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If everyone could listen up to me for like one second. Some of you are not leaving on the 3rd. Some of you are leaving on the 2nd or the 29th or whatever date you're going. I know not everyone has flights back yet. You've all got Georgiana's number. It's in the group. Or me directly. Any flight you need home, any day, any time, tell me or message Georgiana. I'll book the flight. I'll give you guys a little boat to take you to the shore and a taxi to take you to the airport and everything. So I don't know when everyone's leaving. Just tell me when.
But let me know one day before. Don't wake up in the morning and say I want to leave today because that's going to be a fucked up situation. But anytime you want to go, just tell me. I'll book everyone's flight and Georgiana will do that as well. If I'm too drunk, just mess it up. Cool? Okay.
Bye.
♪ And all this is ♪
*music*
YouTube monopoly is cracking. It's all coming to an end. YouTube are exploitative. How much money and time did we put to take off that joke? Bro. Think about it. Okay, we just filmed on iPhones, whatever, but the endless hours of us filming, the millions of dollars spent, all that time we put in to create content, which got hundreds of thousands of subscribers and millions of views for YouTube, we didn't get shit back, they wouldn't even monetize it, didn't give us a penny, then they deleted it all.
So now we move to Rumble, and life's beautiful. YouTube deserves this. And we deserve it. Man. Bro, they just exploit the shit out of us. YouTube exploit the shit out of everybody. That's what they do. They just sit there and say, give us content that we can monetize. We might give you a little slice of it, but if you annoy us, we'll delete you. Fuck you. They're exploitative. YouTube are the enemy. So, thousands of hours. To all content creators, if you're sitting there and you're still flying on, like, a plane with peasants,
You're on YouTube, that's gotta change. Rumble's the future. Why YouTube?
YouTube's for Brokeys, man. YouTube is for Brokeys, it is. The amount of time they put in to look beautiful and to sit opposite the table for you, making you look good, they are paying. They're bringing their value in their own way. And I'm gonna ask her for fucking money for a plushie. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Thank you for understanding.
It's true.
I feel very passionate about her.
Yeah, nowadays I get what I want, lately been spending a bag, addicted to getting that can, addicted to popping them tanks, money was made for the sad, now my ex bitch calling back, saw me come out about the random, didn't wait long, now that bitch don't intend you, my friends fell in love when I fell into fame, in my DMs talking about it,
Go Chi! Go Chi! Go Chi! Go Chi! Go Chi! Go Chi! Go Chi!
Toti! Toti! Toti! Toti! Toti!
Go team, go team, go team!
- Hey!
Gentlemen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen.
Come on, Koizmo!
Listen.
They've banned, listen.
They banned me from Instagram.
So yeah, so I want everyone to get their phones out. We're going to do an Instagram story. We're all going to shout, "Fuck Instagram" and do an Instagram story at the same time. So everyone get an Instagram story. Do your Instagram.
Everyone will close video, yeah?
Ready? Get your Instagram ready. Ready?
Ready?
On 3, 2, 1, fuck Instagram. Ready? 3, 2, 1.
Two, one.
- Fuck Instagram! - Fuck Instagram.
I'm on Rumble now, guys.
So if you don't have the app, if you can't get the app, go to rumble.com, find me on there.
All my other social medias will be listed on there.
Come find me on Rumble.
Also, I'll be in Croatia for a week.
So follow me on Rumble and I'll put on Rumble where we're going to be. And if I party in any places, I'll let you guys know.
Cool.
And fuck Instagram.
Cheers gentlemen.
Gotta send me with auto on, this ain't no autocorrent Bitches a threat, now I'm coming at your neck Niggas act cute like a pet, sound like a pop tart Act like they got no heart, y'all be the ones that's pretending Insecurities, they always offended, mad about a bitch, I already been in That bitch for everybody, we ain't spoken to me Niggas still in the picture, and I'm still leaving with it I can't conform, I ain't falling back, no She need more, she got to attach her
on one three dozen for the new records walk around look like a mummy psychedelics on my tummy swipe swipe i'ma get it all
- If this goes off, you just press this one here. - Can Andrew's cousin please report to deck one? Andrew's cousin.
- Tristan, apparently he's not feeling too well. Maybe you should let him rest in his room.
Should we attack him?
What's the plan? Attack Luke?
Andrew's cousin, the meeting is waiting on you.
Andrew's cousin.
