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He's a Chinese Kung Fu master, but he's also like flexing on me and my girl. I just walk in like, "Well, I'll do my pop button up."
and fuck you up.
This is nice. - I mean, it's not Luton, but it's all right. - It's not Luton. We have the Arndale Center. - I mean, I guess it's not African food, but also this is nice.
I am too afraid to. - Can we buy our boat? We can just come here and come and pretend. - Okay, so that's what we do?
That's the problem.
- Yeah, our boat might be too bad. - Yeah, okay, this is the structure. - Our boat is looking at the surface.
This is G.
Can you swim? No, I'm not answering.
That doesn't count. Admit you couldn't swim. Admit you can't swim. Alright, I can't swim. So who wins? No one. So you're a sinker. You're drowning right now. I'm not drowning, but this is very cool. This is very cool. This is very cool. This is cool. This is cool.
At first I thought it was lights from a bump flashing down. But no.
that wouldn't work because the shadows.
So is the buggy man. I'm driving. I'm driving, yeah?
How about Lamborghini at home? It's fine. It's the same. No, he's a really good driver. I'm a good driver.
He truly is a really good driver.
and trust me.
It's because I'm brown. You are really a super good driver. I know, it's because I'm brown. Seems racist to me. It might be. Definitely racially motivated. Right for you, let's go.
One wifey's. Ah, you guys can go.
Sit in front. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you ever made spaghetti sauce?
I don't think so. You've never made spaghetti sauce in your whole fucking life. How old are you? 25. You've never once made spaghetti sauce ever. You've never sat there and thought, I'm going to make some spaghetti sauce. Never once. Shit, you should have been driving, Andrew. You nearly almost crashed there. You nearly almost crashed. You've never made spaghetti sauce. This dude can't drive. I said I'd drive. I've made spaghetti sauce and I can drive.
Everything would've been fucking fine. Nobody fucking listens to me. Nobody trusts me. I'm sitting around here with fucking... Bro, bro, he's never made spaghetti sauce, my G.
No wonder you're gonna be crashed. It's true, I don't think I've ever made spaghetti sauce. You've never made spaghetti sauce even once.
I really don't think he wants. No spacesuit, no fucking spaghetti sauce. I've had enough of
It's true no spacesuit either. Something has to change. Something literally has to change. We've reached a point now where something hasn't happened. I've had at least 15 bokeh and tonics and I've decided if you don't put your spacesuit on and make some spaghetti sauce, pronto you and I are going to fight bare knuckle to the death. Oh no, no. Alright, how do I make spaghetti sauce?
Tomorrow we're gonna make a steak sauce. I'll take up an egg sauce. We're gonna make a cooking chow. Okay. That's the new plan.
Supercar?
That's my, that's Jewel's car. It's not our car. We need a taxi, G. Taxi? Yes, please. Unless you can drive us to Cheyenne, Wyoming. You're on the way to Wyoming? Yeah. Why are you going to Wyoming? Shit no matter. Coming home. By the time you get here, it'll be long gone. Put the girls in a taxi right here.
Congrats bro.
Thanks, man.
I like it.
- Thank you.
Of course you like it. You already know you like it. What is this? It's another watch. Everyone spend their money, dude.
What do you mean, Luke?
Look, you didn't buy a watch. No, I didn't buy a watch.
You know,
The problem is loop.
is that you don't listen to Andrew and Tristan enough.
when it comes to watches
We'll be easy.
things like that.
That is amazing.
for my skin, bro.
Why don't you just buy one?
The worst thing about Luke is he actually has loads of money now and he still is
Yeah. I do...
I just...
I just won. I'm a monk.
A monk man.
I'm
Well, it is what it is.
I'll just click.
wear two Rolexes today.
I'm Andrew Tate I like that
Ah.
There we go.
Yeah, that's
Those are G. Yeah, these are good.
double time.
Absolutely amazing. Making money double time. Double time.
It is what it is.
Good day.
*laughs*
Close up
Yeah, that was also bad.
That's beautiful.
This man right here always has the best watches.
Absolutely. Absolutely the watchmaster.
So I gotta send you crypto today.
Python.
How many pythons had to die?
Call me King Cobra. King Cobra fuck a python up. So I wear a python so they had to know.
