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You can't come to Dubai and just keep "Luke, let's go" and then I come and then it's to buy a watch. I thought I ordered an Uber as a buy watch. I know!
Two years ago to buy remember I sparred that UAE champion guy
Yeah, since then he's had like 25 fights and I've had 250,000 cigars
nice so he should beat me now he trains he's still a pro i'm semi -retired living a bit of life so when he's like hey man let's spar i'm like
okay you want to go somewhere fucking go you are that guy i'm that guy you don't say my name i'll come i don't care beat me up i haven't been beaten up in a long time i hope i lose but i still have a strong suspicion i'm not going to i'm energy efficient i'm compenduous
I manage to be concise with my action. I do enough damage with my small, low stamina levels to stop his... The fact that he has more stamina than me being an advantage. Because like, ah, I'm not tired. He's tired. But every time I'm under him, he hurts me. That's the plan. That's the battle plan. Alright. That's the battle plan. And then...
After I win. I probably fucking will. You and I need a long talk about why you keep trying to make me buy more watches. I'm not trying to make me buy more watches. I keep saying don't.
I say specifically do not buy any more watches. You have enough diamonds. You have enough.
You can talk about the reviews and shit. No, but you told me to list... Sampiris. Yeah, no, yeah. Emeralds, emeralds. Yeah, but you told me to list them. So it looks like I don't need them happening. No, you don't need them.
Thank you.
I'm out.
*music*
Thank you.
Are we the bi-men now?
Luke, I'm a shake. Do you know that I'm a shake? I do know you're a shake. Why am I a shake? Because I'm going to have a bat you with the divine number plate, correct? Yeah.
Do you know the other reason I'm ashamed? No. Do I'm rich? Okay. Do you know another reason I'm ashamed?
What, like you bought this building? Could, you know why?
I am now a resident with a driver's license from Dubai. So you're Dubai man. I'm a Dubai driver's license from Dubai residency. I'm a big shake. I've got my baguette and my company and all my property. I'm a shake. Oil money.
What can we do? What can we do? If a shake was wearing a watch, what kind of watch would he wear?
Okay, he would probably wear a super gold diamond watch.
Ah, you have a diamond watch as well, or are you shaking?
Why are you shaking your head?
I'm in Shoulderland. It's very shake-like. Why are you shaking your head? Take off an interviewer. Google Shoulderland and locate it on a map. Very important. Tell me where Shoulderland is. Can't seem to escape it. They'll never find it.
Have you ever seen Baywatch?
Wow.
I haven't even seen Baywatch. This guy's from Baywatch. You don't know? I have no idea what Baywatch is. I got a pair of red.
- Just know. - If you were drowning,
You'd call Mike Okay Big Mike He'd come save you
You know the crazy thing?
I went down to Baywatch Beach.
the beach, Venice Beach, California. - Yeah. - Pro.
Crack watch.
More than 200 unhoused people living in a large encampment on the Venice Beach boardwalk
were moved into housing.
But residents say many of the homeless did not leave. Yeah. Crackheads. I was like, where's Pamela? What the fuck is this?
She's still there, bro.
Oh, I didn't say that. Yeah, she stills your own wreck watch. I didn't say that.
Mike, you have to go sort your beach out.
Go where? Go sort the beach out, the Baywatch beach. It's all a mess now. Too many drug addicts. You go down there, get the red shorts on, you know, do something. Stop bringing the high skills back. You know, everyone's going to set the game up. Mike Thurston's going to bring Baywatch back.
So take confidential. I know you're wondering when the next series to start and he's going to make it happen.
If there was seriously a new series of A-Walk, you didn't know that.
Amit it?
Just a minute. Give me a mic.
Fucker.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I have no idea what Baywatch is. I have no clue bro. I've got zero clue. Never seen it. You don't know what Baywatch is? Nope. Never heard of it. No clue bro. No idea. 25.
Shoot.
Luke doesn't know. I have no clue. No, no. Let me ask you.
Do you know Mattress?
The Matrix, yeah, yeah.
I've seen The Matrix I have seen The Matrix I've seen The Matrix
Luke's only 25, but he literally knows what nothing is.
Yeah Like it's not even unscripted He knows what nothing is You name somebody And he's like what's that Yeah I didn't watch TV Yeah
Different generations. You don't know anything. Yeah, bro. We played video games. You didn't know Steven Seagal was.
I know. Why would I need to know that? We had to, I'd know it.
It's like, that's why we have to fight now.
I want to know, right, okay, so...
We're going to link up and do something on my channel. Let me know what you want to see. There's a whole load of things that me and Andrew could do. We could go to the gym. You could teach me how to kickbox. That'd be good. I'd like to go to the gym to see how much stronger you are. If you're stronger than me. Alright, it's already going to be good.
He says already, I'm getting mad now.
