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What's next? You wanna sit on the balcony and watch the sunset, faggot? You're gonna find out, nigger. Kick you in your fucking goofy head. Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the Mediterranean. This is where Marcel dies.
Marcel, I'm just swimming. Why?
Just because you can't swim, you don't want to go swimming. Marcel, come on. I just did. Oh, yeah.
to the ocean and walk back out. What's next? You want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset?
Faggot. - Morning Bible study, son of a race. - That's not as gay as walk on the beach. - Just jab, and then it depends what you want to work. But then round two could be jab, right, kick.
Just relax a bit.
relax a bit next round three minutes jab cross left kick you're gonna find out nigga kick you in your fucking goofy head I'll get Marcel to protect you. Just cross the ball without touching the bottom like this. Marcel I've never seen you swim ever because I can't keep my head up like that just cheat just crawl
with your feet at least you're in the water if I've got boxes on come on I'll even take the camera in honestly I've got boxes on that's fine so if it gets wet then my boxes get wet look I'm gonna take the camera inside as well why are you asking questions just get in a pool and swim no way no way why am I nervous you shouldn't be because you're a good swimmer right?
- Right now to swim, why would you be nervous? - Can I go to the side? - You can hit- - What about a bicycle here, isn't it? - No, across the pool. - All right, all right, okay, okay. - Without touching the floor. - Wait, come this side then. - Why, 'cause you're gonna splash the fuck out. - Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna splash loads.
to breathe in turns. - Wait Marcel, let me get this right. - You don't know how to breathe while you swim.
Have I just got-- is that why you were embarrassed?
Because you have to hold your breath as you swim. Nigga, you are not surviving the yacht trip.
The ocean's a lot longer than this pool. If you can't breathe while you swim,
You are cooked. I'm trying to say to you, I don't know how to do that bit.
What's the most important bit? Breathing while you're in water is the most important bit, Marcel. But you see why I take a snatch of moon?
It works, right? If this pool was twice as long, you would have drowned. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Marcel knows how to swim. I didn't expect that. No, he doesn't. He doesn't know how to swim. It's like saying, this man knows how to sprint. This man knows how to sprint, but after nine meters, his legs fall off. Like, that's not the same.
If you can't breathe while you swim, you can't swim.
How do you breathe? You're fucking wrong.
Let me show you what happens when I try to breathe, it gets
It gets worse. - Oh, I can't. - I can't.
up here.
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Oh my god! I don't know how to do that bit. Yeah. That's why I just go straight under. I don't get the technique.
*gasp*
My lungs.
Thank you.
Shit. You have the most votes in the world, man. I can swim!
- Kinda, splash and move. - Well, I can see it already. It's 'cause you're splashing and moving.
Your arms are going like this.
And it splashes me in the face on the way up. But it needs to be, you need to be racing your arm up and cutting in. It needs to be more...
Ah, okay. So you can't really get your head up and breathe in your stupid shit gas. Splash a move, bro. It's the splash a move technique.
Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the Mediterranean.
when I get my yacht. Unless I learn to swim, which I will. You said you could do four lengths.
while holding your breath the whole fucking time.
Where's Marcel?
Bro, this is actually deep. Holy shit. But it keeps you, man. You don't have to do nothing. Just keep... A little bit. Nah, I can't touch the bottom here. I'm 6'4". No, I can't either. So Marcel would drown here. This is where Marcel dies. Marcel would drown even... Let me check. Here.
Marcel dies here. This is my limit. Okay, now I'm standing up. So Marcel's dead here. This is, what's this? Three. Four, five meters out? Marcel, this is your limit. Yeah. Look how conically close it is to the shore. Can you imagine dying here? Help, help, Marcel. So he has the face of a man and the body of a baby. Exactly. And nobody will get tricked with this. Exactly. He's a grown man.
Yeah, let him swim. Look, he has a beard and everything. But then when his body's submerged in the water, everyone will think he's a baby. There's a baby with some dirt on his face. All right, fuck this. I need to drive some people. You can do the crap. Why are you in the water? Why are you in the water? Can't let Marcel move to the other side. Marcel will die. Well, we just left it. The middle ish. You're white.
- That's where. - Yeah, pick them up. Nice and easy, there we go. Now walk all the way down to the rocks. Do you see the sign on the left?
