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You don't have a face.
that looks like you have a filter on it.
That's why you put a filter on it. To look different.
No!
but don't sell the dream to others.
Don't send Andrew pictures.
Do not take photos and filters.
I took pictures of my dick and made it three times longer. It's like, "Oh no, it's actually, it's almost reality. I just used a stretcher filter." And then the girls had a look at my tiny little wiener.
Right. And be disappointed. That wouldn't be fair, would it?
Well, there's no penis stretching filter on Snapchat.
Oh, you haven't got it. Believe me, I wish you...
That's what you look like. The photons, instead of entering my eyes, enter these lenses and capture the moment with perfection. That is what you look like.
I just saw a photo. I'm just looking at the photo.
Thank you. What'd you say? You want me to say it again?
You're trying to call my bluff, bitch. You look exactly like that photo, and you think you're fucking ugly. That's why I tried to put a filter on it.
What the fuck? What are you wearing?
fishing rope. As you know with nature it's all about the spiritual.
I have to dress like this
and reach a higher plane of enlightenment.
to call the fish to me before I cast the rod. It's an advanced technique. I wouldn't expect a simpleton like you to understand it. You actually caught some. Yeah, you caught some fish. Alex, well done, you caught some fish.
I have another one. As you know, Tristan State, who works for Just Stop Oil, is also pro-animal liberation. You know what this is our food, yeah?
Free Willy, the key to catching fish.
is to use a rod in the lake. Not many people know this, I'm actually an expert on fishing. You never catch fish.
outside of the water. You have to actually go inside the water to get the fish. And because you don't want to go in the water yourself, you get wet. You use a piece of string.
on a stick called a rod and then you reel the rod after the fish bite the bait and then you bring them aboard
Not many people think about these things or know these things.
That's basically how I invented
the way to fish. Some people said it was quite cruel.
because
If you tried to catch a land animal that way, imagine I wanted to kill a deer.
Like Bambi.
and I had a hook with some bait and Bambi
tried to eat the bait and then got snared on my hook
And then I just dragged Bambi from the back of my pickup truck along the ground.
Thank you.
Dying.
You know, I mean...
That'd be a pretty cruel thing to do, but...
For some reason it's allowed to happen to fish because nobody cares about fish. So Tristan Tate of Just Stop Oil, aka the Animal Liberation Front.
has come here to put a stop to your crime.
Against fish.
How do you feel? How many fish have you caught, Smalox?
How many are in the bucket right now?
Now zero loser
- Loser. - Loser. So you have zero fish?
Loser. I'm done here. My work here is done.