No, no, I'm sure you are.
Maybe. In one exercise, maybe. No, no, no, that'd be cool. Kickbox you can do, but if it's on, it's on. If it's on, it's on. If we're gonna spar, then it's on.
For real, full force. I don't want to buy that either. I was trying to have to go. His experience. Leave my nose to his nose. For the next Baywatch. And his Baywatch.
Before he even starts.
Yeah, you know, it'd be interesting. We should do something plyometric, like push-ups. Or like... Don't do a problem. More functional. Bench pressing like 50 kilos for a rep. Who can do the most reps? Not the heaviest weight.
Because I just hurt myself when I go heavy heavy. I don't know why maybe because I'm probably your shit. I'll go all wrong
But I'd be interested in like the plyometric stuff. I'd be interested. See what we could do. See if the cigars and booze have kept me as strong as I hope.
That's my training regime, G. Cigar, booze. Literally.
What's he going to do? Get the threesomes in and then you get in the ring. That's the game.
Thank you.
I need to take one more thing
Where are we, Luke? I know where we are. No, you don't. Why are we... What time is it? Why don't we have a...
I'm not wearing a watch.
I don't know how I just literally just noticed that.
Where are we? But I know where we are. So you know where we are.
You told me I had to buy an emerald. No, I didn't.
I'm not entirely sure what, but I might have to do something about this.
Or maybe some other precious stuff.
Name a precious stone that's not a diamond. Name another one.
- Name a precious stone. - Sapphire. - Sapphire.
Sapphires are blue, right? Yeah. Nice. Name another one. Ruby. Rubies are red. Sapphires are blue. Okay. Emerald. Emerald. What? Emerald's green, right? Yeah. Emerald.
Emerald. What? Onyx, maybe? I don't know.
I like that emerald. Emerald. Good thinking, Luke. What do you mean good thinking? You just...
What was that fucking stone you told me?
Ruby or? No, not Ruby, not Sapphire, the other one. Emerald. More diamonds on my watch. You don't need more diamonds on the watch. So I get the watch. You're right. You need the watch. I need a t-shirt. I know. You don't need more watches.
Told me to list. Sapphires. Yeah, no, yeah. Emeralds, emeralds. Yeah, but you told me to list them. I did not say that. Take all financial viewers. No, take all financials will know. In the comments.
Repeated times you were like, you don't have any rubies, you're a loser. You don't have any sapphires. I never said any of this. You don't have any emeralds.
I hate you.
I didn't say any of this. I have my own cousin to hate me, so I put my pimp shoes.
I'm not going to let that happen.
Second watch of the week.
Luke, it had to happen. You can't come to Dubai and just keep
Luke, let's go. And then I come, and then it's to buy a watch. I know.
Amen.
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I know I recognize the building.
I know you said it. I knew exactly where we were. I knew once we went up the elevator. I knew it.
I know who's going to be in there. I bet him. I know exactly what's going to happen. I bet you. I bet you he's going to take a watch and show it to you. Hello again.
No, we see him all the time.
My boy Justin. - Hey, good to see you, bro. - Hey, Justin. - How are you, bro? - Nice to meet you. - Good. You're very smart. - So we're back here. - Have a seat, guys. Have a coffee? - Coffee was amazing.
I have to bear with my cleaners in the bin so it's a bit of a mess. No problem, no problem.
It's time to come see you. It's been too long since I picked up a document. It hasn't been too long. It's been a while. It hasn't been a while. I'll have to make something happen.
I think we should make it a weakly thing, right? I think it's getting like that. It's Luke's fault. He kept making fun of me saying that I'm a loser because I don't have an emerald watch. I didn't make fun of him. At all. If you were a real man, you'd have a green emerald watch. I never said this. But I heard that conversation. It was a green one, a blue sapphire, a big blue. What? No! No! You had the same conversation. No! That's right. Exactly what you were saying. It is. Yeah, it is.
- You can't buy real estate. - Exactly. - I've been begging. - So we got to buy something?
This is all your fault. No, I didn't say anything. You have to accept what you've done.
How's the play treating?
Have fun? Good man. Yeah, we're like the more we look around the buy, the more we kind of believe this is
in the future. - Oh, absolutely. - I think the next 10, 20 years are gonna be huge growth here. And I can't see any other city that's gonna grow in the same. Everything else has been built. I mean London's been built, but now we're just trying to stop it from rotting.
Just trying to suck her off.
So like we're looking at a few opportunities and that kind of thing and really truthfully,
The building is interesting.
the particular house is interesting, whatever. But it really is about the bison hole. If the city blows up, then it all blows up.
