Transcript
Guys, you can turn me into a party animal.
I might fuck start fucking OnlyFans.
Tristan, it's midnight. You don't need a five-hour energy at midnight. Five-hour energy begins with five, which begins with F. And F stands for Friends Forever, Tristan and Bailey. So you should drink one with me.
So you are not my friend.
See you live.
So F stands for finally Bayley showed his true colors in his trailer.
Luke, 5-hour energy? No. I don't know if I can. Luke, thank you. Yeah. But 5-hour energy starts with F, and F stands for Friends Forever, Luke and Tristan. Tristan, but drink that one.
It's the one I left on the table, yeah, Bailey?
I think so. No.
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Drink this one. Oh, thanks. If you don't drink this one, I'm going to drink this one also. Ten hours of energy, Luke. Okay, I'm not going to drink it.
Tristan, you don't need 10 hours of energy.
He does. Bailey!
What you don't understand is,
Five-hour energy begins with F.
*crash*
And F stands for? Feel well Tristan. Feel well Tristan. That's exactly what I was about to say. That's definitely a real sentence. People say feel well Tristan. Yeah. Feel well Tristan. Wait, now that he's fallen into my plot, he doesn't realize I poisoned those ones.
I knew that there was only one man who drank 5-Einer Energy late at night.
Bailey, I knew it. There's only one man on this planet in this house. And I knew it too. So what you didn't know
is that air filter in your room.
produces poison.
the antidote
It was in the five hour energy. Trust me. There's a reason I'm not sick, man.
because I've not been poisoned.
Remember that? It's a sudden acting group.
die of heart failure.
Play I want 5 hour energy, where's my 5 hour energy? Now we're talking. Why? Because they're poison. You'll be sick like Tristan. Andrew, the air in the house is poison, the only antidote is 5 hour energy. Thanks. Bailey, don't worry, you don't need the 5 hour energy. Oh, don't worry, I turned it down, sir. You're safe.
Don't worry.
Because what Tristan doesn't know... A five hour energy begins with an F.
- Which stands for faggots are scared to drink 'em. Here we go, play back. - Bailey, play back to Peggy Sue.
And you'll see Tristan making fun of me as I was deathly sick. He was really eating onion ring. Because onion begins with O.
Which we all know stands for, "Oh, why won't you feel better, Luke?" And I was sick because I drank liquid death. I'm gonna do it.
- You like some booze? - Nope, gonna do it.
- I'm gonna stop Luke from killing himself. - I told you guys I was gonna commit suicide, and I actually did. - Wait. - Yes. - Full adding up. - Yeah, it is. And then after that moment, after that very moment, I decided I'm going to poison Tristan so he's sick.
So now Tristan has this mystery flu, doesn't know what he has.
It's been multiple days now, and he's wondering why, and he keeps accepting the waters and things I offer him.
He's drinking the five hour energies off the table. He doesn't realize he's going to be sick forever.
to the deadly poison.
He's in the five-hour energy and then he'd be in endrocer. You two are babies. - Tristan has just made that up.
But my plan is very real.
and is working.
So should Andrew drink it or not? No. No, he shouldn't. No, we shouldn't. He should.
Andrew, if you get sick, I didn't warn you. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Andrew, you don't need to do this.
It's not good. I'm not good at 10 hours. I'm not good at 10 hours.
Tristan, you're poisoned.
Now I call her.
Tristan, you don't need a cigarette on top of the 5 hour energy.
The next episode is going to be Luke Confidential. Sorry, fans.
- He knows he's been voiced.
He's given up.
Truthfully admit it, if you feel worse tomorrow, it's because I'm always you.
Will you admit that?
Why else would he feel worse? Guess what I'm calling it.
- You say something?
- Sure, good to meet you, sir. - I met you last night. - Oh, yeah. - No, I went upstairs afterwards. It was actually a lie. - Thank you. - I'm free to go.
