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You have to just outwork everyone all of
And this idea that you can do anything else is ridiculous.
And another thing that's a big misconception about the world is this idea that there's experts in all these fields and every field is saturated. I totally don't believe that.
bullshit.
You can name any field. You can take something as complicated as rocket science.
You give me an hour to read the right things and say the right things on camera. And because I am
eloquent and because I can talk correctly and because I know how to get videos to go viral and because I can sit there and be entertaining and be charismatic. I can become a leading rocket scientist on the internet without knowing a fucking clue about how to put rockets in the sky.
And then what I can do, once I'm famous enough and known enough and have enough money, is hire people who do know how to put rockets in the fucking sky. Because Elon can't build a fucking rocket.
*outro music*
Yeah, that's true. That's the game.
That's the game.
But you got a guy who goes, "I'm going to study rocket science." He'll sit in his book all day and he'll read, read, read, read in his teeth broke forever.
It's not the way.
Thank you.
- That you're an employee?
All the people who own the companies don't have degrees.
Everyone who works for them has degrees.
- Thank you.
You gotta have a big, large,
knowledge of many different moving parts and you have to just be prepared to be an animal.
and take the risk.
That's the game.
Hasta acá.
Alright, so two hour
Evaluation.
I feel like dog shit.
Why? How do you feel, Bailey? Describe it. Weak.
Is this weakness in the room with you now? Like, I'm shaky. What is weakness? What is weakness?
I heard a story once about man.
telling me about something called weakness and he described it to me.
I tried my very best to envision it, but...
My mind couldn't possibly comprehend.
There's no way this is healthy. I feel like total dog shit. What is weak?
- I'm a woman. - What is weak? Whatever I'm feeling right now. - Honestly, I really care how Bailey feels. And I think that all of us feel
that we care how Bailey feels.
So, is this making Bailey feel bad? You're transgender. No one cares about your opinion. You're transgender. It's all baby feels.
You mean gaily?
- Okay, late. - Alex, you're in last place. You have no room to talk.
No room to talk, Alex. You are so far behind. Catch up and then tell me how you feel. Are you- are you too- Alex, I'm still like three coffees ahead of you.
- Okay, give me another one. - Yeah. - Are you too weak to do this?
- Well, one way to find out. - All right, give me a water, pass me water, let's go. Pass me water, please.
Mark me down for another coffee. All right, turn this around.
We have no room to be weak.
Now we're talking. Water, coffee, and nicotine. Diet champions.
Maximum power?
Show me what I'm screaming for.
-
Back in the game. Where's my coffee? Why do I have a light in it?
-
- Great. - It's still great.
All right, predictions. I'm a white boy. Normally I go to bed very early. I have a feeling, a very odd feeling that I'm not sleeping at all. This is the inner. This is the infinite energy hack to life.
So it's not just about, "Oh, I can't sleep, I've had too much coffee." No, it's the hydration, the nicotine, the caffeine, the hunger.
You can, it's the infinite energy hack.
And you only have so many years you're gonna live, so why are you gonna spend half of them with your eyes closed?
You know who sleep all the time?
babies.
*laughs*
And you, Bailey the baby.
like a gay boy. Three hours.
Wake up, need to piss really bad.
By the time you finish your super long piss, you're basically awake. May as well have a cigar.
- What is it?
Back in the game. Coffee?
Thank you.
Start all over again.
I'm gonna die. I'm pretty sure
Today, what day is it today?
Tuesday.
Tuesday is the day I die I think
This is hard.
How do you feel?
Like shit.
- I don't even know how to explain it. - Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
- It is terrible.
lightheaded
Jittery
You don't feel energized?
Bro.
It makes no sense. My bladder's working...
double time today. Oh, you needed a pee pee.
Yeah.
You don't feel energized? No.
Don't you feel that powerful?
complete opposite of powerful.
No food, just
Endless cigars, endless water, endless coffee. This is a recipe for disaster.
Must suck to be you, friend.
I think I'll be bald like you by the end of the day. All my hair is going to fall out. Perhaps.
but I was built differently.
understand we're both different go up everyone together and then he said let me just
Do this one different.
Thank you.
Alex, how do you feel?
Bro, my hair is already formed. I feel great!
I feel fucking fantastic. I'm ready for everything. Ready for a new car to turn up, ready to go to jail.
Ready to fuck a bitch? Ready to fuck two.
Ready to fuck three!
Ready for a fight, you name it, I'm ready.
I feel fucking great.
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The reason you feel sick is because you don't smoke enough cigars, so if you smoke too many, you start...
Being gay. I know it's Pride Month.
But fucking hell.
Need to be smoking more cigars all the time, and then all that lightheadedness goes away, and it's just pure power. In your veins.
You know?
My veins are full of power.
powerful veins.
Bye.
My blood travels around my body at 300 miles an hour. Nice high blood pressure, nice and healthy.
300 miles an hour it flows through me. If your car had low oil pressure you'd be worried.
high pressure
That's right.
Pressurize yourself.
*laughs*
- Yeah.
Thank you.
Cheers, friend. Cheers.
Thank you.
No.
Know what?
not have a pen.
Marcel.
This is African food.
Not for me, not for Jamaicans.
Pepper soup is banging
Thank you.
Pepper soup in the UK is banging.
I don't know about this.
This is something different.
I'll have bread.
Andrew, pepper soup.
- You said no Hello Kitty series.
So not the next most gangster food.
I'll see.
Obviously Hello Kitty cereal is top tier, obviously. I saw that too. Why the fuck can you have Hello Kitty?
Don't...
note
It's not cool, it's not bad, it's not G.
It's Hello Kitty, bro. How else is it going to get big?
