Transcript
We don't do super shit and we've grown up. Eat a fucking skittle, you cuss. Bailey, stop trying to take my job. I'm not trying to challenge you. I have zero malice in my heart. May everybody fight for that.
Why don't I stop you from getting coffee by forcing them to close the coffee shop? So you can shut up forever. Nice. That was my idea. Yeah, so Bailey...
We came down here for coffee. Where's your suit?
*laughs*
Where's your suit? - Interesting, you think just because I got my suit to my room?
I'm going to wear suits now. Interesting.
That doesn't mean anything. It does. You know exactly what it means. I'm wearing a jacket interwoven with 24 karat gold. It looks very good.
- How's your suit? - But don't you like my t-shirt?
In his gorilla hat.
and my grill app. There's no gold.
I think it's cotton.
Nobody likes you. - Admit it's good though. - No, it's not. You look like a bum.
You look like a trucker.
who's stalking Andrew Tate.
Maybe I am. Maybe I replaced your cousin a long time ago.
- Yes.
I've actually just been a trucker stalking you guys. Tristan, you caught me. Your detective work has figured it out.
I'm not your cousin.
I knew it. Years ago. I knew it. It's your truck over Stockton. I get it. Cool. Wonderful. I'm a Regis fan. I'm not talking to you anymore.
I was accused of, I stayed without words like a dude.
14 years ago. I actually matched every single one of these things. Okay. Androp your cousin. You can't just look at me like that and then walk away. Bailey stop trying to take my job.
Wonderful to see you. Wonderful to see you. I know. They control all the algos, they control everything. They control everything. My father was in the Air Force. They'd be rolling in their graves and we heard the governor say, "We are welcome in our own fucking country." We're clean criminal records, by the way. Congratulations. I'm not sure you guys are.
I don't care where you guys are, you've got to be at their wedding next year. Or any of us. Alright, I'll be there. Have you got it. Have you got it. Have you got it. Have you ever spoken to Netflix? Have you ever spoken to Netflix? Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
- You wanna do a show about you? Yeah? - Yeah. - What brings you to Orange County? - Yeah, out of all, you're in Miami. I saw it. - I came to see my friend, Mr. Francis. I don't know if you know me, we do podcasts with him. - Yeah, I've seen him. - Yes, I've seen him. - That's all that fun. - We came out here to see him. We're just, I got friends who are internet friends, and friends who are not, but he's, I'm essentially family. - This guy. - Point table. Do what I should say. Point table. Do what I could say. - Where is everybody? Supposedly, Tristan is sick.
Sikki wiki. See, Sikki wiki, he's feeling bad. Sad and bad. Too bad to get a cup of coffee and some eggs. Big strong Tristan Sikki wiki. And then of course your cousin, Luke. Of course, there's always something wrong with him. Just you and I, the last soldiers, the last resistance, the two last Spartans at Thermopylae.
That might explain the $100,000 fucking price tag for a week. Was it worth it? No. Didn't even clean my room. Then they moaned that we couldn't film, so now we have to film on an iPhone.
Oh shit, they looking? Okay. Anyway.
Tristan Sikkiwiki.
And your cousin. He ain't even replying. Two fucking losers. Loser one and loser two. It's just us down here with the pancakes.
If they need all the food and they can't order room service, that might get them. My shadow fist will finish it. And that's what they refuse to accept. They refuse to accept that if they get hit with a shadow fist, it's over. Tristan and Luke are missing out. Tristan and Luke aren't even people at this point. I don't know why you can keep these characters from the show. We should kick them out. No one gives a shit about them. When's the last time you heard anyone scream, Wow, Luke. Wow, Tristan. Big, tall, and sick. Fucking faggot. Who gives a shit?
Tristan's scared of eggs.
we all know eggs aren't even real. It's because I said eggs wasn't real.
It is. They've already stopped me once because of the eggs and now they set up a roadblock because I put it on Twitter again the eggs weren't real. Okay so eggs ain't real yeah? Okay.
Because I think we need to agree eggs ain't real so I can go. I'm tired of this. Okay. Sign where? Here? Eggs aren't real. Okay well.
Looks like it came to an agreement, my friend. Thank you very much. By the way, Justin, did you know that this is because eggs aren't real? It's the egg conspiracy. Egg conspiracy? It's Big Egg. It's Big Egg. So you know eggs? Yeah, yeah, eggs. Yeah, no, no, that's a psyop. Eggs aren't real. Eggs aren't real? What do you mean? They're not real, bro. They haven't been real. You know, every time you think you eat eggs. Yeah, scrambled eggs? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Justin, that's a psyop. Eggs aren't real. Eggs aren't real. What's this egg shit about?