That's cool.
.
I've got a good voice for this shit. I can do this. I can do this.
I'm quitting all my millionaire businesses. I'm becoming a professional announcer.
Can customer number one please report to the check-in counter? I could do this easy. You found your calling. It's not business. It's not money, it's not kickboxing.
Andrew's cousin, hurry the fuck up, nerd.
So this is our spot for the evening, it's our own bay and we can swim as well soon if we want. We can swim, we can jet ski, we can chill, we can drink. I'm going to jump off the roof until they tell me not to.
I'm going to jump in the ocean for one second before I get back out because there are monsters in the ocean. We're so in the blue.
Who's your cousin? Yeah.
Fuck me, just do it.
Hello everyone. I'm gonna take the floor. You should know who I am. I'll introduce myself anyway. My name is Luke's cousin. My name is Luke's cousin. I'm the most famous misogynist on the internet. Everyone hates me. Congratulations. And you're very brave to have come on the boat. I don't know if you've seen the crap they've been talking about me in the last few days. Supposedly I'm evil.
This boat is a very well-known yacht and the crew are amazing people and they're very talented. It's really important that all of us, we've all been amazing so far, but I just want to say that we're all very polite to the crew all the time. They are here, they work very, very hard. We can't just be like, bring me this, bring me that, please, thank you, that kind of stuff because they're hardworking and it's our reputation that matters. We don't want to be, you'll notice with me and Tristan and Jewel especially, we're extremely polite to people who work very hard and we want everyone around us to do the same thing. That's the first thing, it's really important.
Second thing is, anything that happens on the yacht, stays on the yacht. So don't be putting up stories in real time. "Oh my God, I'm on this boat. "You won't believe this bitch, this fucking bitch." Nothing crazy like this. - No drama policy. - No drama, impossible. Tagging some girl on the other side of the boat. When I see this bitch, she's dead.
If at any point you want to leave, you decided you've had enough and you want to go or you want to leave, it's no problem. You can come to us and just say, "Fuck these guys. I want to go."
take you in the water taxi to the airport you can leave anytime you want. So you're not trapped, you're not enclosed, you're very free to leave anything anytime you like. So just if you need to leave any kind of emergency, you don't want to be here anymore, you've got to go tomorrow, just let Georgiano know, your flights will be booked, it's all good. I believe the price of this yacht is like 80 million dollars and we'd like to come back again, we know the people who own it, we know the company, so let's have fun but please let's try not to break glasses, let's try not to get too drunk and vomit on carpets, we want to use this yacht again, you know, so let's treat everyone with respect. No promises, Georg.
- Let's treat it as if it's our own, 'cause ideally this becomes a regular thing. That's the intent here. - Yeah, so we wanna have fun.
We don't want anyone crying and screaming and being a drama queen or any dumb shit. Just have fun. Looking at you. Looking at you. Behave yourself. I didn't spend $800,000 for some girl to get drunk and go, "You know what? This bitch looked at me today." Fuck off. Because I'll throw you over the board myself. And then book you a flight home. Throw you overboard and you can wait for the water taxi on the beach. It's fine. But all in all, we should have a really fun time. It's gonna be good. We've got jet skis. There's lots of swimming. The water's quite warm. It's not that cold.
We're going to amazing places all around Croatia. Should be lots of fun. If you're on this boat or anyone knows you're here with me or you tag my brother or whatever, you might get a message from some weird fake account. Be careful. He's going to kidnap you. They're killers. Watch out for that. I think you could tell that myself, Jewel, my brother, we're absolute gentlemen. We always will be. And that's how we're going to behave. So, I mean, don't worry about these crazy messages.
Don't get scared and jump overboard and go swimming into the night. Please don't. Because someone says we're crazy. You know us in real life. Especially me, because they deleted me from the whole internet for this bullshit. Like a week ago. I don't know if anyone's been following it. They deleted me from everything. So it's really crazy the stories they make up and the way they purport it. So there's a lot of people out there who believe bullshit, and they might send you a news article saying I'm a killer or whatever. 90% of the people love us, but there's always the 10% of idiots who believe the lies. Nobody came here to shout...
Bullshit at the boat. Exactly.
And when I was in Bulgaria, I went out with younger guys than me
And...
What?
