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- How you talking about it, today?
I've not seen you do headshots with Barnett ever.
We've done it a few times, four or five times.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
- You know what?
Luke, are you excited for headshots?
I mean...
The problem is, when it comes to head shots, I like to get hit. So he hits me about 50 times, and I'm like,
Land one big heavy one, that's all I want. I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, and then I'll land. That's it, that's what I'm going for.
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you
Thank you.
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Where are you going? You can't run. There we go! Fight! You can't run from it. Put your hands up and put them down and stand there like I do. That's it. Jack.
- Chad, head 'em, Marty. Two, two, three, four. - Go on, go on. - Go on and get away. - Just throw it, just throw it, just throw it. That's it, that's it. Yeah, throw it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Go, go, go, go. Keep it there. Keep it there. Yeah. - Three, four. Way to go. - Throw it, throw it, yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
The show business.
- I'm sorry.
It is better throwing than being scared.
Just fucking draw.
I know, I intercept, I know, okay.
But you gotta bite your gum shield.
and swim.
Well, I sparred him here. That's what it was.
Here's a short, stalky comment.
But he slips, one punch, and he goes.
You're going to sleep. And I don't mean down. I mean you wake up.
It's harder than you want, I swear.
But the only way I could do good was just grip my team and just throw and win the rounds.
Even if I can't hurt him, just win the rounds. Because if I get scared about his hook,
I don't touch him, he was too tricky. This is what you call the no man's land, you know what I mean?
Like this is like in war, my team, his team, his army, my army. We need to get to each other to hit each other. But whoever controls this space in the middle,
wins the fight, wins the battle. That's why I'm on my hands right here. He's not trying to hit me.
That's why I'm saying nice throw away punches not every punch has to land so throw in the middle here to then land this shot You have to control this to the no man's land whoever controls this
distance.
That's why when you hear him, and he no longer has control of No Man's Land, he does this.
And he takes away no man's land. You understand?
So whoever, this is controlling the fight. We're battling, and then when you get positioned, that's when you land.
You understand?
So don't...
If he hurts you and you create space,
What is so hard about you?
You hear him quite good sometimes.
Then you think, fuck, you back away. And then you just let him...
Walk towards you. There is no control of this distance.
Or even if you hurt me, if you give me three or four seconds, it doesn't hurt me.
Yeah.
And then he builds up his confidence. Keep the pressure on him.
Yeah, so it's like you want to take one step back, one step back.
Control that no man's land. Throw punches away. Not every punch needs to land. Never throw one punch.
Never, there's no point against Andrew, there's no point, you're just gonna get hurt.
Doesn't matter if you miss. Hit the hands.
Hit the hands, hit the arms, hit the elbows, whatever, to control the dissonance.
- Three.
Girl.
A fucking girl who's never trained in her life.
Look at this ball and throw it at her face. She'll move.
It's natural. You only get hit because you're not looking.
If you are looking at his hands,
looking at you and just fight and don't worry about just look at his hands hit whatever you can but don't even think when it starts to come you'll move
It's because you don't look at them.
And you can't see. You close your eyes, or you do this, or you get a bad angle. Or you're down, or you're tense.
Me, it's hard because I make sure you can't see my hand.
That's why I do it.
But against people who fight like this, just lift their hands.
Nigel, I know how hard he hits, I just stare at his hand. I just stare at it, because I know it's going to swing, it's going to help me out. So I just look at it the whole time. And the second it moves, I'm like...
Yeah, yeah. But she said it was... - Have you sold it?
- 'Cause it's too hard. - I'm getting hit by that. - Yeah, you just have to look at it. - Yeah, like the thing is, with you-- - With me, my hands are behind my back and shit. I mean, exactly.
here you
No, but that's the thing. You're not there.
If you were punching here, you'd hit me loads more. I would have to rethink my whole strategy if you punched here. You don't.
You punched my head.
So I do this.
Hit me. I know what you're going to-- I'm looking at your hands, waiting for you to move it. If you punch this one, I go here.
Thank you.
That's all I do. If you punch this one, I either go outside or back.
The second you try and jab me, I do this.
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Thank you.
It's one simple trick. I just do it over and over again.
You're going to not let me get away with it. But if you were punching my stomach, I'd have to think again. Because I can't move my core like I can move my head.
I can move my head all like this. My core stays there.
If you were punching my body, I'd fight like this again.
If I'm doing this, then you're really not trying to have it.
Thank you.
And also you don't believe in your power. So you think a jab to the body doesn't matter. So you don't throw. Whereas I know if I land three or four of them, they start to hurt.
I fight 12 rounds, so like...
Over and over, by round four, they're fucked.
You gotta relax, you gotta enjoy it more. I know. You gotta enjoy it more. It's like a dance. It's funny.
When you get hit, Scott will be like, "Ha ha ha."
Who gives a shit? You're training. You're supposed to be here.
♪ Then I'm a motherfucking P.I.A. ♪ ♪ I don't know what you heard about me ♪ ♪ But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me ♪ ♪ Don't gotta lack no perms, you can't see ♪ ♪ Then I'm a motherfucking P.I.A. ♪ ♪ I started she in the club, she dancing for dollars ♪ ♪ She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada ♪ ♪ That BCPG, ball, Berry, Dolce, and Gabbana ♪ ♪ She freaking fools, then she's the best ♪ - All right, if you're sweaty, you need to finish training. Don't tell me you're about to do what I think you're gonna do. - Sorry, but I have to finish training.
thousands and thousands
of all your daily vitamins. I'm about to get
7,000% of basically everything. I can't be bothered to read it out. Even things I didn't know I needed.
