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The source of the beast and the best.
course.
a
software
and an engine upgrade and a gearbox,
and gearbox software upgrade that we can install. Which is a bit of a live thing. The other thing just to bear in mind for yourself
in terms of how you move the car,
will be, because
to bring a car from the bike
I think that's a good question.
So cool.
The package is...
some notes. We have the performance one is 313K.
Okay?
The BC kit, so all the aesthetics and the carbon fiber
- Uh, he's,
and the aerodynamic of
course is 307k. Okay. And then you have
Uh...
40,000 euro additional for a three-way air duct system, which are the additional air intakes which you have in the engine roof, which provides you more...
How are you?
So in total,
you know, straight to the point.
I see is the way you like the way to talk. It's 660k. Okay, well this sounds like I'd have all the best performance upgrades.
I have all the best arrow.
660K, deal done, no problem. I think I spend that week on cigars, so that's easy.
Yeah, well, it's good for me. So that's that done.
I guess the only other thing is
If I can think of any other upgrades, I love the color of the car, I don't want to change the color.
I'd probably like to put my name in the headrest, embroider Tate into the headrest would be nice.
With a logo or a crest? Yeah, I'll send the logo and the name and you can find a way to make it look nice. I've already got this on my Bugatti, so we'll do it on the Pagani as well.
And then I can't think of anything else, really. I'd have to... My brother has crazy ideas. I'll ask if there's anything crazy we'd want.
to do with it but all in all i think that's basically it so i'm happy with the price it sounds like all the performance upgrades there's no performance upgrades i won't have if i pay for this right there'll be nothing i
won't have.
Good.
So I'll have the best of the best.
We installed the best we have as of today in terms of technology and performance.
Perfect.
Arrow will look amazing, color's already good.
I'll send you the logo and we'll come up with a design for the headrest and I'll speak to my brother see if there's anything else we want to do.
custom on this car.
And then we'll go from there. So I'll speak to.
I'm ready to pay the money and we'll go from there and it's been fantastic to meet you. Only 600 grand to upgrade my Pagani. You just casually spent 600 grand like it was nothing. No, but only, it is nothing. 600 grand to upgrade the brakes, the engine performance, the clutch, the suspension, everything on a Pagani Hyora BC. That's a bargain. I was expecting it to be 2 or 3 million.
600 grand.
Fucking they could have sold it to me twice. Remember when you and I were talking and saying that you don't need any more cars and you were gonna just chill for six months. You didn't last six weeks.
- Thank you.
I already had to
the Hero BC and I don't have a new car, I'm upgrading it.
Although
Now you busted me. I did buy a new car today.
You have something today.
Yeah, I bought something today.
Where have I been?
I'm not aware of it. What happened was...
My favorite car.
is the 812.
But the best car is the McLaren 765LT. It's the best car, hands down.
And I have a purple one, which is gorgeous. And it came here.
and I was abusing it. Remember I did the little dance, the decot dance, and it came and I was racing it around and something went wrong with the throttle, I don't know exactly what it was.
Something was weird with the throttle where I couldn't get it all the way down. In neutral, I could put the throttle down. But when it was in gear, the throttle would only go down 90%. It wouldn't go all the way down. So I sent it back to McLaren. They said it's the throttle housing. And they're going to replace the throttle housing. And they're going to fix it. And they did that. And they sent the car back to me. But it's still broken. So now they have to come and get it. And I thought, this is going to upset me. It means I'm going to spend two weeks without McLaren 765LT. And I don't deserve that because I'm a good person with a good heart. And I'm a very nice man.
So what I'll do is I'll buy another one. So I bought another one this morning for 600,000. This is what I mean, 600 grand for Pagani. I spent 600 grand on McLaren this morning. I bought another one for 600,000. So the truck that's coming to collect my McLaren to fix it will drop off my new one
Then they'll take that one home, fix it, then they'll bring it back, and then I'll have two here, although I already have four 765. So this is my fifth 765.