I walked into...
Philip Plyne.
And Prague.
It's like it's one of one.
Thank you.
She goes, "Yeah, and the model who wore her on the catwalk is about your size." Try to unfit perfectly.
So I'm gonna take it, 'cause it's very expensive,
I said I'm gonna take it.
She was $19,000.
Did she not see your watch?
You see what I'm saying?
Then I began to draw Armani, told him I'm a Kung Fu master.
They said you're a kung fu master, I was like can't you tell?
Now I've got like the Chinese style, but I leave it open so they can see the Wudan tattoo. I could do it up and look like a monk, but I wear it open like this. When I walk in the club, people are like,
Rocky!
He's a Chinese Kung Fu master, but he's also like flexing on me and my girl. I just walk in like, well, I'll do my top button up.
and fuck you up. It's true. You don't want it. You don't want the smoke.
So it turns out
that we now have 100,000 subscribers on K-Speech.
So we need to celebrate Luke. We need to do something. We can give away a hundred thousand dollars.
We cannot give away $100,000. Who knows? That's a good idea. That's a good idea. We've got so many things we can do.
What should we do for the fact that my channel, me, talking the truth, has managed to make it to 100,000 subscribers before it got banned?
It's a miracle.
I'm a Kung Fu master.
With 62 carats of diamonds on his wrist.
About to go out for the most expensive dinner.
and the most expensive city in the world.
and we've just hit 100K subscribers.
and we need to do something.
Now, I've got some pretty good ideas, but I was thinking...
-
Maybe we should ask the peasants.
- Okay. - The peasants, the people who watch.
You see me, you see me out here.
flexing
see me doing all these things.
I know the easy answer is, "Give us money."
But you know what, even if I gave you money, you'd still be a geek.
You'll just be a rich geek.
You wouldn't beat the...
the G.
I don't know if money's the answer. Money's an easy one. I might give some money away. He might do something.
We need some kind of competition, like
live with us for a year,
fly around on the jets.
like a complete transformation
from loser to fucking something from peon
the bad boy.
Or maybe I should take a student under my wing like Bruce Lee and beat him up every day until he's super strong.
hard to kill.
I don't know, we need to do something.
We do something spectacular and grandiose.
Remember those words, write them down. Spectacular grandiose. - Okay, spectacular grandiose.
Something
You know, I'm not entirely sure why.
But what I do know
is that whoever gets chosen,
If you're not subscribed to the channel, you're not going to get chosen.
If you're not on the email list on corporatetape.com, you're not gonna get chosen. So do those two things first.
And then what I want the peons to do before I make my final decision, which I'm going to announce in the next video.
I want the peons. This is your chance to email me at cobertakenews at gmail.com.
and tell me what you would like me to do
to give away back to the community, to show them such a nice,
kind-hearted good man.
Because we've now reached 100k subs. What should I give back to you? I already give you all this knowledge and game and entertainment.
Now you want more from me.
Because you've given me the honor of watch me educate you.
Tell me what you think you deserve.
I'm going to read every single email.
YouTube competition.
Tell me what I should give away.
I'm genuinely interested.
And in the meantime,
I'm gonna take my kung fu knowing ass.
of all my diamonds.
I'm going to spend some money.
So they let a cowboy in Dubai.
A cowboy and a ninja. In a Ferrari.
Cowboy and ninja spotted.
chatting it up I wonder what they talk about
I have no clue
We can't do it.
Thank you.
What are you going to do when I get a new guy in the kitchen?
You don't need a Bugatti t-shirt.
We got in the car, we got in the hat.
You don't need these things though. I do need you. What else can I get you?
Shoes? Shoes. My watch isn't fancy enough.
Maybe I can get a bug out. Bro, that...
That is fancy enough. Nah. You can get the Bugatti watch to sheer on by Jacob McCullough. I think it's like 650, 700 Gs.
What?
No. So I get the watch. You're right. I need the watch. I need a t-shirt. I know. You don't need more watches. Back back. Back back.
to go with the Bugatti car, and then I'll have everything. Then I'll be done. So you admit that I need one more watches, and two all the Bugatti cars. - No, you don't need more watches. You don't need the Bugatti.
