0:05.92.

0:08.82Alright, so you just got up.

0:10.47I'm low-key terrified.

0:12.82Because you said that today's the day.

0:18.06and that you have to live a life.

0:20.06- So David or Mike?

0:21.98We don't need cigars first thing in the morning. No way! Vitamin C! Everyone knows the importance of vitamin C. What does cigar begin with?

0:30.15Two of my females are asleep.

0:32.01and my waiter is not here yet. He doesn't start for 45 minutes so he's gonna have

0:35.70some more water.

0:36.78*thud*

0:38.01I've not even finished my two leaders.

0:40.69I know it's Pride Month.

0:42.36Thank you.

0:43.19But you're gonna have to up your game. Tristan's a consumption champ. Tristan can live my diet, no problem. I know he can, but I'm documenting it. Alex and baby were struggling for two years of water. I finished my water. Whose water's still full? Alex.

0:55.41It's not a crime you have to be dark.

0:57.55I'm smoking. I'm not complaining. Alex, that's how a hero does it.

1:05.46Two liters down. 15 seconds. Let's go, T. Let's go. Man.

1:14.44Alex, go bein' a little bitch, drink your water. I'm ready for war.

1:18.57American government's coming for me, come!

1:20.76Come!

1:21.99Coffee, cigar, come put me in jail.

1:24.88Give a fuck.

1:30.24-

1:33.24-

1:35.34I might be there for some cans.

1:36.55Alright, so there's a gallon of water down. Are you? Are you?

1:41.82That doesn't make sense. What the fuck?

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