Big Egg, he doesn't know about Big Egg.
I thought I did until about 30 seconds ago. Eggs ain't real.
Eggs ain't real, bro. This whole time, bro.
Got two?
Yeah, thank you, bro. Thank you. Eggs ain't real, G. Eggs.
Did you know that? That's before my time sir. But you did know. I'm ready. You challenged me to a fight.
I'm not trying to challenge you.
We're challenging you to a fight now. We'll go back to Miami.
I have to fight. He challenged me, so it's fine.
I insulted my honor. I didn't insult your honor.
It's all in my honor. Just saying. Shit. So now we have no choice what to fight. Bailey, you're coming too. I'm not getting beat up alone. Sorry, baby. I'm not going to hide behind the camera. Yeah, Bailey. That's a bad thing, no? I thought you were against those kind of things. Yeah, me too. Can you leave me alone? Admit your RFK Jr. will leave you alone. Isn't he the new health secretary? Yes, he is. So he's got with you in jail. I'm really sick. I'm interested.
Yeah. Can you admit it? Mr. Sickly. Mr. Sick Boy. You two have been so sick for the last week. I've toughed it out. I'm sick of you, man. Yeah, that was all because you were around me. Tristan, I've been recording all week. I have no footage of them being sick. I don't know what you're talking about. It's because they were in their fucking bedrooms crying. No, I've got footage of them all week. You saw me out. Footage of Never Live. Yeah.
footage never lies. Tristan's been the sick one this whole time. Mr. Sickly. Sickly Tristan is what you're called. Every time the camera turns off he's complained, groans, crying. He's been super crying.
every single time the camera's off. How sick he is,
How he needs to go to bed, he wants to sleep with men. Tristan, is that not true? Who was asleep in the van last night? That one. You. That's not true. Prove it. Show the fucking clip. Prove it. I will. Prove it.
Bailey, why would I care? I didn't even notice until I looked up. You felt it. That's why you looked up.
You looked up because you felt it.
As independent judge, Luke does seem very mad. Luke, I'm just saying... Luke, it's just a joke. No, seriously, Luke. I can't seem mad at all. I have zero malice in my heart or zero anger. Don't try and convince us to. Just calm down. I feel the exact same way. It's not that big of a deal. It's a joke. Luke, it was just a fucking joke. As when it was up. Chill. It's fine. It's gonna be okay. This is stupid. Stop being angry. Stop being angry.
Stopping it.
Why do you want any chips, Lou? They're free.
Because they're poisoned. Their boy's interested. And there's a new health secretary and you're going to jail. I'll tell you why, because they're complimentary for crewed passengers.
And what you don't know is you're just here to see us off.
before you go on a Greyhound bus back to Miami. 41 hours. That's fine. I like the bus. I like the bus.
I'd rather go on the bus, alone.
to be on any jet with you guys. - Your terms are acceptable.
- You're not more than 41 hours. - Would it be more than 41 hours? - Oh yeah. - Three to four days.
Nice. We're doomed to make Luke get the Greyhound bus.
- So I want everyone on Take Confidential to vote for whose footage goes inside. Because I think mine's better than Bailey's.
I really do. I really think that mine's more entertaining. I think that Bailey's
can get fired. No more need for Bailey with his fancy cameras. I've got an iPhone. iPhone.
That's what it is.
water no in business class cups don't empty i know but my water cup seems to be empty it never
bad first class first class i wonder if the viewers of take confidential think the booze is fake
sorry i'll finish your question in a bit my answer is gnt it's not fake
It's not fake at all. There's a real G&T. It's a real shaking I hear in my ears. The coffee's real too. This is real.
But we've grown up now. We don't do stupid shit. We've grown up. Eat a fucking Skittle, you cunt. Eat a fucking Skittle. Eat a Skittle or face certain retribution.
the screams of pain. My ancestors are your ancestors. You can do it to your own ancestors. Eat a fucking Skittle. It's better for you.
No it's not bro.
- Bro, my room at the hotel, I put an eight.
- Same. - They did what I was sick. Still at 80. - Same. - I realized, wait, I always liked it. 80 is a good number.
bro. When it's snowing outside I have my window open. I like cold air. It has to be real air. This is fridge. It's not about the temperature. It's not real. And you know why you don't like it?
So it's because the electrons in the air because electricity has to pump this air out. It electrifies the air expert. Everybody likes the breeze and the cool air. Nah, but that's why he likes the real cold air but not this one. So do I.
