Transcript
*BOOM*
What's that dance?
What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I think we should drink for the first time in ages. No, I don't want to drink anymore. Booze is poison. We barely drink anymore. I know, because poison. It's pure poison.
Booze is poison. No, booze is poison.
All right, speed rate. Hard boozing. No.
No, no, no. Not.
Nobody know let's pop some more rock. Let's do the job. Ow!
Yes I tried, yes I tried, your life's a pain. I can't go to you, I'll die for you, your life's a pain. Yes I cried, yes I cried, I'm turning up the pain.
Tristan.
Andrew genuinely needs to stop by and watches. Why?
We've been here and he buys a watch every single day. No, but they're like super diamond, emerald, super watches. They're like your watch.
VVS diamonds, G color.
over 2 000 stones set by hand that's what friends are for though that's like this is Bob thank you very much pleasure thank you very much again thank you Andrew
So that's the second Diamond Watch this week.
You've now completed AP. I've completed AP.
So this is basically kind of a one of one tape special.
A one of one takes better. Like the rest of my life. Ready?
Thank you.
- Yeah.
That's super G.
I mean if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what else that is. It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?
But like,
A million of them in different shapes and sizes. You're saying I need more watches? No.
No, no one needs more watches.
At all.
No one needs more. What's the one thing in this world that money can't buy?
Bye.
So you have to keep track of time somehow. No, no, no. But...
He keeps... - The best way in the universe. Tristan, you can't be agreeing with him.
He keeps buying watches. Buy. Bought.
- I know.
No, Tristan, it's ridiculous. I see the statements come up on the card. Tristan, I know. Tristan, it's actually stupid.
We shouldn't be doing this. - It is very stupid.
that I only have two watches. What? No!
No, no, Tristan. It's stupid. You're right. This is so stupid. He keeps buying ridiculous diamond watches. I only have two.
No, no, Tristan, Tristan, no.
That's not what this...
That's Aikido. It's- It's- It's going to buy Diamond Wars with Aikido? No. No. I-
Tristan, we need to do an intervention with Andrew.
We need to intervene. Tristan. Tristan. This is bullshit, Tristan.
Tristan, I know where we are Tristan.
so many.
Tristan, I've been here many times. Hey guys. Good to see you again.
Back again? I know. How are we, mate? Good.
- How you doing, mate? - Jay, how are you? - Certainly. You're just gonna move in, mate. - Bruh, I might as well, I might as well. I'll see my cousins all the time.
All of the time.
- Roll that, puppy.
Yeah, I would. No, actually, yeah, coffee. Black coffee. Yeah, I'm not even much of a watch guy, but Andrew sent me a link to this. And he says, that would suit you well. I'm more of a suit guy. I get on my suit's table and start the road. So he said that the watch would suit
My suits. So which one is it? Well, it's in the same actually because it's in a soul box. We're actually just showing someone some stuff. So you've got a perfect timing. Oh, wonderful. Wonderful. But, um, I will get your watch out. But yeah, he, uh,
Do you know what it is or not know what it is? I know, I've seen the picture.
Tristan, you did not bring me back in the dungeon. Last time we were here we were stuck for four days. That is the Rolex floor that leads downstairs to the place that we came into the store. You've been saying this for three days.
It hasn't been three years ago. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here. You've been saying this for three days.
Three days.
Sterling, you know last time we were here we were literally trapped in here for four days.
Oh, no.
You're about to find out because I think we're...
That I believe.
I'm going to go buy something. No, we need to just turn right back around.
Right back, no.
I'm telling you, Sterling.
Sterling, you don't understand.
No photos.
This has been the worst time ever. Ever. The worst day ever. We came here to the Dubai mall. Everything we wanted didn't exist. Either the store was closed or some bullshit. We bought nothing.
to this kfc that's nice beautiful kfc we thought hmm let's get some kfc yeah you use the machine and it doesn't work it doesn't accept any cards there's no cash doesn't accept anything so you spend your time around with that for a few minutes then you go in the massive line to go talk to the lady okay then you order food and obviously they don't add any dips it's the food takes 30 minutes to get you've got to poison us with soda yeah they try to poison us with soda luckily i keyed it that
the water's the stack wait here's the issue i'm having that girl sterling nose is coming over to cook us all a beautiful four course meal like an hour this was stupid we spent like an hour in this kfc yeah but she doesn't know we spent this hour in a kfc right we're making the four course meal we're gonna wink at each other and winking means i'm full of kfc many have to say she wasted her time look then you have to say your food tastes finger looking good to let her know that's the
there through hell to go get sauces. I know what you could do. You never need salsa being eaten. I might do it. I actually might do it this time. I hope you do. This was the worst, most unproductive day possible. True. This was shit.