No sane person needs 5,765. Never said I was sane.
you are pretty crazy so i spent 1.2 million today so far actually if you want to be technical
When did you buy this? I've been with you all day.
I bet you woke up. Woke up, went police for check-in, went gym. Ah, it was when I was bench pressing.
*laughs*
Nice.
I'm fully militant like a soldier Push me hoodie on your belly put up of corona When it hot, bust off your tinker soda How you want a song, you push in your shoulder? That fuck, you tell your honor never hope ya I'm a watch your pussy, you see my joker A wildlife me live, and when I come out of no sack Kella rotate, when you redeem, wildlife me live You don't see how we live in top, ball up on the track I'm in a tax image and a upbeat thing I got I said you don't see the image Fully corrupt, I said don't run with me
I'm a company. I'm a company.
*BOOM*
- Thank you.
Andrew, what are they doing?
Installing a bulletproof door.
Thank you.
Why do you need a bulletproof door to your room? We have bulletproof doors to the house.
You know, it's quite an interesting story actually, Bailey. I'm glad you asked.
Last night, I couldn't sleep.
I was thinking, "Are they gonna raid my house again?" You know, all this psychological damage and trauma, which I enjoy because it makes me more powerful than ever before. So I'm sitting there thinking, "Are they gonna raid the house?" And if they do, there's the blow-push doors.
You can't stop them getting in, but you can make it hard for them, you know? You can just be annoying.
Like, yeah, you can raid my house, but it's gonna take a long time just to be awkward. I can't go anywhere. Nothing's gonna change. But...
Sometimes we're in a position
like mine, you just enjoy being petty and awkward.
So I thought, well, there's bulletproof doors there, and there's bulletproof doors here, and there's bulletproof doors there, but my bedroom hasn't got a bulletproof door. Do I really need a bulletproof door, or is this over the top? And I couldn't sleep, so I thought, I need to sleep. So I rolled over, and I fucked this bitch, and...
fucked her and then I laid there and
Still couldn't sleep, so I rolled over, fucked the other bitch and still couldn't sleep, so I fucked both of them now, I'm laying there awake.
No other bitches.
I could have texted, I could have sent one home, got another bitch. It all got a bit awkward, and I thought, you know what, tomorrow I'm just going to put a blue-proof door in my bedroom, so...
So I did.
Do you think you're doing what do you mean you thought you were gonna drive your car? Yeah, why? Why not? Listen, let me explain some economics and mathematics to you because you don't quite understand exactly how the world works because you're a youngster. So let me explain something to you. The owner of every single club in Bucharest is happy to drop a reservation at the last minute and give me a table. Why? Because I'm handsome? Because I'm having a gay fling with them? No, I like them and they're good dudes. But the truth is, it's a good thing.
because I spend money. And when I go out, I have to spend money. And I can't spend enough money on sparkling water to make it worth his time kicking his clients off the tables. So that means I have to buy booze. And buying booze and sitting around not drinking it is for faggots and gays. And I refuse to do that. So here's what you can't do. I don't mind everyone leeching off my fun and my fame and my drinking atmosphere because I'm the champion of nightlife. I don't mind it one bit, but you're at least going to fucking participate. What you're not going to do is be like, oh,
Yeah, Tristan's bought this table. He spent five grand. There's champagne and whiskey everywhere. Let me talk to the girls. Hey, girls, how you doing? Yeah, I'm on this table. I'm the baller. You get the numbers. Okay, guys, I'm driving home sober and not suffer the fucking indignity of a hangover the next day. You are participating in the booze. That's part of the fucking package, Alex, and there's no way out. Don't be a faggot, Alex. I was about to...
to go drink after we get home. Alex!
