0:06.94What are the odds?

0:08.73very low but that little Toyota is a different vehicle. Yeah you know what I will get in here.

0:16.47It's about getting out though.

0:20.86Hi friend. Hi friend.

0:24.69God is good.

0:28.74- Ah. - Not you there. Mind tight.

0:31.90- Hey, you guys.

0:33.78Fuck you, man.

0:34.89- Come on outside.

0:37.14- I'm not a photographer, I'm a writer.

0:39.60Are you kidding?

1:10.90- He hit his car.

1:20.42To give the rhythm of this dance very short.

1:26.07Count the goddamn. One, two, three.

1:29.10Four girls. He was canceled by the Matrix to tell him the truth. Got it then.

1:35.19- Yeah, first of all-- - Big art guy, huh? - Yeah, he was canceled by the Matrix for telling the truth.

1:40.80He had the guy down, some girls, he had a watch, I had a watch.

1:44.73But let's cut the bullshit and be deadly serious.

1:47.61I'm sorry.

1:48.09Who was actually a barrel artist?

1:51.72Me or someone, though.

1:53.13No bullshit, no jokes.

1:54.99Deadly serious. I know it's take confidential, but I want to be actually serious now, baby.

1:59.10Who was actually a veteran?

2:01.11I was gonna say me.

2:02.61You, you're not even in this race.

2:04.80Tristan.

2:06.56It's the first time I've seen you out of the house in weeks. That's not true. What brought Captain Fun out of Funland? Because I don't hang around with you.

2:14.18I mean it has to go time you're just not invited and sometimes

2:18.75said something about Hitler

2:20.85of that period.

2:22.44something good about Hitler when it's

2:24.84Looks like he was very... because he was in the surrealistic

2:30.48Media, medium were, most of them were Jews. So they punished him for speaking his mind. Yes, they said, you are a fascist.

2:39.15You are--

2:40.17You are a man to say much.

2:41.46More than that.

2:42.24Did he go to jail? No, no, no, no. He went to USA. Just me. No problem. But in the USA, I understand he designed all the costumes for the Rockefeller and

2:53.64and uh...

2:54.60It was the JD Rockefeller and the Rothschild Ball. He designed all the costumes for them, didn't he, to get back in the good books?

3:01.53to this

3:02.58contact with the

3:03.96Haute couture, midiame.

3:06.42He met Coppo Chanel, he met Elza Schiaparelli, he worked with

3:10.89model

3:12.24than a mandalier.

3:14.07After that she was a singer, but first she was a model. - How did you get Captain Fun out of the house?

3:20.13Turns out he leaves for the very fun things like this.

3:24.36Listen, buddy, I challenge you to a draw.

3:28.60You and me.

3:30.61I think there's something. Right here, right now. We're going to have a draw. We're going to get paper, we're going to get pencils, we're going to have a draw.

3:38.46I must eat anything more beautiful than my Ferrari, or my Bugatti, or my Lamborghini, or my Bentley, or my RS7 Audi, or my Audi RA. I just fall.

3:47.91I mean, what about my Pagani, my Koenigsegg?

3:52.62Yeah, we've got clocks.

3:55.83Yes.

3:56.98Captain Fun, what do you think of the art?

3:59.22Thank you.

4:00.20Wish it were for sale.

4:02.82That is the most famous. Everyone would know what that is.

4:35.97These aren't for sale, are they? No, no, no, they're not for sale. They're 18 carats gold with diamonds and rubies and everything you see. It's authentic.

4:47.77Bye.

4:47.94So one more time, who canceled him? It was the Jews who didn't want him to talk anymore?

4:52.14Well, why was he canceled?

4:54.21He could not be cancelled.

4:56.49He just flew and found another space where he could speak.

5:01.56His mind and his...

5:03.81Will. But they tried to shut him up, right? They tried, but--

5:08.34Yeah.

5:08.91Right.

5:09.60- No problem.

5:10.74- One, two, three.

5:11.40- No.

5:12.27creative enough

5:15.06I think outside the box, Aikido, to defeat the Matrix.

5:19.95ways of expressing ourselves.

5:22.56Find a new way to express yourself.

5:24.03And I drove by to see him.

5:25.95upset.

5:27.75This is the-- This is gangster.

5:30.69This is Saint George with the dragon. Story of my life.

5:37.08Are you going to write? It was made in 1977. There's only 350 of them.

5:42.39and it was commissioned by him.