Hi Luke!
So today is Bugatti Day! Exactly! It's about time! It's been...
I can't, I don't know how long I stay.
Brother.
I'm happy and I hope you enjoy the smoothie. Happy Thanksgiving.
Man! Man!
This car is crazy!
I'm more than happy. I'm almost speechless, which is very unusual. Yeah.
It's open? Yes.
About the headrest there. Just in case anyone was wondering who it belonged to. For the Brokeys. For the Brokeys. Yeah, the Brokeys. Whose is this? Whose car is this? I'm like, Brokeys.
Learn to read.
Man, this is fucking crazy.
This is gonna stay with me today. No, no, no, no, no. I need to drive it today. Today, it will stay with me, and then tomorrow we can enjoy together. And go for it. One more day. One more day.
One more day with the plate number. The fantastic one that you see. Let's see. We've got to wait another day, man. I was supposed to drive away, but it's okay. I can wait. The brokies are going to be pissed. Bro. Brokies are angry. Brokies are going to be pissed. If you're watching this and you're a brokie, I am not sorry at all. Zero. Zero percent. Your fault you're a brokie. You could have been rich like me. You didn't want to listen. You didn't want to work. You're a brokie. It's your fault.
Can we start it? I want to hear it.
People don't understand that the matrix, as Morphe has said, has rules. And some can be bent and some can be broken. Those people don't analyze the rules. They're too busy living within the rules. The rule told me this. No, I analyze the rules. Can I break this rule and get away with it? Yeah. Can I bend this rule?
*Loud engine noise*
you
so
Bro, they're going to be pissed. They're going to be furious.
Furious.
That's the best thing about it. It's pissing off everyone who hasn't gone one. 60 in the world. 60 in the world. How did we pull this off? Didn't I see you working in Chipotle? Yeah.
I was a brokie. You were a brokie. Tristan used to work in Pret. He was a brokie. And I used to work in a fishmonger's carrying boxes of ice. We used to be brokies. We were brokies.
w16
w2b stuck together a v8 and a v8 1500 horsepower man 1500 horsepower you don't need that many horses yes you do luke minimum bare minimum your porsche is 450 it's got 1500 bro you don't need that many horses i do no one
does i do i don't need number plates they ain't touching me goodbye please might catch me they probably have a share on themselves we have the guys yeah have a nice place and then you can enjoy it okay it's a pleasure thank you bro thank you very much
Sit aside, sit aside.
this off because it's my car. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Oops. It's the Indicare. Turn that off.
In your face, Luke. Bro, this is going to be a fucking monster. When you're trying to escape and I'm behind you, like, no, I'm getting away. No. For like fucking eighth gear cruising. You would have, you would have 1500 horses. I have 1500 horsepower. Man, that even, that looks good.
what am I doing with one of these nobody has a big a nobody I thought people have Lambos but but no one has a big a no one nobody and I bought this car purely for the networks I want to meet other brigade owners to make more money so we'll give it about the car for me but the car is a pretty good bonus it is a nice bonus it's a nice bonus but when all the other people I meet with the guy you start joining the war room network it's more money and more influence more
money and now it's a blip on the radar in the last two years during the pandemic we've got so much richer this has gone from a considerable purchase to a man yeah it's crazy money is not real it's super not money is just numbers on a screen go to a go to the calculator app on your phone and type in numbers on the screen that's all money is it's literally garbage and people are sitting out there they ain't got any they don't realize how wrecked they're getting they don't know that the whole world is fucked inflation's here the governments are out to
Once you realize how the matrix truly works, you can completely escape. There are people inside of Hate U, 17 year old kids making thousands of thousands of dollars a day. 17 year olds from fucking Puerto Rico. It's incredible. They always say it's amazing as well because they're like, wait, was this the whole time? Money is... Is that easy? Yes. Yes. If you just listen. Bro.
Man, this car is a fucking bro. He won't give it to me today. He needs to give it to me today.
I have no idea how any of the things work.
I've got to put a story on Instagram for the brokies. For the brokies, let the brokies know. Let the brokies know.
Man.
Man. Bro, it's fucking bad boy. It's super comfortable. Yeah, it's bad. Oh, man. Not many people even get to sit in one, ever. Bro, they even get to fucking see one. Me allowing people to see my car is experience. It's true. For the bro keys. There's only 60. There's only 60 in the world. So for the bro keys, they're going to be like, wow, thanks. Thanks, Andrew. Thanks for letting me look at what you have.