I find out is that they're like
so mature
they were treating the girls really well. And I found out that they're following you. And I was like, okay, that makes sense. - Old school values. - Traditional values. - So whatever you do, it has impact. - I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you, 'cause I imagine you coming on this trip and then three days in you get a message
from some fake account. He's gonna kidnap you. He's a kidnapper, and you might go, oh, and panic. Kidnap me on a yacht any day, man.
What do you mean? You are kidnapped. I would be most
You can kidnap me if I don't have to pay for all this shit. You can kidnap me any day. I'll stay here. I'll stay. On YouTube, if you say men can't get pregnant,
They banned.
No, no, no, on YouTube, men cannot get pregnant will ban you. Yep. Because men can get pregnant because you can be a girl, but you can identify as a man and you can get pregnant. Oh, yeah. So YouTube's going crazy. So it's crazy there. So Rumble is free speech. Rumble, you could say men can get pregnant.
and men can't, Rumble allows both sides of every argument. They're not biased. They're just, they let people talk. So I like this.
Alright, dinner's at 9 o'clock. After we eat.
We fucking drink. So rest up until dinner. Cheers everybody. Cheers. Cheers everyone. Cheers. So Jewel, you fucking loser. When I said to you the other day, I forgot the smokes. Can you get them? And you're like, yeah, don't worry. You believe that I forgot the smokes?
Do you not know who I am? Sue me for trying to help, man. Fuck it, Al. I will condemn you for life for assuming I would forget to smoke. So, of course, I got...
So beautiful.
H. Upman 54's
25 pieces and these are about as good as cigars get.
These are top of the range...
Top quality Cubans from the oldest cigar brand in Cuba. How much is in this book? HMS 54's not what 25 pieces. Those are only about 50 or 60 euros a piece.
So we're talking 1200, 1300 euros. Then I got the Hoyo de Monte Ray Habana. - Sounds very Cuban. - Hit me up. Grand Reserve 2013. - Jesus. - These, my friend, you have in this box, I believe 15 pieces. These are over 200.
dollars apiece $3,000 right here. Oh,
Take it out.
- Mmm. - Oh, man, it feels like you'd eat that. - That's as good as cigars get.
IF you were a Brokey!
because I also got this fucking more this box cost me five and a half thousand euros it contains eight cigars so when we really want to have the special evenings ignore those little white spots on them they're all good we have the Romeo and Julieta 2020 special editions these are the most
No, not at all. I'm very glad I didn't pick up the cigars for this trip.
Well, it only cost me fucking ten grand. That's the problem. So I'm going to put these all behind the bar with the color and the lighter. I don't know. Maybe we should put them in the safe, bro. Yeah. Now, you know what, though? Cigars are one of those weird things. It's like tailored clothing. No one would steal these. They're not worth much to anyone. No one knows what they are. They're worth the money. So as long as your videos are good, you can have one of these.
as well. I'm going to put these behind the bar. Non-financial recognition, bro. There you go. You get one of these expensive cigars.
*music* It's that nigga MC's babe and I'm making break a bitch Smack her all upside her head and let her know my pipa thee She gon' try to make it look as if you going out like the hoe Never think twice about a bitch cause when you dip it then you know
Break it, take that hoe and have that hoe scape in your breath. Rearrange the situation, clap your door and think of folk. Always stay a step ahead and make her make your cash flow. Get that bitch and bitch, nigga. Keep that hoe up on the car. Let her know that what you seen is gonna be best for folk for y'all. Take her money, leave her hanging pimping bitch and get your G. Take that bitch, don't get my man, man, fuck me shit, man. Nigga, please, money game is what I do. I'm pipping, make my penis speak. Disrespect my pipping, nigga.
See I'm pippin', make my money, make it on bitches, that's my two Get your hoe up out my face, cause I'm bankin' these fools
Even beaches, how about that? Is that what you were going to say? Were you going to do that? It wasn't, but I dreaded. I have to admit, I just smashed water. I don't even know. You've got no character tricks. Oh, you've tricked me. Who the fuck did you get talking to? That is actually fair. I'm not a London fan, but for shopping it can't be beaten. It cannot be beaten. Nowhere in the world, mate. Nowhere. Not Milan, not New York, nowhere. Even by Armani stuff.
I know it's not custom with you guys, but even my Armani is still tailored. I buy at 10am, my 4pm is tailored to the hotel. Everything's tailored in. All of them. Yeah, London's worked out for close. You've got Armani anywhere else in the world that will take you. My stuff looks good on me. I know it's a different style, but it fits nice cashmere. It looks good. Let's face it man, London wins on tailoring, knife crime and ugly women. That's right. That's what they went on.