- Don't get me going to hell and I'm cheating soon. - I almost got to learn to fight.
Not on the Hello Chicken series. How much have you had? Because I've eaten a lot.
and we can showdown any time.
Thank you.
It's comfy.
You all know.
- Okay.
Your pepper soup is not good. Why not? It's made of all the bits of the animal no one else wants.
It looks disgusting.
So you have to.
Mmm. So we have to
Yeah.
That is the deal to be fair.
Delicious.
*cough*
We haven't had much water today. Cancel water please.
Thanks.
That's another coffee, let me go mark that house.
I need to check the scoreboard, the standings.
I don't know how much water, how much coffee,
any of us have had, but it's been extreme.
Woo!
Back in the game.
Thank you.
All those weaklings, he and the...
expensive parts of the animal, no real many.
Whatever the fuck this is.
cow tongue, cow liver, cow intestines,
for us.
- Cow asshole, probably. - Probably.
Give a fuck I'm built different.
I'll have...
the soup.
- Bruh. - Marcel.
I believe.
Bye.
My diet day.
Yum.
No idea what the fuck it is.
Marcel, that's copping out
Don't fail at this stage. You've been through all the cigars, all the coffee, and you're going to fail now. Can you guys get some fucking meat, please?
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
Stop being cowards.
If you can't handle this, how are you going to handle Hello Kitty Cereal?
*laughs*
How do everyone get to the strong stuff?
You can't do the basics.
That's right.
It's gonna make you stronger. What do you want to eat?
Let's go to a baseball game, have a hot dog, you fucking faggot.
Hotlogger guy.
See?
This is real manston.
I dare you to go.
deep into Nigeria.
Find Francis Ngannou's fucking cousin and tell him this doesn't make you strong.
What if we go white boy?
Go on.
Go on, what are you gonna do? You can't hit me, I'll sue.
*laughter*
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I'm eating the soup. You bet. You don't set a fucking chance in hell without it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*clap*
Thank you.
*BANG*
We haven't had our fire blood today.
Go somewhere here, friend.
Wait, you have some. Yeah, there's still Christie maybe some. I brought you some. All right, cool. Andrew, this isn't a good idea. Why?
You and I both know that having fire blood too late in the day will keep you up all night and it is currently
8:59 p.m. It's 9 o'clock.
We drink this right now. I didn't hear you again. Say that one more time.
Andrew. Say it one more time without him here.
Andrew, sleep is not a bad thing. Say again?
Andrew, you need sleep. If we have this right now, Marcel!
If we have this right now,
We are not sleeping at all. We've had 20 coffees today. This is just going to be the nail in the coffin. He wants to have fire blood at 9 p.m.
Because he forgot to take it earlier when he was supposed to.
Whose idea was this? Nobody ever wanted to have an idea.
This whole thing
No, at any point has this thing good.
No, and this is his day today. I don't know how he's alive. I don't know what the fuck my baby's doing. Bro, absolutely disgusting.
What? Marcel, I brought two glasses, one for him, one for me, but he already had some, so...
One for you, one for me.
Fine.
Fun?
Let's do it.
Thank you.
Also, that's how much water we've all consumed today. This is getting out of hand.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No one can live like you.
Of course you can. No, I'm barely making it through one day. If I was to do this day after day after day, I'd be dead in a week.
Literally a week I'd be dead.
That's great.
You've eaten a bowl of pepper soup and half a plate of cake. That's not normal.
*Loud clack*
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is what I do. Every day. This isn't a joke. This is actually real life. All you need is fire blood.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh. Alright, let's pour it up, Marcel. Everything else is a bonus. As long as you're for Fireblood, everything else is just...
Next drop.
Alright boys, fire blood. Let's do it.
Marcel?
One for you.
Thank you.
Down the hatch.
Good man.
Alex, one for you. Oh, Alex. Oh, nice.
Thank you.
.
Nice. One for me.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
Nice.
So it works. Put the switch on.
You're eyeballing that shit. - You're cheating. - How am I cheating?
It's not my diet.
But now you want it. I don't say no to me because I believe meat is power. So you have to give me half of that. Otherwise, you're not sticking to my diet. Bro, I'll give you half. I don't even want it.
So you're just trying to rebel against the system.
Andrew, you've had one bowl of pepper soup today. - Everyone has a steak to your diet, right? - That's right, you have to cook everyone's steak now. - Oh, no, absolutely not. - I was gonna order a chicken wing.
Do it.
But if I don't eat them, no one can eat them. It's Andrew Diet Day.
Andrew, you are eyeballing this egg. Admit it, I'm grill man.
I don't say no to meat. I could eat it.
But now there's one, two, three, four of us who are sticking to it, so it's got to be in quarters.
So you cooked everyone a steak. Screw them.
They can eat their own steak. No, then you're breaking the system.
Only you can cook Bailey steaks.
Okay.
Would you like some steak? No, no, it's fine. If everyone doesn't get a quarter of that steak, it's fine. We'll just start again tomorrow.
Two.
Three.
Four.
All right, how many of us? One, two, three, four. There's five of us. I will cut this beautiful steak into five pieces. Deal? I'll take a bite of meat. No problem. All right, cool. Why are we playing Smash Bros? Why are we not playing Smash Bros? We're taking it back to house arrest days.
- The defender of the house wins.
Thank you.
That was good.
I'm the defender of the house and you three losers need to stop. Tell the world how banging my stakes are.
How long is it going to be?
Don't worry about it.
- Longer than it took me to eat it.
- Is good.
And you know it's good. It's great. It's great. I'm the grill man.
And if you cook something when you're on my diet, you should give it to me.
Inefficient.
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