Just I know you're dead. Why is hot air that's fake, cold air that's fake? It's just being freezing cold all of the time. It's not. I actually can almost guarantee.
I was not birthed.
In fact, I was about to say I was not worth to suffer, but it seems I was. So I take that back. Bailey, it's stupid. No one cares.
It is all fun.
I can just do it back.
Calm down, Luke. I'm not the same when you do it, Luke.
Thank you.
Calm down, it's fine. Don't need a joke.
Breathe in, breathe out. Big deep breaths. I'm going on my phone. I'm going to ignore you. For the rest of this flight. I'll never talk to Tristan ever again. Go calm down. You're what? Never talk to me for the rest of my life because of a joke. Fucking hell, Luke. Talk to me with your cousin. Can't take a fucking joke. He is mad. I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life. I didn't say it like that. It's all in film how I said it. That's exactly how you said it. You're typing on your phone pretty angrily. Yeah. I'm not. That's exactly what you said. And that's an angry smile. An angry smile. There's no way. You look mad.
There's no angry smiles.
Stop being mad.
It's just the kick off of it. - Please talk to me for the rest of my life. There's no need to go that far over a fucking joke. - If you just don't be mad,
Although, he looks even more mad now. I was furious.
He's gonna cancel these copies. It's because I'm reading. Why are you so angry? He's googling hitmen. Stop being angry. It's fine.
You're on a private jet. It's a little joke. Miami, it's just a joke.
- Chill. - Don't be so mad. - Chill. - It's okay.
- Just to stop being angry.
I'm never going to talk to you for the rest of my life. I didn't say it. That's exactly what he said, isn't it? Everyone heard how I said it.
He is
pissed, furious.
Complete banishment of family for the rest of his days?
You need a lawyer?
Thank you very much.
Well, well, well. Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Answer the fucking question.
What do we have here, Luke?
- 791 days under arrest saying to Andrew. We got out on a private jet, I'll be simply with espresso in one hand, and the beer in the other. 791 days. It is the first jet I've been on since, of the three jets, that has both espresso and beer. - What are you gonna call it? A Romanian car bar? - This is not a thing. You care, look. - So Andrew's angry. - There's a huge issue. - Andrew, calm down. Calm down. - It's the combination of a truck.
*laughs*
It's okay.
It's a brother. I mean, it's a joke.
I can't possibly be mad while I'm this refreshed. But you? Chill out.
Look at how angry he's on his phone. He hates it when my plans come together. I'm furious. I'm super mad. My plan has come together. No, guys, I'm much madder than you thought I was. I know it's not being mad. I am twice as mad. Imagine maximum mad at double it. That's how mad I am. Shit. I'm more mad than... No, no, no. Exactly. Exactly. Why am I so mad?
mad it's just an espresso and a beer what's the problem why am I fucking fuming I don't know I need to calm down really truthfully I should calm down you need espresso to beer. Andrew.
Andrew. Andrew. Tristan's trying to sleep on a plane with eight men. There's a flag on this one. It's true. It's true. I know. Sometimes I'm ashamed of my cousin. Exactly what you do. You try to sleep with loads of men.
we're not sleeping in the back. He's trying to sleep with us. He's been caught red handed.
Tris is dying. We refuse to let him sleep. Mr. Sick Boy. Look at the tables. I ate everybody. I ate some chips because chips start with C. You know what C stands for. Cheer up Tristan. That's true. That is true. You can't do this. Look this is not my fun.
Oh, they got him out of their homes. This is the best fight of my life. No, I didn't. I didn't say that. This is big. Don't be a shame.
Your children will ask what you did in 2025. What will you tell them? 5% of the year is already gone. What have you built? What have you changed? 2024 was war. The system tried to crush us. We fought back. And even with everything against us, we still won. But 2025, this is different. The system is falling apart. The barriers are gone.
open. And for the first time in history, the game isn't rigged against you. This is the year that will define your legacy. What's coming next will change everything. If you think you've seen it all, you haven't. Burning 150 million doesn't even come close to it. You've seen nothing compared to what is coming. If I told you that Elon and members of the Trump cabinet and the most important people in the world are looking to work with us, if you understood how large our endeavors are going to become, you would want to make sure you are part of them. You're probably thinking,
piece? A TRW token release? New features within the real world that guarantee you can't fail? Yes, but there's something even bigger. Something so monumental. Something scientific. Something so game-changing you wouldn't believe it if I told you. This is like Bitcoin in 2016. The kind of move that shifts history forever. The kind of move that puts the real world students in control of the future. A hidden message is embedded within. A key buried in this map. Only the sharpest will
If you knew what I know, I'd see you inside of the real world.