No. See you a minute. No, you don't need this. OK, so it's opposite day.
Yes?
Ha ha!
From a hand. It's not getting me. You can't get these things. I got you.
for a Bugatti t-shirt. I'm a Libri of a Bugatti t-shirt. Bugatti iPad holder. Don't even have an iPad that small.
You don't need to forget the iPad holder.
- What was your order?
So the bagai was supposed to be delivered in Germany.
But...
for circumstances in which I cannot explain, that was no longer possible.
So I had to find somewhere else among the guys.
I thought, what's a cool number of plate to have when I'm cruising around Romania, Transylvania,
next to Dracula's castle.
people seem to shield them.
What's the coolest play I've ever bought in?
If I want a Dubai plane, a shake,
So I've had my car flown.
from Molsheim, France.
when it was completed.
- Fuck.
The COVID knots.
Fuck that off.
Flew it here to Dubai.
Register at my Dubai company, Dubai number plate. Fly it back.
So when you stop me,
Yeah, license registration to buy registration.
Dubai driver's license. Dubai car. Hope you read Arabic, bitch.
You're gonna talk to me about speed.
Speed.
from I got oil money.
Don't waste your oil money.
That's why we're here.
even though we bought the Bugatti in Germany.
I'm taking deliveries.
by.
and we're going to drive it out here in the desert at 300 miles an hour.
and then it's gonna fly 500 miles an hour on a plane back to Romania.
because you told me there was no more cost in life.
Do you know this song? No. It's called Liar. I typed liar into YouTube when this song came out. I'm not going to be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video because you just lied to me. You said there was no cars left. It's all your fucking face.
And now you just informed me the fact that I need to get you
No, I didn't. No, you don't need more watches.
Bought the diamonds, I was almost happy. I know. And you started saying, we need emeralds. I don't know why you were saying that. No, I didn't say that. I said you don't need any... And now you're telling me I need a red light.
It's gonna be another 2 million in watches, another 300,000 flying the car around, global insurance from Gaius at least half a mil,
Man, I just need to shut my mouth, don't I? Yeah, bro, you cost me at least $20 million a year.
At least.
Most people work their entire lives and have a fortune at the end of their life.
which is less. And I'm talking about most rich people.
which is less than eye blow per year on Diamond's cars,
and to call in your name.
booze and travel in the world.
I don't know.
That's all your fault.
And when we finally end up 59 and broke, living in the Philippines,
a shock
and a shack on the beach.
You're going to have to take some responsibility for what you
*sniff*
This is what happened.
*doorbell*
Wow.
I'm the Brigadier coach.
in Dubai, and you are in Hustlers University.
For the first time in your life, you're in the right place.
I don't
I know you've never felt that feeling before, but you're about to. You have a lot of work to do.
a lot of information you need to process,
It's gonna be at the start, a process which is
I wouldn't say confusing.
but certainly enlightening.
You're gonna have to engage with a lot of other members of the community.
You have lots of work to do. Joining Hustle University is just the absolute beginning.
You've put your shoes on.
And now you've got the stairs to climb.
But I can assure you, you're absolutely in the right place at the right time.
This diamond watch
and I'm about to put this video in so you're not lying. - So yeah, I just wanna say thank you as well for all the referrals because it's so nice to see that they're getting so many like, well, friends of yours firstly, and also young guys from the university and you know,
from your friends and whatever happens.
coming and buying diamond watches. I mean, 20-year-olds buying diamond watches is just crazy, right? See, the young guys in Hustles University. We've got the young guns buying diamonds.
When I picked up this diamond watch,
"The guy who sells diamond watches said to me,
"Man, I have so many of your students come and be buying diamond watches."
and my students were from Hustleman.
You all have the same information inside of that school.
It's down to you to digest the information and utilize the information.
and implement the new information.
It's impossible that some of the students are buying diamond watches and you not buy a diamond watch if you try.
So you made the first step. You're in the right place at the right time.
Now it's all about if you're the right kind of guy who's going to get rid of it.
Welcome to House of Zyberus.
*music*
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- Second watch of the week. - We know. - So. - Luke, it had to happen. - You can't come to Dubai and just keep
Luke, let's go. And then I come, and then it's to buy a walk.