And I kind of think the next 15, 20 years from Dubai, I think it's their time. I think the way everything's moving digitally as well, like crypto and however it's been, Dubai's kind of positioned itself perfectly in
I mean, it's always the forefront of new technology, right? - Yep. - But especially because of
where it is, how it is,
the weather, the safety, how clean it is, and then you add in how they're pushing all the technology and stuff.
then
- Sure. - How long you've been here, you've been a while, right?
Nearly 8 years. I've never laid. You don't know?
Say again? Milk? Can you come? No milk, thank you. No milk. And in eight years, almost, you must have seen shitload of birth. Eight years, it's changed so much.
It's changed so much.
- Five.
Like,
recently
post-Covid, the amount of people that have moved here is just
It's off the chain. Every time I look on Instagram, someone's moving to the fucking client. Everyone who has the chance to make money online is moving. There's nowhere else to go.
It's like, it's almost like you look at the world and go, okay, not there, where?
I mean,
It's amazing for entrepreneurs and stuff that are coming out
setting up business is.
you know,
creating jobs, making a better life for themselves and living here in the South. You're seeing so much of it. Like I said the other day, like so many young guys.
I feel like...
the Ryan pays the Kobe situation so well. And it's come out the other side like,
better than anywhere. Everybody wants to live here, everybody wants to move here. Forget the sunshine, which is amazing.
the other benefits that it has in terms of opportunity. - It's kind of like Miami. So Miami played COVID perfectly and all the Americans only moved to Miami. Dubai did the same thing, but it's all, it's the world.
all the rest of the world who's not american is trying to come to dubai so miami's actually miami's driving right now yeah because miami dragged all the all the brains and talent out of america and dubai feels like it's driving all the brains and talent out of europe even i know with money's coming here anyone i know with money is buying in dubai moves and buying into my residencies everyone's when you're moving here or is that conversation for another day when you can stop making me look poor when i walk down the street listen before you say talking to paul
Should we show you your new custom piece? Yeah, you show my new custom piece so my cousin made fun of me and said I had to buy it. I didn't say this. This is something for so long, because obviously we did it for you a while ago, and you've been traveling doing stuff all over.
So it's just, it's literally been sat here,
With me getting jealous of the water... And it's one of one? One of one.
like PCD we will never make another
We made a few
one of ones, and when we mean it as a one of one, it is a one of one. It doesn't mean that somebody else might copy something and do something else, but from us, it's a one of one.
So, let me show you. - So, have any Hustlers University students come along, trying to get one of these? - You're not getting an... - No, it's not allowed. No, that's... - I mean, you can ask me to make you a different color, or something that's different, but you're not getting...
And I do take it. You're that students? You keep making your money. This is one of one.
*outro music*
So, have you got a patek yet? Have you? Nah. So, the best box in the business, in my opinion, is the patek box.
So this is your warranty, Clothmas, two year warranty. Thank you very much. One of one.
on our warranty card today's date. Amazing.
Thank you.
- Okay.
No one makes a box like Patek.
Yeah, I got this box that goes somewhere. Ready?
you
- Yeah.
That's super G.
I mean if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what else that is. It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?
But there might be an alligator Louisiana, I don't know.
Maybe
I don't think that goes with cowboy boots. - So this, which obviously it's-- - Let's put some light on it. - Bro, it's already sparkling, I don't know how to do that. - The base is full gold and we've done what's called DLC coating, which basically changes the gold color to black.
- It's all in company. - 'Cause someone asked me that. I showed a video of it and they said, "What's the black? What's the black?" I said, "I don't know." So black is gold. - It's, well, the actual medal is gold,
You turn it black, same with like steel watches, you have to do what's called DLC coating. It's like a miniature game coating.
and you have to do it several times over the watch to change the colour.
I mean over time it can possibly scratch off, but you get to your warranty obviously, but if it does we'll fix it for you.
Basically the whole watch is built around the stones. We start with the stones, we source the stones, and then the whole watch is assembled and built around it. It's about three months process.
- To make it. - Yeah, I like to do it. - I'll put it for you. - I'm gonna set up three months work. - It's about three months, obviously look on the back. You've got the exposed patek movement as well, which is amazing.
hidden just for you. - It's super unique, which I like. Everyone's gonna be like, "What's that? What's that?"
and like not too chunky because your AP is... - My AP is massive. Yeah, yeah. - Which I saw you on the jet ski with the other day. I was worried, I'm like, please don't fool him. Please don't fool him. - Well, I was in Miami with him, and I was in Miami, him in the jet ski, so drunk, making videos on my phone. If I would've lost that phone, I would've lost millions of dollars. I was drunk up my mind, smiling, thinking I'm a smart ass. - Yee-haw. - Yee-haw. - Nice to do it.
*whistling*
What do you think for the size? You want to take one out? One link out? I think it might be. Yeah, let's take one out. Let's take one out. Are you happy now, Luke?