- How you doing, G? - Good day, governor. - Hey, how you doing? - How you doing? - It's a pleasure to meet you. - How are you?
- Good to meet us for meeting us.
- Drian Gargis promotion. - What are we doing? - Commentating on Aiden Ross' boxing show. Aiden Ross is a beacon of, you know.
- Here's the points.
Fight it out on the right corner. I don't have any. I'm saving my own. No points.
- Top G, Top G. Come on in, Andrew.
We got the top G. You feel this aura through the screen. All right, we're going to-- it's three rounds. We're getting right to the fight, sir.
Right to it.
So tell me everything. Who are these guys? What's going on? So these guys, hold on a second here. Okay, so, oh shit. They both lost their last fights. So they're back with a vent. Yeah, they're both.
Luke, that is peak male performance. Luke, you have to admit, that is cream of the crop, top of the top. Peak male performance. Admit it, you can beat you at sparring. Amazing. And Andrew, thanks for being a part of it, man. I really appreciate it.
I had to come through and see you because, you know, you wrote to me in jail every day. Oh, my God, man. Oh, boy. Jeez. Oh, boy. It's okay. It's okay. I'm going to find a way to... Well, send me back. You write to me when Florida. When Florida wants me to help, you can write me a letter. I'll get you out of jail. All right. Thank you. What would I do? What would I go to jail for? Just everyone be... They'll make it up. They'll make it up. For breathing, bro. You would definitely be in jail. For what? Great guy?
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He said he can't breathe. The winner needs oxygen.
he says he can't breathe i know you should go help the winner the winner needs oxygen why are we filming each other
i bet my camera is better than bailey's we're gonna use my footage definitely not bailey's
look at bailey trying to get the footage bailey thinks he doesn't know my see it thinks he knows
He's wasting all his time. He doesn't realize I wipe his memory cards when he's not looking. So he's the first one up. The other guy's still down. I thought the other guy was fine. Andrew is bringing me these things. He thinks I'm his friend.
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Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Good.
How you doing Miami?
- Thank you.
- I'm here to be. - We don't get it.
the guys are getting in the ring and dedicating themselves. I'd love to hear you. Thanks for coming out. Thanks, bro. Thanks, guys. What about the event? The event was fantastic. It was really good to see people dedicating themselves. It was a lot of fun. I'm going to be in the next one. I'm going to come to as many as I can. So, yeah, it was fun.
Who's your mates?
Your mates, not my mates. All right, 13 minutes away. Copy.
Uh...
Hey, somehow I've been tricked. He's getting tricked somehow. Blue, I'm tricked too because we were promised dinner and now we're at a club. And I doubt that we're going to eat food at a club.
You're super drunk. Andrew, I will admit though, I will admit, I thought it was a super club with no food at all. And I'll admit it. I'll admit it. I was wrong. I judged you wrong.
- Okay.
I judged you incorrectly, Andrew. I'll admit it. - You're going to do a sinner. Why do you trust your cousin? - I'll admit it. I did tell Bailey too. - Bailey, we owe Andrew kind of an apology. - We do. We do. We're talking so much. Yeah. - So we finally fired Bailey. Bailey's done now. - It's about time. - It's about time. So I've learned how the camera works. I told Bailey to pass it to me. I told him to get something for me. He doesn't realize he's fired. - Correct. He's gone now. I've got the camera. I've got the equipment. I think I can do the know-how.
I mean, it's a lot of buttons, but I'll figure it out. All you need is some glasses and a Bible. Yeah. Glasses, Bible, then we'll head out of here. Not tell Bailey where we're going. And Dick. Bye, Bailey. And Bailey, you'll be seeing this on Day Confidential. It's only my footage now. Who has the last laugh? Luke, I said absolutely correctly. Bailey, I just told him the same thing. I was wrong. I was wrong, Luke. And you're right. We're pretty good. We're pretty good. We're pretty good.
ultra club okay so it's a fine mediterranean fusion world-class steak and seafood set it on fire live your life tonight okay that's what we're all about here so i'd love to get you refreshed a little still or sparkling water sounds good sparkling all right there we go there we go guys everybody's taking a shot if not you go back outside so how do we take shots you like your
lime garnishes on the side. Sounds amazing. And cranberries on the side.
