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Do you think you could swim faster than me? I'm the fastest swimmer in the house.
Are you? Yeah, in the women's category.
Thank you.
I'm definitely better swimmer than you. In fact, it's actually amazing how much better I can swim than you considering we're brothers. No, Andrew.
but in the women's category.
I'm the best swimmer in the house.
Are you Leo Thomas? Is that the distinction? No, I'm Tristan Tate, I've just changed gender
So I could be the ranked number one swimmer in the house.
women's category.
And if you don't respect my pronouns,
Thank you.
and you're in trouble.
Your pronoun is faggot. You're a faggot retard. There. Those are your pronouns. Faggot and retard. Our pronouns are
she/her
And I am the fastest swimmer in the house.
You guys can compete for the male trophy, I'm out of the running, but I am number one. Ranked number one.
Fastest female swimmer in this house.
What's his problem?
Her problem.
What the fuck is?
What's wrong with you, Bailey? I refuse to give in to your mental illness. Mental illness?
Don't look mentally ill.
- Yeah.
Your testosterone levels.
are more than everybody.
I saw, except Andrew.
- Ha ha. - Okay?
But
I didn't look into the estrogen levels.
yeah exactly
exactly i can have high testosterone that does not reflect my gender identity
Well, I have a crazy theory that you're actually just bored
And a dude.
and talking shit on a sunny afternoon.
because
You're gonna fucking regret that. The sun's getting to you. You're gonna fucking regret that. The sun is actually getting to you. Get to me, I'm gonna fucking get to you. Watch this.
You're in fucking trouble now. You're gonna prove to me you're a girl with your phone. Oh, yeah.
have to have a streamlined
big
Thank you.
Like, you have to save up all of this to be a female. You know nothing about gender identity.
Clearly.
Thank you for calling Police Scotland. We can direct your call.
Please select one of the following options. Tristan, you can't call the police.
Can I?
You can't call the police. Why are you calling the Scottish police?
You can't call the police. They've all been lost to put bigots like you behind bars.
- Okay.
Andrew. Is this real?
I'm gonna have another police case against me in Scotland.
Like, I don't have enough police cases already. Tristan, don't actually report me to the police. They're probably gonna actually do something about it.
WWW North, 2 minutes.
You are a citizen of the UK. Scotland is part of the UK. I'm reporting you.
I'd like to report a crime.
And I need a crime reference number so this can be taken seriously in my local jurisdiction.
Alright, okay, right. What's the best contact number to get you back on? Uh, do you have this number? Did it come up? It ends in
***.
No, no, it's not coming up, that number. The number is plus four zero. ***.
***. ***.
Yep. Thank you.
****ing ****
I'm calling from Romania, but the people I'm speaking about are UK citizens.
They're all UK citizens and I'd like to report the crime
so it can be taken seriously in where I am now. You can hear I'm British as well of course.
Right, let me see.
Thank you.
Thank you.
to leave.
Yep.
Yep. Yep. Correct. Perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- I see, say, and what's your name? - My name is Tristan.
T-R-I-S-T-A-N.
Perfect. And your surname? Tate, T-A-T-E.
Thank you.
And what is your date of back?
Oh wait, and what is your crack home address just now? My home address is
And that's Bucharest, Romania.
Oh wait, okay. And do you have a postcode? The postcode is
The postcodes here work differently.
targeted workplace harassment.
and it's a UK company I work with. Everyone I work with is a British citizen.
and it's harassment plain and simple. I have them on video
I have them recorded.
Literally not respecting my gender identity, my pronouns
and
I'm hoping to raise a big legal case, but I was told I need a crime reference number for this to be taken seriously.
Oh, right, okay. So where's the company that you work for?
The company I work for is... It's a UK registered company I believe as well. It's a UK company.
It just so happens that we're abroad right now. I tried to call the local police, but they said that they don't have the laws to report that kind of thing here. They called me an idiot.
Right, okay. So do you know, do you have names?