Did you know you needed...
folate
- To be honest, I don't even know what that is. - Exactly, did you know you needed selenium?
This one seems pretty good, but you know it's not good. Hello Kitty cereal. Well, I'm gonna get all of what I need and then I'm gonna have my dinner.
- Okay, now you're going to part dinner.
This is not dinner, first and foremost. It's a sparkling water. I'm a fucking hero. No flavorings whatsoever. Tastes absolutely disgusting.
Bye.
I can get down with the fire blood, but the Hello Kitty cereal absolutely not. No, sir.
All good things are disgusting.
Nothing that tastes good.
It's good for you.
which is why I hate the taste, Hello Kitty cereal.
Made by Monday.
Read me the ingredients in that. I have to know. When I buy shares, here's the big famoose. Everyone's going to start buying this going, Tom G had Hello Kitty cereal. Let me talk to you. Not realizing that I bought 30% of the company Monday.
See that? M-O-N-D-A-Y. Oh, yeah.
*knock*
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Oh, you think I'm just promoting Hello Kitty cereal? No. I actually eat this shit. I actually get paid for it. Try me. Go buy some.
Bye.
I don't even know if you're being serious or joking.
And I live with you. I've been... Oh, this fucking shit's disgusting. I don't even make it. Put your game face on.
It's true.
I'm being... Bailey.
At least the Hello Kitty cereal is not coming out of fire blood. I'm deadly motherfucking serious. You think I can't buy this fucking shit company Monday?
Monday, what the fuck, what is it, French?
I don't know. I told the accountant.
Buy some.
I need to know what's in the Hello Kitty cereal. What's the ingredient list?
You're too jacked and you're too healthy to be eating Heller City cereal. Andrew, you and I both know this isn't okay.
*Sigh* That's good for me. No, it's not-
Thank you.
It's not good for you. You need to get on my diet. You'd feel like a million bucks if you were on my diet. Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, this is dumb. No.
Tristan, do not join him.
and going down the path of no return. Now I need a cigar.
This is the back row. - I'm a beacon of health. I'm one of the, I am literally one of the most respected fitness influencers on the planet. All those other fitness influencers, you name like a fitness guy.
I beat the fuck out of them and everyone knows it.
And my body is fucking fantastic, and I take no steroids whatsoever, and my testosterone levels through the roof down to pure stress.
And I'm going to eat this. I'm going to have four cigars. And that's going to be my daily meal. That's it. I had a bowl of cereal, a glass of fire blood.
two cigars, and I went to sleep.
Thank you.
This is not okay.
Hey me, nigger. Tristan, don't join him on this.
on this journey. It's not okay. Don't join him. Don't join him.
Thank you.
Even Marcel's in disbelief. Look Marcel, tell me I'm not crazy. This is absurd.
I've been trying to stop this since last Christmas. I told you not to stop buying fucking Hello Kitty cereal. Thank you. And here we are. Thank you.
A whole year later,
And they're still on it. Do you feel...
I'm getting deja poo.
Because Marcel's talking the same old shit.
That I heard before.
Yeah, a year ago. I'm getting deja pooed. Because Marcel's talking the same shit.
He said before. Deja vu is not a thing. Get a fucking bowl of Hello Kitty cereal. Marcel, don't do it. Be a fucking man. Marcel, be on my team on this one.
and get a bowl of Hello Kitty for the first time in your life, man up. I have cat like reflexes and that comes from Hello Kitty cereal.
No, it doesn't. Marcel, stay on my side on this one.
Eating Hello Kitty cereal. Thank you. It doesn't make sense.
It's pink.
Thank you.
And fluffy. And fluffy!
There's sugar, the spice and everything nice. What the fuck?
Thank you.
- Everyone's adding cards to the milk thing.
Oh, my God.
You've literally never been to Jamaica.
- 'Cause the bad boy, the bad man,
In Kingston.
Ask them.
*sips*
I'm done with you guys. What country's Hello Kitty from?
- Do you want to go?
Is it? Yeah. Could you be a samurai in a street fight?
Your birthday was days ago, but the gifts just won't stop coming in.
People must really like you, Andrew.
So we got one unimportant one.
Thank you.
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No kidding.
Thank you.
Typical.
- Hang on, I'll have a bowl of that right now, please.
You can't have Hello Kitty cereal first thing in the morning.
Fight.
- I'm sorry.
Fight you said you're gonna out with me say you eat fucking what do you eat goji berries and shit?
I'm built different.
Goat berries are gay. I'm gonna eat this all day. I might eat this all week. It might be the only thing I eat. From now on, I might only eat Hello Kitty cereal. I might do an experiment of a month of Hello Kitty cereal. I'll still train every day and I'll look exactly the same.
I guarantee it. I guarantee it.
- Yeah.
Ranging.
Well.
So I was thinking what should I buy for him?
You don't have this.
Thank you.
A bald man's hairbrush.
Can you give us a demo, sir?
Bye.
Nice! Nice dude. Nice. You do one of them.
*clap*
Hello Kitty Cereal, you think it gives you power, but my liver, my heart, all my organs, they give me power. I'm going to outlift you before you're not.
I'm gonna punch your liver.
This is what you don't understand. You don't understand it, Bailey. It's not going into your head for some reason. Because you can't punch him in the Hello Kick ceremony. Exactly.
You can't punch me in the hello kitty. I can't. I'll punch you in the lip.
You can punch me in the liver. Time will tell. We'll see what happens.
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