our most expensive hotel rooms, the Alfred Hitchcock suite.
I said, why is it called the Alfred Hitchcock suite?
I said, "Oh, he actually stayed in this hotel."
What the fuck are people coming to Turkey for all the way back then?
No clue.
So I was like, well,
I mean, he was okay.
I'm definitely a better writer than he ever was.
So you get a fucking room.
Here we are.
I mean, what did he write? A book or some shit?
I don't even know who he is. Well, let's put it this way. I'm cooler than him.
Okay.
- Okay.
Thank you.
The birds. Is that it? The birds. So that's what you've done. I can do that. He's the birds man.
Thank you.
This is where I now live, Luke.
I'll take me out.
I sit at my desk, I write interesting, amusing things
Obsessed with birds? Obsessed with birds. I have my nice velvet bed sheets.
for my rupees, which we'll be sure will come at some point in the future.
and then what I do is
I smoke cigars, I was looking the boss for us because I'm a multimillionaire.
That's what they do, isn't it? That's what I do, yeah. That's what I do. What else am I going to do?
So, yeah. That's why we came this far. How long will we stay?
When you finally understand why you need your spacesuit, you'll find everything will start to make sense.
It all clicked. Until you understand why you need your spacesuits.
Nothing is going to make sense. So we might be here for some time. We might be here for some time. We might leave shortly and go somewhere else.
We'll see. Nobody knows.
Thank you.
Okay.
It's all just a big joke to you, isn't it, Luke?
What do you mean?
Just a big joke.
Everything I say is a joke, isn't it, Luke?
It's not a joke.
Clearly.
You don't take anything I say seriously.
Thank you.
What is this about?
What day of the week?
Monday? Monday, correct.
How are we?
I'm sorry.
Tarky.
I'm sorry.
And you, just like Vegas,
are not wearing their spaceshoes.
Why?
Thank you.
I don't even own a spacesuit.
Everyone at home knows.
You should be wearing a space suit.
And I'd like you to tell me why.
Since Vegas, you've refused to put it on.
because I don't own one.
I don't even know. I thought the spacesuit thing was a joke. There is no spacesuit.
*sigh*
Impression of humor.
Do you know why you're supposed to wear a space suit? No.
Now you're gonna pretend you don't know why.
First, you can pretend you don't have one. Now you can pretend you don't know why. Why? Is it because we're going to the moon? Crypto? Is it crypto related?
I can't hang around with you anymore, Luke. Sorry, it's gonna take confidential. You're gonna have to film it all by yourself. I refuse to hang around with you until you put a spacesuit on. I'm leaving. I don't even own a spacesuit. I- I'm leaving.
We're going.
Dubai. Wait, why?
Nah, he'll be back. I seriously don't know what the spacesuit thing is. I don't have a spacesuit.
We had one piece and you messaged me and said you want it. Straight away, done, flew in, picked it up.
VVS diamonds, G color.
over 2000 stones set by hand.