Shut the f**k up Alex! Then why the f**k would I spend 4 or 5 grand in the club? Why are we going out? If you want to meet girls, why don't you just invite one to the house and drink for free? I got no problem with that. But I'm not investing all the money and all this fun that we're about to have. For you to sit around, I just want to drink at home, you'll f**king sneak off to your bedroom. Alex. Alex, don't be a f**k. We're drinking. I know you hate drinking, but you have to admit my logic is not bad. It's good logic. It's infallible. You can't dispute it. You love drinking. No, no. I don't love drinking because of Jason.
I used to drink before I met you. - But Alex, my logic is not bad. You have to admit my logic is good. - I mean, it's right. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm correct. So I'm morally correct, whether you like it or not. But-- - You can't just come and enjoy the fun, enjoy the food, drive away. - Why do you wanna kill me? - And leave us with a hangover. - Because this is what they-- - We're not trying to kill you. We're trying to facilitate fun. - No, no, no. - No. - Just trying to kill you. - I actually don't do that anymore besides to Marcel. So unless Marcel challenges me, then we're gonna have a nice sober drinking, a nice slow pace of drinking. Oh, it's on Marcel, is it?
- No, no, no, I said why? - Hey, Alex, what's up?
*Sings*
- You're locked up, make a choice.
- Tomorrow.
- I think it's at least like a lot. You guys can't be safe. - No, wait. - You'll go get to the next one. - I don't think it's right. - So, uh. - I'm just actually low kick him. - So Nigel, admit now. - Alex is taller. - I'm taller. - Bailey, Alex knows all these health tricks. All these stupid things. He reads studies and he takes weird pills. He gives me pills to fucking help my fucking whatever.
And he's grown a centimeter, and he's now taller than Nigel.
I think that since he lost,
He's been in his room using spine straightening injections. I don't know, but he's now taller than Nigel. But is his neck bigger than mine? That is the question.
Let's measure it up. Let's do it.
I have many nicknames in this house, the best of which is pencil neck, but I refuse to believe that my neck is the smallest in the house now. Because I do a preposterous amount of neck curls every day. I'm down for neck measuring contest. Let's measure it up. Adam's 42. How do you measure your neck? Alright. From where to where? Roberto. I will measure it. We'll do the biggest or Alex can do it. We'll do the biggest one first. Obviously Nigel and Tristan will have the biggest necks.
Those oranges
Thank you.
you do it in inches oh it seems no centimeters the other side the other side retard
so we have here 40 and a half 40 and a half all right do mine
it's much smaller 36 we have here 36 and a half i'm a f*cking g 36 and a half 36 and a half we measured it at two days ago it was 37. i know it didn't shrink
I say faulty measurements. Oh, no, he's got some more of his neck in the house. Yeah, probably. Well, 37. FULL LIKE YOU! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! MEASURE THAT SHIT AGAIN! MEASURE IT AGAIN!
MEASURE IT AGAIN! That was a trade! Measure it again! Measure it again! I call faulty Robert Dottie a neutral party!
Yeah but don't measure it around the traps, measure it around the center, around the Adam's apple. Right underneath the Adam's apple. Yeah, exactly.
It's slanted. Nah, it's alright. 37 and a half. No, it's slanted. You can see from the camera, he's got it slanted. It's slanted, it needs to be at a nice parallel angle.
I think Alex is trying to lie there. 37. 37? Bro, you don't know how to measure. I was just trying to mess me up. You're the trainer. What happened? I have a bigger neck than me. No, he doesn't. He does. Half a centimeter. Yes.
- Bro, nice of you. - Alex's neck is half a centimeter bigger than me.
I refuse to believe. I think it's, I think Alex tried to screw me over on camera. Alright, so I'm gonna measure Alex's. I swear if Alex has a small lift. Alex, you know what? Your neck isn't big. I will measure my failure. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Alex, you have a small neck.
No, no, no. You barely hold the camera. Wait, wait, in case I have to celebrate. Underneath that. Yeah. Yeah.
Actually, it's 38. Just up in front.
Welcome, Mick!
Fight out, fight out.
*Dramatic music*
I'm out.
We'll be right back.