5:43.47Yes. I'll buy it. Yes.

5:45.10I'll give you this one too.

5:46.80You want the support also?

5:48.72Do I want the support? The support. No. I know where I want to put it.

5:53.22This is just a normal block. Where are you going to put Salvador Dali?

5:56.88Newhouse Bookshelf.

5:58.89next to, in between all my books.

6:00.75in the new house.

6:03.48Thank you.

6:04.39He has a vision and he spent $151,000. Yeah, yeah, why?

6:08.94Let me pay for it first. I'll put it on card and my security guard will carry it.

6:12.74What can you do? You need one now. Do I get a more expensive one than him? Do it.

6:20.16Don't start a Salvador Dali flex-off.

6:23.01It's been a while since we've had a Salvador Dali flex-off. It's been a while.

6:28.86Is that even a thing?

6:30.30It is now.

6:32.16Tristan, when you get home, we're going to do the Salvador Dali dance.

6:35.40Look at him now discussing how to pay all this.

6:38.08Everyone's confused. Like, 151 grand, why are you... And he's sitting there like, oh yeah, what do you want? Probably cash in his pocket.

6:46.35I'm gonna make him do a Salvador Dali dance for this. That's my retribution.

6:50.49Did it with the Rolls Royce.

6:53.16What are you guys doing?

6:54.21Oh, you've never seen this before?

6:56.10No. Men like you would--

6:57.93Anyone on the internet seen this? A few people?

6:59.73Perfect.

7:00.48This is called the New Rolls Royce Dance. He does it with all the other cars. He has to do a Salvador Dali dance for the money he's just spent.

7:08.31or it won't be a Take Confidential episode.

7:10.02If you wanna do it, then teach him a lesson.

7:13.38Why are they wrapping his Salvador Dali? He's actually buying this.

7:16.47Young man.

7:19.05Watch it.

7:19.83Who's your name?

7:20.94-

7:23.73I think you should show them up.

7:25.05The charge was--

7:25.95Charlie's Bigger.

7:26.5251,000.

7:28.45Do I show him up?

7:30.06How much?

7:31.18Yeah, I'll be very honest, I'm gonna break the fourth wall. Hello people at home, I'm strongly considering buying this piece of art I do not want for the Take Confidential episode, for the episode alone. I'll never use it, I'll never appreciate it, I'll probably lose it, but I'm thinking of doing it just to make a good episode of Tristan bought Salvador Dali and then I came along and bought more Salvador Dali and we're Salvador Dali superfans.

7:50.49Salvador Ole Flexoff, I'm considering it.

7:53.64Back in character.

7:55.47You won't.

7:56.97Goodbye. Goodbye, Amish.

8:06.30to make the workout. That's it for our wonderful talk.

8:10.77What's a tip for the tour guide for you?

8:13.20I think it's possible. You don't take tips? I don't dare take so much money. Please, please, we appreciate the tour. Come on. I appreciate it. Well, I'll leave it here. And you can stay there for our very good October.

8:24.48with them with my colleagues. - Beautiful. - Thank you very much. - Thank you very much. - No problem at all. - It's true.

8:29.10generous of you! Thank you! No problem, you did a very in-depth tour and you really know your stuff. Yeah, I told Emilia that she is a really good guy.

8:40.20- Thank you. - Very good.

8:44.20- You're really enjoying it. - I don't know what to say. Thank you. - She doesn't have words anymore. - I don't have any words. - Thank you very much for the tour. We appreciate it.

8:51.21We enjoyed it very much.

8:54.66Thank you! Thank you!

9:01.47- You're doing that wrong. - I'm strong.

9:06.30Do you need any help? No, perfectly fine. Thank you very much. Sorry for the left hand. Don't worry, don't worry. It was a pleasure.

9:13.29Yeah.

9:13.98You know what? Yeah, left hand handshakes used to be the sign of Soviet spies during the war.

9:17.49Yeah, I know. So, bad luck. I don't like to take your photo.

9:25.32Please, please, please, please, I want to see that.

9:28.71Thank you.

9:59.44I love you so much. I love you so much. A few moments later.

9:59.46Do you think you're Salvador Dali? You're not Salvador Dali. I'm not.

10:04.23As a serious art collector,

10:06.15I decided to ditch my conventional style

10:08.73spice things up a little bit. You know?

10:12.09Thank you.

10:12.75You get one piece of art and now you think you're some big shot art collector. Think I'm a big shot art collector.