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking. Or you and your homies might be lined and chalk. I really hate the trip, but I got a loaf. As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke. Guys, that was super fun. Let's keep going out. Let's do it, Bailey. Bailey, where are we going next? What club are we hitting next? Let's do it. It's not you. Yeah, let's do it, guys. Guys, you've turned me into a party animal. What time is it? It's too early. Is it 6 yet? No. You're not a party animal. You don't want to hit. I want to hit the club.
the club that we need to hit the real world no we need to hit the club you hit the real world log in you need to fucking make some money it's not being a degenerate constant no it's saturday night guys guys it's saturday night this is when you gotta go you gotta do things you gotta drink do things party bailey you in 6 a.m let's go party till the sunrise isn't that what they say andrew who's your mate you have notifications to clear the real world if you don't do it
First. First, work. Work. Because there's nothing without money. The fact that most people in that club aren't even millionaires is flabbergasting to me. That they decided that they're not rich, but they're still going to spend their time dancing around amongst ratchet tramps. Wait, but that's super fun dancing. It's super fulfilling. It's not worth it at all. It's not fulfilling. It's super fulfilling. No, it's the worst thing you possibly do with your time. Perhaps the worst thing you do with your time. Because other hobbies, most hobbies, at least are some sort of skill.
you get better at knitting you can't get better at clubbing you came to get better or anything you don't improve in any way you just stand there you spend money you're still poor you waste your time and then you get to leave and tell everyone hey man i was in the club this night was saturday night at the best table you care about having the best table because no one knows who the fuck you are and if people knew who you were and you're globally renowned you wouldn't give a shit about that trash and they're not going to do that until you become famous and important or at least make some money so it's all just okay luke so i'm sorry nobody knows who you are no one likes your mustache
and you have notifications to clear something.
I know it is. It's the preacher from Nebraska.
But my narration though. Say again. My narration makes it better. Your narration's always making it better Luke. Your narration's in my camera world. Me and my iPhone can beat that thing. We can win. We can win. We can win. Ultimate battle royale.
So Andrew, my plan didn't work. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, he's back. I caught on. Luke. You didn't catch on. I didn't catch on. You just ended up following us. We should have disappeared faster, Andrew.
I told you he'd be back.
*music*
Oh
The party is moving, I take my party to my house, I'm the queen of the nines, my music has strong and dance like that.
It's not just beginning. It's like that, it's like that. My dear, no, no, no, no, no. France, Colombia, Houston. Peace!
J Balvin, Willie William, Beyonce, Freeze! Los DJs no mienten, les gusta a mi gente, y eso se fue Muñe! No les bajamos, mas nunca paramos, eso tropa doy plana! Y a mí donde está mi gente, me fue a bouger la teta, Azul, are you with me? Say yeah, yeah, yeah! Un, dos, tres, ¡almago!
*music*
Me fa' much el atentu' y donde esta mi gante?
But I have it in my hands, I'm very hard, ok, let's go, and with the time we're still elevating, we're still breaking here, this fiesta has no end, bottles up, so, and nobody's here. And where is my people? I'm going to push the adept, I'm still lying with me. Say yeah, yeah, yeah. 1, 2, 3, Fuego!
Man!
I can't stand outside, I got enemies. I got enemies. Man in man. I got a good one. Woman with... Where is the woman? Tristan's missing out.
That's not it.