Turn around and walk back up. Four times back and forth. Good luck. Enjoy.
Straighten your back up as well. That's it. Yeah. But we were doing the plate. Looks pretty easy to me. You know what? It's not that far. It's deceptive. It looks a bit easy. It's easy. You should do it. You go next? Yeah. Nice. Do it.
What I have to do is... So you did how, what, four times going... Four times with 40kg. Yeah. 40kg, 20-20. And another four times with... That's 20-20?
No, no, we did with 2020 with double. We were doing it in the heavyweight. It's like carrying... But then I saw you carrying those after. Yeah, we were after.
4 with 20 and 4 with 10. Okay. It's like carrying Marcel in each hand. It's like Marcel and Bailey. Bro, it's more than half of Marcel's weight. 40 kg.
Imagine. Straighten your back.
Hold your head high, straighten your back, it's good for you.
- Nice. - Three more. - Heel. - Go on, no rest. Turn around and do it again.
No rest is on? Well fuck it, you don't look tired, go!
No, no, no, no, no. Walk to the stairs, faggot.
You're trying to cheat me by six meters.
That's it. Boom. Straighten your back. Stand up straight. All the way down. There we go. Fix your fucking goofy posture.
Looking like Lurch from the Addams Family up on that beach.
I'm gonna get a phone call, Frankenstein's monster's on the loose. A young guy like Alex, it's good for him to be mean to him. This is good for him.
- And if you didn't do it, I was gonna punch him.
It was a good friend. People were like, "Oh, you're bullying your friends." There was an episode of Luke and Andrew bullying me, then me and Andrew bullying Luke, then me and Luke bullying Andrew. I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life! Mr. Sick Boy! I hate everybody white. It's a fucking loser. It's just like, "Oh, you can tell they resent each other." And the comments underneath were just like, "Tell me your wife's your best friend without telling me your wife's your best friend." If everyone on this house started being nice to me for 24 hours, I'd be very suspicious.
I'd be very suspicious if Alex and you and Nigel, no one made jokes about me for 24 hours, I'd be very suspect. Yeah. Wouldn't be right. People with no male friends are fucking losers. Their wife's their best friend and they're nice to her constantly. I said this yesterday on a podcast. Yeah? Yeah, because he asked me: "How is life with the Thates? How is living with them and this bro?" I can tell you how is not to live with them for six months. Man.
Without competition, without all of these things... - Yeah, you need it. You need it. I would not do this by myself. With these 20 kilogram plates we were doing, I wouldn't do it by myself. - Me neither. - I'd stop all the time. - Yeah. - And after three reps, I'd be like, "I have enough." - Yeah, this shit. - We're good. - Now that you've done it, aren't you happy you did it?
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*Squeak*
There and back, there and back, yeah? Ultimate swimming contest. Let's go.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Okay.
Thank you.
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Bye Andrew! You've got to touch the rocks Andrew! Touch the rock with your hand! Wow!
Not a little bit.
*Gunshot*
Fuck.
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Okay.
Whoa.
Oh.
*laughs*
Oh, my God.
Did you win?
Or did you earn?
I'm Lord of all beasts of the land and fishes of the sea. Hoo I'm dead. Come on Svalix.
They're so far away you can't even see them on camera. Nice.
I hope they've drowned and I'm seeing illusions.
Well, uh
Well done.
Tried to crawl. Started swallowing water like three times. Waves.
*gross* salt. Fucking disgusting. You taught me how to breaststroke four years ago. I could barely swim four years ago. You taught me how. It's alright. Now Smalox is last place. Yesterday it was Yusuf but he's filming. Yusuf looked like he's drowned.
We can't see him.
Good workout, 1.2 kilometers.
Nice! Nice!
I'm still beside in King of the Sea. A lot of swimming practice I got in last summer. I got a young community today. Thanks, Alex. Finish! Come on! Come on! Nice! Man, is it fucked? Loser of the sea, yeah?
Nelson Fox, your swimming speed. Again? Yeah, of course not. Tomorrow.
Bro, the water was green back there. Yellow is green. I swallowed a fucking whole mouthful. Electrolytes.
Too much chisha, too much cigars, all day.
- We're back again, old friends. - That's it, you want to go to the park? - One big black monster, go to the park.