Bailey Bolton. You are not a girl. Stop calling the police. You're not a girl. See, and this is- we're in a workplace meeting and they're shouting at me and trying to make fun of me. You're 6'4", you're 110kg, you are not a fucking girl.
Stop pretending you're a girl. Stop calling the Scottish police. The Romanian police called you a dickhead instead of not to waste their time. Sorry about this. Sorry about this.
Yeah, Andrew Tate also.
You're not a fucking chick.
Do you see why I need to report this?
targeted harassment.
Okay.
Right, okay. So...
"Hey, do you want to visit now? We're going to bring you up orders now?" "Sure, no problem. Absolutely, no problem. Don't bring these guys to justice." The Hate Crime and Public Order Act came into effect on Monday the 1st of April.
aiming to tackle the harm caused by hatred and prejudice
towards people with certain characteristics,
including religion, sexual orientation and transgender identity.
These new laws, which came into force yesterday under the Scottish Hate Crime Bill, allow for jail sentences of up to seven years to be imposed on those convicted of, quote, stirring up hatred against protected groups. Let's take a look.
- Holyrood minister, Siobhan Brown, has said that some people could be investigated by police if they misgender someone online. - Well, you'll be hearing from my lawyers now. Now you're in trouble.
Yeah.
You better fucking watch it, all of you.
Nigel Bailey.
that got you by name.
As if we don't have enough criminal cases, now the Scottish police have actually somewhere in their database, have a criminal case against me for misgendering you. Yes. And knowing how much they hate me, considering we just assaulted the First Minister, they're gonna take it seriously and try and get me- You are a UK resident.
You're a UK citizen, you hold a British passport. - Can I help you spend a single dollar on legal bills?
or reply to a single letter because of the stupid call you just made.
you're going to regret it. No, you're going to regret it.
You know what?
I'm gonna call the Scottish police on you. No, I'll call the Scottish police on you. No, I'm gonna call them on you. I'll call the Canadian police.
on you. You're misgendering me. What's my gender?
mail.
Wrong.
Whatever you say wrong,
I am calling the police on you. This is a police saw in an office. Thank you for calling police in Scotland. If you will be your director call, please select one of the following options.
You know what dance this is? What kind of dance is that? It's mainly my best friend dance. Nice! I have my own dance. But I've stopped. Shit.
I haven't got Apple Pay set up on my new company. So you're poor? Yeah, I'm poor. Give me some money. So you're broke and you need some money. So you admit it? I admit it. *laughter* This is broke. He's a broke loser. And you used to be my best friend. But it all changed. What happened? The day you refused to dap me up and you took back your handshake thinking you were funny. And you thought I forgot.
How are you?
- Good, where you been, Jim?
Jim, Alex?
Alex the man, nice to see you.
Andrew?
Thank you.
Too slow!
- -
-
I got you.
Is that funny?
That was pretty funny, I have to admit it, I got you.
I don't find that funny.
- Okay.
I find it offensive. You find it offensive? Yeah.
because I trusted you.
It's not that I was actually too slow, because I didn't try and move fast. It's that I trusted you and you broke the trust.
I don't think that's funny. I don't think breaking the trust of your friends is a very funny thing to do, Bailey.
Maybe for you white people, that's normal. But where I'm from, when you grow up together, you live together,
and you're fighting a war against the Matrix. You rely on each other.
I guess we're just built a little bit differently, aren't we? Okay, okay. No, no, no. Okay. Let's try it again. Let's try it again. No, no, no.
I will never...
shake your hand again. But I'll never forget. I'll never trust you or like you ever again. Hey, Tristan called the cops on us. So, in fact, we're kind of on team now. I'm calling the cops on you. On me? Thank you for calling Police Scotland. So we can direct your call, please select one of the following options.
Thank you, appreciate it, bro.
- Okay, so, eight, seven, seven.
Eight pepper soups to
start and then bring three pounded yam or I don't know how big they are but bring enough for everybody.
I'm not a mood.
I mean like six pound of yam and then a goosey soup, enough for everybody so like
Five, maybe?
And then two portions of fried plantain.
And what else?
- Go.
You got Joloff, Rose?