What? Andrew admits it. Andrew breaks character. Yeah. He's broken, he's broken, what's it called? The fourth wall? Yeah. There's some wall that's just been broken. Yeah, I broke the fourth wall. Is Tristan missing out? You know, I'm just tired of bitches throwing themselves at me. Throwing me money, trying to sit next to me, coming up to me, giving me their numbers, asking to be human trafficked. It's like, I'm fucking retired. Stop.
They're almost going to bring me back into the fucking game. I might start fucking OnlyFans. I might as well just start all over.
I ain't learned nothing.
We're gonna get wrecked. No Luke, you're not. No, I am. I'm already destroyed Bailey. Andrew, did you eat steak today? No. No, he didn't eat steak, so he's at his most powerful. Okay, you might get destroyed. I'm at my weakest.
You got 12 hours of sleep though, you should be good. I got 12 hours of sleep because I'm destroyed. I know. *laughs* I was like, what the fuck? What time is it? What the fuck is this? *laughs*
All right, 30 seconds.
What's your prediction today?
No predictions. Take baby my K.O. I'll try and stay.
Tate maybe by KL.
That's our prediction.
- Bailey, you wanna bet on this fight.
We all know how it ends.
*laughs* I didn't have it all.
Alright, five seconds
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Here, look camera at the before. This is the before. That's before.
*music*
To see them free now shoot out again Sixpans plus blood shoot out ahead Rich badness shoot out a mil now
30 seconds
10 seconds
Andrew
I've seen you spar a lot of people. I have filmed you spar a lot of people. You were hitting him harder than you hit anyone else. You hit him harder than Barnett, Marcel, Manu... It's Triss' cousin!
You hit him harder than anybody. It's Tristan's cousin.
What?
Why does that mean you have to hit him harder than anybody else? Tristan's cousin and your mate. You hit him harder than you hit professional fighters.
- Yeah.
He's a pro.
I'm more tired.
*Sings*
I'm looking at my man. I scream out, get the pace intense. I be a foot, we have step in the big bends. I'm two sides, I'm like the pitile, I'm in the know each of them. He's in my game, I'm rush, friend 9x plus to my 10. Met them block 10s, brahling for the cops. Then where's the wreck, kill, buck boom, me, bobo, those everything's intense. Anything tries, keep it, I keep it.
One minute.
Already see the redness
*sigh*
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Very good.
Is it different in the heat? Fuckin' hell. Two landed very good. Yeah, just cause you threw the right hook to death.
I finally...
You've been scarred in a while. He's looking sharp. Zippy. What's that? Yeah. Felt slow as fuck.
It looked zippy. You hit him harder than you hit most people. Is that a sign of your love and affection? Exactly. The more you love him, the harder you hit him. Tell my women that.
Alright, I'm cutting it. No, don't cut it. I demand you put it in so you can be used against me in court. Yeah, a few more days I'll be back. I haven't scarred in three months, so...
Loosen up. Tomorrow I'll be good. Luke, how you feeling? Dead. Dead?
People don't realize how hard he is. No, they really don't. They have no idea. I kept saying I think he hits you harder than he hits everyone else. Special privilege. I'm not sure about that, Bailey. Nah, I'm sure. I film it all the time. He hits you harder than Marcel. So he's nice to everyone else. He's nice to everyone else. He's nice to me, Bailey. He's nice to me. Why is he nice to you? Because he gives me space sometimes. If he puts his weight on me, you'll see it.
If he backs me up to where I can't back up, you'll see it when I get close to the pool.
He lets me off. 'Cause I only try and survive by jumping away.
If you watch, I jump away sometimes.
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And that's the only way that I don't get comboed into oblivion. But you can't jump away when there's a pool behind you.
You'll see he's really good at cutting you off. Check the pool scene. I remember the pool.
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I remember thinking, fuck, the fool's there. Fuck, I'm on the road. I'm just getting beat up. Eventually he's letting me off.
Yeah, I hate both. I swear to you that you will regret saying, get a random injection of fuck nose walk because I turned up in my house. You'd be a loser staring across the table at me.
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