Do I have enough emeralds for you? Are you happy? - It is super cheap. - You start talking crap about sapphires? - No, I never said anything. - You can make a blue one? Can you do a sapphire one in blue? - You can do a blue one. - No, no. - So you can do a sapphire one in blue? - Yeah. - No need for sapphires. - 'Cause my cousin keeps telling me I need sapphires. - No, I don't. - So he keeps, you can hear him now, right?
So what happened?
This watch actually became famous. It's a different model. Someone made one for Drake.
I've seen it but it's different it's the moon phase so it's got it's got a moon phase in the dial
So we thought we'll kind of make our own thing, but we didn't want to do that because there are people that have done that. That's no longer a one-of-one. And I'm sure people probably were at some point
be that, but for us.
He will only be one of one. What do you think? Do you like it?
more than like bro again again this was probably the fastest
transaction ever as it always is with you. It's yeah, how much? Yeah, I'll have it. Cool. When can I get it? So... 10 seconds. 822 students can't compete with that. They have to be faster than what's on. But the man is single, I still remember it.
It only feels like yesterday, it was a year ago, when I opened this new showroom. Yeah. We didn't know each other. You messaged me for the AP Skeleton. So this piece, obviously, is crazy. There's limited numbers. You can't find them. Yeah. The skeleton is super rare. And soon this might be discontinued and the price is just going to go through this.
Okay. We had one piece.
I know you messaged me, you said I want it. Straight away done, flew in, picked it up. Yeah, I think, you know what?
VVS diamonds, G color.
over 2,000 stones set by hand.
and you were trying to buy a watch and stuff.
And obviously we sometimes don't know who's inquiring, who's missing. Although you must get loads of time wasters. And you message it was like, yeah, I'll have it.
Give me your bike details. And I was like...
Six figure watch, okay cool, money sent. And literally next day, money's around the bank, I was like, holy shit, okay cool, this guy's serious. So, and then obviously, how many watches? It's gotta be eight, nine, 10 watches. - Something like that, yeah. - Yeah, I don't really play games, but I know a lot of people do, but I really, in fact, I try my best not to, like,
'cause nothing annoys me more. I'm pretty serious, right? So yeah, I was like, boom, boom, quick. None of this two weeks, one week, there are not. Here's the money, my friend. So yeah. - And then last time you were in Dubai, you came to pick up another watch,
and ended up coming back two days later and buying another one.
So it's my cousin. He keeps making fun of me saying I have no watches. I don't make fun of him. He does. No. And that's why when we spar, I have to go a little bit harder on him, you know, because he keeps calling me poor. But the other problem you have is it's a company you keep, right? Because...
All of the players you hang around with have been to watches as well. Like, I'm seeing everyone buying watches and it's just...
It's...
The hype and the mania around this stuff right now is crazy, but the best thing about what you buy is it's just so different. Yeah. It's just so different.
I get pretty unique things and I think
I mean, we were talking last time we were here, the watch market's going crazy anyway.
So I ain't gonna lose any money.
I'm not going to get out.
I mean, look, something like this, it's so postponed, so custom, it's harder if you want to sell it, but I know you're probably never going to sell it.
Stuff like the APs and stuff you bought, you can always get out of it. The market's increasing, you'll probably make money anyway. But I mean, it may be worth at some point having a few investment pieces, just a way you don't wear them and just maybe leave them safe. Because this is what's happening now, a lot of like investment groups, instead of investing in stocks, they're putting funds together and just buying up batches of watches. And then just put them in the safe for five years and making like 20, 30% per year return.
So this is why you're not singing, what's your...
and it's huge like where else are you getting 20-30% per year? Not many places
Not with a hard asset, a real thing? Yeah.
it's not like you've got one thing that you need to offload at the same time say you've got one property that's saved 10 million dollars
You don't need to start with one property.
You can say you've got spread out $10 million over
I don't know, 20 watches.
And you can offload three of them if you need cash results.
and then keep the other whole... Yeah, it's liquid, quite liquid. It's so liquid.
Um...
and you can just get in and out of stuff and then there's buyers for this stuff all over the world. There's dealers, end users. So it's a really, really unique asset. I think we said it the other day. It's,
It's blown my mind, like I've only been in this business while.
seven years.
I was a watch fanatic before, I have never ever seen it. Like everybody I know in the watch business has said they've never seen a time
It's like its own
currency, commodity, unique assets. Which is just blown up. Which is just completely blown up after the pandemic which is
It's crazy, but
The cool thing about what we do, what we do is what I love is the custom stuff.
Let's get one link taken out of it. - Let me do that. - I'm gonna wear this, this is today's watch. And then if Luke doesn't make fun of me,
I never make fun of him. He does make fun of me. He makes fun of me.
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
Tristan, Tristan, this is bullshit Tristan, Tristan, I know where we are Tristan.
Bye.