The size of jet we normally fly on, you know the 9 person jets? I fly them by myself. That's my biggest flex. Every single time the air stewardess says, "Why do you get such a big plane by yourself?" And I say, "The small ones, they bounce too much. Don't like it." And she's like, "Really?" I'm like, "Yeah, this one, it's big enough. It doesn't bounce so much." She goes, "Yeah, but it's for 10 people." I'm like, "It's fine. For me, by myself, Americano, please."
I didn't want to destroy you. You should have kept me as controlled opposition. I would have been on your side. I would have created my message.
I would have done whatever you needed me to do to allow me to exist on your platform so you could satisfy whatever shareholders you have down in Cuckland. But you started a fight with the most formidable man on the planet, my unmatched perspicacity.
coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. And I will crack the matrix. I will destroy tech monopolies. That's who I am. It's too fucking late. You're fucked with the wrong guy. And by the way, for the record, I would never kill myself. Let's fucking go. Fuck you. Yee -haw! Oh, drink to that, even though I don't want to drink anymore.
The future of social media, rumble .com. Cheers to rumble! One more, one more, one more, one more. I'm gonna do one more cheers. We are on one of the most expensive yachts in the Mediterranean. Do whatever the fuck we want for a solid week. If that's not worth the cheers, I don't know what is. We are the kings and queens of the ocean. So let's give that a cheers. Life is good. Life is good. So far so good.
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
I have 30 cars, but I have two or three I really love. It's the way it is. If the 765 will start, I have the driver. If, but I will still stand by after all my cars, the A12's the best.
Bro, maybe on the Benus road, I got away from you in the Evo. Second to it was a straight, you caught me. And those are the Benus roads in Europe. Like, what's the point?
- I love you both. If you want every pussy dry, we can continue this and I'll join in. Would you like me to join in? Well, you know, Aston has a naturally aspirated button. What's wrong with you? Talk about sexy shit. What's wrong with you?
Everyone, give me your class. We do another one to Tristan's virginity. Give me one more. All right. Brothers are virgins. Let's go. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. I'm too sexy for this girl. Too sexy for your girl. Too sexy for this girl. Too sexy for this ice. Too sexy for that jack. Yeah. Yeah. I'm too sexy for this chain. Too sexy for your game. Too sexy for this fame.
He's not drinking as much as he should be.
You better fucking drink bro. Get it in ya.
Woo! No, no, no. He wants to sip it. Alright. Look, look. Like normal people. Look, look. I'm gonna have one sip of it. Let's have a sip.
Be from desire!
You don't know about it.
*Sings*
*
- We're all vanilla losers.
I need water! Let me have some water! Fuck off!
yeah
I'm so cancelled! Give a fuck! Don't give a fuck!
so
*music*
*music*
- Look, he can agree.
The booze is not necessary. It's not. It is necessary. You don't need to drink like fucking animals. Okay, let me...
This is a nice tasting drink, we don't need to neck it.
We do. We can't-- Knock it all. Tell Luke he's a pussy. Drink all the booze.
This is how we go. Take over that jaw. We'll drink it. Bruv, I'm a fucking responsible individual. I have normal work to do. I can't drink like this all the time. Why not? It's fucking insanity, bruh.
*thud*
*laughs * You motherfuckers! I know it's cool! You gonna fuck yourself! You better drink it up! You're an instant, drink it up! *laughs *
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I got my fucking phone in my pocket! You dickhead! Fuck off! Fuck your phone! Nerd! Fuck an animal!
*laughs*
- -
*laughs* I'm not messing with you! You're not gonna pull that off. You're not gonna pull that off.
Alright, you owe me a new coin, motherfucker. What the fuck? Oh, yes!
What's that gonna cost me, buddy?
I want money, you fucking nerds!
You better fucking step up!
You, you, it's no better money. You're backing up my apps, man. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, I ain't doing that shit.
Fuck it.
I don't know. Woo!
Woo! Where's the booze? Booze.
Jewel disappeared and now Tristan's disappeared to go find him. Tristan was Terminator going through this entire boat, clearing the rooms.
Looking for Jewel in real time.
Hey baby, can I come in? You can't say no to a beautiful woman.
- No!
I don't fucking take close to those eyes!