Broke boys.
broke boys. The richer I get, the less sympathy I have because it's so easy to get rich if you're not fucking lazy, stupid, or arrogant. Every rich person is either lazy, stupid, or arrogant. Usually a combination of the three. You sit there and tell a poor person how to make money. Oh, well, yeah, but, but you're broke. What do you know? You are arrogant, you are lazy, and you're stupid. If you're sitting there and you cannot afford supercars, you're one of those three. So fix your fucking personality because it's the truth. We laugh at brokies justifiably. We were brokies and we fixed it because we didn't want to be broke anymore. If you don't want to be broke anymore,
- We did. Make sure it's in park.
- Man. - 1,500 horses, my friend. Think it's enough? - That's enough. - You think it's enough? - That's enough. - Doesn't need like a turbo charger or something? - No, no, they don't need to add turbo chargers. - Wait, it's already got four turbo chargers.
- Man.
- So when you have a car like this, you definitely need to look after it,
condition don't smoke cigars don't fill it with bitches don't get blowjobs in the front seat correct but you're not gonna do that yeah i mean you're gonna do all those things a big fat fucking cigar two bitches fucking one total one dear McDonald's i don't give a fuck i'm a g i do what i want how do i connect to the bluetooth let's try and connect to the bluetooth does anyone know how to work a baguette menu does anyone at home you're when you you're a baguette outside do you
you ain't got a Bugatti. Oh, okay. I didn't realize you were a fucking broke boy. Right. Phone.
Connect to Bluetooth. I'm connecting to Bluetooth on a Bugatti.
There. Connect to King Cobra. Going well so far. Okay. Yes. Allow. Now they deliberately said it
to screens because screens look dated. Yep. Because technology changes. So there's not very many screens. It's all like dials. So it's kind of harder to work out.
The protocol is I have a hundred straps. Has Tommy Lee Sparta ever been played in Bugatti before? I'm not sure. I don't think he has. I actually don't think he has. I don't think like Tommy Lee Sparta is Bugatti music. Yeah.
Alright, how do I do the media or the sound? Car.
I could just ask but I'm gonna work this out myself.
Phone.
Is there a button? No, I was looking at these.
I don't know what that does. I have no idea what any, there, this looks a little funny. Nice.
Nice. Alright, media.
Source Bluetooth?
How do I turn it up? There must be a volume button somewhere.
Nah, I don't think it's any of those.
Wait, you compress them and they change.
We got the hundreds dropped.
- Just, just, just began. - It's late, just, just began.
- All right, we're gonna go argue with the guy. I wanna drive him down.
- Where are we? - He won't give me my Bugatti today. He said I have to wait one more day for papers. I can't wait a day. - I know. - So what we have to do is buy another Bugatti now.
you
drive now. They have to build them and stuff. I doubt that's possible. There might be a second handball.
scour Dubai so I can buy a Bugatti today, so I have a Bugatti until my Bugatti is ready tomorrow. I'm not a peasant Luke! I'm not sitting around with no Bugatti! You can't do that! Yes I can! We are buying another Bugatti now! No! Remember the Rolls Royce? Although they are super expensive. We have every other car. What else are we gonna fucking buy? We have every other... Remember the Rolls Royce?
No. What? Rolls Royce? No.
I do, but...
I hope you won't find one.
We are in Dubai, but I really hope you won't find one. You might still buy QDOT.
VIP Motors.
You got me notice.
i know what's that it's a bigotti i'm gonna buy it but the door won't open i know it won't because you with your infinite insubordination told them and told them on fridays to open at 2 p.m who opens at 2 p.m it's midday what company in the world opens at 2 o'clock in the afternoon he says right here i didn't call did this no this is your insubordination no he won't let you in
- Because you know I'll buy another one. - No, we don't need that. - I'm driving a Bugatti today.
Something bugatti is happening today.
I need a Bugatti hat, at least. Something Bugatti. My Bugatti's here, I can't drive it.
You don't need more Bugatti stuff. - You're a piece of shit, Luke. It's right there.
You're a piece of shit. - It's not me, it's him. - If I buy it at 2 :00 PM, by the time I get in the car, the day's over.
Fuck's sake.
I need a bagatti future. I'm not a bagatti future. I'm not going to bagatti -less today. I'm getting something bagatti. You're not going to find one.
You're not going to find one.
Yeah, they might.
450,000 US.
Bargain.
Stop barking.