10:19.83That cost me $35,000. Do you have $35,000 worth of art, Bailey? I am the artist. Take my new hobby seriously.

10:28.11I'm not here to be a fucking laughingstock for the likes of you. I am the artist, T.

10:32.28Listen Bailey, I'm going to count to trois and you better apologize.

10:36.96- Un, deux. - I refuse. You know what, I have an idea. Andrew challenged me to a draw off.

10:45.99He and I can have our draw off

10:48.63And whoever's art is worthy enough can go into your collection. How does that sound? Well, as a serious collector of art, as you can tell from the way I'm dressed.

10:56.01I feel like I'm the only person qualified to referee this competition.

10:59.79- Let's go. - Let's go. Let me see what I got.

11:05.59Tristan now thinks he's some big shot art collector, okay?

11:09.42So, I know you and I had our little beef moment where we said we were gonna have a draw off, so I think now is the perfect time. I challenge you to a draw off, and whoever's is best, he is gonna put in his acclaimed art collection.

11:22.38So you're going down.

11:24.89If I were to punch you as hard as I could...

11:30.69My shoulder wouldn't work and I couldn't drop. I would snap your sternum. I don't even know what surgery that would require to fix.

11:38.68I mean I'm not disagreeing I want you to know that

11:41.67Before we begin this fucking draw.

11:43.86I'm scared of you.

11:48.02Let's go, pussy. Let's go. Let's go. All right, Tristan. Tee.

11:53.73Let's do this.

11:58.51I hear you are in need of my assistance and expertise.

12:03.87Is this because of that ugly statue you bought? I'm a serious art collector.

12:08.37And I'm embracing my hobby by changing my style slightly.

12:12.57Is this because I buy too many cars and you're just wasting money now to try and get me back? I don't know what you are talking about.

12:18.93Thank you.

12:19.56Alright, this is already getting out of control. So let's just do this draw. Let's get this over with. If Bailey beats me, I'll snap his sternum and I'll go back to work.

12:29.64Well, as most qualified men in the house...

12:32.49I'm the ref.

12:34.68I'm gonna tell you two what to draw on the count of twa.

12:39.51and you go for it, okay? Pens and paper at Zeredi, on guard.

12:44.38Alright, Alex, take the camera. Take the camera. Nige. I'm gonna sit over there. Of course. I'm gonna stand here as the independent adjudicator.

12:57.35I'm going to take a seat and see.

13:01.58Of all the things I could be doing with my time, which is extremely valuable by the way,

13:06.90Sorry, what time?

13:08.64I know I'm gonna carry watches as pocket watches only.

13:11.86Where the fuck did you get a pocket watch? I've always had a pocket watch.

13:17.28I'm not even gonna ask questions. At Zaret, you will have 60 seconds to draw One another. Bailey you draw Andrew, Andrew you draw Bailey. On the count of twat. Oh!

13:38.06I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! I'm so scared

13:47.1360 seconds.

13:56.3060 seconds.

13:57.69*laughs*

13:58.89Oh shit! It has been 15 seconds.

14:03.63Thank you.

14:04.77Thank you.

14:05.64Thank you.

14:07.17Thank you.

14:08.82Thank you.

14:10.11Thank you.

14:11.55Shit. Shit, right? It has been 30 seconds.

14:20.22Thank you.

14:21.57*exhale*

14:23.61*laughter*

14:29.28Thank you.

14:30.93Thank you.

14:35.28You have 15 seconds remaining.

14:40.36Thank you.

14:44.61PINCELS DOWN!

14:49.68Are you ready? Let's see. It's you in jail. Let's see.

14:55.11It's Andrew in jail.

14:57.79It meant to be. Andrew, can you show your art to the camera and then to me?

15:03.96The independent adjudicator. Nice. Can I borrow your butt? What is it? Can I borrow your butt? Oh my God. Okay. That's it. You win. You win. Thin neck. Thin neck and a Bible and skinny legs.

15:20.16Let me see. I admit defeat. That's so accurate.

15:24.78*whistle*

15:25.02*

15:31.05- -

15:31.38Good work, Maria.

15:34.83I declare the winner of this draw off.

15:40.50Monsieur Andrew Tate. I was going to break your fucking stereotype. You are lucky you lost this competition so I didn't have to fucking end you, you pencil neck fuck. Built different. Never lost a fucking game. Never lost a game. Built different.

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