No?
- Thank you guys.
And give us two portions of coconut rice as well.
That should be that should be enough. Thank you. All right, my American brain can't comprehend this. What is it?
- I'm gonna eat it. - Big name.
It's super deep.
- I know.
*cough*
What is it though?
Sorry guys. - You don't need to know.
I need to know. We've got cow intestines and cow stomach and cow liver, I think. And then a bunch of cow food and a bunch of...
herbs that you can't name. I'm sure it's spicy and it makes you powerful.
Trust me, it makes you powerful. You eat this and then fight, you fight better. If you eat this,
Imagine you had a little half African girlfriend, you eat this.
She gets bussed on. Next day she's limping. Pum pum is a mess.
Yes. Tomorrow, watch your living. But first, you have to eat it.
So you would literally eat it before sparring and you just couldn't sleep. Yeah, it gives you power.
So this isn't a joke. I literally have to eat the countess.
Me, Andrew and Nigel used to do it before a kickboxing matches.
- Thank you.
Every time before we fall. So there's a method of... - Najis to imagine. - A method to imagine. - If the one is, if one has to succeed. - I was wondering, why are we here? What are we doing? So you have history with this. - Me too.
Eat your fucking soup. Alex, we have to eat the intestines.
Thank you.
That's the tough part. Alex, eat all of it. Don't be a coward. Don't be a coward. I see what you did there.
Alex, eat something.
Where does Wiener fall?
You ready?
I'm a revolutionary bitch.
It's never been tried before.
It's a Caribbean or African restaurant where they have everything on the menu and it doesn't take four hours to get
I know it sounds like a crazy idea.
because they all sell fantastic food, but none of them have everything on the menu, ever.
and none of them
feed you on time ever, ever.
globally no matter where you go from miami to kingston to book restaurant mania
It takes a whole fucking day.
If they were to just have their menu and make the food quick, I swear they'd conquer the world.
Thank you.
Bye.
Tomorrow.
We may be trapped in Romania, but it's not all bad.
Why? If you would have said to us when we were 18,
We're going to trap you in a country full of beautiful women.
in a mansion with your best friends, with a bunch of supercars,
and unlimited money, and nightclubs and parties and mountains only a few hours away, and beach only a few hours away the other way.
We would have said, that's absolutely fine. That wouldn't be any kind of punishment at all.
So because it's summer,
Because we have a Ferrari 812 competition and a McLaren 765,
- And then I'm a Miserable MC20 and two Ferrari. - They're a name over cars.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Allow your heart, sir.
and a Maybach, all on the drive.
I said, we get up.
We train quick, we hit the gym,
We get in one of our really expensive cars.
and we go out and find some fun.
No.
Thank you.
What do you mean "no"?
Thank you.
But you just sit in this room and sunny outside.
Yeah, I avoid the sun. I'm the dark man. The darkness gives me strength.
Why is Captain Flum? I can't allow myself to be happy.
because it ruins my furious, vengeful mind.
by sitting in the dark.
Life's better.
So this is refusing to hang out with me. Yes.
Why?
If you stay in, I'll go out.
Thank you.
Why are you refusing to hang out with me and beat my brother? That's a fair deal.
Thank you.
Why are you refusing to be my brother? If you want me to go out, I'll go out.
if you stay in.
So you go talk to me.
basically yeah
Well, there was only one answer for this old friend.
You've pushed me too far. Thank you for calling Police Scotland. Don't be here to reach your call. You left one of the... Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like? Does it look the way you imagine it to look? Is it angels and clouds and bright lights? Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue the heavens a beach somewhere up there in the sky. We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives. My dream life would be I'd drive a Ferrari, I would have this girl, my best friend would be Andrew Tate, he's so funny.
Have you ever imagined your, I guess, what's the absolute opposite of a dream? What's your nightmare life? What is the worst life you could live? I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man. The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell. You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers. So what would your nightmare life be? And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought
writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be. You would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault. You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what? You've barely gotten anywhere. It's right behind you. The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder. You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation and something must be done.